Everyone says something stupid from time to time. Though, most of us probably get away with it pretty easily, since people just laugh it off and forget about our silly brain farts pretty fast. However, if you're famous then it's a completely different story. It appears that everything a celebrity says (or tweets) is carefully logged on the internet and available at all times. Especially if that person doesn't appear to be the smartest cookie in the jar.

We here at Bored Panda decided to dig into that cloud of shame and find out what are the most clueless things celebrities have said. From funny to completely delusional, the quotes will certainly make you feel better that you're not the one who said these things in public. Scroll below to read the list!

#1

Carl Everett

Carl Everett

"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex."

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Terd Fergison
Community Member
11 months ago

Someone please put him back in school. Sports and religion both seem to be against critical thinking.

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#2

Shaquille O’Neal

Shaquille O’Neal

Reporter: “Did you visit the Parthenon during your trip to Greece?” Shaquille O’Neal: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs we went to.”

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Shireen
Community Member
11 months ago

😂

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#3

Kanye West

Kanye West

"I actually don't like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all."

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Sardonic Scribe
Community Member
11 months ago

This guy needs help.

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#4

Britney Spears

Britney Spears

"I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa"

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Jenn Unicorn Popping
Community Member
11 months ago

There's a whole lot of wrong in that one smh

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#5

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

"No, no, I didn’t go to England, I went to London."

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
11 months ago

I don't live in North America. I live in the United States of America

Rissie
Community Member
11 months ago

Never been to the US, loved visiting San Francisco though.

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Harleen
Community Member
11 months ago

Putting this in "dumb quotes" would imply that Paris Hilton has had smart quotes....

Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
Community Member
11 months ago

Lets be fair here; this is probably one of the smarter things Paris has said.

Daniel Lewis
Community Member
11 months ago

Correct. She went to London, Ontario.

Panda Kicki
Community Member
11 months ago (edited)

Well , she is in good company, our king of Sweden is also geographically challenged, he was in the city Arboga and started his speech "Dear people of Örebro " (another Swedish town, in no way similar to Arboga)

Myriam Ickx
Community Member
11 months ago

I've never been to France, but I've seen a lot of Paris.

BusLady
Community Member
11 months ago

I wonder how long it took to plaster all that makeup on her face? She's the epitome of phony.

BusLady
Community Member
11 months ago

I didn't go to the United Kingdom, I went to England.

My O My
Community Member
10 months ago

Well...technically yes and no

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Nadine Francis
Community Member
11 months ago

Awwww, poor little rich kid.........................who said having money makes you smart?

SarcasticGamer
Community Member
11 months ago

To be fair, she never took geography in school...wait...did she ever need to go to school?

Alison Simpson
Community Member
11 months ago

That was actually quite insightful

Danny Heath
Community Member
11 months ago

London Ontario?

Amanda Guthery
Community Member
11 months ago

Lol

Steven Lu
Community Member
11 months ago

She could have gone to London, Ontario???

Alex J
Community Member
11 months ago

Her brain is in a constant state of what her jumper quotes.

Katinka Min
Community Member
11 months ago

Well........ As most peeps in the UK will tell you: London is not England. ;-)

Asher Gates
Community Member
11 months ago

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Viviane Katz
Community Member
11 months ago

I hear London, Ontario is lovely at this time of year.

Ryo Bakura
Community Member
11 months ago

That's not hot.

boredpanDaman
Community Member
11 months ago

maybe she just wanted to emphasize LND...

Lydia Reaves
Community Member
2 months ago

Just across the boarder from England? Paris? 😳 🤣

Matt Yunick
Community Member
8 months ago

Notice how many of these are done by blonde women. Clearly an act. Nothing like making blondes look stupid! Bigotry is alive and well.

Hiie Posti
Community Member
8 months ago

Yea are u dumb? London isn't in england! It's in great britain!

SerenaEeveePrincess
Community Member
8 months ago

Me: No, no, I'm not from Vaniville Town. I'm from Kalos

Patrick O'Brien
Community Member
9 months ago

Your next trip will be to England, though, right?

Maria Rohlen
Community Member
10 months ago

Maybe a brain implant instead of a breast implant would have been better?

Red Wyvern Emperor
Community Member
10 months ago

I think I lost few brain cells.

Debbie
Community Member
10 months ago

Wow!

Ana M
Community Member
11 months ago

And you wonder....

Callie Ge
Community Member
11 months ago

🥺

Christina Sersif
Community Member
11 months ago

I read that in her voice (which sounds like every statement is a question)

Lucy Shupe
Community Member
11 months ago

And I didn’t go to school either.

Katie Turk
Community Member
11 months ago

I really hate to say this, but she kind of has a point. A British acquaintance pointed out to me that I haven’t really been to England, just London, which is like a world unto itself, which is true. If someone from England, or anywhere really, vacationed in NYC, could they claim to have seen the U.S.?

Ed Souza
Community Member
11 months ago

That quote doesn't surprise me at all... considering the source.

Isa
Community Member
11 months ago

I never ever have travelled to Europe, only to France....

Edgar Rops
Community Member
11 months ago

Well, there is London and there is the rest of the island. Not as wrong as it seems.

Linnea Maria Skille
Community Member
11 months ago

England is my city

Ian Winn
Community Member
11 months ago

As a Londoner, I don't feel too bad about this one. As long as she didn't leave London while she was in England.

