Everyone says something stupid from time to time. Though, most of us probably get away with it pretty easily, since people just laugh it off and forget about our silly brain farts pretty fast. However, if you're famous then it's a completely different story. It appears that everything a celebrity says (or tweets) is carefully logged on the internet and available at all times. Especially if that person doesn't appear to be the smartest cookie in the jar.

We here at Bored Panda decided to dig into that cloud of shame and find out what are the most clueless things celebrities have said. From funny to completely delusional, the quotes will certainly make you feel better that you're not the one who said these things in public. Scroll below to read the list!

#1

Carl Everett

Carl Everett

"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex."

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Terd Fergison
Community Member
11 months ago

Someone please put him back in school. Sports and religion both seem to be against critical thinking.

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#2

Shaquille O’Neal

Shaquille O’Neal

Reporter: “Did you visit the Parthenon during your trip to Greece?” Shaquille O’Neal: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs we went to.”

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Shireen
Community Member
11 months ago

😂

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#3

Kanye West

Kanye West

"I actually don't like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all."

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Sardonic Scribe
Community Member
11 months ago

This guy needs help.

TropicalPanda
Community Member
11 months ago

More so the people who follow him/idolize him..

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Molly Universe
Community Member
11 months ago

This honestly sounds like a Trump Quote

Aria Whitaker
Community Member
11 months ago

well, he IS a fan...

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Harleen
Community Member
11 months ago

Kanye has never said anything intelligent, so is it really surprising to see him in this thread?

Kath Leen
Community Member
11 months ago

this explains everything including the jail slippers

Jenn Unicorn Popping
Community Member
11 months ago

I think we already thought that??

Unicornstar
Community Member
10 months ago

Probably because he has so little to think with.

Raine Soo
Community Member
10 months ago

He does not think. Yep, that's pretty obvious.

Jo Choto
Community Member
10 months ago

How do you pick just the one thing with this wacko?

WillemPenn
Community Member
10 months ago

"I think, therefore I am," -- Descartes (1637). "I don't think, therefore I am rich, mf-as!." -- Kanye (2016)

Samantha Comerford
Community Member
10 months ago

He’s a complete idiot anyway , so this doesn’t suprise me at all

Tee
Community Member
10 months ago

That explains your clothing line

Cindy Snow
Community Member
10 months ago

Ugliest shoes ever

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boredpanDaman
Community Member
10 months ago

i think hes honest. but hes been thinking about thinking lately, it seems

BusLady
Community Member
10 months ago

What do you expect from someone who married into the Kardashian clan?

Sharon Lock
Community Member
10 months ago

It shows darlin . It really shows

Smiley Rie
Community Member
10 months ago

Perhaps if he thought more he wouldn't say such ridiculous things!

Missy Barton
Community Member
10 months ago

I'm not surprised

Kristin Stuthard-Mendoza
Community Member
10 months ago

We can tell.

Molly A. Block
Community Member
10 months ago

And this idiot wants to run for President? What a FOOL!

Matthew Smith
Community Member
10 months ago

And this twat considers himself to be god, he can't even speak.

MagicalUnicorn
Community Member
10 months ago

he's prime example why people should pass exam before reproduction

Gogamash
Community Member
10 months ago

Strange, but I believe him :-)

Jinal P
Community Member
10 months ago

I honestly believe that. That would explain everything

Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
Community Member
10 months ago

Good quote, it really shows in his life.

Mikyla McEwen
Community Member
10 months ago

Reminds me of a Dr Seuss story

debrina blackmoon
Community Member
10 months ago

don't insult Dr. Seuss

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Crystal Lyons
Community Member
11 months ago

He is stating the obvious, based on the things he says.

Sarcasticow
Community Member
11 months ago

Taking into account his mental illnesses, including bipolar, that I also have to happen... I seriously couldn't agree more! I wish I could stop thinking too.

Lydia Reaves
Community Member
2 months ago

No worries!😬

Patrick O'Brien
Community Member
9 months ago

If you don't like it, don't do it. What do you think of that?

