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Vegans Share The Most Pathetic Desserts Restaurants Served Them On Their Birthdays
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Vegans Share The Most Pathetic Desserts Restaurants Served Them On Their Birthdays

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One of the biggest problems with being vegan or vegetarian seems to be that a lot of people don’t even understand what you do want to eat. This Twitter user named Yazmin recently went to a restaurant for her 18th birthday and was given a single banana slice with a candle on it – a video taken at the table shows her and her family giggling and looking awkwardly at the unusual plate as it’s presented to her.

In response to her thread, vegans shared the most disappointing things they’ve had restaurants try to pass off to them as dessert. Most of them involve fruit and not much else. I mean, fruit is great, but it’s not what we have in mind when we think of an indulgent birthday treat.

The 18-year-old vegan posted about the minimalist dessert plate on Twitter

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Her mom got a video of her reaction

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But her adventures in navigating popular restaurants as a vegan were only beginning

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In response to her viral tweet, the restaurant chain where she had received the now-infamous banana slice sent her some vegan cupcakes and promised to follow up with vegan cheese and chocolate. Sweet gesture, but it kind of makes you wonder why the location where she went for her birthday didn’t do that in the first place!

Here’s the birthday box she received from the restaurant

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Honestly, vegan options should be the lowest bar for having an interesting and varied menu, not a novelty or something you have to go somewhere special to get. People choose not to eat animal products for all sorts of reasons, and most people have somebody in their group of friends who’s vegan or vegetarian even if they’re not themselves. At this point, appealing to people who want vegan products isn’t just polite, it’s common sense for business.

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What do vegans actually want for dessert? One commenter responded to the thread with a picture of some vegan cupcakes with enviable glaze and toppings from a local deli, proving that vegan baked goods are becoming more mainstream and leaving out the dairy products doesn’t mean leaving out the fun.

While there was a time when vegan “ice cream” just meant slushy sorbets, the non-dairy ice cream market has skyrocketed in popularity in the last few years. The most popular plant base for ice cream is coconut milk, due to its sweet flavor and creamy texture, but the options just keep expanding, and popular brands like Ben and Jerry’s keep coming out with extravagant flavors to catch up to their range of dairy ice cream. Also good news if you’re lactose intolerant!

Other vegans responded to the thread with the saddest desserts they’ve encountered

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Demi Zwaan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'Has very particular dietary wishes'. 'Doesn't check menu before going'. 'Is surprised restaurants can't accommodate'. Also, saying most people have someone in their group of friends who's vegan or vegetarian is untrue. In the US 2% are vegetarian and 0,5% are vegan. Seeing as this is strictly about vegans (plenty of options in restaurants for vegetarians), that means most people have friend groups of 200 people? Nah. But a tip for next time; check the menu before going! Or let them know you're coming and ask if they can make you something specific.

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Eva Verde
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First of all, check the menu first. Second of all, call in advance and ask if they can get you something off the menu. Third, as I understand all the above vegans expected to get FREE vegan pudding "because it's my birthday"... Well, if you're asking for something special, don't expect that the chef will happily drop everything to make you a vegan cupcake... And if he does, have a decency to pay for it (or your friends should pay, it's your bday after all). And yes, sometimes even fruit salad might be a problem if it isn't on the menu - you just don't have fruits in stock.

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A B C
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, why do these people not check the menu before celebrating their birthdays at a specific location and then complain about said location to not meet their needs? It's not the restaurants' fault that they were uninformed. If I'm having, say, celiac disease, I'd choose the restaurant by their gluten-free menu, maybe even call them and ask about possibilities for my needs. Why can't vegans do that, too? I'm calling either attention wh*ring or them being too entitled to think their stuff through here.

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Liz Karsa
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am vegetarian who eats vegan whenever possible and as someone who eats out more than I should I have never had a problem finding amazing vegan desserts. In many cases restaurants will offer to adapt whatever dessert is on their menu. This whole post seems pretty unbelievable.

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Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While I am pleased to see more restaurants and bakeries catering to a wide range of dietary restrictions and allergies, I still cannot stress enough how important it is to call a restaurant in advance or review their menu if you have any specific dietary needs. You cannot expect for every restaurant to cater to your needs or magically whip up a vegan dessert or meal out of thin air. It puts a lot of pressure on the wait staff and the chef. If you call in advance, many restaurants are happy to discuss dietary needs and restrictions and will let you know whether they can accommodate you.

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María Hermida
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is also important to emphasise that restaurants are not obliged to cater for any "special needs", be it gluten-free food, vegan, etc. Every restaurant prepares the food they want.Why don't people check beforehand?

