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Sometimes folks say and do questionable things that make you wonder why their mind functions the way it does. More often than not, those things are of a negative undertone – hence why their behavior puzzles everyone around them. That entitled attitude mainly occurs with folks who, at that moment, are in the role of consumers and affects those who are in the customer service industry.

However, not everything has to be so gloomy in the business. Every once in a while, people encounter customers who say and do very inoffensive but confusing things. Whether it's them asking you if the fish is grass-fed or requesting that you something that is totally out of your control – it will surely amuse a staff member or two. 

For instance, a member of this online community wondered whether food industry folks have any odd stories to tell regarding their guests. The post received over 2.3K comments worth of strange yet entertaining stories. 

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32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread Lady mad that we didn't have grass-fed salmon. What-

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QibliOfTheSandWings
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“How DARE you not carry this specific product! I am allergic to fish that is not grass fed. I demand to speak to your manager!”

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32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread Had a lady order an egg sandwich. I told her she had her option between one or two eggs on the sandwich. She kept saying she didn’t understand and I was running out of ways to explain “one or two eggs”. I even explained that we cook eggs in egg rings on the flat top grill so they fit the sandwich perfectly. She then sighed like I was dragging out an unfunny joke and went “WHAT DO YOU MEAN ONE OR TWO EGGS?” “I mean you get to choose how much egg you want on the sandwich.” “scoffs again How big are they?” “….egg. Sized?” “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT”. I ended up going to the kitchen and taking a raw egg out of the carton and bringing it to her. “This is an egg. This is the standard size. We will cook one or two of these and put it on your sandwich depending on which option you order.” “This makes absolutely no sense. I want to talk to the manager”.

Apparently she ended up telling my manager that the way I pronounce egg was what was throwing her off. It should be said as eh-g and never as aig. She would be dining elsewhere from now on

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GoddessOdd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if she wasn't sure of your pronunciation, she should have been able to deduce by context... I once was behind a woman in a sandwich shop, she was trying to order, but she pronounced mayonnaise as "mare- nase" and the sandwich maker and the customer didn't seem able to overcome the language barrier. I finally spoke up and said "I believe the lady wants mayo on that sandwich" and it was like a light bulb went off for both of them.

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MyOpinionHasBeenServed
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can forgive the sandwich maker because they deal with so many people who say one thing but mean something else then flip out. They probably did get what the customer meant but no confidence to just go ahead and make that assumption beyond doubt.

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Olga Dremina
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And she didn't recognise an egg when they show her one because of an accent too, right? Right?

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Jo Choto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes pronunciation can be a real communication barrier, but if you are ordering an eh-g sandwich and somebody says aigs, I think it should be pretty bloody obvious.

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SoozeeQ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I must admit, pronunciation aside, I was a bit puzzled why the OP's question of "how many eggs do you want?" Whenever I order an egg sandwich, they make it however they want to. (Usually, the egg is hardboiled and chopped up, sometimes with mayo or mustard added. If it's in a cafe or sandwich shop, it's usually pre-prepared and you just point to it). The only thing they ask is, what kind of bread I'd prefer and whether I want pepper or salt added.

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Wang Zhuang
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Glad to hear her eggs-it is permanent. Don't let the doorknob hit you on the way out....

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Kanuli
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(Preferably) unfertilised chicken period. Maybe she would understand this.

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Marisa Varney
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought most people said it ayg? I know that I do and I'm from Seattle. My husband says it that way and he's from upstate New York. I almost never hear it pronounced ehg.

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MyOpinionHasBeenServed
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think she thought they were egg salad sandwiches. I was confused, too, at first. I don't understand why some, particularly older people, pretend to not understand the slightest accent differences just because they're unable to comprehend what is told to them. That's really all it comes down to and you can tell by how upset they are and try to project it on others, even though they know they're just embarrassed they had trouble understanding.

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Lindsey Judd-Bruder
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When a customer tells me they're never coming back, I usually say something to like: "I'm sorry you feel that way. Have a nice day." But what I'm *really* thinking is: "No problem! In fact, thank God! Now I never have to deal with you again! You've made my day! Thanks!" 😁

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Gypsy Lee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At a restaurant; lady behind me complains her pancake isn’t round enough. Chef remakes it, trimming a slight edge. She sent it back. It has to poured & cooked perfectly round, no cutting. Poor server got chewed by management for not serving her a round enough pancake. I had the same server & left a $50 tip with a note “You deserve better. Manager is a clueless d **k. Buy yourself a square waffle & throw it like a frisbee at his head before you quit”.

