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Have you ever found yourself in that position where you're just going about your day and then suddenly remember something embarrassing you did years ago that no one knows about, or get struck by some very important secret that just won’t let you sleep peacefully at night? It’s always interesting to hear what kind of secrets or weird confessions another person has and whether those are worse than what we’re hiding. But what if there is a way to find this out? A Twitter account called @Fesshole was created with the intention that here, people can share things that bother them anonymously. If you’re curious to find out more about what things users online tend to keep a secret and read an interview with the creator of the account, you can do it by clicking here

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The account that now has almost 630K followers and even published a book, The Very Best of Fesshole: Britain confesses anonymously, shares confessions that range from funny and even embarrassing ones to those that might be considered more serious ones. A lot of those who decided to share their confessions talk about small and perhaps embarrassing things that they don’t want others to know about, such as hiding food from other family members, not wanting to go out, staying at home instead, stealing some trifle, etc. Some also reveal “heavier” things such as wanting to move out of their country or cheating on their spouse.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope he is a real prick because if that happened to me, I would turn absolutely monstrous

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get really annoyed when a guy says to someone that the wife won't let him do it, when it's HIS choice. This can lead the 'friends' thinking less of the wife (she's soooo controlling) rather than less of the manly man who can't bear to take his own responsibility.

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Is it okay to keep secrets and what does that do to our mental health? A lot of people like to keep things to themselves as they are afraid that once someone they care about finds things out, they might react badly, change their mind about the person, or break off the relationship. However, according to Dr. Alison Block, a psychologist and the Director of the Health Psychology Center, keeping a secret can make you feel even worse than actually admitting things as they are. 

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How can you help yourself in this case? Most of us are familiar with the feeling of having something weighing us down, but once we talk about it, it feels as if that weight has been lifted off our shoulders. The specialist stated that the best way is to think about our secret: why don’t we want to talk about it? Once we know our whats and whys, it’s important to think of ways we want to present the information to the person in question. Dr. Block revealed some useful tips to prepare yourself for it better, which include: writing down the confession or saying it to yourself, this way making yourself feel a bit better, choosing a place where you want to share your secret, having an explanation for why you decided to keep certain things a secret, etc.

Do you have some tips and tricks of your own? Don’t forget to leave them in the comments section down below!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm glad the poor kitty stayed, I can't help imagining the wife throwing him out every night in the beginning though 😟

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love this. Been in IT for over 15 years and started without any experience and have done pretty well for myself. But I had extremely good teachers, mentors, and supporters (including my family from a personal level for all of those late nights and screwed up holidays). All of that said, if you called me right now for support I'd still tell you to reboot

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Makes sense, although i dont use self checkouts cos i conscientiously object to providing my free labour to them on top of paying the profit gouging prices for basic essentials.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The self-checkout at my grocery is so bad that you usually need the help of at least one employee and their immediate supervisor. Thus supplying more jobs than a regular cashier would.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I use the self checkout to avoid agonizing pain of social interaction

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Ael
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, for these moments (or people who feel like you) SCs have total merit. They don't need to disappear, just shouldn't be used to replace cashiers.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better safe than face down with taser barbs in your one butt-cheek.

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Alex Martin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really love self-checkout. I get to bag my own groceries without having to do a "I've got this kid" standoff and I don't have to be offended if the checker ignores me or come up with something witty and inane if they don't. The computer doesn't care if I've had a terrible day at work and don't want to talk even a little bit.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At my local supermarket you're only allowed to use the self check-out with up to 10 items, and you have to scan the code on the receipt for the gate to open so you can leave

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish that was stipulated at my local grocery store. One family showed up with an overloaded cart, pizza boxes toppling off frozen food and fruits and all kinds of stuff. The woman in charge of that area tried to get him to go somewhere else, but she was kinda weak about it and they just started scanning things.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel weird using them but will if I only have a few things and always feel like someone will accuse me of shoplifting but also keep in mind there are usually cameras you could demand they review them.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The grocery chain I use has never employed baggers, and the other store I go to stopped bagging when the pandemic hit, and they only brought it back recently. The first time someone bagged my groceries in 15 years, they managed to squish the bread, bruise the bananas and put two gashes in the cucumber. Went back to bagging my own stuff.

