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It’s beyond belief how little we know about what we call our best furry friends. Ok, we don’t actually call cats that, ‘cause they would be better off without humans altogether, but we’d like to think we are.

I mean, we now have evidence that felines sleep in trees, form super weird shapes with fellow felines, and on some occasions, their .exe just stops working. Apparently, that’s not it.

People have a whole subreddit dedicated to sightings of cats that got caught acting super weird. Like weird². Serious about not being serious, we present you the most off-the-track cattos from r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat that either need some fixing, or I give up.

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All Hail To The Light

All Hail To The Light

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He’s About To Speak Italian

He’s About To Speak Italian

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Bored Panda reached out to the creator of r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat, which now has 200K members and basically says “that's just not right.”

The redditor just-a-traveler told us that he made the subreddit as a companion to a similar subreddit r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog. Created five years ago, the dog community now has a staggering 875K members.

“Both subreddits serve as a place for folks to show off their pets being goofs,” just-a-traveler said. He was also laconic when asked about the idea behind it: “the images pretty much speak for themselves.”

And it’s true. We don’t know why these cats are acting so weird and stuff, but we may never find a reason. In the end, this is cat logic and the only thing we are sure about is that it doesn’t work by the book.

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Bikinicat.exe Stopped Working

Bikinicat.exe Stopped Working

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Francis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

:D how? the more i look the less i understandhow this cat lies...did this cat lose some bones?

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Guys, Please, What's Wrong With My Bat?

Guys, Please, What's Wrong With My Bat?

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But cat behavior experts do believe that some weird feline behavior can, in fact, be explained. For example, when cats knead or “make biscuits” with their paws, it’s their instincts calling. Richard Gowan, a veterinarian at The Cat Clinic, believes that: "This action could be a marking instinct as the cat releases hormones through their feet. [They] might do it on your bed to mark it as theirs."

Meanwhile, if the cat is headbutting, it doesn’t necessarily mean they want us to pet them. Instead, Gowan suggests they are marking us with their scent glands. "When cats do things like kneading, scratching, or headbutting, they're actually marking you with their glands."

Gowan also believes that if cat refuses to use a litter box, it’s not always them being naughty. On the contrary, it may be your fault. “The cat might be thinking, 'No, your litter-box management isn't up to my standards,'" he said.

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He Doesnt Give A Flying F.

He Doesnt Give A Flying F.

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He Is Laying On His Back On Top Of The Cabinets With His Eyes Wide Open, Just Staring At The Ceiling

He Is Laying On His Back On Top Of The Cabinets With His Eyes Wide Open, Just Staring At The Ceiling

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Think Batteries Are Low

Think Batteries Are Low

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#17

I Wanted A Cat, But I Got Whatever This Is Instead

I Wanted A Cat, But I Got Whatever This Is Instead

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Everytime I Clear Out Some Space In The Fridge, Noodle Thinks It's For Him

Everytime I Clear Out Some Space In The Fridge, Noodle Thinks It's For Him

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Too Exhausted To Even Make It To The Amazon Box

Too Exhausted To Even Make It To The Amazon Box

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Meet Katsu: A Dramatic And Needy Boi Screaming For His Hooman

Meet Katsu: A Dramatic And Needy Boi Screaming For His Hooman

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This Seems Like A Good Place For Laurie To Chill (Fry In The Background)

This Seems Like A Good Place For Laurie To Chill (Fry In The Background)

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Don't Know How He Got There. He Cries Until I Come Look At Him

Don't Know How He Got There. He Cries Until I Come Look At Him

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#23

Sadie Big Stretchin’ In The Sun Looks Like A Mirror Camera Effect... But She’s Just Löng

Sadie Big Stretchin’ In The Sun Looks Like A Mirror Camera Effect... But She’s Just Löng

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Too Lazy To Stand Up So He Clogged The Sink With His Body And Created A ‘Drinking Pool’

Too Lazy To Stand Up So He Clogged The Sink With His Body And Created A ‘Drinking Pool’

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Some Cats Hunt Mice And Bring Them To You As A Gift. My Cat Hunts Bread

Some Cats Hunt Mice And Bring Them To You As A Gift. My Cat Hunts Bread

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cassiushumanmother
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cats are really attracted by yeast smell. I used to give brewer's yeast to my cat, it's really good for their health, he loved it so much i had trouble to pour it on his meat "wait Salami, wait, don't put your head in the bag please".

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politecat 42
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Salami! Great name. I use a powder made of brewer's yeast to keep my cats teeth clean. Just sprinkle it on his food

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Nola Dorothy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Personally, I'd rather have bread dropped on me while sleeping, rather than the live mouse a friend had dropped on her one night!!

