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If you've ever traveled abroad as an American, the chances are you know how it feels to be detected as one. It’s not that we hide it (in fact, we are prouder than anything else!) but sometimes you just wish you could blend in with the rest of the crowd and feel what it’s like to be treated as a local.

And all it takes is to step foot inside, for example, a “bar” in Italy and order a beer on tap, or worse, a cappuccino after 12, and here you've earned a bunch of eyerolls with a solid “where in America are you from?” But in order to find out what really gives Americans away in an instant, we have to look at what non-Americans have to say about their radars themselves.

So below we collected some of the most interesting responses to “How do you spot an American tourist ‘from a mile away’?” on “AskReddit” and wow, this is kinda weirdly specific.

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away Americans are very loud, I swear you have loudhailers hidden in your clothes somewhere.

Over 40, the tourists tend to be more on the very overweight side, but the women still wear yoga pants and the men always have a combination of button up shirts and loose fitting cargo shorts. And both men and women wear baseball caps and Oakley's or sunglasses similar to that style; with white trainers.

Under 40, you're very friendly, in a way that's both endearing and creepy. When we chat I feel like I'm being indoctrinated into a cult.

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Leah Person
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m American and I really cannot stand how loud most people are here. I have a quiet voice and it’s considered some kind of a fault by some. It’s actually really stressful.

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away The way they dress. For some reason Americans abroad dress like they're doing some hard core exploring in the Amazon...even when they're just visiting a European city.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, the thrilling and dangerous urban jungle of an European metropolis - beware of the bike lane

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away "Hey oh you're [Irish/Scottish/Italian/etc]! I'm [same] too!"

"Oh really? Whereabouts you from?"

"California. My great great great grandpappy was from here though!"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you are so proud of your country, why do you still mention the origins of your ancestors?Sounds like a European saying he's a Celtic, a Roman or a Viking... (even if it was cool, tho)

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away Amazed by things which are more than 200 years old, presumably because they don't have many things that old in the USA.

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Tenacious Squirrel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same in Australia. We once went to a “historic” attraction that people were really fawning over. It was from the 1950s, my mum is older than it 😆

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away Saying “hi, how are you?” to the barista, servers, retail workers. My country doesn’t quite have that culture so I find it really sweet.

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Ba Loeloe
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seems like Americans don't expect a answer when they say "Hi, how are you?

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away when they cross the street, they expect cars to stop for them. in my country, the cars will run you down without thinking twice.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the Netherlands pedestrians are legally protected into the extreme. If a driver collides with a pedestrians, the driver is always 100% at fault and liable. But even here pedestrians wait till it's safe to cross the street.

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Karin Jansen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, incredibly annoying know-it-all here but this isn't completely accurate. When it comes to criminal law you need opzet/schuld (a form of intent of negligence) and in civil cases it's a 100% it you hit a child under 14, other cases its "only" 50% if the car driver didn't do anything wrong. I love this law I've got to say. You drive a murder machine, you should feel the burdon of responsibility that comes with it and be extra careful at all times.

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Leo Domitrix
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL, that's the last thing I'd expect from Americans. I'm American and we're in a legal crosswalk, all signals on our side, and *still* targets.! We hustle!

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Mazer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some places in America pedestrians are treated like gold, some places not do much

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Robert T
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Santa Fe was unbelievable. Cars seemed to just want to stop and let you saunter across the road. I'm used to having to wait to make sure cars are going to stop and that's when I'm on a pedestrian crossing!

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Al Cook
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's how it should be, roads are for vehicles, not pedestrians. However, isn't this illegal in America? Jaywalking?

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Jef Bateman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It depends are where you are from. Here in Arizona, people in Tucson will mostly careful about stopping for pedestrians, but in the Phoenix area people don't stop at crosswalks, don't stop for school buses, speed through school zones, and don't pull over for emergency vehicles. So even in a single state you get a lot of variety.

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T.Milly
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People get run over in the US all the time. 4 people have been hit in my town this year alone & 2 of them were on a crosswalk with the green light to walk. I don't know anyone in the US who just walks out into traffic unless they're stupid. People are impatient & are always in a hurry now.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was the exact opposite for me when I was in the UK. I live in a car-centric city and a lot of people get it, a lot of people don't know how to drive or respect road laws. I've nearly been hit quite a few times just for crossing on my right to cross time. I run across or walk really fast. Apparently in UK cars must stop for pedestrians. So, the folks I was with thought it was weird and funny I was running across the street.