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Lenka Smetanová
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I onced go with a group of people, where two of them was vegan.. When we ordered at restaurant, I chooe meat food, they said that I should be considerate and pick something what is not from a living animal because of them... I said no, because have no problem with them been vegan, so why they cant respected my choices too.

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Ed Souza
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Typical vegan behavior once again. "I don't eat meat, so can you NOT eat meat in front of me?" They're insufferable. I don't care you're a vegan and I'll eat what I want, in front of vegans or anyone else.

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Dippin Dot
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about instead of complaining that the patrons should check the website for vegan options before going out to dinner we recognize that restaurants are in absolutely no way obligated to offer you anything free for your birthday! So the fact that these restaurants tried to accommodate (and were quite humorous in their delivery) is quite nice of them.

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Melodious Functavious
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe if you're a vegan and it's your birthday, you should go to restaurants that cater to you. Would make sense rather than going somewhere in order to have a social media moment...

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Rabite
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How dare them making fun of a funny situation! Fun is not what the internet is for!

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Jessica Russian Sifontes
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Oh look, I'm going to complain because not only I didn't get free stuff from strangers on my b-day, I also didn't get the specific free stuff I wanted! Boohoo!" That's what this post sounds like.

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Jace
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh look, another hit parade of hate on vegans, with absolutely no context in the story as to why things went down the way they did. Add in claims of vegans wanting free s**t to make them seem like greedy bastards. This site is full of bigotry. The safe kind: acting like all vegans are a******s because there’s a meme that says it’s so.

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Gwinevere von Ludwig
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe go to a vegan restaurant on your birthday so you can get a vegan dessert...? just a thought.

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Christina Uhlir
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I wonder why people get annoyed by veganism? Vegans have a lot to be proud of: they do not contribute to destruction of our planet. They do not hike up health care costs, like sick non-vegans do. They do not cause unconscionable pain and immense suffering to farm animals - which are innocent, sentient being. Thank you.

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Restaurants have websites. And on that website you can find their menus. It's not that hard to find a restaurant which can accomodate you. Just booking a table at some random restaurant and expecting them to be prepared to serve you a vegan meal is kind of dumb. What's next? Going to a steakhouse and complaining that they serve meat?

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Ed Souza
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vegans just have to show they are vegans one way or another... this post is a great example of that behavior.

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AlphaPuck
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its like how they introduce themselves... "Hi nice to meet you my name is Sarah and I'm a vegan". I didnt give a f**k until you said that and now I hate you.

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Marian Suarez
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not vegan or vegetarian but I'm picky as hell and you know what I do before I go somewhere new.... I look at the menu.... I know it's wild what technology can help you accomplish

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YK Chau
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well fruits are pollinated by bees and bees are technically "production animals" now so is fruit still considered vegan-friendly?

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Bored Moogle
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So they are basically shaming non-vegan restaurants for not offering vegan options. I guess I need to start shaming some vegan restaurants for not offering non-vegan options.

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Rabite
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are really not. The joke is that they got a slice of banana and not even a whole one.

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hobbitly
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why I dont eat out much anymore. I dont expect the restaurant to automatically have what my dietary wishes are so I always check the menu first.

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Christina Uhlir
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I too don't eat out much anymore. In general, the restaurant food is not healthy, not planet friendly, and of course, if dot serve plan-based food, not humane.

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Danielle Renee
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if you have special dietary needs, you (or someone you're going to dinner with) needs to call them. you can't expect them to be able to accommodate you on the fly

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Ed Souza
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The cup of ice with cherry on top got me... looks 100% made up by the attention seeking vegan herself.

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Christina Uhlir
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yes, it seems like a mockery done by the restaurant. I just don't believe it's "100% made up......".

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Dave P
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Check the menu first, and see if they have the ability to accommodate, or call in advanced to see if they can. I went out with a vegan for his birthday and we called in advanced to ask if they could do anything, they actually went out and purchased a vegan desert at a nearby bakery for us (and the price was reasonable to their other deserts), not on the menu, but because we asked the day before when making reservations, they were able to accommodate. You can't show up and expect them to make something they dont have just to accommodate you on the spot

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Steve Cruz
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My friend has a disease and must eat carefully. WE DON'T GO TO RESTAURANTS. A vegan or vegetarian who fails to plan ahead, deserves what they get.

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Stannous Flouride
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most vegans won't eat honey because it's produced by bees but have no problem eating plants that are fertilized by those same wonderfully industrious creatures

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Christina Uhlir
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We prefer organic produce fertilized just by composted plants. By the way, Stannous, bees and other insects do not fertilize plants, they pollinate them!!

