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By definition, stock images are professional photos that are used for commercial purposes, like complementing publications, adverts, etc. But in reality, we know very well that many stock pics out there are just so weird, they've become somewhat of a household name for bizarre, pointless, and lousy photographs that make them particularly laughable.

It's this precise quality of the wacky and wondrous elements of stock photography that makes you instantly realize that what you’re seeing is a stock image and nothing else.

Thanks to this subreddit which has 333k members, we now have the most "seriously?", "are they kiddin’ me?" "do u see what I’m seeing?" compilation that poses way more questions than it answers.

Sit back and enjoy these carefully stacked stock monstrosities and after you’re done, be sure to check out Bored Panda's previous post with even more stock goodness that you won’t be able to unsee. Ever.

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This Makes Me Feel Uncomfortable

This Makes Me Feel Uncomfortable

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Oh Damn You Caught Me Keeping A Bowl Of Crackers In The Fridge

Oh Damn You Caught Me Keeping A Bowl Of Crackers In The Fridge

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Emily Ashyn
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm embarrassed at how long it took me to understand what was wrong with this

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Surfing The Web

Surfing The Web

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Tri Wahyu Yulianto
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

See her face, the face of "why must i received this modelling offer from Shutterstock?"

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While scrolling through this post, you are very likely to start wondering in what kind of context someone would need a stock image of a man with a meatloaf mask blended into his skin, or a shot of a woman pointing a baguette at a chef in what seems to be a carefully staged... bakery robbery.

It all has to do with the demand for very specialized imagery which happens when a subscriber browses through the peculiar stock archive. But the photographers have to already be ahead of the demand and anticipate people’s imagery needs before they start typing in the keywords.

#4

Trying To Tell Your Wife Her Cooking Is Crap

Trying To Tell Your Wife Her Cooking Is Crap

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#5

This Stock Photo Illustrates The Dangers Of Shirt Hoarding

This Stock Photo Illustrates The Dangers Of Shirt Hoarding

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Bellatrix Lestrange
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Google female bullying and you will find more of these pictures with the same girls.

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An Italian Having A Conversation With A Giant Nacho

An Italian Having A Conversation With A Giant Nacho

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me
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He looks like he's having a stern conversation with him like "I'm nacho friend, dude"

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According to The Atlantic, “Shutterstock's content team will do direct outreach to the site's top videographers, photographers, and illustrators 'to help fill specific content needs.'” However, the contributing photographers are the ones who figure out what the subscribers will be looking for.

These days, stock imagery has become kind of its own aesthetic category that’s posed and weird without any apparent reason. Incredibly, according to Shutterstocker Emily Goodwin, “it's the utilitarian content—the images that capture the banalities and absurdities of everyday life—that prove popular” on the website.

#7

I Think I’ll Go Snow Skiing In A Bikini; Ya Know, Since I’m Pregnant And All

I Think I’ll Go Snow Skiing In A Bikini; Ya Know, Since I’m Pregnant And All

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RU Sirius
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the girl from the fishing picture above now is looking for that fisherman after months from their encounter

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#8

Kermit Sacrifices A Potato?

Kermit Sacrifices A Potato?

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#9

Woman Is Robbing Bakery With A Baguette

Woman Is Robbing Bakery With A Baguette

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#10

Alligator Attacking Businesswoman In Office Cubicle

Alligator Attacking Businesswoman In Office Cubicle

JCMotors Report

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Julia Atkinson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sign on break room wall: It has been 0 days since the last alligator attack

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#11

Forbidden Affair

Forbidden Affair

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#12

Apple

Apple

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Paul K. Johnson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aliens should really study human anatomy more carefully before they try to shapeshift into one of us to blend in.

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Bacony Cakes
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll say it once, and i'll say it again: Reptilians do not use shapeshifting technology to blend in. They use it so they can make jokes about other species without getting bad looks.

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Dr Nostromo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought I fell asleep and was having a nightmare for a second.

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Viviane
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The apple of my eye" - I think someone bit off a bit more than they can chew.

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Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Before the dental surgery, Maude and Edgar hadn't been able to eat vitamins. But now, they can even bite into the same apple at the same time"

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François Carré
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was it such a good idea to install Photoshop on Grandpa's PC as a Christmas gift ?

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Logan Cheng
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I have found two terminators, must be Arnold Schwarzenegger's parents

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Leslie Burleson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is anyone else really glad that this isn't a full on photo of them biting the apple together

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Mary Peace
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's called Apple because that's the only bit of the photo that I can deal with.

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GoodCatto
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh no no no noNO NO NO NO HELP ME THIS IS A FRICKING NIGHTMARE

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R3belB4nny
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you use the virtual background on zoom and you don't have a green screen behind you

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Livvy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't. I'm sorry what is this? What's happening? AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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Robert Thomas
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if the THING MONSTER was old grandparents this is what it would look like XD

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Nicole Tomme
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When they said that SO's start looking alike as they age I hope they were not talking about this.

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Little Dino
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

okaaaaaay- that's enough internet for me today, wth is this

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#13

After Many Weeks Lurking, I Have Finally Found A Wtfstockphoto

After Many Weeks Lurking, I Have Finally Found A Wtfstockphoto

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#16

Dads When Gas Prices Go Up 1 Cent

Dads When Gas Prices Go Up 1 Cent

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Tri Wahyu Yulianto
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Sir,your gas tank port at your right. It's your first time fill gas?"

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#17

Yes Grandma I Want Some Ice-Cream

Yes Grandma I Want Some Ice-Cream

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#19

It's Like I'm Really There!

It's Like I'm Really There!

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#20

Ok, Love You Too

Ok, Love You Too

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Ty Stratton-Quirk
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know they're supposed to be shorter than the other fingers, but rule of thumb clearly doesn't apply here.

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#21

Bubble Wrap Fun

Bubble Wrap Fun

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#22

When No One Shows Up To Your Victorian Themed Whoville Party

When No One Shows Up To Your Victorian Themed Whoville Party

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#24

Man With A Meat Loaf Mask Blended Into His Skin Or Whatever This Is

Man With A Meat Loaf Mask Blended Into His Skin Or Whatever This Is

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#25

Burger Baby

Burger Baby

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude you're supposed to chew 25 times per bite. You're going to need some Alka Seltzer. You must've looked like a pelican when swallowing that.

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#26

So... I Came Across This Picture

So... I Came Across This Picture

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#27

How To Properly Censor A Dingdingdong

How To Properly Censor A Dingdingdong

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#28

Man Poking A Gpu Card With A Soldering Iron

Man Poking A Gpu Card With A Soldering Iron

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HalfShelli
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You’ve gotta love the fact that he’s clearly never held – or perhaps even seen – a soldering iron. In his entire life.

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#29

I Don't Even Know What To Say

I Don't Even Know What To Say

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#30

Warning Sign

Warning Sign

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