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Al Cook
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At a designated crossing cars are obliged to stop, but not on a random part of the road.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An American who has lived and traveled much around the USA, the drivers will certainly almost hit you and curse and swear at you for being in the street. Only in a pedestrian heavy metro area or college vicinity can one chance any jaywalking.

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Vicky Zar
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Germany you will get serious stares from all pedestrians. And definately a rude comment. Especially if you cross on a red light.

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Sarah Macrabbit
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this is mostly false. When living in Münster I was waiting for traffic to stop and the woman I was staying with was astonished. She said 'here the pedestrian has right of way' and lead me through the crosswalk XD maybe if you're from the east coast of the US it's different.

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Steve B
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm American and cars don't stop but I see people walk out as if the are the only ones on the road.

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Janet C
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Spain pedestrians have the absolute right of way in all zebra stripe crossings. Everywhere else they'd best wait for an opening in traffic.

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Bill Wyrebek
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is the way it should be. I call it winnowing out the dumb a**es.

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madmickx
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had to learn how to cross roads again in Vietnam. The scooters just never stop but if you just walk slowly and deliberately across the road they will "flow" around you. It is a bit nerve-wracking at first but it works. Hesitate or stop and mass confusion results.

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Evelyn Haskins
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Australia cars must wait IF the pedestrian is ON a pedestrian crossing, If they are just standing on the side of the road, no, don't stop, or the car behind you might run into you.

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Sue Sanders
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In your country -- okay, I'll stay away from your country. I don't move very fast anymore.

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Cymruman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same here in Turkey, take your life in your hands to cross the road

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Anna roberts
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, they do that in US., but we too want to run them over, but it is just not done (shame)

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Caroline Driver
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perhaps it's the novelty of knowing they won't get done for jaywalking, so they just leap out into the traffic to try it out

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Gina Danielle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Try driving in Germany where people and bikes cross the street out of turn illegally. And then they look at you, daring them to run them over. Vehicular homicide is wrong, no matter what country you're in. So I don't know what country this complainer happens to be in, it's NOT JUST Americans.

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Kristen Phillips
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not true, this is an over generalization. It might be true in some places but not others. In my view (as an American), pedestrians are expected to wait until they have the right of way (usually designated by a cross walk and an illuminated Walk sign). There are a few areas where pedestrians have a right of way at all times...typically in certain neighborhoods, and then the speed limit is only like 25 mph and there are signs to let drivers know that they must stop for pedestrians. It's all situational, so the OP's comment just sounds like ignorant stereotyping to me/lack of understanding of what's actually going on.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find this to not be true especially for us that don't live in big cities. Mama taught us to look both ways & respect traffic.

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Truth Speakin'
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ughhhhh....just ealk in front of a car without a care or even looking...

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Amelia Forsyth
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the law- and it's enforced more places than others, but Americans are taught that "Pedestrians ALWAYS have the right of way" and if a pedestrian crosses without a light signalling they can, they can get heavily fined for jaywalking

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This 100% false. Where I'm at in the US drivers don't think twice about blowing past you, even if you have the protected crossing light in a cross walk. It is straight up a game of frogger.

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Kendra Sundermeyer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry what? I've never really seen this unless it's at a store front, but when I went to Norway they actually stopped for me every time.

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Ryan Lekan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an American living in NL, after 4 years, I still so for cars. F*ck if they're at fault. If I get hit, I still get hurt

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Taryn Wallace
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish this was a thing in the US it is so infuriating when people feel like they can just walk as slowly as possible in front of a car and we HAVE to wait for them or go to jail for running them over.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm guessing your country is Portugal. I say that because I've lived there. If you wait at a zebra crossing, maybe the 20th car that passes will stop, but probably not.

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Evgeniya Khon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in Korea and went to Boston once. Was pleasantly surprised that cars did not try to run me over, but then traffic lights give you like 3 sec to cross the road.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah cross the road here and you will probably die. Should be driving anyway, walking just isn't safe.

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In many areas of the states, a driver has to consider that the pedestrian has a firearm and will use it. Such shootings happen. I live in the middle of backwater nowhere and we've had at least a dozen shootings like that this year.