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Noel Bovae
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I give the restaurants credit for at least TRYING. I think the small portions are meant to look 'fancy.' Most places aren't going to have very many vegan dessert options, and they could easily just say 'sorry, we have no way to accommodate your request.' I think being vegan is great. It's great for your health, and it's also great for the earth, and the animals on it, but you can't expect to have the same accommodations as someone with no dietary restrictions everywhere you go.

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Christina Uhlir
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you so much for your comment, Noel. It's realistic, reasonable, courteous, and compassionate. Now, that's rare.

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Linda Gamoran
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Keeping kosher? Forget about it, the restaurant can't even keep up with the stringencies, so no pity from me. If I want kosher I go to a restaurant that fulfills that requirement,. In other words, you've got to do a little research. to find a place that works out for all involved. However I have to admit that some of the pics are totally hilarious. Really? What were they even thinking!

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Starbelly Eleven
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh boo hoo, if you think I'm going to be outraged that a restaurant can't accommodate your very restrictive dietary choices, you're wrong.

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Rabite
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You guys actually do know that there is a difference between ordering a dessert and some restaurants giving birthday girls and boys a free slice of cake, don't you? Why and how would you look up if your restaurant does this? Also you can eat lots of vegan food at non-vegan restaurants and don't eat or care about dessert.

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Rabite
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm loving all the vegan hate and the assumptions. If this was some non-vegan getting one tiny piece of milk chocolate, you certainly wouldn't tell them to call the restaurant beforehand or that they are entitled for making fun of it. I mean the joke is that they clearly have a banana but chose to give her just a slice. That's ridiculous. And how do you think they knew it was their birthday? They either told it before or the people at the restaurant noticed it. But however you turn it, giving someone a slice of banana is just ridiculous. Just give them nothing at all then if you're not willing to give a whole banana. Nobody is expecting a huge cake for free.

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Bettina Jansen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I'm wondering how they asked for it and if they asked for something free of charge (people often do that in restaurants, wanting a free B-day dessert).

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Ale_Vidal23
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

those vegans nowadays.. that's the same thing as going to McDonalds asking for a KFC bucket and getting simply some chicken McNuggets.. i mean come on

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Christina Uhlir
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ale, it's not the same, and yes they should make the reservation, and ask if they can be accommodated.

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NgatiDreadz
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First check to see if there is a vegan/vegetarian restaurant in your vicinity if not then stay home cook what you like if you do go out don't expect everyone else to cater to your needs remember you are the minority just take what you get

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your_lesbian_friend
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vegans just make me so angry for some reason... especially the kinds of vegans who ONLY talk about being a vegan... my aunt was one of those vegans and it made me so angry!!

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Christina Uhlir
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

your_lesbian, vegans have a lot to be proud of: they do not contribute to our planet's demise; they do not contribute to the health(care) and opioid crisis; and they are compassionate to all sentient beings. Please, stop be angry with vegans and start doing something good for a common good. Thanks so much.

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María Hermida
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can be a vegan without behaving like an idiot. It's your option, so you can't expect everybody to cater for your wishes. I think being a vegetarian is more reasonable, if you try to get dairy products and eggs from a good source that treats the animals humanely. Choose what you think it's right for you.

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LSS
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about picking a VEGAN restaurant then. Restaurants arent required to cater to your selective dietary restrictions.

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Aidyn06
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the strawberries with the chocolate and sugar sounds good, actually

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misteriosa
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think they are being pricks. As some of other commenters said, either check the menu beforehand, or call the restaurant and ask if they could prepare sth for you. I am nursing a child with allergies, so her allergen list is a no-no for me too, it used to be a lot bigger so we simply never ate out, now we can eat some things, but I do my research and go to places that have things we can eat. But these wanna-be-entitled pricks are everywhere, my husband is a chef and encounters them on weekly basis. Sometimes they can make something on the spot, but sometimes they simply don't have necessary ingredients because for inspection purposes everything they stock must be superfresh amd can't stay in the restaurant for longer than 7 days despite due date being much longer. Call first. It's not hard.

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shado
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I sadly have little to no use or sympathy for vegans or vegetarians; - and even less for those that do harm their pets by trying to get them on the same diets, just so wrong - - it's a fad, and not one that is 'picking up momentum' as so many love to claim - they deserve the 'hell' they have created for themselves - they are usually the stick-up-the-a*s customers that specifically go to a great restaurant that CLEARLY state 'NO Substitutes' at the door, on the menu and are also told by their servers, but yet decide not to heed those words when ordering - cause calamity in every kitchen, slowing everyone elses's order - wonder why the chefs never come to their tables - and generally make everyone feel awkward ... or worse, wish they just hadn't gone out in the first place - and most are real sh*tty tippers to add isult to injury ... and no I have no vegan friends nor friends with vegan freinds - TFG *rant over, whew*

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Bobby's Girl
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know, I wish they would all just tell us they are VEGAN! from the get go, so we can plan ahead and cook extra green beans! Wear a Tshirt, or something. I mean, how are we supposed to know they're VEGAN! when they insist on hiding it? They should just say, "Hi, my name is Rainbow Unicorn Woke-Person, and I'm a VEGAN!" But, sadly, that never happens. (This is sarcasm, by the way.)

