Everyone says something stupid from time to time. Though, most of us probably get away with it pretty easily, since people just laugh it off and forget about our silly brain farts pretty fast. However, if you're one of the famous people then it's a completely different story. It appears that everything a popular celebrity says (or tweets) is carefully logged on the internet and available at all times. Especially if that person doesn't appear to be the smartest cookie in the jar or is lacking some basic education, then that kooky celebrity quote is going to be here forever.
We here at Bored Panda decided to dig into that cloud of shame and find out what are the most stupid quotes that were said by Hollywood stars and famous people from different paths of stardom. From funny to completely delusional, these interesting quotes will certainly make you feel better that you're not the one who said these things in public. Scroll below to read the dumb quotes list!
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Carl Everett
"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex."
Someone please put him back in school. Sports and religion both seem to be against critical thinking.
Shaquille O’Neal
Reporter: “Did you visit the Parthenon during your trip to Greece?”
Shaquille O’Neal: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs we went to.”
Kanye West
"I actually don't like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all."
Britney Spears
"I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa"
Paris Hilton
"No, no, I didn’t go to England, I went to London."
I don't live in North America. I live in the United States of America
Jaden Smith
“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”
It would make zero difference to intelligence, but now with an uneducated society.
Christina Aguilera
"So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
I don't know why they choose France every year over other countries.
Jessica Simpson
“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.”
Brooke Shields
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost an important part of your life"
Justin Bieber
When asked what political party he’d support if he was old enough to vote, Bieber responded: “I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Asked whether he supported gay marriage, Arnold replied, "No, I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
Mike Tyson
"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian"
It was just a small mistake. Everyone needs to just Chile out.
Dalai Lama
“I mean, if a female Dalai Lama come, then she must be very attractive. Otherwise not much use.”
Sienna Miller
"I love them. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is."
the pessimist says it can't get more worse but the optimist says ofcourse it can
Kim Kardashian
Kim on her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries: "I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."
*That's* the one you chose? An internet search reveals that pretty much everything she says is dumb.
Craig T. Nelson
"I've been on foodstamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No."
And... What exactly are foodstamps and welfare if they aren't "help"?? Well, I suppose some people consider them a lifestyle....
Bill O'reilly
"I’ll tell you why [religion’s] not a scam. In my opinion, all right? Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can explain why the tide goes in…"
Amanda Bynes
To Rihanna "Chris Brown Beat You Because You're Not Pretty Enough"
no Amanda he beat her because he took her for granted and wasn't taught you can't hurt anybody else's body
Geraldo Rivera
“I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters, particularly, to not let their young children go out wearing hoodies. I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin’s death as George Zimmerman was.”
Kelly Osbourne
"If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilets, Donald Trump?"
Mitt Romney
"I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love."
David Beckham
"We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion."
In his defense, "Christening" is in reference to "Christ" and Christianity and thus, could apply to multiple religious rituals/rites.
Madonna
"Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion."
Elizabeth Hurley
"I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat. I went to see her clothes in the exhibition, and I wanted to take a tape measure and measure what her hips were. (laughter) She was very big.”
Big or not, in 2019, I am sure that there are more people who knows who is Marilyn Monroe than people who knows who is Liz Hurley.
And WONDERFUL curves at that!! So much, that the "style" is coming back!
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Marilyn is a freaking GODDESS compared to what ever Liz thinks she could EVER BE!
Marilyn was tiny! She had period when she appeared fuller but she was pregnant at the time. Most photos I see of her, she had extra great body, slim but with lovely curves. Anyone who calls that fat is stupid, and even extra stupid for saying that she would kill herself if she had that body. That body was amazing! I would work out like crazy if I had any chance to achieve that.
I don't see the problem with boredpanDaman's post but I'm probably blind.
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Is this idiot the woman who was Hugh Grant's girlfriend when he had that "incident" in the USA? Because her name rings a (tiny) bell, but I don't remember seeing her in any film. She's an idiot, anyway, so, who cares what she thinks?
that's true ,actually. she was not FAT, but she was not thin like models and actresses of the era
Actually, most models & actresses back then were bigger.
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Thanks for letting us know we are worth nothing and should kill ourselves because we're not bone thin... Marilyn Monroe was and is an icon years after her death...will you be able to claim the same?!?!??!!?
The female disease: women who think body fat is the end of the world.
Literally only know her for 'Bedazzled' back in the 90's. She can't act and her whole life centres around her looks so this isn't shocking for her.
And she was skinny as a teenage boy at that time. Not very well looking or healthy.
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To begin with, Monroe's size varied throughout her career. Towards the end of her life, she became rather thin. It concerned people who knew her. Hard to say if she was dieting, or was just ill from her pill addiction and mental health issues. I like to think that if she were alive today, that she could have been able to get the treatment she needed.
Marilyn was actually really tiny by today’s standard. Curvy, yes, but her waist was tiny. She definitely wasn’t fat.
Marilyn Monroe was a beautiful woman! If I had a body like hers I would be in seventh heaven! I think Liz is just extremely jealous!
