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This Woman Lost Both Of Her Legs But Not Her Dark Sense Of Humor, Shows It Off On Tinder

This Woman Lost Both Of Her Legs But Not Her Dark Sense Of Humor, Shows It Off On Tinder

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26-year old Mandy Horvath, a double amputee from Colorado, is back on Tinder, and her army of admirers is growing. A huge part of what makes people swipe right when they see Mandy’s dating profile is her wicked sense of humor. And to her credit, Mandy has perfectly tailored it to her positive personality as well.

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Mandy Horvath’s Tinder profile is proof that neither her disability nor anything else will stop her

When she’s not cracking jokes, Mandy’s busy living

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“I am a full-time banquet chef at the Briarhurst Manor Estate in Manitou Springs, under the direction of our new head chef, Sean Evans,” she told Bored Panda. “I’m also a full-time student at the University of Colorado, Colorado Springs, online for now.”

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Referring to herself as the bionic bachelorette, Mandy jokingly said that her dating life is truly sparse. “[But] humor aside, I’m picky. It’s gonna take a special kind of man to tie me down,” she added. “You know, dating with double leg amputation is interesting, sometimes you have to draw a picture. Let people know it’s okay to joke, and I encourage it.”

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Mandy lost both her legs in 2014 after her drink was spiked and she was run over by a train

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“In 2014, I was involved in an incident where I was struck by a locomotive, severing my legs just above the knee.” The doctors initially thought she had tried to kill herself, and by the time she could explain the situation, it was too late to test her for date rape drugs. At first, Mandy avoided online dating after her accident because she felt too self-conscious but eventually decided to give it a try after watching a video about dating as a disabled woman on YouTube.

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“I don’t really like to think of myself as disabled, just different. Dark humor has always been a release for me, and I like that I can make someone else’s day better with a funny joke.”

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“I legitimately enjoy getting on to troll and trade jokes [on the app], and I’ve made quite a few friends all across the county. But I have had a couple of weird experiences as well. I would encourage everyone to be careful about any social app. ‘Till someone holds my gaze, I think I’ll dub myself the bionic bachelorette.”

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“Smile, remember to smell the roses. Follow me on Instagram if you like. I crawl around and do cool stuff sometimes, and it’s legit.”

Every day, more and more people are falling in love with Mandy

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rebecca102176 avatar
Volant Butyrum
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She is very witty and outwardly beautiful by society's standards, at least from the waist up (not my standards, mind you). I'm curious if someone with the same physical disability would garner similar responses if she were just as witty but with less outward beauty (by current society standards). I won't fault you for the down vote. I'm not trying to be mean in any way, it's just something crossed my mind and I'd like to know how others feel about it.

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Bluebell Rizzi
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is true. I think the sass would be admired, but it probably wouldn't go viral.

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Smargs
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude read your comment out loud to yourself. IF you still don't see it then you deserve all these comments and downvotes. You creep.

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Steve Parr
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish I was 30 years younger. This woman's got attitude and sass. Those are way more important than a nice set of gams...

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Max Palmer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone with a sense of humor like this I'd take out to dinner

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D Gangwere
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love this. I was born with half of my left arm. My name is "bandit" because i am the (ahem) "one-armed bandit". I get to have a (sic) second-hand shop filled with (sic) off-handed puns. By being slightly obnoxious about it, people who are unsure about offending me tend to relax quickly. I would love to date her. Between us, we would have two legs and three hands: 1.25 people + two heads. Maybe join the circus as a freak show?? You should see me in a wheel chair. Either I go in circles, or look like the hunchback from Notre Dane.... Folks: we are not "disabled". we just have a built-in hobby. Attitude is all. Don't let fear of loss of a limb rule your life.

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C.S.
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to know this woman if only to be friends. If I was single I'd be jumping all over this. That kind of whit and humor after all that is amazing.

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Orionpax75
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Date?? I'd put a ring on her finger ASAP she's absolutely breathtaking!! And her positive outlook on life is inspiring.... I'm in Miami love look me up I'll be your knight :)

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Bette Noire
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've never watched The Bachlorette, but if she was on it I might. Why not have a show about a REAL ( and deserving ) person looking for love?