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Dorothy Parker
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Family holiday dinner. Surprised two attendees are now vegan. Several vegetarians. Vegans only ate the loaf they brought and sweet potato dish. Slim pickings.

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Jo Choto
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a vegan, I wouldn't go to a non-specialist restaurant and expect them to have food to accommodate my specific dietary requirements. The fact that such restaurants are willing to do anything at all is nice (although a whole banana would have been nicer!). I never had a problem as a vegan, because I researched what worked for me when I went out, and didn't embarrass or shame restaurant staff by requiring things they couldn't possibly provide.

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mntryjoseph
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So easy to make a vegan cake. Just add a can of canned “pumpkin” purée, to a cake mix, and leave out the eggs and oil. Tried it with a chocolate cake mix and couldn't tell there was pumpkin in it at all. Plus, the cake will now have fiber, too!

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4 years ago

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Marnie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get it. You look at the menu and order something. If you ordered a single slice of banana, that's what you're going to get. If you didn't order it, then I doubt they gave it to you. It's not as if you walk in and say, "It's my birthday, please bring me a surprise dessert, but keep in mind that I'm vegan." You CHOOSE what they bring you. I think these people ASKED for this, and then posted it to get likes. Holy cow. What is this thread?! It makes no sense.

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Aunt Messy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you choose to limit your dietary choices in this way, great. Knock yourself out. The rest of the world doesn't do that...and is under NO obligation to cater just to you. If you want a cake to be served on your birthday at a restaurant....BRING YOUR OWN. Most restaurants will, for a fee, cut and serve a cake that you've brought in before your reservation.

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Christina Uhlir
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(the reply for Maria.. and now also for Kjorn continues) .....Animal milk protein, called "casein" is very dissimilar from human protein and causes (together with animal protein in meat and eggs) heart diseases, diabetes, various cancers - especially breast cancer, allergic/inflammatory reactions such as chronic runny nose, recurrent ear and bronchial infections, asthmatic bronchitis, and other chronic, painful inflammations such as arthritis (inflammation of joints, rheumatism (inflammation of muscles), eczema (inflammation of skin), colitis (inflammation of bowels) etc. So, I'm sure that Kjorn, or any other "village wiseman", like Martin Donovan) won't be glad and will not enjoy their old age. Start saving for your health insurance.

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Kim Lee
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, I'm not even vegan but there are some RUDE people here being unnecessarily mean for no reason....

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selioraxemaia
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

VVegans/vegetarians are in for a hard time if they think a plant based diet is “ethical”. It has been shown that plants have an instant chemical reaction when cut or chewed – that green smell after mowing the lawn is their version of a scream. It has been shown that plants recognize and take care of their own offspring and cousins. It has been shown that when attacked, plants fight back. I’m not making this up. Plants Can Hear Themselves Being Eaten, And They Don't Like It https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/environment/a11550/plants-can-hear-themselves-being-eaten-and-they-dont-like-it-17337795/ Plants Recognize Rivals and Fight, Play Nice with Siblings https://www.livescience.com/5793-plants-recognize-rivals-fight-play-nice-siblings.html Plants can actually take care of their offspring – here’s how https://theconversation.com/plants-can-actually-take-care-of-their-offspring-heres-how-33048

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Suzanne Harris
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not sure why you're being downvoted when you are absolutely correct. Plants communicate with chemicals, not sound, and are very aware when they're being eaten.

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AndersM
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha. Stop being a vegan then. Or eat a place that's for vegans. I'm sure they could make you a nice slice of carrot or something.

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Christina Uhlir
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

.....now, that's insensitive to say the least; not helping our endangered planet, not helping suffering animals, not helping to human health, AndersM.

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Just Me
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing to do with vegan. It just sucks whenever you go out for dining. It is posed to be a treat. Not so. You are better off doing it yourself.

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glorytherainwing
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA good thing IM not vegan!!! these are f*****g hilarious!!!! but at the same time I feel bad

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Ms E
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh try going somewhere as gluten intolerant.. it's the same almost.

