Everyone says something stupid from time to time. Though, most of us probably get away with it pretty easily, since people just laugh it off and forget about our silly brain farts pretty fast. However, if you're famous then it's a completely different story. It appears that everything a celebrity says (or tweets) is carefully logged on the internet and available at all times. Especially if that person doesn't appear to be the smartest cookie in the jar.

We here at Bored Panda decided to dig into that cloud of shame and find out what are the most clueless things celebrities have said. From funny to completely delusional, the quotes will certainly make you feel better that you're not the one who said these things in public. Scroll below to read the list!

#1

Carl Everett

Carl Everett

"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex."

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Terd Fergison
Community Member
1 year ago

Someone please put him back in school. Sports and religion both seem to be against critical thinking.

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#2

Shaquille O’Neal

Shaquille O’Neal

Reporter: “Did you visit the Parthenon during your trip to Greece?” Shaquille O’Neal: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs we went to.”

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Shireen
Community Member
1 year ago

😂

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#3

Kanye West

Kanye West

"I actually don't like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all."

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Sardonic Scribe
Community Member
1 year ago

This guy needs help.

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#4

Britney Spears

Britney Spears

"I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa"

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Jenn Unicorn Popping
Community Member
1 year ago

There's a whole lot of wrong in that one smh

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#5

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

"No, no, I didn’t go to England, I went to London."

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
1 year ago

I don't live in North America. I live in the United States of America

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#6

Jaden Smith

Jaden Smith

“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”

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Marcellus the Third
Community Member
1 year ago

It would make zero difference to intelligence, but now with an uneducated society.

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#7

Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera

"So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
1 year ago

I don't know why they choose France every year over other countries.

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#8

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.”

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Chege Mary
Community Member
1 year ago

👏👏👏 to the guy who came up with 'Chicken of the sea.' that was clever

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#9

Brooke Shields

Brooke Shields

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost an important part of your life"

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Molly Universe
Community Member
1 year ago

Truth.

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#10

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

When asked what political party he’d support if he was old enough to vote, Bieber responded: “I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.”

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Molly Universe
Community Member
1 year ago

Everything he says is just... ugh.

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#11

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Asked whether he supported gay marriage, Arnold replied, "No, I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

gay = happy over here

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#12

Kellie Pickler

Kellie Pickler

"I thought Europe was a country."

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Shireen
Community Member
1 year ago

She said this on a trivia game show and the host of the show was rude to her it still makes me angry; he said something that ended with "because you're a woman"...

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#13

Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian"

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Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch
Community Member
1 year ago

It was just a small mistake. Everyone needs to just Chile out.

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#14

Dalai Lama

Dalai Lama

“I mean, if a female Dalai Lama come, then she must be very attractive. Otherwise not much use.”

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Terd Fergison
Community Member
1 year ago

Buddhism, just like almost every religion is misogynistic.

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#15

Sienna Miller

Sienna Miller

"I love them. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is."


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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
1 year ago

the pessimist says it can't get more worse but the optimist says ofcourse it can

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#16

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian

Kim on her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries: "I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."

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Molly Universe
Community Member
1 year ago

*That's* the one you chose? An internet search reveals that pretty much everything she says is dumb.

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#17

Craig T. Nelson

Craig T. Nelson

"I've been on foodstamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No."

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Brandi VanSteenwyk
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

And... What exactly are foodstamps and welfare if they aren't "help"?? Well, I suppose some people consider them a lifestyle....

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#18

Bill O'reilly

Bill O'reilly

"I’ll tell you why [religion’s] not a scam. In my opinion, all right? Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can explain why the tide goes in…"


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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
1 year ago

maybe the gravitational forces of the the moon

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#19

Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes

To Rihanna "Chris Brown Beat You Because You're Not Pretty Enough"

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
1 year ago

no Amanda he beat her because he took her for granted and wasn't taught you can't hurt anybody else's body

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#20

Geraldo Rivera

Geraldo Rivera

“I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters, particularly, to not let their young children go out wearing hoodies. I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin’s death as George Zimmerman was.” 

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Terd Fergison
Community Member
1 year ago

Just an evil and stupid statement.

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#21

Kelly Osbourne

Kelly Osbourne

"If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilets, Donald Trump?"