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Erica Cochrane
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i get this a lot at work, particularly with one kind of drink. it comes either with coffee or without, so i will ask people 'do you want that with or without coffee' 'what's the difference?' 'erm...one of them has coffee and the other doesn't?' it's always so hard to answer without coming off really condescending. also had a kid years ago order a venti caramel. i kid you not, he and i had a 5 minutes discussion/arguement where i tried to work out what he actually wanted. i had to explain that venti is just the size of the drink, and caramel is a syrup we add to the drinks, so i needed to know what he wanted the caramel in. he'd reply 'just a venti caramel'. at the end of the five minutes of me explaining our drinks to him, and just repeatedly being told 'venti caramel' as a response, i figured out it was a caramel frappuccino he wanted. frankly, even if he'd just said all he wanted was a venti cup of caramel syrup at that point, i might have gone with it ><

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Pauly Donahue
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WOOOOOOOOOOW. Guess where the egg is going to go now? Nope, not in your sammich!

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Lynn Korbel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, because she is to stupid to figure out what you were saying, she got mad and will be dining somewhere else from now on. Good! She's welcome to it!

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Salty Wild Hair
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Translation: She figured it out the second you brought her the egg, but was embarrassed and tried to play it off by being haughty.

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Helen Johnston
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

for egg in a sandwich you boil the eggs and then mash them with mayo to spread on your bread, or that is what I have always known to be done.

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somnomania
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my dad says it aig, he's from Pennsylvania. I've never encountered anyone else who says it like that.

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Ted K.
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fortunate for the restaurant and its employees that she will be taking her idiocy elsewhere.

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Ongawa Nakata
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When *i* first read *i* ALSO aint understand and thought you were asking her to pick 1 or 2 diff KIND of eggs LMFAOOOOOOO i guess *I* am one TOO LOLOL

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Nadine Bamberger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She should be dining in the firey depths of hell where she'll rule supreme.

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AzKhaleesi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This would be the best story I would tell my friends, coincidently it would be the same story of how I got fired on the spot. And quite possibly the same story I told the judge after getting arrested for assault.

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SCamp
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh that does my head in, I could not work with people like that. Nup.

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Mike Loux
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somehow, I don't believe her when she said she would dine elsewhere. Pity...

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Chris Hooley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't wait until she visits New Zealand and is offered an igg sendwuch.

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Cindy VanLerberg
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good lord, I was a grown adult before I heard "E G G" pronounced as such by actual people in my presence, as opposed to on tv. I still say "AIG".

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A Strike
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s somebody that suddenly understood what was being said and realized how stupid they sounded so they lied and blamed it on you.

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DazB
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it was me i would have tough you were selling an egg mayo sandwich

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Chich
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I woiuld be terrible ownig a restaurant. I've no patience for people like this. I would likely name it GTFO!

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Sa Ruuu
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't even tell the difference between eh-g and aig?? They both still sound the same but maybe I'm mispronouncing it in my head?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She knew you were saying egg. She was being racist and pedantic.

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32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread It was a saturday night and the restaurant is full windows, on a busy corner. A car didn't make the turn and drove into a house, but there was a drop so you couldn't see the car. The police/firetruck/ambulance all came. They were there for at least over a hour trying to figure out how to get the car out, and the police cruisers kept on their lights. So a saturday night dinner with red and blue lights covering the whole restaurant. Most guests found it entertaining except one table called me over.

"Could you do something about the those lights?"

I thought she was kidding and laughed but her face was dead serious. I'm also clearly the only server on, also making all the drinks, with a full room. "That's police ma'am, i'm not going across the street to tell them to turn off their lights. You can go ahead, though." The rest of the table giggled but she wasn't amused lol.

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32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread Lady asked for her salad with the dressing on the side. After taking a few bites, she went up to the GM and said "this salad tastes quite bland. Could this be because I haven't put in the dressing?"

Yes. Yes it could be.

Qweritiop , stu_spivack Report

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People are stunningly dim sometimes. She could have worked that out on her own by dipping a leaf into the dressing. I wonder if she knew what 'dressing on the side' means.

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32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread So many, but one that sticks out is a couple I was waiting on had two credit cards out when they were paying so I asked “splitting 50/50?” and the customer VERY angrily said “NO we want it split in half!”

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GoddessOdd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are the same people who won't buy a 1/3 lb hamburger because they want the larger 1/4 lb size 😂😂😂

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32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread I worked room service at a hotel on the water in San Diego. Very upscale and we provided excellent service. Had a woman order breakfast and then start to complain that she had not seen the sun the whole time she had been at our hotel.( June in CA no suprise.) She then proceeded to ask how I planned to fix it. "Ma'am if I could fix the weather I wouldn't be working here but I am happy to include a bloody mary to drown your sorrows" she did not understand and honestly thought I could fix it. Once she realized I couldn't she started asking us to comp her room............ due to the weather not being to her liking.

