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For as long as love has existed so have broken hearts, which is what makes movies/books/music about these melancholy lovers so relatable. Of course, not all of us are artistic enough to write a ballad or novel, but can tweet about it!

Tonight Show host Jimmy Fallon has popularized the "Why I'm Single" hashtag and delights in sharing these hilarious but sad tweets on his show (and let's be honest we love hearing them). Well, Bored Panda has the newest round of this series and they will crack you up. So scroll down below for some delightfully awkward missed connection tweets and don't forget to upvote your faves!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I’m suspicious of people who don’t like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn’t like a person." Bill Murray

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Keira Winterich
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dog actually bit a guy that lived next door. Where is the guy now? In jail for murder and domestic battery

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Elena Watt
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A dog bit me on the face as a kid. I'm scared of dogs, that doesn't make me a terrible person, it makes me a traumatised person.

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Victor Vakaras
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Might as well have said "I hate sunshine and the laughter or children" People who hate dogs are unlovable monsters.

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Night Owl
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least you didn't waste more time on her hoping you could change her mind or something. A quick elimination

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Carmen Elena
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only reason someone culd hate dog is... wait. There´s no reason.

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Elena Watt
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bitten on the face and shaken around by a dog as a toddler. I think that's a fairly understandable reason to not really like them but maybe I'm just an awful person. 🤣

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Andrew Keane
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could have been worse. I knew someone who said they hated animals

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Chris Jones
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dogs are still the best of all the animals. Look at all the things they do for us and yet they just want love, food and probably a tennis ball!

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TJD1009
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hi this is my first post ever on BP!!!!. I love dogs and so does my husband he gotten bitten as a child but that didn't change his opinion of all dogs. Just the one that bit him.

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Christina Sersif
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're single by choice. She's single because she hates dogs. If you hate dogs something is wrong with you.

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Mare Freed
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was single, I was 100% more likely to go on a date with a guy if he had a dog.

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rhyan lumilay
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why hate dogs?They are pretty much the most trustworthy, lovely, dependable and cuddly thing in the world also some pets too. . . though it's given if your allergic to furs or something.

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Chris Jones
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Totally agree. Fortunately, allergies can be controlled fairly well in a lot of people. I know not all. My sister is allergic to dogs so she takes anti-histamines. She plans on getting a dog at some point.

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Lola
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always wonder about people who don’t like animals.

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Abby Not Normal
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm with your date. I find dogs annoying and could never live with one.. except maybe a tiny dog.

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Sori
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you dodged a bullet, dogs are better humans anyways

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Roland Kälin
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could have happened to me.....but dogs are better than any human anyways

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tarebear
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She was probably an ISIS member or serial killer...you definitely (and possibly literally) dodged a bullet

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Echo
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow a lot of people here posting are quick to judge people. It was funny as a joke though.

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Sarcasticow
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe a dog bite her in her childhood terribly and only you could turn her mind....

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Mark Muirhead
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't like dogs. Don't hate them but they're not for me. I think it was the date who dodged the bullet. How dull must a person be to whip out pictures of their dog on a first date?! Is there literally nothing else he/she could think about?! Lucky for date this bore got up and left!

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danielw
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I dunno. she probably started talking about her pet rock, or something.

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Good for her as well. I too dont care for dog and would hare to fall in love with a man who insisted on having dog.

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Good for her as well. I too dont care for dogs, and would hate falling in love with a man who insisted on dogs.

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You're too kind, at the extent you're a liar, Jesse. That wasn't that nice, wasn't it.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Neville say that again. Dobby so Severus on yourself, it's Riddikulus.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope that's and inside cat so you never have to call her back home...

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Max L.
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ricky, you just became my today hero and colleagues wondered why I exploded laughing

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Jill
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At first I thought the dog was looking over her shoulder until I read the text and looked again.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love elentori! Check out her Instagram or tumblr, amazing art I promise.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LMAO. It would be an even better story to tell if it ended with a real date and later marriage and kids.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one's not on you! He either doesn't know TLC or doesn't like joking around.

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Chris Jones
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That should not be a reason why you are single, but totally his.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get upset if i miss the chalkboard in the opening scenes of the Simpsons

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Food Gurl
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i just thought of a dinosaur eating popcorn with its tounge but is sad becuase it wanted to eat it with its hands

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Deena Salzman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to do this until my mid twenties, which is when I weirdly outgrew a lot of my eating quirks. I had a friend who at least used to eat the chocolate before the creme in a cadbury creme egg, which left her holding a sticky mess, and she's happily married.

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Night Owl
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you do that? It's not funny (at least not to me). If you got a tattoo and don't have money to change or remove it maybe but otherwise...

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Mary Anderson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should meet the guy from earlier who Eats his pack of four kit Kats like that

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