Everyone says something stupid from time to time. Though, most of us probably get away with it pretty easily, since people just laugh it off and forget about our silly brain farts pretty fast. However, if you're one of the famous people then it's a completely different story. It appears that everything a popular celebrity says (or tweets) is carefully logged on the internet and available at all times. Especially if that person doesn't appear to be the smartest cookie in the jar or is lacking some basic education, then that kooky celebrity quote is going to be here forever.

We here at Bored Panda decided to dig into that cloud of shame and find out what are the most stupid quotes that were said by Hollywood stars and famous people from different paths of stardom. From funny to completely delusional, these interesting quotes will certainly make you feel better that you're not the one who said these things in public. Scroll below to read the dumb quotes list!

#1

Carl Everett

Carl Everett

"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex."

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Terd Fergison
Community Member
1 year ago

Someone please put him back in school. Sports and religion both seem to be against critical thinking.

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#2

Shaquille O’Neal

Shaquille O’Neal

Reporter: “Did you visit the Parthenon during your trip to Greece?”
Shaquille O’Neal: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs we went to.”

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Shireen
Community Member
1 year ago

😂

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#3

Kanye West

Kanye West

"I actually don't like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all."

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Sardonic Scribe
Community Member
1 year ago

This guy needs help.

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#4

Britney Spears

Britney Spears

"I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa"

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Jenn Unicorn Popping
Community Member
1 year ago

There's a whole lot of wrong in that one smh

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#5

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

"No, no, I didn’t go to England, I went to London."

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
1 year ago

I don't live in North America. I live in the United States of America

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#6

Jaden Smith

Jaden Smith

“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”

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Marcellus the Third
Community Member
1 year ago

It would make zero difference to intelligence, but now with an uneducated society.

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#7

Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera

"So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
1 year ago

I don't know why they choose France every year over other countries.

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#8

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.”

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Chege Mary
Community Member
1 year ago

👏👏👏 to the guy who came up with 'Chicken of the sea.' that was clever

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#9

Brooke Shields

Brooke Shields

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost an important part of your life"

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Molly Universe
Community Member
1 year ago

Truth.

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#10

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

When asked what political party he’d support if he was old enough to vote, Bieber responded: “I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.”

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Molly Universe
Community Member
1 year ago

Everything he says is just... ugh.

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#11

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Asked whether he supported gay marriage, Arnold replied, "No, I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

gay = happy over here

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#12

Kellie Pickler

Kellie Pickler

"I thought Europe was a country."

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Shireen
Community Member
1 year ago

She said this on a trivia game show and the host of the show was rude to her it still makes me angry; he said something that ended with "because you're a woman"...

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#13

Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian"

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Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch
Community Member
1 year ago

It was just a small mistake. Everyone needs to just Chile out.

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#14

Dalai Lama

Dalai Lama

“I mean, if a female Dalai Lama come, then she must be very attractive. Otherwise not much use.”

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Terd Fergison
Community Member
1 year ago

Buddhism, just like almost every religion is misogynistic.

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#15

Sienna Miller

Sienna Miller

"I love them. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is."


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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
1 year ago

the pessimist says it can't get more worse but the optimist says ofcourse it can

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#16

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian

Kim on her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries: "I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."

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Molly Universe
Community Member
1 year ago

*That's* the one you chose? An internet search reveals that pretty much everything she says is dumb.

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#17

Craig T. Nelson

Craig T. Nelson

"I've been on foodstamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No."

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Brandi VanSteenwyk
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

And... What exactly are foodstamps and welfare if they aren't "help"?? Well, I suppose some people consider them a lifestyle....

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#18

Bill O'reilly

Bill O'reilly

"I’ll tell you why [religion’s] not a scam. In my opinion, all right? Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can explain why the tide goes in…"


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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
1 year ago

maybe the gravitational forces of the the moon

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#19

Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes

To Rihanna "Chris Brown Beat You Because You're Not Pretty Enough"

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
1 year ago

no Amanda he beat her because he took her for granted and wasn't taught you can't hurt anybody else's body

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#20

Geraldo Rivera

Geraldo Rivera

“I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters, particularly, to not let their young children go out wearing hoodies. I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin’s death as George Zimmerman was.” 

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Terd Fergison
Community Member
1 year ago

Just an evil and stupid statement.

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#21

Kelly Osbourne

Kelly Osbourne

"If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilets, Donald Trump?"

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Warren Hall
Community Member
1 year ago

How about... you!

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#22

Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney

"I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love."

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Elizabeth Schuyler
Community Member
1 year ago

TL;DR: I LIKE AMERICA

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#23

David Beckham

David Beckham

"We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion."