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GoddessOdd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am in Florida. A friend was a beach-side bartender for a while. He had a woman complain bitterly to him that the sun wasn't setting over the ocean. He tried to explain that the ocean in question was the Atlantic, which is on the EAST. She didn't care. He offered to make it up with a sunrise over the ocean, but she was having none of it. She took her business elsewhere. California I guess.

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32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread I had a family of 6 try to get their entire meal for free because we were out of the (non-edible) decorative garnish on their 4-year-old's dessert. Literally yelled and screamed and called me racist.

So I took $0.05 off of their bill and i personally tipped the server out of my own pocket.

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Claire Stanfield
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife is the sweetest and most unassuming person to ever walk this earth. A customer singled her out, wanting a comped meal, claiming to the manager that 'this woman was INTIMIDATING me'. The customer was laughed out of the store. The manager explained that if any other employee had been blamed, she might have had a leg to stand on.

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32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread A woman complained that there was too much lobster in the lobster bisque.

I had no words.

not_a_ham_sandwich , Chloe Media Report

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32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread A customer sent back a dozen wings because "these wings are too big. There's too much meat on these wings". During the same shift, a guy sent his ribs back for being too tough. He demonstrated their toughness by showing me that he couldn't cut through them. He has been trying to cut them longways, through the bone

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T5n
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That guy needs to have his wing and rib eating privileges revoked.

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32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread I once had a lady freak out about her child inhaling secondhand smoke in the restaurant.

It was from the fajitas being delivered to the next table over. No smoke reached her table.

EnjoyWolfCola , A Healthier Michigan Report

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32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread Had a guy ask me how we got such realistic looking fake fire. In our (real) fireplaces. That he watched me add wood to.

Oh, and the woman who’d insisted that we’d changed our crabcake recipe from fresh to canned crab and that she could taste the difference and refused to pay. Yeah, we’d always been using canned crab. She did not get out of paying.

stupidgoddamnwebsite , Joanna Bourne Report

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32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread "What is eggplant? Chicken?"

I got an A+ that day for keeping a straight face. It was 100% a serious question, and it took everything in me not to burst out laughing.

Spare-Source-1030 , Green Mountain Girls Farm Report

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Fat Harry
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now, if this was a tourist it's conceivable that they don't realise Americans call Aubergines "eggplant". That said, the "plant" part surely gives away that it's not chicken?!

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32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread Lady wanted us to blow out all the candles in the restaurant because "they were using too much oxygen"

acinonyc , WineCountry Media Report

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32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread I worked at Red Lobster and had a repeat lady come in and insist I take all of the crab meat out of her crabs legs for her and just bring it on a plate. Every damn time she came in. And the shi**y manager made me do it.

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Karis Ravenhill
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was she a male Ferengi in disguise? You need to chew her food for her next and spit it in her mouth?

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32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread Had a guest order a chicken Caesar salad. I rang it in. A few minutes later she pulls me over and complains that I never asked what dressing she wanted.

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GoddessOdd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder what she thought Caesar salad was... did she not look at the menu? Maybe she thinks romaine lettuce is also called Caesar salad.

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32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread Last week I had a woman who was convinced I was lying to her when I said there was no way to make a virgin Sazerac. After ten infuriating minutes of back and forth she finally gave up and said, "Fine, make me a virgin Old Fashioned."

Upside, I got to use my fancy hit the bricks line of "I'm sorry ma'am it seems as though I won't be able to meet your expectations tonight. Take care!"

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T5n
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A virgin sazerac would just be ice, a sugar cube, and the lemon peel garnish. Asking for a virgin sazerac is like asking for a virgin Negroni:”here’s you cup of ice and an orange peel”.

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32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread I have a few:

1. Lady tried to pay me with Monopoly money and didn’t understand why I couldn’t take it. She’s a regular

2. Lady asked me for “a bundle” of sugar packets. I brought her 6. She needed more. I ended up bringing her 20 sugar packets that she proceeded to dump into her salad.

3. Lady asked me to peel her breadsticks.

4. Lady didn’t understand why I couldn’t connect two 4 seater booths together to make an 8 seater booth. She couldn’t understand that they are glued into the wall.

5. Lady who choked out her kid in the middle of the dining room to prove a point to another table

tinamolinaa , Anil Mohabir Report

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32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread Back when you could smoke in bars ~ I Had just opened my bar, guy sits and orders a burger and fries. When I brought it out I Also set down a bottle of ketchup. He grabbed a empty ashtray and put ketchup in it to dip his fries into. Said I could get him a side plate. He said What's the big deal? It's clean. I then showed him the black rag used to wipe them out. He just shrugged. Yuck!!

blackdogreddog , Isaac Wedin Report

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32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread I had a lady order soda water with olive and a lime. I wasn’t sure I heard her right so I asked her to repeat. She gets a little angry and repeats “soda with olive and lime” so I bring her that. She death glares at me when I set it on the table and says she asked for a sprite. I’m still not sure if she was just f**king with me. She had to be f**king with me, right?

ilwisied , Nelo Hotsuma Report

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does she think it’s an OLIVE on the sprite can next to the lemon? I can’t even

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32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread Is the boar pizza vegetarian? (No, it has boar)

Is this pasta vegan? (No, it has egg, cheese, and bacon) Oh, that's fine.

