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What Is The Silliest Joke You Know?

The dafter, the weirder, the better!

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#1

Two muffins in an oven.
1st Muffin: "Hot in here isn't it?"
2nd Muffin: "Aargh! A talking muffin!"

Final score:

2points

#2

Knock knock
-Who's there
Panther
-Panther who?
Panth or no panth, I'm going thwimming!!

Final score:

2points

Nartilaus 1 year ago

Thank you Zaboomafoo

0points

#3

What do the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.

Final score:

2points

#4

Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?

He pastaway

Final score:

2points

#5

A man walks into a bar and says ouch

Final score:

1point

Amo Mazzuchelli

#6

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.

Final score:

1point

#7

You.

Final score:

-1point

Nitro Codes (He/Yours ;)

jihane ctr 1 year ago

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

0points

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Hi there! I'm Gabrielė, but you can also catch me responding to Gab, Gabi, Gabert, or Gabe – take your pick. Professionally, I'm the senior community manager over at Bored Panda, helping people share their awesome work and connecting artists with a worldwide audience. Beyond work, you'll catch me traveling, listening to vinyl and diving into movies, art exhibitions, and concerts. I'm a culture buff at heart, always eager to explore and embrace the richness of the human experience.

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