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Country Nana
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4 years ago

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I keep kosher, so I want to warn you that Hershey's syrup is NOT vegan. Look at the little D next to the OU. Dairy

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Dippin Dot
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That just means it's certified Kosher under the Orthodox Union Dairy requirements; not that it contains dairy; I know as I have worked at a Kosher food processing plant.

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Petra Schaap
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i'm not a vegan and I dont ever want to be one, but the silliest standard fruitsalade would be ok for vegan birthday dessert so I dont see the problem. Or some baked apple-cinnamon-raisins-walnut thingy. Its not that you HAVE to make some complicated special stuff.

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karin s.
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to "check the menue before going" doesn´t avoid vegans or vegetarians from being ridiculed by the staff. serving such things as ice cubes with a cherry on top is a lame joke lacking respect for the customer.

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Ellis
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not checking the menu of calling to inform the restaurant about your dietary preferences is lame and lacking respect for an establishment and the people who work there

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Leftists are so offended by everything...first I would never acknowledge his/her birthday for fear of them crying over microagresssion, second throw them a granola bar and keep my mouth shut if for some reason I would have to be subjected to his/her miserable prescence just to keep the peace.

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Demi Zwaan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'Has very particular dietary wishes'. 'Doesn't check menu before going'. 'Is surprised restaurants can't accommodate'. Also, saying most people have someone in their group of friends who's vegan or vegetarian is untrue. In the US 2% are vegetarian and 0,5% are vegan. Seeing as this is strictly about vegans (plenty of options in restaurants for vegetarians), that means most people have friend groups of 200 people? Nah. But a tip for next time; check the menu before going! Or let them know you're coming and ask if they can make you something specific.

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Eva Verde
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First of all, check the menu first. Second of all, call in advance and ask if they can get you something off the menu. Third, as I understand all the above vegans expected to get FREE vegan pudding "because it's my birthday"... Well, if you're asking for something special, don't expect that the chef will happily drop everything to make you a vegan cupcake... And if he does, have a decency to pay for it (or your friends should pay, it's your bday after all). And yes, sometimes even fruit salad might be a problem if it isn't on the menu - you just don't have fruits in stock.

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A B C
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, why do these people not check the menu before celebrating their birthdays at a specific location and then complain about said location to not meet their needs? It's not the restaurants' fault that they were uninformed. If I'm having, say, celiac disease, I'd choose the restaurant by their gluten-free menu, maybe even call them and ask about possibilities for my needs. Why can't vegans do that, too? I'm calling either attention wh*ring or them being too entitled to think their stuff through here.

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Liz Karsa
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am vegetarian who eats vegan whenever possible and as someone who eats out more than I should I have never had a problem finding amazing vegan desserts. In many cases restaurants will offer to adapt whatever dessert is on their menu. This whole post seems pretty unbelievable.

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Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While I am pleased to see more restaurants and bakeries catering to a wide range of dietary restrictions and allergies, I still cannot stress enough how important it is to call a restaurant in advance or review their menu if you have any specific dietary needs. You cannot expect for every restaurant to cater to your needs or magically whip up a vegan dessert or meal out of thin air. It puts a lot of pressure on the wait staff and the chef. If you call in advance, many restaurants are happy to discuss dietary needs and restrictions and will let you know whether they can accommodate you.

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María Hermida
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is also important to emphasise that restaurants are not obliged to cater for any "special needs", be it gluten-free food, vegan, etc. Every restaurant prepares the food they want.Why don't people check beforehand?

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Lenka Smetanová
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I onced go with a group of people, where two of them was vegan.. When we ordered at restaurant, I chooe meat food, they said that I should be considerate and pick something what is not from a living animal because of them... I said no, because have no problem with them been vegan, so why they cant respected my choices too.

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Ed Souza
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Typical vegan behavior once again. "I don't eat meat, so can you NOT eat meat in front of me?" They're insufferable. I don't care you're a vegan and I'll eat what I want, in front of vegans or anyone else.

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Dippin Dot
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about instead of complaining that the patrons should check the website for vegan options before going out to dinner we recognize that restaurants are in absolutely no way obligated to offer you anything free for your birthday! So the fact that these restaurants tried to accommodate (and were quite humorous in their delivery) is quite nice of them.

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Melodious Functavious
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe if you're a vegan and it's your birthday, you should go to restaurants that cater to you. Would make sense rather than going somewhere in order to have a social media moment...

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Rabite
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How dare them making fun of a funny situation! Fun is not what the internet is for!

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Jessica Russian Sifontes
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Oh look, I'm going to complain because not only I didn't get free stuff from strangers on my b-day, I also didn't get the specific free stuff I wanted! Boohoo!" That's what this post sounds like.