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Warren Hall
Community Member
1 year ago

How about... you!

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#22

Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney

"I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love."

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Elizabeth Schuyler
Community Member
1 year ago

TL;DR: I LIKE AMERICA

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#23

David Beckham

David Beckham

"We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion."

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Brandi VanSteenwyk
Community Member
1 year ago

In his defense, "Christening" is in reference to "Christ" and Christianity and thus, could apply to multiple religious rituals/rites.

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#24

Dan Quayle

Dan Quayle

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"

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solostxrx
Community Member
1 year ago

Earth: I'm about to take this guy's existence

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#25

Madonna

Madonna

"Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion."

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solostxrx
Community Member
1 year ago

And everyone is entitled to my opinion about you not being entitled to your opinion.

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#26

Elizabeth Hurley

Elizabeth Hurley

"I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat. I went to see her clothes in the exhibition, and I wanted to take a tape measure and measure what her hips were. (laughter) She was very big.”

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FloC
Community Member
1 year ago

Big or not, in 2019, I am sure that there are more people who knows who is Marilyn Monroe than people who knows who is Liz Hurley.

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#27

George Gobel

George Gobel

"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

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Alia G.
Community Member
1 year ago

This was obviously a joke, he was literally a comedian

Hawk Grimm
Community Member
6 months ago

I've heard that joke plenty.

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Marcellus the Third
Community Member
1 year ago

"Celebrity" George Gobel? Also, given that he was a stand-up comic and said something funny --- why is he on this list!?!

Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
1 year ago

likewise if weren't for trees, we'd all be eating apples from factories

Jasmine Walker
Community Member
1 year ago

If it were for factories, we'd all have to get out bees from honey

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Jjjane20
Community Member
1 year ago

Well, he's not wrong. We could. No one says the TV has to be turned on to watch it, right?

BusLady
Community Member
1 year ago

Will you be here all week? 😂

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Bettye McKee
Community Member
1 year ago

This was his style of humor. Loved him. Lonesome George.

John Dannar Jr.
Community Member
1 year ago

"Well I'll be a dirty bird".

Lois Matelan
Community Member
1 year ago

WRONG!! That was not misspeaking--that was one of George's jokes--no more than referring to his wife as "spooky ol' Alice!"

Paw Paw
Community Member
1 year ago

Geez - that's an old one. He said that way back in the 60's. My grandfather quoted that to me years ago.

Paizleypie
Community Member
2 months ago

Sounds like something Yogi Berra would've said.

Lydia Reaves
Community Member
5 months ago

What a dueche nozzle!

SerenaEeveePrincess
Community Member
10 months ago

*bangs head on table*

Bunny Lady
Community Member
1 year ago

Pahahahaha!

Leesa DeAndrea
Community Member
1 year ago

He was a comedian. This is obviously a joke.

Dorothy Parker
Community Member
1 year ago

He knew what he was saying. These are the jokes. Doesn't belong here.

Nadine Francis
Community Member
1 year ago

That was part of his act back in the day, at least he didn't have to lower himself to using the F-Bomb every other word!

Salmaan Hashim
Community Member
1 year ago

He was a comedian

Danny Heath
Community Member
1 year ago

yep! OMG

Barbara Cochrane
Community Member
1 year ago

This was part of his routine. As he has gone to that great comedy club in the sky, I doubt if he worries about anyone thinking that this was something dumb that he seriously said. 🌷

Ann McNeil
Community Member
1 year ago

That's a joke, not something stupid that he just pulled out of the air. I've been saying this same thing for years because I heard him say it once in a routine.

Ms Phit
Community Member
1 year ago

Who?

Warren Hall
Community Member
1 year ago

That is really humorous.

Lemon
Community Member
1 year ago

Umm - u dumb bro - no offense

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#28

Lena Dunham

Lena Dunham

“Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had.”

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Jesper Rasmussen
Community Member
1 year ago

Yup - such a hoot to have those.

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#29

Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone

"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush."

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
1 year ago

the nervous breakdown he will have when informed that a paintbrush is non - living commodity.

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#30

Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz

“I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”

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Ben Smith
Community Member
1 year ago

Seems like that’s taken out of context...

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