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There's no better way to face and deal with your mistakes than immortalizing them on the internet. Recently, one Twitter user has shared an embarrassing moment from their lives, "I once accidentally licked my fit Dentist’s hand whilst maintaining eye contact." In return for the hilarious confession, they asked others to reveal the thing's they've done that made them die a bit inside. Naturally, when someone leads by example, many follow. The people have been delivering such funny and cringy responses, they will definitely make you feel less of a complete fool yourself. Scroll down to check them out and upvote your favorites.  (Cover image: Franco Folini I Facebook cover image: abbeyprivate)

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd have loved it if the story ended with "...and now we've been married for ten years and have two children!"

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't count the times I've said "Be safe, love you." when ending conversations with perfect strangers. Apparently I have a secret tendre for my dry cleaner and the guy who takes my lunch order. It's just like muscle memory, your mouth just says it out of habit.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love that the other guy gave him a thumbs up. There are so many people with disabilities that aren't immediately obvious and others that are completely hidden.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, it could have been worse... The knee is a pretty safe spot after all :)))

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The sentient machine shall remember this and spare your life when the takeover happens.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the guy was a pervert and I knew that was his brother, I'd still tell him. Nothing to be embarrassed about.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is this embarrassing? If I was the guy with no arms I would have just nodded in the right direction or something. There ARE other ways to "point."

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Translation: while alone in the house, someone knocked at the door. He stood there and said, “Police, we’re doing door to door visits looking for someone in the village.” He handed me a card with a photo on it. “Sorry, never seen him before,” I replied. “That’s me,” he said, as he took his ID back.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not sure I'd ever be over that enough to share it. I applaud your courage!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Many people seem to have very poor control of their sphincter muscles.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not your fault. You weren't to know and if the dude didn't show ya before getting into an argument or not explaining to you properly, it seems like they were trying to make you feel bad, and in front of people.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the third dentist-tongue story on the thread! I didn't realise that dentists tasted so nice!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A rule of life - never congratulate someone for their pregnancy until they actually tell you they're expecting. I've avoided some very close calls by following that maxim!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Much worse things in that world can happen to people than beeing naked at a beach for a second. Relax.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I regularly leave the house with the TV remote in my bag instead of my mobile

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A friend of mine was a Virgin until she married. Her brother is still a Virgin.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

FFS, this hard-to-read mess is why we b***h about grammar and punctuation!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This will never happen with me cause I never say "I love you" just like that lol ...

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Phrases like this are so common place in the English language. I remember being told by a blind person that they don't let it matter as they are just everyday sayings and no-one means any harm.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My actual mom was my science teacher in 5th grade... I called her "Hey, you" =_=

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was going through the checkout line at Kmart when the cashier told me my item was 50% off. I meant to say sweet but instead said sweetie. I just walked away.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I did the opposite of this and made the person knocking embarrassed. They asked if my parents were home and I said "umm I own this house. My parents don't live here". It was awkward for me and I'm sure it was for them too haha

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did that once with a work colleague. I'd met both of his tiny, blond-haired children so when looking at a photo of a family day out I pointed to the dark haired figure and asked 'who is this boy?'. It was his wife.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mum got my uncle Brylcream every Xmas -- took her a while to work out he was bald

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Admittedly a hard thing to anticipate if he wasn't holding a voice box to a throat hole.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had to give a small speech for school once, walked out into the audotirum, and proceeded to trip and take the miceophobe out with me 😬

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why it's never good to harangue anyone about not smiling. Allow everyone the freedom to not be smiling constantly and you'll avoid this kind of faux pas.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cmon people. A perfect "wink wink nudge nudge" joke from Gordon there and y'all vote it down

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I nibbled on my oral hygienist's finger once in place of a response to verbal play. It was probably inappropriate. Then again, she might've been the one who permanently damaged the root of one of my teeth, so, I don't feel too bad about it.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor guy, he probably thinks you're not calling his because he did something wrong.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was talking on Facebook with a guy from clasd that was creepin on me but I wasn't interested. I fall asleep. Next day, I wake up to about 20 messages asking where I was, why wasn't I replying, etc. I immediately reply with "Sorry, I fell asleep on you" paused, typed "Well not on you, that'll never happen" and tried again to fix it with "I mean I'm lucky I'm interested in both genders" and he replied with 'Stop trying to f*****g fix it, I get it'. It was an awkward rest of semester. Don't type half asleep people!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not too embarrassing, maybe you were saying you would love to move there too...

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Jace
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I still, to this day, do not understand why people drink to this extent.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once I was trying to be nice by offering to get a blind girl at a university party a drink. For some inexplicable reason, I thought she was only blind in one eye. So I was holding the cup in front of her face waiting for her to take it (she didn't know I was there) when she leaned forward to talk to someone else.. Straight into the cup.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

2004 I joined a group of drunk people sleeping by the wall of an big hall where a Techno Party was going on. I was drunk, felt bad and just wanted to sleep. A bit later I felt

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But everybody farts, Soooometiiimes. Hooold ooon, hoooooolld ooooooooooon... (Sorry this reminded me of a jokey version of a certain r.e.m song me and my Fiancé sing sometimes. Sooometiiiimes! I hope I haven't ruined it by posting this!)

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oo, after 32 of these I'm finally reminded of my own experience! A work colleague and I once took an intercity flight on a Fokker, and we were sitting in the 'plane with the starboard propeller runing, but the port one static. Whilst we waited for the last few people to board I leaned over to my colleague and commented "I wonder why they haven't started the other engine. The person in the seat in front turned to look silently at me - it was the golfer Jack Newton... Oh...

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Jace
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guess you're used to sitting in the dental chair. Habits die hard.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No one here says that. "Talk your EAR off" is the expression I've heard.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You ran inside the bank... And then you ran inside the bank 😫

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why should she smile for you in the first place? Do something worthy of it.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Something something joint something hinge something pun hahaha

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Were they really long enough to fall into her dinner? 😅

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of a classic Only Fools and Horses episode :)

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That hair-raising moment sounds like a bald-faced lie...

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You don't even apologized for your bag brushing up to him, and he's an arsehole? I am thinking "Yeah, I AM an arsehole" was a sarcasm.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He doesn't own her. She should have kicked him in the balls and left.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've lost count of the number of times I have made that mistake.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay...I mean, that's what yearbooks are for....it's okay if there isn't a personal message

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just had one yesterday where I sent an e-mail to my prof saying "May not be in class today, car broke down." To which he replied "How long have you been going by yourself to our non-existant classroom." Turned out I sent it to the prof that I have an online only accounting class with. After an eye roll and two face palms, I forwarded it to my computer prof with the meme "You can only say WTF? so many times a day before you just start drinking." He sent me a laughing emoji back.

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