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In the perfect world, nobody would ever cheat, tell lies, and try to get away with it. But this is not an ideal world and relationships often take challenging turns that leave hearts shattered into pieces.

So when a Twitter user asked “Ladies, what’s the wildest lie a man ever told you?” it was destined to resonate with many women out there who have heard too many lies, both hilarious and heartbreaking, in their lives.

Below we wrapped up some of the most sinister responses women have shared in response to the question, so scroll down to find out what they said.

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Olivia Lisbon
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How long did he think that deception would last? Who wouldn’t want to see that?

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Cee
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one is kinda cute in a “Joey doesn’t share food” kind of way

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess that is one way to explain why you're taking care of a baby. Credit given for creativity, but points taken away for execution.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why did she put up with that? If l've understood this correctly, he was leeching off her while bringing another woman to HER house?!?

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Sheila Stamey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww man, not the church retreat excuse! Don't do that! You always get busted. Lol

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Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get it. No longer want to be with someone? Divorce/breakup! Seriously, this kind of c**p just proves what (fill in the blank) both of them truly are.

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Robert B
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, wait. I’m a bit lost. Guy had a side piece that was a a woman who he claimed was a lesbian. Then guy leaves OP for fake lesbian, who then gets a sex change operation. So guy is now with another guy. That has got to be one of the most convoluted come-out-of-the-closet stories I have ever heard.

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Amber.exe (She/They)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This seems to be using the pronouns wrongly for him,he transitioned to be a man(would've been weird to say a man is a lesbian)

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Robert B
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, it gets a bit confusing (more confusing) when no names are used. But I have to remind myself that this a short post, not a short story.

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Death Luna99
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know reading all these you pronounced them wrong makes me laugh because if I was the one who got left I really wouldn't give a d**k what their pronouns are, reason? I'm pissed, I mean really you're all gonna yell at her because of that and not support the poor girl? Jesus what is this she bashed the LGBT community she needs to be yelled at f**k her feeling, ya way to go this makes me just love the community more totally not hate it more

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Moezzzz
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, yeah. If my husband brought one of his soldiers in (a female) to stay at our house on the weekends, and told me she was gay, but then left me for her, bc SURPRISE!! She's not gay, but then she transitioned into a male, making her a he now, and my ex husband stayed with them, effectively making him gay, as he is now living as a man (or, who they really we're all along), then yeah, I'd be a little PISSED that he cheated on me and LIED to me about the whole situation. And probably due to that anger, I can see how I might mix up the pronouns. I'd never be angry that my ex is living the way he was born to, just at the whole situation. You know why? Because MY everything just left. My whole world would be crashing down, and people want to get mad bc she didn't use the right pronouns??

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3 Owls In A Coat
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think she wrote it pretty clearly - Husband says his female work friend is a lesbian. She is not a lesbian. Husband leaves his wife for the not-lesbian work friend. Then the not-lesbian work friend transitions into male. Hope that helps!

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Robyn Ward
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, I've heard this story before, different people, same scenario

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Gypsy Lee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm more surprised she allowed the girl to stay - uh, hello, Mrs. Underyo meet Mz. Nose.

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gayFrog
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so basically, the husband realized he was gay, after.

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ThreeAngryLlamas
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, HE transitioned. Don't use dead pronouns for trans people, whether you like the individual or not. It hurts the entire community when their identities are tokenized or dismissed.

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Judy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe OP used "she" pronouns that make the story easier to understand. One random BP post is hurting an entire community. Stop being so dramatic.

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Rahul Pawa
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

By that logic a trans woman would be referred to as she...I can't tell from the story which person transitioned. Can you?

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deanna woods
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This happened to a lady I know. She was expecting to go on a vacation with her boyfriend. Instead he went on the vacation with his wife.

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Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Either way, this was WRONG for any child to have to deal with, especially right after the divorce!

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LoneTomato
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bet he also told her he doesn't use social media so she wouldn't see posts from him actual birthday

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Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess some people truly are idiots! If you're going to lie, at least know SOMETHING about what you're saying. 🙄

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do men think we are that stupid? I had guys try to pick me up, I've been married 31 years. I was even wearing my rings .

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harpling
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"And my niece is calling me papa because.... um.... it's my childhood nickname! Yep, my parents and siblings always called me papa when I was kid."

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Cee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Normally I would hate the whole “babysitting his own kids” bit but in this case, it may actually be accurate

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