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Have you ever found yourself in that position where you're just going about your day and then suddenly remember something embarrassing you did years ago that no one knows about, or get struck by some very important secret that just won’t let you sleep peacefully at night? It’s always interesting to hear what kind of secrets or weird confessions another person has and whether those are worse than what we’re hiding. But what if there is a way to find this out? A Twitter account called @Fesshole was created with the intention that here, people can share things that bother them anonymously. If you’re curious to find out more about what things users online tend to keep a secret and read an interview with the creator of the account, you can do it by clicking here

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The account that now has almost 630K followers and even published a book, The Very Best of Fesshole: Britain confesses anonymously, shares confessions that range from funny and even embarrassing ones to those that might be considered more serious ones. A lot of those who decided to share their confessions talk about small and perhaps embarrassing things that they don’t want others to know about, such as hiding food from other family members, not wanting to go out, staying at home instead, stealing some trifle, etc. Some also reveal “heavier” things such as wanting to move out of their country or cheating on their spouse.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope he is a real prick because if that happened to me, I would turn absolutely monstrous

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get really annoyed when a guy says to someone that the wife won't let him do it, when it's HIS choice. This can lead the 'friends' thinking less of the wife (she's soooo controlling) rather than less of the manly man who can't bear to take his own responsibility.

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Alex Pohl
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mh, ok it is kinda nice but why does he have to throw his wife under the bus?

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elsieairhead
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a lovely sentiment, but I be super pissed if I knew I was being blamed for the other half not spending time with his mates. Just tell them you're spending time with the Wife. Using her as an excuse to not lose face with his friends suggests they might be shitty friends.

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Ael
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aka "I don't have the balls to tell my mates the truth, so I hide behind my wife and make her look bad instead."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A keeper would be authentic and honest with his friends about his preferred choice to stay in with his family

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

STOP vilifying spouses like this! Perpetuate that it's normal wanting to spend time with your family instead!

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Lena Z
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why can't you just be honest with your mates? I mean seriously, all your mates are probably gonna have bad feelings about your wife at this point if they think she's forbidding you to hang out with them. If I was your wife, i'd be pissed about you painting that kind of picture of your wife.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can we please all normalise just saying "no" to social events we don't want to go to (and without feeling the need to excuse the choice. I just say "No thanks, I'm going to stay at home")

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why won‘t he just tell them the truth? This isn‘t fair to the friends nor it‘s fair to the wife.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Contrary to popular belief, most men know exactly what the story means. It means he loves his wife, and yep, she's more important to him than they are. They get it.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would hope that he set his friends straight. I'd be furious if my husband let his friends believe that I wasn't "allowing" him to go out with them

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Guido Pisano
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So you let them to think that she is an a****e instead of telling them the truth?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All the people at work, from field techs to corporate, seem befuddled by the fact that I work as little overtime as possible. Their logic is, "but it's more money". They really don't seem to grasp that I'd rather be home with my family. They've started to push, and I just smile and say no and tell them they can fire me if they need to replace me. Drives 'em nuts, because I'm pretty good at what I do and they know there are a few companies that steadily, aggressively attempt to poach me.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is a word for people like this man. The word is LIAR. Maybe this is an "innocent" lie, but a person who is this comfortable with dishonesty isn't going to stop there. I bet this guy also has an aunt that keeps dying on Monday morning, "didn't see" his dog crapping on the neighbors lawn, definitely thought that was his drink in the break room fridge, etc. I've learned to see the little lies as an indication of a deeper moral rot.

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karen snyder
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also, how about standing up for himself? How cowardly and ashamed is he, that he can't tell his mates what he actually wants to do with his time. Like, is telling his friends that he likes to be with his wife shameful?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's sad - i mean glad he likes spending time with his family and all but friendships are also important

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backatya
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

cuddle up with a glass of wine! What's he gay but still goes with women? He could have just said he'd rather stay with his family and enjoy their company

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One mate's wife was convinced I always dragged him out to the pub until one night she rang our house to find out where he'd gone (pre mobiles) and I answered the phone. I hadn't wanted to go that night and, in fact, many others. Suddenly I wasn't the bad guy.

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Wednesday Anderson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He didn’t say he told his mates that. He just said his mates think it. Why be offended? Who cares what other people think? No one has to explain themselves.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I figure for his sake that it’s probably better to tell the truth.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YESSSSSSS!!! I LOVE that SO much for you and your family!!❤️❤️❤️

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The first two are definitely not sins but virtues. Need to look further down. Good on you sir

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Is it okay to keep secrets and what does that do to our mental health? A lot of people like to keep things to themselves as they are afraid that once someone they care about finds things out, they might react badly, change their mind about the person, or break off the relationship. However, according to Dr. Alison Block, a psychologist and the Director of the Health Psychology Center, keeping a secret can make you feel even worse than actually admitting things as they are. 

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How can you help yourself in this case? Most of us are familiar with the feeling of having something weighing us down, but once we talk about it, it feels as if that weight has been lifted off our shoulders. The specialist stated that the best way is to think about our secret: why don’t we want to talk about it? Once we know our whats and whys, it’s important to think of ways we want to present the information to the person in question. Dr. Block revealed some useful tips to prepare yourself for it better, which include: writing down the confession or saying it to yourself, this way making yourself feel a bit better, choosing a place where you want to share your secret, having an explanation for why you decided to keep certain things a secret, etc.

Do you have some tips and tricks of your own? Don’t forget to leave them in the comments section down below!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm glad the poor kitty stayed, I can't help imagining the wife throwing him out every night in the beginning though 😟

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love this. Been in IT for over 15 years and started without any experience and have done pretty well for myself. But I had extremely good teachers, mentors, and supporters (including my family from a personal level for all of those late nights and screwed up holidays). All of that said, if you called me right now for support I'd still tell you to reboot

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Makes sense, although i dont use self checkouts cos i conscientiously object to providing my free labour to them on top of paying the profit gouging prices for basic essentials.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What if that was the funniest cr*p you would have seen all your life, tho.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I found out the queen was dead, I ran around looking for people wearing black to ask them if they were in mourning. Wait... nope. nobody did that.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Will check that out next weekend. And then go to the zoo (they have dinosaurs at the moment :D )

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those are some of my favourite friendships too. We show love with increasingly crass insults.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg how dare those people hold on to little sparks of joy and excitement into their adult life? How dare they enjoy special days together in a way they all like? /s

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did he do anything to deserve that? Or is OP just petty because one is supposed to harm one's partner (For non-Scots: this is about football colours, and the two teams in question - let's say the animosity between the fans can get very serious)

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