Everyone says something stupid from time to time. Though, most of us probably get away with it pretty easily, since people just laugh it off and forget about our silly brain farts pretty fast. However, if you're famous then it's a completely different story. It appears that everything a celebrity says (or tweets) is carefully logged on the internet and available at all times. Especially if that person doesn't appear to be the smartest cookie in the jar.

We here at Bored Panda decided to dig into that cloud of shame and find out what are the most clueless things celebrities have said. From funny to completely delusional, the quotes will certainly make you feel better that you're not the one who said these things in public. Scroll below to read the list!

#1

Carl Everett

Carl Everett

"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex."

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Terd Fergison
Community Member
10 months ago

Someone please put him back in school. Sports and religion both seem to be against critical thinking.

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#2

Shaquille O’Neal

Shaquille O’Neal

Reporter: “Did you visit the Parthenon during your trip to Greece?” Shaquille O’Neal: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs we went to.”

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Shireen
Community Member
10 months ago

😂

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#3

Kanye West

Kanye West

"I actually don't like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all."

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Sardonic Scribe
Community Member
10 months ago

This guy needs help.

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#4

Britney Spears

Britney Spears

"I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa"

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Jenn Unicorn Popping
Community Member
10 months ago

There's a whole lot of wrong in that one smh

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#5

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

"No, no, I didn’t go to England, I went to London."

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
10 months ago

I don't live in North America. I live in the United States of America

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#6

Jaden Smith

Jaden Smith

“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”

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Marcellus the Third
Community Member
10 months ago

It would make zero difference to intelligence, but now with an uneducated society.

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#7

Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera

"So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
10 months ago

I don't know why they choose France every year over other countries.

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#8

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.”

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Chege Mary
Community Member
10 months ago

👏👏👏 to the guy who came up with 'Chicken of the sea.' that was clever

earringnut
Community Member
10 months ago

If it was a reality show quote there should be an asterisk by it. There's a good chance that it was scripted.

Sara
Community Member
10 months ago

Nope. She really is that dumb. We have mutual friends in common so I used to hang out with them when she was in town. Not a very nice person either. At all.

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Ryo Bakura
Community Member
10 months ago

She will never live this down.

glowworm2
Community Member
10 months ago

I remember this quote!

BusLady
Community Member
10 months ago

I can't eat Welsh Rarebit, I don't eat meat.

MadRatter
Community Member
10 months ago

want to upvote that more! I think it took a while for my parents to make my siblings understand that it was not "Welsh Rabbit"

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Panda Kicki
Community Member
10 months ago

Is she eating Heihei by any chance... :D (Moana)

sylvanticx
Community Member
10 months ago

Why were u downvoted?

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kurisutofu
Community Member
10 months ago

I discovered sea chicken at the supermarket 2 days ago and I had to search about it. I suspected tuna because it looked like a can of tuna and I knew it was not chicken of course but I thought it could be a fish I didn't know. Why name something that has another name?!

Mary Hurst
Community Member
10 months ago

Infamous line to Nick Leshay. No wonder he couldn’t wait to divorce her.

Sonia Reddel
Community Member
10 months ago

She is asking to have metaphors explained. She knew she was missing something, but couldn't express it well. Wanting to learn isn't bad!

y janah
Community Member
10 months ago

Aww, I love this quote. It made me laugh.

Kirah Bettis
Community Member
10 months ago

Tuna is fish “ is this an apple or a tree it says it’s an apple but says apple of the tree.

Lydia Reaves
Community Member
2 months ago

🙄🙄🙄

Patrick O'Brien
Community Member
9 months ago

Think of it as just one of the Eternal Mysteries, unsolvable. That way, you don't have to struggle with it.

Ellen Turner
Community Member
9 months ago

What an airhead

Abbas Fahmy
Community Member
10 months ago

the guy who came up with 'Chicken of the sea.' did it PRECISELY for dimwits like her.

Debbie
Community Member
10 months ago

Sooo...

Leesa DeAndrea
Community Member
10 months ago

Famously dim.

Lana Jig-maker
Community Member
10 months ago

Idk. I think it was planned. I haven't seen the clip in a long time, but I remember watching it when it first aired. Right before she said anything, she was looking at Nick, while Nick was watching some game, and he wasn't paying attention to her. I remember thinking "she's gonna say something just to get his attention", and sure enough she said something. Look back, and check that out. Haha she said that crap on purpose 😄

Nadine Francis
Community Member
10 months ago

Ask your sister, she thinks Japan is in Africa!

SarcasticGamer
Community Member
10 months ago (edited)

Is tuna a fish or a chicken?

Bill
Community Member
10 months ago

Laugh all you want but she made a few million off that line

Cindy Snow
Community Member
10 months ago

I think some of its an act with her.

Peter Kovak
Community Member
10 months ago

I don't believe it! No way...

Kathy Greear
Community Member
10 months ago

one of my favs ever

Danny Heath
Community Member
10 months ago

And do they lay eggs?