Being unable to understand that a well done steak takes longer to cook than a rare steak.

Nothing too crazy, I've been lucky!

PurpleMatt , Martin Monroe Report

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Jo Choto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What if you could just hit customers with a napkin every time they said something stupid?

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32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread Me:"We have a pineapple cider on tap currently."

Cust:"Can you describe that in detail for me?"

Me:".....it is a cider.....that tastes like pineapple."

kilted44 , Michael Lehet Report

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32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread Lady came in and ordered our fried shrimp appetizer. She kept talking about how good the breading was and asked me if I could get her an extra side of the “sauce they fry it in”. I tried to explain to her it was just cajun seasoned flour but she didn’t get it. Finally got her a side of the flour and watched her dip her shrimp in flour and ate the entire thing. It was strange to say the least.

ladz42791 , wEnDy Report

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Chris Scritchfield
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh sh...... You don't realize you could have poisoned her. Flour isn't a sterile or safe food. It's the main reason why you can't eat raw cookie dough as it is often tainted with e coli(poo germs) and their is a marginal chance of it having salmonella from the egg.

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32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread A woman smoking with her own fan blowing the smoke away from her. "Sorry, but I can't stand smoke."

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Karis Ravenhill
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hilarious, I had this problem too. Smoker for 20yrs (just quit, yay!), but hated the smell of smoke. I washed all of my clothes if they were worn once, soaked the furniture and air of the house with Febreze, and had to breathe through my mouth if smoking because when the smoke hit my sinuses I got an insane migraine. I held the cigarette out of the car window and turned so the wind took smoke away instead of pooling around my face. One polite thing I did was ALWAYS walk downwind of someone else if you're smoking near them, non-smokers shouldn't have to deal with your smoke blasting in their face. Can't say I was ever clever enough to use a fan to blow my smoke away, lol, this girl's hilarious.

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32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread A group sent their food back because their portions were so big that they were "overfaced". They requested a complete refund (rather than smaller portions, or ordering something else from the "light" menu). Apparently just the sight of such large portions made them feel ill and so they didn't want to eat at our establishment any more.

I can't even fathom their game plan?

kjs98 , Terry Kearney Report

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Robert T
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If this is America, then I can tell quite a lot of Europeans will feel that way with some of the portion sizes when they visit. They are completely outfacing and can put you off the sight and smell of food. And that's saying something for someone with a pretty good appetite.

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32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread Had a bar guest walk into the kitchen and take an entire cheesecake out of our dessert fridge. No one saw him do it in the kitchen and the bartender was to shocked to say anything

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32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread I had someone order a chicken platter. I asked them if they wanted it with one chicken breast or two. They dead looked me in the face and asked what's the difference. I just tilted my head and said one comes with one breast, the other with two.

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Pat Head
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perhaps they meant the difference in price? But I can definitely see someone mind wrestling over the plated difference.

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32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread A fish dish consisting of all fish components (clearly described on the menu) being too ‘fishy’ tasting or a blind woman complaining about her dessert. For the way it looks. Yea that was tough

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GoddessOdd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can understand the fishy part, only because when I used to eat fish, if it's less than fresh it smells bad. The blind woman complaining about the looks of the dessert I don't understand at all.

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32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread Had a woman ask me what the catch of the day was while pointing at the menu where it said quiche of the day.....

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32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread Had a lady tell me her chilled salad plate was too cold. I had to fight the urge to tell her to just wait a couple minutes and it wouldn't be and just go get her a room temp plate

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#30

32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread Demanded a soup option. In the top fast food pizza restaurant.

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32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread Lady came in and ordered a vodka soda no ice, then proceeded to pour it into her feeding tube. I mean, who am I to judge, right? The next drink she ordered was the house chard.

imeuru , Sara J. Report

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

UGH. If you're pouring it straight in, why bother with the soda? Straight vodka would be quicker

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32 People Are Sharing Their Funniest Or Most Bizarre Customer Encounters In This Viral Thread I'll have the huevos rancheros with no egg please. Or, I'll have the prime rib, well done please.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People order prime rib well done all the time. It's hardly rare. Not even medium rare. :p (But seriously, they do, and it's fine. Somebody needs to eat the end cuts!)

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