Joanne Hudson
Community Member
9 months ago

Shows

Maria Rohlen
Community Member
10 months ago

No one think you're thinking ...

TC
Community Member
10 months ago

I don't know what to think...

My O My
Community Member
10 months ago

It does explain alot

Red Wyvern Emperor
Community Member
10 months ago

Yup, we noticed.

Abbas Fahmy
Community Member
10 months ago

Duh !! ... you need a brain for that !

Lou Herout
Community Member
10 months ago

Yeah, we noticed.

Teri Donovan
Community Member
10 months ago

Clearly.

Sue Clifford
Community Member
10 months ago

I’ll have to think about this one.🙄

Arlene Reber
Community Member
10 months ago

We know.

Carmen Honacker
Community Member
10 months ago

And no one would have noticed either *rolls eyes* This guy is dumber than a bag of rocks!

Simon White
Community Member
10 months ago

It shows mate, believe me

Leesa DeAndrea
Community Member
10 months ago

No surprise there.

Myriam Ickx
Community Member
10 months ago

Kanye West could fill a whole thread with dozens of most stupid quotes.

Alejandro Suarez
Community Member
10 months ago

So revealing

Daniel Christie
Community Member
10 months ago

Hahahaaa speechles just hahaha

Ana M
Community Member
10 months ago

Yes, we know he is not the thinking type.

mummy pig
Community Member
10 months ago

Well said😉

Claudia Lorenz
Community Member
10 months ago

He looks as dumb as he is.

Val Izhakevich
Community Member
10 months ago

Hm, I think people might probably not think he likes to think. At all.

Danny Heath
Community Member
10 months ago

It shows!

Bobby Sammons
Community Member
10 months ago

And it is obovious.

Sue Koches
Community Member
10 months ago

And it shows!

Connie Groblewsky
Community Member
10 months ago

we noticed

Michelle Chevalier
Community Member
10 months ago

He makes sure to prove that point on the daily.

Miranda Senden
Community Member
10 months ago

With water for a brain it's hard to think...

Miranda Senden
Community Member
10 months ago

With water for a brain it is actually very hard to think.....

Christina Sersif
Community Member
10 months ago

Pretty sure he still thinks this lol

Ana Bazac
Community Member
10 months ago

That's obvious!

Dani
Community Member
10 months ago

We can tell.

Analyn Lahr
Community Member
10 months ago

That explains so much.

Alex J
Community Member
10 months ago

This is VERY apparent.

NWB
Community Member
10 months ago

And it shows

Katinka Min
Community Member
10 months ago

Fair enough. I like his honesty.

Rebekah
Community Member
10 months ago

Lets put him and Paris in a room together. I'll bring the popcorn.

Andy Little
Community Member
10 months ago

In fairness, you could have posted this pic along with pretty much anything he's said, ever - and it would still work...

Christophe Beunens
Community Member
10 months ago

je pense donc je suis

Renee Schreader
Community Member
10 months ago

Why am I not suprised.

Minnie-me
Community Member
10 months ago

yea we noticed!

Jamie B
Community Member
10 months ago

The Stoner Thinks -Dr. Seuss

Pittsburgh rare
Community Member
10 months ago

We already knew that, Kanye

Lemon
Community Member
10 months ago

Are you ok? Do you need help??

Aunt Messy
Community Member
10 months ago

Truer words never spoken.

Emir
Community Member
10 months ago

It shows.

Kjorn
Community Member
10 months ago

this is why he's in the kardashians

Restless
Community Member
10 months ago

Well clearly, I mean look who he married!!

Pat Wooster
Community Member
10 months ago

What? Completely bizarre!

Melissa D
Community Member
10 months ago

It's why he likes trump

Ben Smith
Community Member
11 months ago

...duh Kanye.

Christine Killen
Community Member
10 months ago

we know

Leslie Stanick
Community Member
10 months ago

Vacuous!