Sharon Vaughn
Community Member
10 months ago

She's not the only one to make that comment.

Tim Hsieh
Community Member
10 months ago

Chicken of the cave tho

Christina Sersif
Community Member
10 months ago

I had to explain this to my husband, but in his defense English isn’t his first language and his country what they put on cans is taken literally

Imma Letchoofinish
Community Member
10 months ago

Loved that show...she was so beautifully stupid. I mean 'box of rocks' stupid.

debrina blackmoon
Community Member
10 months ago

misquoted-"Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish?..."

Laurie Stringer
Community Member
10 months ago

Meh

Laura Doherty
Community Member
10 months ago

Dumb as a bag of rocks but at least she seems like a nice person

Asher Gates
Community Member
10 months ago

Why. Just. Why

Isa
Community Member
10 months ago

And oldie but a goodie...

desert29rat
Community Member
10 months ago

Let us know when you find the wishbone.

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#9

Brooke Shields

Brooke Shields

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost an important part of your life"

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Molly Universe
Community Member
10 months ago

Truth.

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#10

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

When asked what political party he’d support if he was old enough to vote, Bieber responded: “I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.”

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Molly Universe
Community Member
10 months ago

Everything he says is just... ugh.

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#11

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Asked whether he supported gay marriage, Arnold replied, "No, I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
10 months ago (edited)

gay = happy over here

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#12

Kellie Pickler

Kellie Pickler

"I thought Europe was a country."

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Shireen
Community Member
10 months ago

She said this on a trivia game show and the host of the show was rude to her it still makes me angry; he said something that ended with "because you're a woman"...

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#13

Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian"

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Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch
Community Member
10 months ago

It was just a small mistake. Everyone needs to just Chile out.

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#14

Dalai Lama

Dalai Lama

“I mean, if a female Dalai Lama come, then she must be very attractive. Otherwise not much use.”

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Terd Fergison
Community Member
10 months ago

Buddhism, just like almost every religion is misogynistic.

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#15

Sienna Miller

Sienna Miller

"I love them. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is."


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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
10 months ago

the pessimist says it can't get more worse but the optimist says ofcourse it can

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#16

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian

Kim on her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries: "I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."

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Molly Universe
Community Member
10 months ago

*That's* the one you chose? An internet search reveals that pretty much everything she says is dumb.

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#17

Craig T. Nelson

Craig T. Nelson

"I've been on foodstamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No."

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Brandi VanSteenwyk
Community Member
10 months ago (edited)

And... What exactly are foodstamps and welfare if they aren't "help"?? Well, I suppose some people consider them a lifestyle....

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#18

Bill O'reilly

Bill O'reilly

"I’ll tell you why [religion’s] not a scam. In my opinion, all right? Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can explain why the tide goes in…"


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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
10 months ago

maybe the gravitational forces of the the moon

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#19

Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes

To Rihanna "Chris Brown Beat You Because You're Not Pretty Enough"

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
10 months ago

no Amanda he beat her because he took her for granted and wasn't taught you can't hurt anybody else's body

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#20

Geraldo Rivera

Geraldo Rivera

“I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters, particularly, to not let their young children go out wearing hoodies. I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin’s death as George Zimmerman was.” 

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Terd Fergison
Community Member
10 months ago

Just an evil and stupid statement.

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#21

Kelly Osbourne

Kelly Osbourne

"If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilets, Donald Trump?"

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Warren Hall
Community Member
10 months ago

How about... you!

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#22

Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney

"I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love."

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Elizabeth Schuyler
Community Member
10 months ago

TL;DR: I LIKE AMERICA

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#23

David Beckham

David Beckham

"We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion."

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Brandi VanSteenwyk
Community Member
10 months ago

In his defense, "Christening" is in reference to "Christ" and Christianity and thus, could apply to multiple religious rituals/rites.

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#24

Dan Quayle

Dan Quayle

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"

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solostxrx
Community Member
10 months ago

Earth: I'm about to take this guy's existence

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#25

Madonna

Madonna

"Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion."

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solostxrx
Community Member
10 months ago

And everyone is entitled to my opinion about you not being entitled to your opinion.

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#26

Elizabeth Hurley

Elizabeth Hurley

"I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat. I went to see her clothes in the exhibition, and I wanted to take a tape measure and measure what her hips were. (laughter) She was very big.”

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FloC
Community Member
10 months ago

Big or not, in 2019, I am sure that there are more people who knows who is Marilyn Monroe than people who knows who is Liz Hurley.

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#27

George Gobel

George Gobel

"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

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Alia G.
Community Member
10 months ago

This was obviously a joke, he was literally a comedian

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#28

Lena Dunham

Lena Dunham

“Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had.”

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Jesper Rasmussen
Community Member
10 months ago

Yup - such a hoot to have those.

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#29

Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone

"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush."

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
10 months ago

the nervous breakdown he will have when informed that a paintbrush is non - living commodity.

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#30

Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz

“I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”

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Ben Smith
Community Member
10 months ago

Seems like that’s taken out of context...

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