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Before we delve into these ridiculous fashion trends and ugly dresses' photos, let's clarify some things. First, the weird clothes designs that you see on the high fashion runways should be considered as artworks and in another part as a demonstration of designers' skills. Second, those designer clothes are not meant to be worn and, chances are, you'll never find them in any store or boutique. With these unreasonable and ugly outfits, though, this rule is not applicable, as they were meant to be worn and are sold in stores. So what's the deal? Are they meant to make you unique or a laughing stock? Nobody knows, but we are sure that clear film pants, whose crotch would definitely fog up on a warmer day, are ridiculous as hell.

Below, Bored Panda has put together a list of ridiculous fashion designs on sale. From lace shorts for men to hairy chest swimwear - it's impossible to get through the list without questioning these unique fashion design fails. So keep on scrolling to check them out and vote for the most absurd ones!

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Hairy Chest Swimwear

Hairy Chest Swimwear

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Jersey Knotted Beach Skirt Sarong

Jersey Knotted Beach Skirt Sarong

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Kim M
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like this except for it being too long and being a tripping hazard.

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SiYuan
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it pointless? Yes. But does it look good? Definitely. This one is actually pretty nice.

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Satellite Skin
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I also could never wear this. I'd be a walking target for my cat. Lmao

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stella
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Take this on a dog beach!!!! let's see WHAT HAPPENS😂😂😂😂

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Allana Rose
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, in the right place at the right time, this could be very sexy!

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karin s.
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

at least it could shoo of some mosquito if you keep moving.

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Joshua Norstein
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aesthetic is a plus, and I'm tall, so if the waist was around my size, I stopped bathing or shaving, like at all, applied concentrated patchouli essential oil directly to my pits and grew a man-bun, I could probably make this work in some parts of hipster California if I owned a startup free range vegan bakery selling cannabis edibles, and a self-published print on demand cookbook for baking said edibles with a disclaimered subsection on adding shrooms to the recipes.

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Meg Kangourou
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

cool , i don't fall enough , i'll buy that , to kiss the ground 5 times day

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Ramona Black
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Other than leading to odd tan lines, I think it's kind of cool

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Nicklas Linder
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

More like Jersey Knotted Beach... String. A hazard if you find yourself in a cat sanctuary!

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rick hctep (Rick45)
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very nice but as KIM M says it is a tripping hazard unless she falls on top of me.

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Satellite Skin
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Couldn't you just buy a long skirt and cut the s**t out of it? Either way, I fully understand the point of this thing?

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Miss Midnight
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Provided you weigh only nine pounds dripping wet and do not own a cat, this is a great outfit.

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Janice Parks
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This may be based on an ancient European design found on a skeleton in an excavated grave. Germany? I saw a documentary on it.

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Hanne Godiksen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe you are thinking about the girl from Egtved and her skirt? It´s from the early (nordic) bronze age. https://www.google.dk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwi_ytGO3sDUAhVlAZoKHZNJA40QjRwIBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.autentic-distribution.com%2Fen%2Fproduct%2Fdo%2Fdetail.html%3Fid%3D4254&psig=AFQjCNFwm3RP2sVXX6LL0D0-ATmm2d6N-Q&ust=1497646414693957

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Out2Sea
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember seeing something like this in a Fredrick's of Hollywood 35 years ago.

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Shinomi Chan
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think whoever made this was thinking of Princess Leia's slave costume too hard.

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Jennifer Langlois
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first picture looks stupid. I will never understand why people think it's cute to stand like that.

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#5

Atlanta

Atlanta

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Bluebella 'unwrap Me' Body Bow

Bluebella 'unwrap Me' Body Bow

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See-Through Plastic Jeans

See-Through Plastic Jeans

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#9

Blazer

Blazer

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Fire Bird
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of the mullet but this is business on the right, party on the left.

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#10

Cowboy Boot Sandals

Cowboy Boot Sandals

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Bipolar King
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait weren't cow boy boots supposed to protect them from elements like rattle snakes?

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#11

Detachable Jeans

Detachable Jeans

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OBPanda
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the pitch meeting: "It's, uh, like a Stormtrooper costume, only... you know... from jeans!"

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Feather-trimmed Mid-rise Flared Jeans

Feather-trimmed Mid-rise Flared Jeans

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Flared jeans are on the way back again, but all that feather-trimming is not necessary. They'd look good on Jimi Hendricks though. love0055-5...8a9dc8.gif love0055-59415338a9dc8.gif

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$1,425. Oversized Jumpsuit

$1,425. Oversized Jumpsuit

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Anya O
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thats not even a jumpsuit! They just look like massive jeans fabric at the top, you can't clearly see a top and bottom.

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Cutout Top

Cutout Top

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troufaki13
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ιt would be really funny if someone who tans easily wears this on a sunny day! :D

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#19

Men's Blue Fringed Denim Jacket

Men's Blue Fringed Denim Jacket

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Troux
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like the longest ever game of pin the tail on the donkey!

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#20

Shorts And Jeans In One

Shorts And Jeans In One

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#21

Clear Panel Mom Jeans

Clear Panel Mom Jeans

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#22

Cut Out Pocket Mom Jeans

Cut Out Pocket Mom Jeans

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#23

Sexy Shoes

Sexy Shoes

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#25

Tulle Skirt And Jean Combo

Tulle Skirt And Jean Combo

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Detachable Jeans

Detachable Jeans

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Amanda Panda
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously, what the hell? And I thought Kanye's fashion sense was whack!

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#27

Gucci Sock Sandals

Gucci Sock Sandals

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#30

Spliced College T-shirt

Spliced College T-shirt

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#33

Bones High Neck Sheer Mesh Unitard Jumpsuit

Bones High Neck Sheer Mesh Unitard Jumpsuit

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#34

Sleeveless Rubber Vest Top Black

Sleeveless Rubber Vest Top Black

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Bianka Nagy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In case it's not obvious from a distance that you're completely insane - wear this so everyone will know.

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#35

Strapless Crop Top With Belt

Strapless Crop Top With Belt

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Bobbi Newell
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*Takes old pair of hubby's jeans* *Uses scissors to cut off legs and start fraying process* *Washes, with various jeans loads, for a week or two. Uses interim to comb thrift shops/clearance racks for a suitable belt* *Wears finished product. Fields questions from well-meaning family, friends, and strangers about mental health*

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#36

Wrap Jumpsuit In Cotton Stripe With Frill

Wrap Jumpsuit In Cotton Stripe With Frill

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Denim Jacket

Denim Jacket

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T-shirt With Washed Band Print And Exaggerated Ruffle

T-shirt With Washed Band Print And Exaggerated Ruffle

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Fire Bird
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Strapped for time? Just havent achieved the look you want? Grab the kitchen window sheer and wrap yourself in it. Great new look and very affordable. Be the first.

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#40

T-shirt Dress With Contrast Stripe Bra

T-shirt Dress With Contrast Stripe Bra

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#41

Ripped Jeans Jacket

Ripped Jeans Jacket

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Breanna Hurkmans
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you can see there's some type of design on the back of the jacket. she probably just pulled her hair through it as a joke.

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#42

Robert Mapplethorpe Photo Print Dungaree Top

Robert Mapplethorpe Photo Print Dungaree Top

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