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Jace
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh look, another hit parade of hate on vegans, with absolutely no context in the story as to why things went down the way they did. Add in claims of vegans wanting free s**t to make them seem like greedy bastards. This site is full of bigotry. The safe kind: acting like all vegans are a******s because there’s a meme that says it’s so.

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Gwinevere von Ludwig
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe go to a vegan restaurant on your birthday so you can get a vegan dessert...? just a thought.

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Christina Uhlir
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4 years ago

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I wonder why people get annoyed by veganism? Vegans have a lot to be proud of: they do not contribute to destruction of our planet. They do not hike up health care costs, like sick non-vegans do. They do not cause unconscionable pain and immense suffering to farm animals - which are innocent, sentient being. Thank you.

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Restaurants have websites. And on that website you can find their menus. It's not that hard to find a restaurant which can accomodate you. Just booking a table at some random restaurant and expecting them to be prepared to serve you a vegan meal is kind of dumb. What's next? Going to a steakhouse and complaining that they serve meat?

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Ed Souza
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vegans just have to show they are vegans one way or another... this post is a great example of that behavior.

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AlphaPuck
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its like how they introduce themselves... "Hi nice to meet you my name is Sarah and I'm a vegan". I didnt give a f**k until you said that and now I hate you.

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Marian Suarez
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not vegan or vegetarian but I'm picky as hell and you know what I do before I go somewhere new.... I look at the menu.... I know it's wild what technology can help you accomplish

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YK Chau
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well fruits are pollinated by bees and bees are technically "production animals" now so is fruit still considered vegan-friendly?

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Bored Moogle
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So they are basically shaming non-vegan restaurants for not offering vegan options. I guess I need to start shaming some vegan restaurants for not offering non-vegan options.

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Rabite
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are really not. The joke is that they got a slice of banana and not even a whole one.

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hobbitly
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why I dont eat out much anymore. I dont expect the restaurant to automatically have what my dietary wishes are so I always check the menu first.

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Christina Uhlir
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I too don't eat out much anymore. In general, the restaurant food is not healthy, not planet friendly, and of course, if dot serve plan-based food, not humane.

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Danielle Renee
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if you have special dietary needs, you (or someone you're going to dinner with) needs to call them. you can't expect them to be able to accommodate you on the fly

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Ed Souza
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The cup of ice with cherry on top got me... looks 100% made up by the attention seeking vegan herself.

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Christina Uhlir
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yes, it seems like a mockery done by the restaurant. I just don't believe it's "100% made up......".

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Dave P
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Check the menu first, and see if they have the ability to accommodate, or call in advanced to see if they can. I went out with a vegan for his birthday and we called in advanced to ask if they could do anything, they actually went out and purchased a vegan desert at a nearby bakery for us (and the price was reasonable to their other deserts), not on the menu, but because we asked the day before when making reservations, they were able to accommodate. You can't show up and expect them to make something they dont have just to accommodate you on the spot

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Steve Cruz
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My friend has a disease and must eat carefully. WE DON'T GO TO RESTAURANTS. A vegan or vegetarian who fails to plan ahead, deserves what they get.

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Stannous Flouride
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most vegans won't eat honey because it's produced by bees but have no problem eating plants that are fertilized by those same wonderfully industrious creatures

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Christina Uhlir
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We prefer organic produce fertilized just by composted plants. By the way, Stannous, bees and other insects do not fertilize plants, they pollinate them!!

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Noel Bovae
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I give the restaurants credit for at least TRYING. I think the small portions are meant to look 'fancy.' Most places aren't going to have very many vegan dessert options, and they could easily just say 'sorry, we have no way to accommodate your request.' I think being vegan is great. It's great for your health, and it's also great for the earth, and the animals on it, but you can't expect to have the same accommodations as someone with no dietary restrictions everywhere you go.

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Christina Uhlir
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you so much for your comment, Noel. It's realistic, reasonable, courteous, and compassionate. Now, that's rare.

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Linda Gamoran
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Keeping kosher? Forget about it, the restaurant can't even keep up with the stringencies, so no pity from me. If I want kosher I go to a restaurant that fulfills that requirement,. In other words, you've got to do a little research. to find a place that works out for all involved. However I have to admit that some of the pics are totally hilarious. Really? What were they even thinking!

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Starbelly Eleven
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh boo hoo, if you think I'm going to be outraged that a restaurant can't accommodate your very restrictive dietary choices, you're wrong.

