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We’ve all got our cute tastebud quirks. Some of us enjoy slapping some crispy bacon on our waffles. Or drinking milk with roast beef. Or eating an entire block of beet chocolate on the park bench because we’re too lazy to make lunch. (All true for me, by the way. Please, don’t judge.) But some food and drink requests push the limit on strangeness and raise the bar on weirdness by a mile.

Ask anyone who’s worked in the food service industry longer than a day and they’ll talk your ear off about all the incredibly bizarre things that customers have ordered from them. That’s exactly what people did on Twitter when Kyle shared his weird request story and asked others to pitch in with their own.

While you’re scrolling down and upvoting the stories that made you say, ‘What?!’, let us know what the weirdest request you’ve ever heard from a customer was. We just hope you don’t lose your appetites, dear Pandas!

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Daune Jaimes Diaz
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a guest ask for Cholula (a brand of hot sauce) for his pancakes. No butter, no syrup. Just Cholula.

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Kyle’s tasty thread got a whopping 76.3k likes and over 8.5k retweets (including the normal kind and the fancy ‘quote’ kind) and opened our minds to the possibility that life on Planet Earth is much more interesting than we give it credit for.

Stories like these really make you think whether the customer’s always right. Do you just give them what they want? Do you do a double-take and look at them like they’re a green alien from Mars? Or do you outright refuse to do what you suspect might be bad for their bodies?

At the end of the day, as long as they’re perfectly polite and look like they’re able to make informed decisions, our customers really are always right. At least as far as eating and drinking strange combinations goes.

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Besides, a combo that makes someone gag just from the thought of tasting it might be what someone’s body craves and needs. Our bodies, while similar in many ways, are also very different. And that’s beautiful. Watching someone order an espresso with orange flavoring might make your jaw drop and your eyes pop in wonder.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I too have ordered a lemon sorbet milkshake. On purpose. I mean, it was on the menu so. But the server misheard and made a lemon strawberry milkshake (with lemon sorbet AND strawberry icecream). Best. Milkshake. Ever.

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If you’re a server, barista, or barman and you find yourself overwhelmed, take a moment to breathe in, relax, throw on a smile and give the customer the best gourmet abomination they’ve ever tasted. Just smile and wave.

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Hans
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This must be related to the pregnancy post of today.

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Raine Soo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I tell the waiter or waitress that my fried egg should be completely cooked to the point of being rubber. They always laugh because they think that it's hiliarious. To my chagrin, it is usually still a bit undercooked.

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Raine Soo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of a scene in "Undercover Brother" where Denise Richards gives Eddie Griffin an over-mayonnaised mayonnaise sandwich. I nearly died.

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JessG
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you’re this kind of parent, you’re obnoxious. No child needs to know how to order such a monstrous coffee drink.

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wandile dludlu
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This should be illegal... starbucks should be required by law to stop at a certain calorie count

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Sam Cook
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the most complex drink I’ve ordered was a mochanut (mocha and coconut). Tried to see if I could create an Almond Joy flavor like International Delight.

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T.Milly
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Splenda, sugar, Stevia, & Sweet & Low??? WTF? What's the point of multiple sugar-subs on top of regular sugar????

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Brittney Sparks
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Different taste maybe idk 😐. They all taste different but surely it's disgusting all together like this

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Gwyn
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thaw a pint of butter pecan ice cream in the microwave and you've got this drink

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cursed--alien
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Children under a certain age shouldn't be allowed to drink coffee, Even in the form of a sugary hell beverage.

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Tim Haight
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

pass her off to the next person. not worth the OT you would have to cut

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Ella Greenman
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I woud do like a quarter of that alot but THAT is one bitch of a diabetic sentence.

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Klaus Hargreeves
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just wanna point out when I was in 5th, if I ever got coffe, I got a small mocha. sometimes light whip. thats it.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of one guy on our school camp who was dared to mix every juice and cordial together, and then finish it off with milk and vegemite toast. He even drank the darn thing too. Normal vegemite toast is terrible, but I've never seen anything as gross as soggy cordial/juice/milk soaked vegemite toast. Boys are weird.