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Traci Lola
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4 years ago

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Spiked drink? Its looking like you are a blackout drunk. I'm saying this as woman who was violat

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TheExtremeSmell
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No her bar tab and her BAC at the hospital show she wasn’t black out drunk when she was on the tracks. After all that is when her drinking problems and legal stuff happened

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Traci Lola
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4 years ago

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I think your situation is horrific. I hope you find the love you're looking for. My question to you is how could this not be a wake up call to to your very serious drinking problem? As of last year you have been charged with THREE DUI's!?!

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Leo H
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Wait she lements about being single,not going on alot of dates..then she states that she is "picky"....???

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Wil Vanderheijden
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So your solution would be that she shouldn't be picky and just date every douchebag that comes along? I guess you wouldn't stand a chance with her.

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Jerry
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4 years ago

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I hope she is careful who she dates. I bet she is an easy target for rapists because they could hold her down and she cant even run. I know if I was a rapist she would be my first victim. Please be careful on tinder

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Volant Butyrum
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She is very witty and outwardly beautiful by society's standards, at least from the waist up (not my standards, mind you). I'm curious if someone with the same physical disability would garner similar responses if she were just as witty but with less outward beauty (by current society standards). I won't fault you for the down vote. I'm not trying to be mean in any way, it's just something crossed my mind and I'd like to know how others feel about it.

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Bluebell Rizzi
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is true. I think the sass would be admired, but it probably wouldn't go viral.

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Smargs
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude read your comment out loud to yourself. IF you still don't see it then you deserve all these comments and downvotes. You creep.

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Steve Parr
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish I was 30 years younger. This woman's got attitude and sass. Those are way more important than a nice set of gams...

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Max Palmer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone with a sense of humor like this I'd take out to dinner

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D Gangwere
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love this. I was born with half of my left arm. My name is "bandit" because i am the (ahem) "one-armed bandit". I get to have a (sic) second-hand shop filled with (sic) off-handed puns. By being slightly obnoxious about it, people who are unsure about offending me tend to relax quickly. I would love to date her. Between us, we would have two legs and three hands: 1.25 people + two heads. Maybe join the circus as a freak show?? You should see me in a wheel chair. Either I go in circles, or look like the hunchback from Notre Dane.... Folks: we are not "disabled". we just have a built-in hobby. Attitude is all. Don't let fear of loss of a limb rule your life.

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C.S.
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to know this woman if only to be friends. If I was single I'd be jumping all over this. That kind of whit and humor after all that is amazing.

erosa1224 avatar
Orionpax75
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Date?? I'd put a ring on her finger ASAP she's absolutely breathtaking!! And her positive outlook on life is inspiring.... I'm in Miami love look me up I'll be your knight :)

mspiskin avatar
Bette Noire
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've never watched The Bachlorette, but if she was on it I might. Why not have a show about a REAL ( and deserving ) person looking for love?

ciciannj avatar
Traci Lola
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4 years ago

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Spiked drink? Its looking like you are a blackout drunk. I'm saying this as woman who was violat

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TheExtremeSmell
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No her bar tab and her BAC at the hospital show she wasn’t black out drunk when she was on the tracks. After all that is when her drinking problems and legal stuff happened

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Traci Lola
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4 years ago

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I think your situation is horrific. I hope you find the love you're looking for. My question to you is how could this not be a wake up call to to your very serious drinking problem? As of last year you have been charged with THREE DUI's!?!

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Leo H
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4 years ago

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Wait she lements about being single,not going on alot of dates..then she states that she is "picky"....???

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Wil Vanderheijden
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So your solution would be that she shouldn't be picky and just date every douchebag that comes along? I guess you wouldn't stand a chance with her.

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Jerry
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4 years ago

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I hope she is careful who she dates. I bet she is an easy target for rapists because they could hold her down and she cant even run. I know if I was a rapist she would be my first victim. Please be careful on tinder

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