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Brandi VanSteenwyk
Community Member
1 year ago

In his defense, "Christening" is in reference to "Christ" and Christianity and thus, could apply to multiple religious rituals/rites.

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#24

Dan Quayle

Dan Quayle

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"

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solostxrx
Community Member
1 year ago

Earth: I'm about to take this guy's existence

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#25

Madonna

Madonna

"Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion."

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solostxrx
Community Member
1 year ago

And everyone is entitled to my opinion about you not being entitled to your opinion.

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#26

Elizabeth Hurley

Elizabeth Hurley

"I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat. I went to see her clothes in the exhibition, and I wanted to take a tape measure and measure what her hips were. (laughter) She was very big.”

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FloC
Community Member
1 year ago

Big or not, in 2019, I am sure that there are more people who knows who is Marilyn Monroe than people who knows who is Liz Hurley.

Theresa Tzitzira
Community Member
1 year ago

Excellent remark!!!

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Char Char
Community Member
1 year ago

Marilyn had CURVES Liz, you plastic stick moron.

Jasmine Walker
Community Member
1 year ago

And WONDERFUL curves at that!! So much, that the "style" is coming back!

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Kel Gal
Community Member
1 year ago

What a bitchy thing to say.

Jasmine Walker
Community Member
1 year ago

Right!

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Amber Cook
Community Member
1 year ago

Marilyn is a freaking GODDESS compared to what ever Liz thinks she could EVER BE!

Biljana Malesevic
Community Member
1 year ago

Marilyn was tiny! She had period when she appeared fuller but she was pregnant at the time. Most photos I see of her, she had extra great body, slim but with lovely curves. Anyone who calls that fat is stupid, and even extra stupid for saying that she would kill herself if she had that body. That body was amazing! I would work out like crazy if I had any chance to achieve that.

Hawk Grimm
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

I don't see the problem with boredpanDaman's post but I'm probably blind.

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hobbitly
Community Member
1 year ago

You would rather kill yourself than be fat? Wow.

TheBlackPanda
Community Member
1 year ago

Marilyn Monroe was fat? Wow lol the beauty standards these days

María Hermida
Community Member
1 year ago

Is this idiot the woman who was Hugh Grant's girlfriend when he had that "incident" in the USA? Because her name rings a (tiny) bell, but I don't remember seeing her in any film. She's an idiot, anyway, so, who cares what she thinks?

Marvel Boy
Community Member
1 year ago

U apparently do

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Jo Choto
Community Member
1 year ago

What a pathetic woman.

Alex K
Community Member
1 year ago

that's true ,actually. she was not FAT, but she was not thin like models and actresses of the era

Suzi Gauthier
Community Member
1 year ago

Actually, most models & actresses back then were bigger.

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Laurie Stringer
Community Member
1 year ago

Thanks for letting us know we are worth nothing and should kill ourselves because we're not bone thin... Marilyn Monroe was and is an icon years after her death...will you be able to claim the same?!?!??!!?

Analyn Lahr
Community Member
1 year ago

She wasn't fat! She was gorgeous.

Tina Beato
Community Member
1 year ago

I'd like to smack her

Bear_Panda_dear
Community Member
1 year ago

Who is she? Jeez I ain't never heard of Elizabeth Hurley

Victoria Pitt
Community Member
1 year ago

The female disease: women who think body fat is the end of the world.

Laura Doherty
Community Member
1 year ago

Literally only know her for 'Bedazzled' back in the 90's. She can't act and her whole life centres around her looks so this isn't shocking for her.

Ms E
Community Member
1 year ago

And she was skinny as a teenage boy at that time. Not very well looking or healthy.

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Shelley Jennings
Community Member
1 year ago

Jealous much?

Callie Ge
Community Member
1 year ago

You’re a stupid twat. You WISH you had half as much sex appeal as Marilyn had.

BusLady
Community Member
1 year ago

To begin with, Monroe's size varied throughout her career. Towards the end of her life, she became rather thin. It concerned people who knew her. Hard to say if she was dieting, or was just ill from her pill addiction and mental health issues. I like to think that if she were alive today, that she could have been able to get the treatment she needed.

Nicole Antoku
Community Member
1 year ago

Marilyn was actually really tiny by today’s standard. Curvy, yes, but her waist was tiny. She definitely wasn’t fat.

Cindy Snow
Community Member
1 year ago

Wow Liz. Just stfu maybe?

Vaida Kuodytė
Community Member
1 year ago

You. Basic. Bitch. D<

Bunny Lady
Community Member
1 year ago

Marilyn Monroe was a beautiful woman! If I had a body like hers I would be in seventh heaven! I think Liz is just extremely jealous!

