People Are Sharing What Everyone Should Accomplish By Age 35, And It’s Too Funny To Read
Henry Heimlich presented his famous maneuver when he was 54. Sir Francis Chichester was 65 when he sailed solo around the world. You're never too old to achieve greatness but there are some things you just have to complete in time. Twitter users are posting what they think everyone should accomplish before turning 35, and it hilariously describes what today's average adult is like.
It all started when MarketWatch published an article, saying by that age you should already have saved two times your salary. People instantly called it a stupid milestone and started providing their own alternatives. From properly setting up your kitchen to the contents of your hard drive, want to know how close you are to a proper grown-up? Scroll down and these tweets will help you get there. Oh, and vote for your favorites! (Cover Image: tiffany terry)
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Uh oh... Can I pretend that I'm airing them until I need them, sometime really soon?
In my state disposable plastic bags have been banned, so everyone has reusable canvas ones. Naturally our canvas bags contain other canvas bags...
Ugh, I think I can tick off this item. And I have dozens of USB back-ups as well, and of course the one that has the file I need is never in the box...
Yeah, I moved 1000 km at 36. The Great Friend Purging. But online introverts get me. ;-)
This is the corollary to the 'back-ups of previous hard drives' item...
Or you can wait until you're old. It automatically comes with the territory.
Really? I thought anyone over 18 would be able to do that... The word clitoris seems to catch a lot of people though...
Got that! But they're all stacked on a wall in a room, we call it the den, but really it's the library of unread books that we plan to read one day... so we just go in there and admire them all up on their shelves calling to us, but not loud enough that we can actually hear them. And that's why they stay up there on the shelf.
And when you hear other people say it you stand there quietly grinding your teeth and wishing that you weren't an introvert and could politely corect them in a socially-acceptable way...
35 was actually the moment I started to have no f*ck to give anymore... So I guess it's a key moment indeed !
Yeah, tick. Same thing applies to all those bookmarks I will need some day...
or at 2 am to the gynecologist emergency by ambulance car with period cramps...
By age 35 you should be to old to bet your well being on something like a bit coin.
