Someone Asks “What Have You Done That’s Made You Die A Bit Inside,” And Answers Are Too Entertaining
There's no better way to face and deal with your mistakes than immortalizing them on the internet. Recently, one Twitter user has shared an embarrassing moment from their lives, "I once accidentally licked my fit Dentist’s hand whilst maintaining eye contact." In return for the hilarious confession, they asked others to reveal the thing's they've done that made them die a bit inside. Naturally, when someone leads by example, many follow. The people have been delivering such funny and cringy responses, they will definitely make you feel less of a complete fool yourself. Scroll down to check them out and upvote your favorites. (Cover image: Franco Folini I Facebook cover image: abbeyprivate)
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Being an ex-waitress, I would have picked up the tab for BOTH of them
I'd have loved it if the story ended with "...and now we've been married for ten years and have two children!"
I can't count the times I've said "Be safe, love you." when ending conversations with perfect strangers. Apparently I have a secret tendre for my dry cleaner and the guy who takes my lunch order. It's just like muscle memory, your mouth just says it out of habit.
The sentient machine shall remember this and spare your life when the takeover happens.
Why is this embarrassing? If I was the guy with no arms I would have just nodded in the right direction or something. There ARE other ways to "point."
Translation: while alone in the house, someone knocked at the door. He stood there and said, “Police, we’re doing door to door visits looking for someone in the village.” He handed me a card with a photo on it. “Sorry, never seen him before,” I replied. “That’s me,” he said, as he took his ID back.
Not your fault. You weren't to know and if the dude didn't show ya before getting into an argument or not explaining to you properly, it seems like they were trying to make you feel bad, and in front of people.
This is the third dentist-tongue story on the thread! I didn't realise that dentists tasted so nice!
A rule of life - never congratulate someone for their pregnancy until they actually tell you they're expecting. I've avoided some very close calls by following that maxim!
Much worse things in that world can happen to people than beeing naked at a beach for a second. Relax.
This will never happen with me cause I never say "I love you" just like that lol ...
I was going through the checkout line at Kmart when the cashier told me my item was 50% off. I meant to say sweet but instead said sweetie. I just walked away.
I had to give a small speech for school once, walked out into the audotirum, and proceeded to trip and take the miceophobe out with me 😬
Cmon people. A perfect "wink wink nudge nudge" joke from Gordon there and y'all vote it down
I was talking on Facebook with a guy from clasd that was creepin on me but I wasn't interested. I fall asleep. Next day, I wake up to about 20 messages asking where I was, why wasn't I replying, etc. I immediately reply with "Sorry, I fell asleep on you" paused, typed "Well not on you, that'll never happen" and tried again to fix it with "I mean I'm lucky I'm interested in both genders" and he replied with 'Stop trying to f*****g fix it, I get it'. It was an awkward rest of semester. Don't type half asleep people!
Not too embarrassing, maybe you were saying you would love to move there too...
Once I was trying to be nice by offering to get a blind girl at a university party a drink. For some inexplicable reason, I thought she was only blind in one eye. So I was holding the cup in front of her face waiting for her to take it (she didn't know I was there) when she leaned forward to talk to someone else.. Straight into the cup.
2004 I joined a group of drunk people sleeping by the wall of an big hall where a Techno Party was going on. I was drunk, felt bad and just wanted to sleep. A bit later I felt
But everybody farts, Soooometiiimes. Hooold ooon, hoooooolld ooooooooooon... (Sorry this reminded me of a jokey version of a certain r.e.m song me and my Fiancé sing sometimes. Sooometiiiimes! I hope I haven't ruined it by posting this!)
Oo, after 32 of these I'm finally reminded of my own experience! A work colleague and I once took an intercity flight on a Fokker, and we were sitting in the 'plane with the starboard propeller runing, but the port one static. Whilst we waited for the last few people to board I leaned over to my colleague and commented "I wonder why they haven't started the other engine. The person in the seat in front turned to look silently at me - it was the golfer Jack Newton... Oh...
You don't even apologized for your bag brushing up to him, and he's an arsehole? I am thinking "Yeah, I AM an arsehole" was a sarcasm.
Okay...I mean, that's what yearbooks are for....it's okay if there isn't a personal message
I just had one yesterday where I sent an e-mail to my prof saying "May not be in class today, car broke down." To which he replied "How long have you been going by yourself to our non-existant classroom." Turned out I sent it to the prof that I have an online only accounting class with. After an eye roll and two face palms, I forwarded it to my computer prof with the meme "You can only say WTF? so many times a day before you just start drinking." He sent me a laughing emoji back.
Wow a lot of these are about meeting people with disabilities. I wish schools did more in teaching how normal it is to have a disability, how to approach disabled people, what are the ways to help them or how to talk to them without offending them (especially through bringing them to schools) and generally include them in the society better.
Oh and I completely forgot - if you're interested in educating yourself more on this topic, go check out Jessica on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/MissJessicaKH/playlists?shelf_id=1&view=50&sort=dd She makes great videos and really helped me with understanding the world of disabled people better.
Load More Replies...I saw a friend in a convenience store browsing through a girly magazine. Snuck up behind him, gave him a smack on the head, and told him he was a pervert and should be ashamed of himself. Guy was a complete stranger. Stammering ensued.
I couldn't pick one time, I've just generally acted like a complete idiot multiple times throughout my life
I relate completely to this... Too many incidents to share, that I don't even wanna do it
Load More Replies...Wow a lot of these are about meeting people with disabilities. I wish schools did more in teaching how normal it is to have a disability, how to approach disabled people, what are the ways to help them or how to talk to them without offending them (especially through bringing them to schools) and generally include them in the society better.
Oh and I completely forgot - if you're interested in educating yourself more on this topic, go check out Jessica on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/MissJessicaKH/playlists?shelf_id=1&view=50&sort=dd She makes great videos and really helped me with understanding the world of disabled people better.
Load More Replies...I saw a friend in a convenience store browsing through a girly magazine. Snuck up behind him, gave him a smack on the head, and told him he was a pervert and should be ashamed of himself. Guy was a complete stranger. Stammering ensued.
I couldn't pick one time, I've just generally acted like a complete idiot multiple times throughout my life
I relate completely to this... Too many incidents to share, that I don't even wanna do it
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