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Children’s creativity knows no bounds. And it’s not just them having much fewer limitations on a social and psychological level, but also the fact that they think differently altogether.

And this different thought has spawned a Twitter thread where people share instances of kids calling various things names that either sound similar, but are actually different, or calling them a completely different thing that makes much more sense not just to them, but to us adults as well.

It’s things like deodorant being called armpit makeup or a freezer being called an ice cupboard.

So, take a look at our neatly curated list of some of the best tweets of kids calling things other things that are actually hilariously entertaining below! And why not leave an upvote and a comment on the submissions you enjoyed the most.

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SoozeeQ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He'll be disappointed when he gets there and there are no "vampires".

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WoodenLion
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

as a white man i laughed very much at this - i gotta' remember this.

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WilvanderHeijden
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At school: "Mommy lost one of her strap-ons when she was chasing daddy last night..."

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YoChicken
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know need to know the circumstances of this statement

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Philly Bob Squires
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not skinny anymore so I guess it's out of the game plan for me... Maybe "chunky dunkin?"

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Troux
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your kid has gotten a little too much "exposure."

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Andrei Marentette
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the reason why skinny dipping is wrong is if you put a fat person in the pool, it will have too be called fat dipping

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Tassenküchlein168
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can someone please explain? Like YoChicken I have no clue what skinny dipping is. GT translates "skinny diving" - and something tells me this is not about thin people diving (naked).

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WoodenLion
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

swimming with no clothes on - [can;t beleive how many have not done it.]

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Gwyndall
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was so disappointed when my family arrived at the movie theater to see "Star Horse"... there were no horses!!

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Brandi VanSteenwyk
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOOOOOVE IT!!! Reminds me of a human "talk to text" program. I can just picture the little one (having heard mom refer to a "clementine") attempting to decipher and learn the word that quickly escaped mom's lips without hesitation in order to know what to request next time.

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qwerty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, the word avocado is derived from the Nahuatl word for "testicle" so cockamole isn't too far off!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ice cupboard is the literal translation of the Afrikaans word for fridge: Yskas.

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Brandi VanSteenwyk
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes it ISN'T invisible and ISN'T a fart... And all of your plans must be aborted very quickly.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister used to say yesterday for anything that happened in the past. If she was talking about something that happened a year ago, she would say yesterday day I did this.

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