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away When they introduce themselves they never say they're from America: mostly the state/city they're from.

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I remember I was a small kid in Tijuana. They were typically a lot more good looking than the local population. The girls were hot as hell. The Marines that would come around from San Diego looked like superheroes and made these other guys look like sh*t.

We'd get European tourists as well but the American ones looked bigger and kind of stronger. Especially the military guys, like something out of these Marvel comics, at least the ones in their twenties.

All buff, tall, etc.

The military tourists were always very friendly to me and made me want to be like them when I grew up, which is why I'm going to enlist in the USMC a few years after college, haha.

Very friendly, generous people, very funny too.

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away They complain that the portions at restaurants are too small.

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You can hear them in museums when everyone else is extra silent.

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away In my experience, any combination of the following:

white socks
wearing a sun visor
Talking incredibly loud
Their phone will be on a belt loop
American teenagers are usually better at blending in however, so the trick with these guys is to wait until you're in a restaurant, at which point they'll make their presence known by complaining about the local food.

In terms of positives however, I find most American tourists are incredibly friendly and sociable, they usually have no problem talking to strangers and striking up a pleasant conversation, something we Europeans never do with each other (this is also another "tell", but it's one we should adopt).

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In South Europe we do have pleasant conversations with total strangers. Not all Europeans behave the same way.

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away The absolute fearlessness of asking anyone on the street about anything

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Expecting everyone to speak English and/or not wanting to learn the local language.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember I was at the French border (Back when we had to stop and show our passport) and a car in front of us was at the checkpoint. A woman yeeted herself out of the car screaming "I don't need a passport, I'm American".

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away They always look cheerful and are constantly smiling and seeming happy. Tourists from other places look more neutral or even unhappy.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How can you travel to another place and not be happy??? I'm with the Americans on this one!

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away They get over-excited over very ordinary events and say things like “OMG look that grass how green it is!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find this very endearing to be honest. It's how children react and how we should all react in my opinion :)

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away They wear white socks pulled all the way up.

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I always felt embarrassingly underdressed when traveling in Europe.

On the flip side, as a native Arizonan I can always spot the European/English tourist because they will be bright red.

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away Many of the things we say loudly, includes many irrelevant details. In Israel, no one gives a f*ck about irrelevant details. “Yes” or “no” answers are of high value in middle eastern culture; but in American culture we like to tell you all about why something is or that our daughter got married last year or our cat has diabetes.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn’t know yes/no answers had high value in Middle Eastern culture. Interesting!

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They’re looking for a store open at like 11pm. Even if in most European countries stores close at like 7-8 pm

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

American: "Can you imagine not being able to buy a microwave at 3 AM?" European: "Yes."

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Americans think the world impressed by their city. No one cares that you’re from Las Vegas

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away Tipping. Americans will try to tip everyone, even in countries where tipping isn't a thing/is considered a serious insult.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the other way around tourists from outside the USA forget to tip or don't tip enough.

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away They're always asking for extra ice in their drinks.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I prefer my drinks at room temperature unless they're supposed to be hot.

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Quite often on the heavy side weight-wise (sorry!)

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away They ask for ketchup no matter what they're eating.

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away They have impeccable facial hair. Maybe Americans get a trim before they go on holiday, but I'm always impressed by the tidy beards and mustaches.

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dollars. God damn it, people - hit a money exchange before you hit the market. Especially in a country where hard currency was still illegal.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, most vendors in third world countries are happy to receive dollars because they're worth so much more than the local currency. In first world countries though, you'd have to be pretty stupid to think they'd be legal tender.

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They’re the first to kick off when it’s a hot day and the Grade II listed hotel I work in doesn’t have air-conditioning.

Then they leave a bad review :( believe me, I would LOVE air con but we’re not allowed to change the building.

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WilvanderHeijden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you leave a 900 year old historical building intact, when you clearly can ruin the façade with air conditioners?

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30 Non-Americans Share How They Spot American Tourists From A Mile Away Their college t shirt, sweater or cap

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We are morons about diet. Another American moved to where I lived. He preached about high protein diets, b*tched about how he couldn’t find fat free milk or pasteurized egg whites, in a country that specializes in high-fat cuisine.

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fanny pack.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

F***y usually means something completely different in other English speaking parts of the world!

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