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In kindergarten this bully punched me in the stomach and then I barfed all over him. 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁🤯
my older sister kicked me and I caught here leg
When someone calls you stupid and they get caught for cheating on a test.....
I told her not to walk there because there was a 'Caution, wet floor' sign there. She slipped and had a bruise on her head for the next week.
I was looking out my window and I saw these kids with toy guns like nerf guns, shooting at this old guy walking his dog. the kids started laughing and joking after the guy walked into his house. then it started raining like HARD.
some kid threw his water bottle at me. i ducked and it hit the teacher. the kid got detention after school
Mistake number one kid, always do it when you are alone with that person. (Not that I want you to get hurt)
friends cat stole my Starbucks drink out of my hand, jump off bed and threw the drink, caught the drink and drank my chocolate explosion in peace
he bit my hand and it fell and he caught it
heard this story of this dummy who walked into a corner store and placed a $20 bill on the counter and asked the lady behind the counter for change. when she agreed and opened the cash register the guy pulls a gun and tells her to give him all the money in the register. out of fear she obeys him, and as soon as he had the money he ran out the store. the thing is he left the $20 on the counter and he got $15 from the register.
A employee at the Dollar store who got fired for stealing one item.
and why didn't they pay it if it only cost 1 or 2 dollars
My brother said that my breath stinks and I said (unknowingly), "And that's why you stepped on dog poop." We were both in our backyard and I went inside for some water. A few minutes later, he came to me saying," You were right." I was confused until he told me how he stepped on dog poop.
Another friend was teasing me and the person who likes me and it was funny at first, but them super annoying. Then he came back a few weeks later with a broken arm and he just said, "I believe this is karma for messing with you two."
