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Jimmy Fallon Asked People Why Are They Single, And The Answers Will Make You Laugh, Then Cry (New Pics)
For as long as love has existed so have broken hearts, which is what makes movies/books/music about these melancholy lovers so relatable. Of course, not all of us are artistic enough to write a ballad or novel, but can tweet about it!
Tonight Show host Jimmy Fallon has popularized the "Why I'm Single" hashtag and delights in sharing these hilarious but sad tweets on his show (and let's be honest we love hearing them). Well, Bored Panda has the newest round of this series and they will crack you up. So scroll down below for some delightfully awkward missed connection tweets and don't forget to upvote your faves!
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"I’m suspicious of people who don’t like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn’t like a person." Bill Murray
My dog actually bit a guy that lived next door. Where is the guy now? In jail for murder and domestic battery
Load More Replies...A dog bit me on the face as a kid. I'm scared of dogs, that doesn't make me a terrible person, it makes me a traumatised person.
Load More Replies...Might as well have said "I hate sunshine and the laughter or children" People who hate dogs are unlovable monsters.
laughter OF children. For the love of all that is good and holy, add an edit button.
Load More Replies...Bitten on the face and shaken around by a dog as a toddler. I think that's a fairly understandable reason to not really like them but maybe I'm just an awful person. 🤣
Load More Replies...Dogs are still the best of all the animals. Look at all the things they do for us and yet they just want love, food and probably a tennis ball!
Load More Replies...You're single by choice. She's single because she hates dogs. If you hate dogs something is wrong with you.
When I was single, I was 100% more likely to go on a date with a guy if he had a dog.
Why hate dogs?They are pretty much the most trustworthy, lovely, dependable and cuddly thing in the world also some pets too. . . though it's given if your allergic to furs or something.
Totally agree. Fortunately, allergies can be controlled fairly well in a lot of people. I know not all. My sister is allergic to dogs so she takes anti-histamines. She plans on getting a dog at some point.
Load More Replies...I'm with your date. I find dogs annoying and could never live with one.. except maybe a tiny dog.
Could have happened to me.....but dogs are better than any human anyways
Maybe a dog bite her in her childhood terribly and only you could turn her mind....
I don't like dogs. Don't hate them but they're not for me. I think it was the date who dodged the bullet. How dull must a person be to whip out pictures of their dog on a first date?! Is there literally nothing else he/she could think about?! Lucky for date this bore got up and left!
I dunno. she probably started talking about her pet rock, or something.
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I love elentori! Check out her Instagram or tumblr, amazing art I promise.
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If you didn't hear it how did you know that that was what he asked?
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This one's not on you! He either doesn't know TLC or doesn't like joking around.
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and you install toilet paper the wrong way as well i guess? :D
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I used to do this until my mid twenties, which is when I weirdly outgrew a lot of my eating quirks. I had a friend who at least used to eat the chocolate before the creme in a cadbury creme egg, which left her holding a sticky mess, and she's happily married.
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Unless it was their fault. I don't grieve for sims that die stupid deaths.
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You should meet the guy from earlier who Eats his pack of four kit Kats like that
All seem perfectly good, and some hilarious, reasons. I have been on some dates in the past year where I was actually looking around thinking that I was being punked because there was no way anyone could be so hateful and clueless. They made for great stories that are so rediculous you can't make that kind of behavior up.... it's best just to laugh, shake your head, and move on.
The accumulation of bad experiences wears the soul, though.
Load More Replies...All seem perfectly good, and some hilarious, reasons. I have been on some dates in the past year where I was actually looking around thinking that I was being punked because there was no way anyone could be so hateful and clueless. They made for great stories that are so rediculous you can't make that kind of behavior up.... it's best just to laugh, shake your head, and move on.
The accumulation of bad experiences wears the soul, though.
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