Cindy Collins
Community Member
1 year ago

Wow! What a mean thing to say.

Corina Alvarez Loeblich
Community Member
1 year ago

The impossibly gorgeous Marilyn was not a tall woman and the actual measures of 90-60-90cms were the new beauty-barometer after her. She has a healthy, perfect and stunning body. So sad she was miserably depressed and jumped into the abyss so soon, because everybody agrees she was a kind human and an actual pretty smart piece of a perfect woman, you dumb, superficial creature.

Beigewood
Community Member
1 year ago

Holy cow screw you Elizabeth Hurley!

Kjorn
Community Member
1 year ago

curves it's what make woman beautiful!

Gaya K
Community Member
3 months ago

Please go right ahead and off yourself. The world needs less people like you around.

Crystal Chandels
Community Member
8 months ago

Liz Hurley is as shallow as they come.

Lydia Reaves
Community Member
12 months ago

She probably actually ate food Liz!

Ellen Turner
Community Member
1 year ago

Liz is a jerk AND an ableist, since Marylin took her own life.

Maria Rohlen
Community Member
1 year ago

You would actually die to have a body like hers and no one will remember your name even if you had it.

Isog Sargent
Community Member
1 year ago

Marilyn was a size 12

Redfox
Community Member
1 year ago

I have the exact same measurements as Marilyn Monroe's and I am always being told I am too skinny!

Lou Herout
Community Member
1 year ago

It's funny, I'm pretty sure Marilyn would have said the same thing about Hurley's skinny brain cells.

Debbie
Community Member
1 year ago

Sigh!

marmitejim
Community Member
1 year ago

From the woman who gets her son to take all her revealing pix for social media......

Carmen Honacker
Community Member
1 year ago

I'd argue that Marilyn Monroe was a gazillion times more sexy than this moron

Leesa DeAndrea
Community Member
1 year ago

Monroe wasn't an emaciated stick like her.

Diane Phillips-Herman
Community Member
1 year ago

Why don't people kill themselves because they are stupid instead?

Danny Heath
Community Member
1 year ago

I don't even know what to say about this! Amazing that something that stupid can come from some not totally high or drunk!

Grumble O'Pug
Community Member
1 year ago

Have you looked at the size of your pores, you ridiculous do nothing has been?

Sharon Vaughn
Community Member
1 year ago

This child has some serious image issues.

Karin Morris
Community Member
1 year ago

Are you kidding me? She wasn't fat at all. I believe she was like a size 6

Amanda Guthery
Community Member
1 year ago

To her she would be. Because Liz is a stick she’s very skinny.

Ms E
Community Member
1 year ago

Clearly, she did not know about Marilyn's life and that she had health problems. What a heartless comment. Marilyn was never big. Girls today are too skinny.

Kelly Hartle
Community Member
1 year ago

Some people don't look at weight when they're defining beauty.

Christina Sersif
Community Member
1 year ago

Wow if she met me she’s think I was a whale. What a c*nt

Unaffected
Community Member
1 year ago

Even dead Marylin was more beautiful than Hurley

Jamie Wallace
Community Member
1 year ago

Marilyn Monroe was a caricature, created by Hollywood stylists, ruthless management, and even more ruthless studio executives, from a different era when 'curves' and 'shape' by modern standards would be considered somewhat chunky. Look at the Hollywood scrapheap of actresses who were groomed, chewed up, then spat out (often with crippling addiction and self esteem problems - the list is endless). In many ways, Elizabeth Hurley's comment punctuates this perfectly, and ironically. Nothing changes.

Lily Dennard
Community Member
1 year ago

Just more 2 love

Lotus Queen
Community Member
1 year ago

Yeah she was big. But she is also successful. Also, who the f*ck cares how big you are?

BeenElle
Community Member
1 year ago

She was not big. That is a distorted view of what is healthy.

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Nofar Cohen
Community Member
1 year ago

wow

Lisa Leone
Community Member
1 year ago

shut up Liz Hurley... she was gorgeous and an Icon... you are not so much. SMH

boredpanDaman
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1 year ago

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whats wrong with this? shes even laughing. dont be mean people

juice
Community Member
1 year ago

she's the one being mean

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#27

George Gobel

George Gobel

"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

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Alia G.
Community Member
1 year ago

This was obviously a joke, he was literally a comedian

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#28

Lena Dunham

Lena Dunham

“Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had.”

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Jesper Rasmussen
Community Member
1 year ago

Yup - such a hoot to have those.

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#29

Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone

"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush."

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
1 year ago

the nervous breakdown he will have when informed that a paintbrush is non - living commodity.

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#30

Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz

“I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”

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Ben Smith
Community Member
1 year ago

Seems like that’s taken out of context...

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