The impossibly gorgeous Marilyn was not a tall woman and the actual measures of 90-60-90cms were the new beauty-barometer after her. She has a healthy, perfect and stunning body. So sad she was miserably depressed and jumped into the abyss so soon, because everybody agrees she was a kind human and an actual pretty smart piece of a perfect woman, you dumb, superficial creature.
Wow this is awful! Didn't hugh Grant cheat on you with a prostitute? Yeah he did? ok STFU
You would actually die to have a body like hers and no one will remember your name even if you had it.
It's funny, I'm pretty sure Marilyn would have said the same thing about Hurley's skinny brain cells.
From the woman who gets her son to take all her revealing pix for social media......
I'd argue that Marilyn Monroe was a gazillion times more sexy than this moron
Why don't people kill themselves because they are stupid instead?
I don't even know what to say about this! Amazing that something that stupid can come from some not totally high or drunk!
Have you looked at the size of your pores, you ridiculous do nothing has been?
Are you kidding me? She wasn't fat at all. I believe she was like a size 6
Marilyn Monroe was a caricature, created by Hollywood stylists, ruthless management, and even more ruthless studio executives, from a different era when 'curves' and 'shape' by modern standards would be considered somewhat chunky. Look at the Hollywood scrapheap of actresses who were groomed, chewed up, then spat out (often with crippling addiction and self esteem problems - the list is endless). In many ways, Elizabeth Hurley's comment punctuates this perfectly, and ironically. Nothing changes.
Yeah she was big. But she is also successful. Also, who the f*ck cares how big you are?
She was not big. That is a distorted view of what is healthy.
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shut up Liz Hurley... she was gorgeous and an Icon... you are not so much. SMH
George Gobel
"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
Lena Dunham
“Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had.”
Sylvester Stallone
"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush."
the nervous breakdown he will have when informed that a paintbrush is non - living commodity.
Cameron Diaz
“I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”
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Let us not forget Sir Cheeto, king of lies: "I have a great relationship with the blacks." "The beauty of me is that I'm very rich." "Grab them by the pussy." "I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her." I can keep going.
Dumb, yes, but human nonetheless…show me a Panda who never said anything dumb!
"Celebrities".... I had to google half of them cause I've never seen or heard about them
Nothing about Katy Perry and buffalo wings??? It was so popular Pizza Hut even hired her to be in a commercial.
I love this,and i love when people from hollywood teach us about morals,politics,world views ect
How about the vast majority of what Charlie Sheen has said. Or some of George W. Bushism's.
Why seem so many Americans do not know about geography or other countries history?
I was on holiday recently in Botswana where the guide told us that an overseas visitor had been watching the hippos, and when one climbed out of the river she commented 'Oh- I didn't know they had legs'. Of course, everyone knows that they are 1 ton inflatable grey balloons.
Kelly Pickler has said much worse. She is playing the "dumb blonde" card on purpose
Yeah, I think many influencers and celebrities are doing that. Easy way to get attention (= more money). Kinda smart actually
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So basically this was a rant about people saying things in a moment where they misspoke or misunderstood something, or were misunderstood, or just plain got something wrong, and everyone gets to gang up on them for making mistakes? This society is so sad that we must take the time to point out the faults of others and make fun of them. So very sad. I do hope our society can grow up one day.
Elizabeth Hurley's remark was nasty and vicious.
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Trump was like,"We will build a wall. A great big beautiful wall. And a wall in colorado." Fans:*** Hit blunt Trump: Mexicans will not come thru the border of colorado!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
Let us not forget Sir Cheeto, king of lies: "I have a great relationship with the blacks." "The beauty of me is that I'm very rich." "Grab them by the pussy." "I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her." I can keep going.
Dumb, yes, but human nonetheless…show me a Panda who never said anything dumb!
"Celebrities".... I had to google half of them cause I've never seen or heard about them
Nothing about Katy Perry and buffalo wings??? It was so popular Pizza Hut even hired her to be in a commercial.
I love this,and i love when people from hollywood teach us about morals,politics,world views ect
How about the vast majority of what Charlie Sheen has said. Or some of George W. Bushism's.
Why seem so many Americans do not know about geography or other countries history?
I was on holiday recently in Botswana where the guide told us that an overseas visitor had been watching the hippos, and when one climbed out of the river she commented 'Oh- I didn't know they had legs'. Of course, everyone knows that they are 1 ton inflatable grey balloons.
Kelly Pickler has said much worse. She is playing the "dumb blonde" card on purpose
Yeah, I think many influencers and celebrities are doing that. Easy way to get attention (= more money). Kinda smart actually
Load More Replies... So basically this was a rant about people saying things in a moment where they misspoke or misunderstood something, or were misunderstood, or just plain got something wrong, and everyone gets to gang up on them for making mistakes? This society is so sad that we must take the time to point out the faults of others and make fun of them. So very sad. I do hope our society can grow up one day.
Elizabeth Hurley's remark was nasty and vicious.
Load More Replies... Trump was like,"We will build a wall. A great big beautiful wall. And a wall in colorado." Fans:*** Hit blunt Trump: Mexicans will not come thru the border of colorado!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