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Amber Duhs
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and the fact that is was almost 10 'o' clock at night. just yikes

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Jennifer Doscher
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd have my coworkers block the exits, and we'd all watch her drink it. Then we'd call 911 and Wilford Brimley for her. Gross, rude, prententios...ew.

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Panda_Plush<3
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't care if your the star of your school play or studying for a big exam. NO ONE NEEDS THAT MUCH.

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lorrie rothstein
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is a fifth grader drinking coffee? What parent lets their kid drink this? It makes me sick looking at it

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BabaBizzle
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She’s 10 yet drinking coffee and with all that artificial and sugary crap? What kind of parent does she have that she even thinks to do this?

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Mary Peace
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you put, say, 11 sugar and only 4 splenda, would she know the difference?

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A Random Panda
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My favorite drink at Starbucks is that red juice thingy. But good LORD, this is nuts.

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loopyli
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen kids do this when I was growing up. It was typically done as a joke, to be a jerk, or to stick it to overbearing parents (but only once you have your own money)

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Laura Mortensen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of when I was in high school in Seattle. It was when espresso shops and carts first became popular. My friends would order coffee, but put so much chocolate, sugar, and milk in it, I thought it might as well be hot cocoa. I've never like coffee so I just ordered that.

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David Gripon
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I'm to be honest, I didn't know you can be so very specific.

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Maurettis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The girl wanted to rip open a van with her bare hands after?

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Iggy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It must cost a fortune! how would a kid have enough money to buy one of these?

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Black Panther11
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the mocha chip with caramel and extra choco chips so simple look at that girls Frappuccino XD

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Javiera Gotelli
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Her parents should be fined for letting her have that amount of sugar and fat. Letting your kids get morbidly obese is child neglect. Obesity is a serious matter, not a "disability" like americans call it.

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Brittney Sparks
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not all Americans call it a 'disability' FYI. I think allowing a child to eat endless amounts of food is just lazy parenting and harmful for them

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Hugh Cookson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

F**k that, I'd tell them to piss off !!! Too much choice, that's the problem with 'Murica....

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Starbucks should've refused to do it. If her mother was with her, well, she's a terrible mother.

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Raine Soo
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bubbles! Bubbles! I love Bubbles, especially in champagne. LOL

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, but then she wouldn't have anything to bitch about. Sorry you were the recipient of this douchebaggery.

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Raine Soo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, some people like the sweet and savoury combination. The pickles kind of threw me off a bit, though.

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Charlotte
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, because milk from a human would be weird. We only do milk from cow tiddies here, ma'am!

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Raine Soo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people have a love affair with ketchup. My niece loves to dip her pizza crusts in ketchup.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is with people blending their drinks with things that are clearly not meant for blending.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My boyfriend is on a keto diet. At least he likes to think he is, he certainly doesn't have difficulty in wolfing down things I bake. Anyway, he drinks butter coffee. It's literally just coffee and a couple of large pats of butter blended together. Yes, it's as terrible as it sounds.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too bad there weren't cucumbers. Cucumbers, tomatoes, and house dressing is delicious.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I work at a homeless shelter. Homeless people consume a lot of sugar. I don't know why.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From the looks of it, the lady really liked the cheesecake there. And, since she was ordering, why not toss in a coke and an orange soda to wash it down? One-stop shopping.

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Steve Barnett
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm guessing that she would BBQ them at home? Maybe to trick her friends into thinking that she prepared them all herself? But then if this is the case why doesn't she just tell you to avoid an otherwise awkward request?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A half and half pint is half Guinness and half Harp. It a thing and surely what this guy was ordering. Is this person even really a bartender if they don’t know, or do they think no one else knows and they’d get away with this goofy story?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a "bullet coffee". It's sometimes used for dieting. You drink this in the morning; the caffeine will start your metabolism (and your day) the butter (the real kind, not margarine) will give your body just enough energy not to go in starvation mode. Than first meal after that is lunch. I've tried it couple of times, it's not as disgusting as it may sound. Just velvety/creamy coffee. Perfect breakfast for light mornings/hurry. (Just don't overdo on the butter.)

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's definitely not a thing in France. We do have some respect for the wine here. They do that in Spain though, it's called kalimotxo (and it's usually made with the cheapest red wine).

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