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Rabite
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You guys actually do know that there is a difference between ordering a dessert and some restaurants giving birthday girls and boys a free slice of cake, don't you? Why and how would you look up if your restaurant does this? Also you can eat lots of vegan food at non-vegan restaurants and don't eat or care about dessert.

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Rabite
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm loving all the vegan hate and the assumptions. If this was some non-vegan getting one tiny piece of milk chocolate, you certainly wouldn't tell them to call the restaurant beforehand or that they are entitled for making fun of it. I mean the joke is that they clearly have a banana but chose to give her just a slice. That's ridiculous. And how do you think they knew it was their birthday? They either told it before or the people at the restaurant noticed it. But however you turn it, giving someone a slice of banana is just ridiculous. Just give them nothing at all then if you're not willing to give a whole banana. Nobody is expecting a huge cake for free.

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Bettina Jansen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I'm wondering how they asked for it and if they asked for something free of charge (people often do that in restaurants, wanting a free B-day dessert).

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Ale_Vidal23
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

those vegans nowadays.. that's the same thing as going to McDonalds asking for a KFC bucket and getting simply some chicken McNuggets.. i mean come on

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Christina Uhlir
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ale, it's not the same, and yes they should make the reservation, and ask if they can be accommodated.

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NgatiDreadz
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First check to see if there is a vegan/vegetarian restaurant in your vicinity if not then stay home cook what you like if you do go out don't expect everyone else to cater to your needs remember you are the minority just take what you get

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your_lesbian_friend
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vegans just make me so angry for some reason... especially the kinds of vegans who ONLY talk about being a vegan... my aunt was one of those vegans and it made me so angry!!

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Christina Uhlir
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

your_lesbian, vegans have a lot to be proud of: they do not contribute to our planet's demise; they do not contribute to the health(care) and opioid crisis; and they are compassionate to all sentient beings. Please, stop be angry with vegans and start doing something good for a common good. Thanks so much.

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María Hermida
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can be a vegan without behaving like an idiot. It's your option, so you can't expect everybody to cater for your wishes. I think being a vegetarian is more reasonable, if you try to get dairy products and eggs from a good source that treats the animals humanely. Choose what you think it's right for you.

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LSS
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about picking a VEGAN restaurant then. Restaurants arent required to cater to your selective dietary restrictions.

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Aidyn06
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the strawberries with the chocolate and sugar sounds good, actually

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misteriosa
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think they are being pricks. As some of other commenters said, either check the menu beforehand, or call the restaurant and ask if they could prepare sth for you. I am nursing a child with allergies, so her allergen list is a no-no for me too, it used to be a lot bigger so we simply never ate out, now we can eat some things, but I do my research and go to places that have things we can eat. But these wanna-be-entitled pricks are everywhere, my husband is a chef and encounters them on weekly basis. Sometimes they can make something on the spot, but sometimes they simply don't have necessary ingredients because for inspection purposes everything they stock must be superfresh amd can't stay in the restaurant for longer than 7 days despite due date being much longer. Call first. It's not hard.

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shado
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I sadly have little to no use or sympathy for vegans or vegetarians; - and even less for those that do harm their pets by trying to get them on the same diets, just so wrong - - it's a fad, and not one that is 'picking up momentum' as so many love to claim - they deserve the 'hell' they have created for themselves - they are usually the stick-up-the-a*s customers that specifically go to a great restaurant that CLEARLY state 'NO Substitutes' at the door, on the menu and are also told by their servers, but yet decide not to heed those words when ordering - cause calamity in every kitchen, slowing everyone elses's order - wonder why the chefs never come to their tables - and generally make everyone feel awkward ... or worse, wish they just hadn't gone out in the first place - and most are real sh*tty tippers to add isult to injury ... and no I have no vegan friends nor friends with vegan freinds - TFG *rant over, whew*

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Bobby's Girl
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know, I wish they would all just tell us they are VEGAN! from the get go, so we can plan ahead and cook extra green beans! Wear a Tshirt, or something. I mean, how are we supposed to know they're VEGAN! when they insist on hiding it? They should just say, "Hi, my name is Rainbow Unicorn Woke-Person, and I'm a VEGAN!" But, sadly, that never happens. (This is sarcasm, by the way.)

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Dorothy Parker
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Family holiday dinner. Surprised two attendees are now vegan. Several vegetarians. Vegans only ate the loaf they brought and sweet potato dish. Slim pickings.

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Jo Choto
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a vegan, I wouldn't go to a non-specialist restaurant and expect them to have food to accommodate my specific dietary requirements. The fact that such restaurants are willing to do anything at all is nice (although a whole banana would have been nicer!). I never had a problem as a vegan, because I researched what worked for me when I went out, and didn't embarrass or shame restaurant staff by requiring things they couldn't possibly provide.