Dave van Es
Community Member
11 months ago

What if she went to London, Ontario in Canada? Then it would be correct

Liam Walsh
Community Member
11 months ago

Sadly, it was London, England.

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Seabeast
Community Member
11 months ago

Maybe it was London, Ontario, Canada!

Lukas Danielius
Community Member
11 months ago

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Laura Doherty
Community Member
11 months ago

She just pretends to be stupid for attention. She's nearly 40 now so she needs to grow up.

Sardonic Scribe
Community Member
11 months ago

This chick is as dumb as they come.

Z Kalnina
Community Member
11 months ago

Semantically, logically, empirically London IS a country in itself. England actually is a meaningless term - for the non-English it means simply "UK, but not London".

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11 months ago

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#6

Jaden Smith

Jaden Smith

“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”

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Marcellus the Third
Community Member
11 months ago

It would make zero difference to intelligence, but now with an uneducated society.

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#7

Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera

"So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
11 months ago

I don't know why they choose France every year over other countries.

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#8

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.”

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Chege Mary
Community Member
11 months ago

👏👏👏 to the guy who came up with 'Chicken of the sea.' that was clever

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#9

Brooke Shields

Brooke Shields

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost an important part of your life"

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Molly Universe
Community Member
11 months ago

Truth.

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#10

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

When asked what political party he’d support if he was old enough to vote, Bieber responded: “I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.”

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Molly Universe
Community Member
11 months ago

Everything he says is just... ugh.

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#11

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Asked whether he supported gay marriage, Arnold replied, "No, I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
11 months ago (edited)

gay = happy over here

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#12

Kellie Pickler

Kellie Pickler

"I thought Europe was a country."

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Shireen
Community Member
11 months ago

She said this on a trivia game show and the host of the show was rude to her it still makes me angry; he said something that ended with "because you're a woman"...

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#13

Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian"

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Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch
Community Member
11 months ago

It was just a small mistake. Everyone needs to just Chile out.

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#14

Dalai Lama

Dalai Lama

“I mean, if a female Dalai Lama come, then she must be very attractive. Otherwise not much use.”

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Terd Fergison
Community Member
11 months ago

Buddhism, just like almost every religion is misogynistic.

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#15

Sienna Miller

Sienna Miller

"I love them. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is."


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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
11 months ago

the pessimist says it can't get more worse but the optimist says ofcourse it can

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#16

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian

Kim on her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries: "I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."

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Molly Universe
Community Member
11 months ago

*That's* the one you chose? An internet search reveals that pretty much everything she says is dumb.

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#17

Craig T. Nelson

Craig T. Nelson

"I've been on foodstamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No."

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Brandi VanSteenwyk
Community Member
11 months ago (edited)

And... What exactly are foodstamps and welfare if they aren't "help"?? Well, I suppose some people consider them a lifestyle....

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#18

Bill O'reilly

Bill O'reilly

"I’ll tell you why [religion’s] not a scam. In my opinion, all right? Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can explain why the tide goes in…"


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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
11 months ago

maybe the gravitational forces of the the moon

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#19

Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes

To Rihanna "Chris Brown Beat You Because You're Not Pretty Enough"

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
11 months ago

no Amanda he beat her because he took her for granted and wasn't taught you can't hurt anybody else's body

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#20

Geraldo Rivera

Geraldo Rivera

“I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters, particularly, to not let their young children go out wearing hoodies. I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin’s death as George Zimmerman was.” 

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Terd Fergison
Community Member
11 months ago

Just an evil and stupid statement.

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#21

Kelly Osbourne

Kelly Osbourne

"If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilets, Donald Trump?"

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Warren Hall
Community Member
11 months ago

How about... you!

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#22

Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney

"I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love."

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Elizabeth Schuyler
Community Member
11 months ago

TL;DR: I LIKE AMERICA

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#23

David Beckham

David Beckham

"We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion."

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Brandi VanSteenwyk
Community Member
11 months ago

In his defense, "Christening" is in reference to "Christ" and Christianity and thus, could apply to multiple religious rituals/rites.

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#24

Dan Quayle

Dan Quayle

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"

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solostxrx
Community Member
11 months ago

Earth: I'm about to take this guy's existence

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#25

Madonna

Madonna

"Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion."

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solostxrx
Community Member
11 months ago

And everyone is entitled to my opinion about you not being entitled to your opinion.

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#26

Elizabeth Hurley

Elizabeth Hurley

"I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat. I went to see her clothes in the exhibition, and I wanted to take a tape measure and measure what her hips were. (laughter) She was very big.”

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FloC
Community Member
11 months ago

Big or not, in 2019, I am sure that there are more people who knows who is Marilyn Monroe than people who knows who is Liz Hurley.

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#27

George Gobel

George Gobel

"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

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Alia G.
Community Member
11 months ago

This was obviously a joke, he was literally a comedian

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#28

Lena Dunham

Lena Dunham

“Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had.”

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Jesper Rasmussen
Community Member
11 months ago

Yup - such a hoot to have those.

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#29

Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone

"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush."

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
Community Member
11 months ago

the nervous breakdown he will have when informed that a paintbrush is non - living commodity.

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#30

Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz

“I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”

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Ben Smith
Community Member
11 months ago

Seems like that’s taken out of context...

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