SarcasticGamer
Community Member
10 months ago

I don't think anyone thinks he thinks alot...I think...

Shelley Jennings
Community Member
10 months ago

Dumb ass 🤣🤣🤣😂😂👌🏻

Elizabeth Mellisa
Community Member
10 months ago

he is so darn dumb... and psychotic! :p

Cindy Snow
Community Member
10 months ago

Yeah Kanye what else is new???

Petra Biedermann
Community Member
10 months ago

At least he is honest!

Karin Morris
Community Member
10 months ago

I'm not at all surprised at anything moronic that comes out of his mouth. He has an IQ of less than 70 for sure

Christoph Lindemann
Community Member
10 months ago

I guess he is totally right.

Linda Matheny
Community Member
10 months ago

Stupid is as stupid does!

Patrick Shore
Community Member
10 months ago

what was he thinking!?

Josta Loos
Community Member
10 months ago

I literally never thought that he was a guy who liked to think....quite the opposite

Tim Hsieh
Community Member
10 months ago

It's quite apparent actually.

Callie Ge
Community Member
10 months ago

He is such a Narcissist & stupid to boot

Jenny Lorenz
Community Member
10 months ago

I could have told ya he doesn't like to think.

Leah Tarrant
Community Member
10 months ago

No shit Sherlock

Alan Ersen
Community Member
10 months ago

How very apropos.

Lucy Shupe
Community Member
10 months ago

Yea we know, Kayne.

Alan Ersen
Community Member
10 months ago

Very apropos.

Laurie Stringer
Community Member
10 months ago

Proved every time he has opened his mouth ☹️

Charlee Rae
Community Member
10 months ago

I somehow don’t find that hard to believe. 🤔

Dave P
Community Member
10 months ago

This explains his politics

Louise Duchaine
Community Member
10 months ago

Not funny to make fun of someone with a mental illness.

Jessica Billings
Community Member
10 months ago

We are well aware.

Nofar Cohen
Community Member
10 months ago

we can tell

Sterrinatu
Community Member
10 months ago

Well I guess he's in a relationship with the right person than. I don't think she thinks much either.

Animus 2.0
Community Member
10 months ago

Think think think...

AzKhaleesi
Community Member
10 months ago

We know.... it shows.

Valerie Lessard
Community Member
10 months ago

That much is obvious, mate

JP
Community Member
10 months ago

Thank you Captain Obvious!

Isa
Community Member
10 months ago

Yeah and we all think that you should not say what you think!

Andrew Huang
Community Member
10 months ago

People who think kanye actually thinks really got me thinking.

Alex Call
Community Member
10 months ago

Explains a lot.

Howard Moore
Community Member
10 months ago

Sounds like a trump supporter!

A B C
Community Member
10 months ago

Well, true that.

Sharon Vaughn
Community Member
10 months ago

That's why he's a Trump Loyalist.

Janelle Collard
Community Member
10 months ago

Oh yeah, that why he + the prez get along so well. :)

HTH lover
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10 months ago

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sounds like a Dr. Seuss quote

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#4

Britney Spears

Britney Spears

"I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa"

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Jenn Unicorn Popping
Community Member
11 months ago

There's a whole lot of wrong in that one smh

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#5

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

"No, no, I didn’t go to England, I went to London."

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
11 months ago

I don't live in North America. I live in the United States of America

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#6

Jaden Smith

Jaden Smith

“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”

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Marcellus the Third
Community Member
11 months ago

It would make zero difference to intelligence, but now with an uneducated society.

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#7

Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera

"So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
11 months ago

I don't know why they choose France every year over other countries.

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#8

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.”

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Chege Mary
Community Member
11 months ago

👏👏👏 to the guy who came up with 'Chicken of the sea.' that was clever

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#9

Brooke Shields

Brooke Shields

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost an important part of your life"

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Molly Universe
Community Member
11 months ago

Truth.

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#10

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

When asked what political party he’d support if he was old enough to vote, Bieber responded: “I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.”