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Katie Lutesinger
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just a couple of hours ago I was outside a supermarket and saw a group of teenage girls emerging from the self checkout, loudly screaming at some unlucky employee. Something to the effect of "WE BOUGHT IT SOMEWHERE ELSE BEFORE WE CAME HERE SCREW YOU!", while throwing what looked like bits of shredded receipt. He took a picture of them as they ran off, and one of them screamed "PERVERT!" (As you can tell, there are a lot of very classy people around here).

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K Miller
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do that even when cashing out with a cashier lol. Especially at gas stations.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

once my friend and i bought popcorn at a shop. there was an offer that you got 2 bags for a discounted price. but when we tried to put it through the self service, it wouldn't work properly. we got someone to help and he said 'just take the other bag, it's fine' we were terrified we were going to get into serious trouble. but the barriers didn't even go off XD

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I rarely use self-checkout, though I've noticed that some CVS locations pretty much force you to... by not manning their registers at all.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They can just look at the security cameras and reprint your receipt though.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do this when I pay at the pump for petrol. I print the receipt because I know the one time I don't, the police will pull me over because I was accused of stealing gasoline.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do the same. My husband just chucks the receipt. What a rebel.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or when you're walking out and your just absolutely sure the alarm will sound even tho you know it won't😳

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s why I get receipts at the pump I’m convinced a cop is gonna pull me over 😂

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it has happened to people some have gotten arrested. so yeah it's a good idea to keep your receipt when you use a self check out.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've actually had this happen. But I pointed out the machine I used and they printed a receipt off. Easy

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Covid: Walmart let most cashiers go, kept one posted at the door to check your receipt if anything in your cart wasn’t in a bag. People complained of racial profiling, so the checker was replaced with an African American Walmart employee. Walmart posted record profits

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always seem to be selected for "random checks" and it makes me start sweating in case I forgot to scan something (even though I know I did scan everything) because I'm so paranoid about being accused. I love the smart checkouts and yes they shouldn't be used to replace cashiers but 1. I want to avoid all human interaction and 2. I work full time and I do not want to spend any longer shopping than is absolutely necessary!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The alarm went off when I left the supermarket after self-checkout today, and no-one even came to bat an eyelid. I think you're good

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We have to scan the receipt to get out of the self check out corral, lol.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here in Sweden you usually need to scan your receipt to be let out of the self scanning area as you leave

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same. My brother got tackled by a security guard and accused of theft once, so now I make sure I have my receipt obviously in hand when I leave

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

More than once in my local supermarket I have requested a checkout be opened for me and a staff member will say you can do it yourself there. I always reply that I am not paid to work here and you are. They do reluctantly open a checkout but tell me there will be nothing but self serve soon. The last person who rudely said that to me I just said well I guess you will be out of a job soon then.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where I live, you have to get the receipt from self-service checkout and scan it at the self-service area exit gate to open it

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's only one supermarket chain in my area which practice it. It takes time, is inconvenient and I'm pretty sure that they do it only because people don't like to take their receipts. That's one of the main reasons why I don't shop there.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if I have to use self check out, I make sure I dont scan everything... just put it in the bag... on

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And here is my confession: my favorite junk store (the Value Village in University Place/Tacoma) switched to all self-checkouts, and I don't like them. So, I walk up to one, act as if I am getting started, and then kick the little f@cker. More than once if necessary. And immediately a store employee comes running over and does the checking out for me.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I noticed at the grocery store I most often frequent that the self-checkout lines a longer than those manned by real humans. My guess is that they (the self-checkout lanes) are God's gift to introverts and those who just don't want to deal with people.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do the same thing! And I make sure every item gets seen by the camera. Ha.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can you choose not to have any kind of receipt? Here you usually need either the full receipt or a shorter one that just states the number of products you have - both have a barcode in order to get through the turnstile to leave again.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What if that was the funniest cr*p you would have seen all your life, tho.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I found out the queen was dead, I ran around looking for people wearing black to ask them if they were in mourning. Wait... nope. nobody did that.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Will check that out next weekend. And then go to the zoo (they have dinosaurs at the moment :D )

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those are some of my favourite friendships too. We show love with increasingly crass insults.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg how dare those people hold on to little sparks of joy and excitement into their adult life? How dare they enjoy special days together in a way they all like? /s

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did he do anything to deserve that? Or is OP just petty because one is supposed to harm one's partner (For non-Scots: this is about football colours, and the two teams in question - let's say the animosity between the fans can get very serious)

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