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Kimberley Thomas
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On a cat shaming post the cat dropped a mouse in the owners mouth as they slept.😬🤬😖😱

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Anna Repp
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine hunts round objects on my work table. They have to be round - she's never brought me anything that's square or has any angles...

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Hilde Høie
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have an old senile cat that hunts stuff like kitchen rolls and pencil cases.

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Flare
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not surprising. Cats love carbs and dairy. In fact, my cat once knocked over a container of scones. Leave anything that is carbs out and leave the room, and he'll pounce.

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Id row
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aw, good kitty! He doesn't take any c**p from that smartass bread.

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Pan Narrans
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine catches mouse and brings them as a present. That's ok, but WHY does she has to brag about it on full volume at 0300 at night until you wake up and acknowledge her???

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Wendy Teague
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a cat who loved bread. He would leave cheeseburgers and go for the bag of buns. This silly catto even ate into the bags of cornmeal if I didn’t make sure the cabinet was latched.

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Brittania Kelli
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a cat obsessed with cherry scones. He once nose nudged open my work bag, chewed through a shopping bag, chewed through the scone packaging and ate half a scone.

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Star
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Hey, where’d my whole wheat bread go, honey??”

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Elaine Mattingly
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's brilliant! He knows you don't eat mice but you DO love that bread.!

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Jade Godfrey
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom’s cat, Tiger, would always eat the Hawaiian bread. We made the mistake of leaving it on the counter when we went to bed. The next morning, all the bread is gone.

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Tobias the Tiger
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of my cats really likes bread for some reason, so this is something he'd do.

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Virginia Anziani
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What beautiful markings & eyes!! And I would much rather get bread than mice, any day.

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Jill Emburey
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cunning plan is to lay a little trap for those pesky (yummy) tweeters.....

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Ashley Nell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so my cat!!!! He eats in the middle of the bread loaf if we don't put it away fast enough

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I H
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should buy mice instead of Bread - let them ran and look what happen...

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My Mom’s Cat. 100% Stuck And Not Nearly As Amused As I Was

My Mom’s Cat. 100% Stuck And Not Nearly As Amused As I Was

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Mr. Bigglesworth

Mr. Bigglesworth from r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat

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mph seti
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've always wondered what happened under the fur...Now I know. Thanks, Mr. Bigglesworth.

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Whatever Is Comfy I Guess

Whatever Is Comfy I Guess

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The Whisker Demon Has Returned To Assert Dominance While I Clean Up Her Hairball

The Whisker Demon Has Returned To Assert Dominance While I Clean Up Her Hairball

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Mom Sent Me This Picture Of My Cat This Morning While She Was Cat Sitting. Kitty Loves Her Grandma!

Mom Sent Me This Picture Of My Cat This Morning While She Was Cat Sitting. Kitty Loves Her Grandma!

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Even More Heartwarming Is That It Was A “Mommy’s Home” Reaction

Even More Heartwarming Is That It Was A “Mommy’s Home” Reaction

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Oprah Loves Hanging On The Clothes Horse

Oprah Loves Hanging On The Clothes Horse

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Family Just Got A New Cat, Haven’t Met Her Yet But This Is The First Picture My Mom Sent Me Of Her Lol

Family Just Got A New Cat, Haven’t Met Her Yet But This Is The First Picture My Mom Sent Me Of Her Lol

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Cat Raising Paw To Gain Attention

Cat Raising Paw To Gain Attention

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Told Gobbolino To Get Off The Cupboard. He Made This Face

Told Gobbolino To Get Off The Cupboard. He Made This Face

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I'll Always Be Watching John There's No Escaping Me

I'll Always Be Watching John There's No Escaping Me

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#42

My Cat Sleeps With His Eyes Wide Open Sometimes And It’s Creepy As Hell

My Cat Sleeps With His Eyes Wide Open Sometimes And It’s Creepy As Hell

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Sometimes The Stair Light Would Turn On At Night...

sometimes the stair light would turn on at night... from r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat

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Raine Soo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Don't these hoomans know that they can trip in the dark? They don't have eyesight like mine. I'll be out of character and help them out."

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She Tried Out A New Pose On The Stairs Today

She Tried Out A New Pose On The Stairs Today

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I Find Her Sitting Like This All The Time

I Find Her Sitting Like This All The Time

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I Guess It’s Nice And Warm?

I Guess It’s Nice And Warm?

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Cheers

Cheers

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Scagsy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, a green-headed cat! I had one once. Bred it with a yellow-tailed moggy and now we have blue kittens. *This is not a true story*

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Smile For The Camera

Smile For The Camera

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