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Molly Universe
Community Member
11 months ago

Everything he says is just... ugh.

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#11

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Asked whether he supported gay marriage, Arnold replied, "No, I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
11 months ago (edited)

gay = happy over here

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#12

Kellie Pickler

Kellie Pickler

"I thought Europe was a country."

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Shireen
Community Member
11 months ago

She said this on a trivia game show and the host of the show was rude to her it still makes me angry; he said something that ended with "because you're a woman"...

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#13

Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian"

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Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch
Community Member
11 months ago

It was just a small mistake. Everyone needs to just Chile out.

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#14

Dalai Lama

Dalai Lama

“I mean, if a female Dalai Lama come, then she must be very attractive. Otherwise not much use.”

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Terd Fergison
Community Member
11 months ago

Buddhism, just like almost every religion is misogynistic.

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#15

Sienna Miller

Sienna Miller

"I love them. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is."


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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
11 months ago

the pessimist says it can't get more worse but the optimist says ofcourse it can

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#16

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian

Kim on her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries: "I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."

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Molly Universe
Community Member
11 months ago

*That's* the one you chose? An internet search reveals that pretty much everything she says is dumb.

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#17

Craig T. Nelson

Craig T. Nelson

"I've been on foodstamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No."

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Brandi VanSteenwyk
Community Member
11 months ago (edited)

And... What exactly are foodstamps and welfare if they aren't "help"?? Well, I suppose some people consider them a lifestyle....

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#18

Bill O'reilly

Bill O'reilly

"I’ll tell you why [religion’s] not a scam. In my opinion, all right? Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can explain why the tide goes in…"


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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
11 months ago

maybe the gravitational forces of the the moon

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#19

Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes

To Rihanna "Chris Brown Beat You Because You're Not Pretty Enough"

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
11 months ago

no Amanda he beat her because he took her for granted and wasn't taught you can't hurt anybody else's body

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#20

Geraldo Rivera

Geraldo Rivera

“I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters, particularly, to not let their young children go out wearing hoodies. I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin’s death as George Zimmerman was.” 

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Terd Fergison
Community Member
11 months ago

Just an evil and stupid statement.

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#21

Kelly Osbourne

Kelly Osbourne

"If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilets, Donald Trump?"

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Warren Hall
Community Member
10 months ago

How about... you!

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#22

Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney

"I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love."

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Elizabeth Schuyler
Community Member
10 months ago

TL;DR: I LIKE AMERICA

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#23

David Beckham

David Beckham

"We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion."

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Brandi VanSteenwyk
Community Member
11 months ago

In his defense, "Christening" is in reference to "Christ" and Christianity and thus, could apply to multiple religious rituals/rites.

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#24

Dan Quayle

Dan Quayle

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"

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solostxrx
Community Member
10 months ago

Earth: I'm about to take this guy's existence

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#25

Madonna

Madonna

"Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion."

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solostxrx
Community Member
10 months ago

And everyone is entitled to my opinion about you not being entitled to your opinion.

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#26

Elizabeth Hurley

Elizabeth Hurley

"I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat. I went to see her clothes in the exhibition, and I wanted to take a tape measure and measure what her hips were. (laughter) She was very big.”

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FloC
Community Member
11 months ago

Big or not, in 2019, I am sure that there are more people who knows who is Marilyn Monroe than people who knows who is Liz Hurley.

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#27

George Gobel

George Gobel

"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

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Alia G.
Community Member
11 months ago

This was obviously a joke, he was literally a comedian

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#28

Lena Dunham

Lena Dunham

“Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had.”

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Jesper Rasmussen
Community Member
11 months ago

Yup - such a hoot to have those.

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#29

Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone

"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush."

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
11 months ago

the nervous breakdown he will have when informed that a paintbrush is non - living commodity.

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#30

Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz

“I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”

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Ben Smith
Community Member
11 months ago

Seems like that’s taken out of context...

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