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mntryjoseph
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So easy to make a vegan cake. Just add a can of canned “pumpkin” purée, to a cake mix, and leave out the eggs and oil. Tried it with a chocolate cake mix and couldn't tell there was pumpkin in it at all. Plus, the cake will now have fiber, too!

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Marnie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get it. You look at the menu and order something. If you ordered a single slice of banana, that's what you're going to get. If you didn't order it, then I doubt they gave it to you. It's not as if you walk in and say, "It's my birthday, please bring me a surprise dessert, but keep in mind that I'm vegan." You CHOOSE what they bring you. I think these people ASKED for this, and then posted it to get likes. Holy cow. What is this thread?! It makes no sense.

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Aunt Messy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you choose to limit your dietary choices in this way, great. Knock yourself out. The rest of the world doesn't do that...and is under NO obligation to cater just to you. If you want a cake to be served on your birthday at a restaurant....BRING YOUR OWN. Most restaurants will, for a fee, cut and serve a cake that you've brought in before your reservation.

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Christina Uhlir
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(the reply for Maria.. and now also for Kjorn continues) .....Animal milk protein, called "casein" is very dissimilar from human protein and causes (together with animal protein in meat and eggs) heart diseases, diabetes, various cancers - especially breast cancer, allergic/inflammatory reactions such as chronic runny nose, recurrent ear and bronchial infections, asthmatic bronchitis, and other chronic, painful inflammations such as arthritis (inflammation of joints, rheumatism (inflammation of muscles), eczema (inflammation of skin), colitis (inflammation of bowels) etc. So, I'm sure that Kjorn, or any other "village wiseman", like Martin Donovan) won't be glad and will not enjoy their old age. Start saving for your health insurance.

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Kim Lee
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, I'm not even vegan but there are some RUDE people here being unnecessarily mean for no reason....

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selioraxemaia
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

VVegans/vegetarians are in for a hard time if they think a plant based diet is “ethical”. It has been shown that plants have an instant chemical reaction when cut or chewed – that green smell after mowing the lawn is their version of a scream. It has been shown that plants recognize and take care of their own offspring and cousins. It has been shown that when attacked, plants fight back. I’m not making this up. Plants Can Hear Themselves Being Eaten, And They Don't Like It https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/environment/a11550/plants-can-hear-themselves-being-eaten-and-they-dont-like-it-17337795/ Plants Recognize Rivals and Fight, Play Nice with Siblings https://www.livescience.com/5793-plants-recognize-rivals-fight-play-nice-siblings.html Plants can actually take care of their offspring – here’s how https://theconversation.com/plants-can-actually-take-care-of-their-offspring-heres-how-33048

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Suzanne Harris
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not sure why you're being downvoted when you are absolutely correct. Plants communicate with chemicals, not sound, and are very aware when they're being eaten.

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AndersM
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha. Stop being a vegan then. Or eat a place that's for vegans. I'm sure they could make you a nice slice of carrot or something.

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Christina Uhlir
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

.....now, that's insensitive to say the least; not helping our endangered planet, not helping suffering animals, not helping to human health, AndersM.

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Just Me
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing to do with vegan. It just sucks whenever you go out for dining. It is posed to be a treat. Not so. You are better off doing it yourself.

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glorytherainwing
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA good thing IM not vegan!!! these are f*****g hilarious!!!! but at the same time I feel bad

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Ms E
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh try going somewhere as gluten intolerant.. it's the same almost.

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Country Nana
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4 years ago

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I keep kosher, so I want to warn you that Hershey's syrup is NOT vegan. Look at the little D next to the OU. Dairy

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Dippin Dot
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That just means it's certified Kosher under the Orthodox Union Dairy requirements; not that it contains dairy; I know as I have worked at a Kosher food processing plant.

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i'm not a vegan and I dont ever want to be one, but the silliest standard fruitsalade would be ok for vegan birthday dessert so I dont see the problem. Or some baked apple-cinnamon-raisins-walnut thingy. Its not that you HAVE to make some complicated special stuff.

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karin s.
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to "check the menue before going" doesn´t avoid vegans or vegetarians from being ridiculed by the staff. serving such things as ice cubes with a cherry on top is a lame joke lacking respect for the customer.

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Ellis
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not checking the menu of calling to inform the restaurant about your dietary preferences is lame and lacking respect for an establishment and the people who work there

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Leftists are so offended by everything...first I would never acknowledge his/her birthday for fear of them crying over microagresssion, second throw them a granola bar and keep my mouth shut if for some reason I would have to be subjected to his/her miserable prescence just to keep the peace.

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