Wife Decides To Throw A Vasectomy Party To Celebrate Her Husband’s Selfless Act, And It’s Hilarious
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For many guys the thought of having a vasectomy is just horrifying. Who wants somebody poking around down there with sharp objects? Just the word ‘snip’ is enough to make you shudder.
That’s why Washington State mom Kimberly Hemperly was both proud and grateful to her husband Jason for making the decision to have a vasectomy. “I really just wanted to show my support and appreciation to my husband for doing what he did, because not many men offer to go under the knife, “ she told Bored Panda. “The procedure is much harder for the woman, and since I’ve had 2 C-sections with rough recoveries, he ‘took one for the team.’ It’s pretty cool of him to do something like this for me.”
In order to show her appreciation for this chivalrous act she did exactly what any grateful partner with an amazing sense of humour would do: throw a genital-themed party. From meatballs and sausages, to seeds and extra tender beef jerky, the pun potential of the situation was gloriously realised, with the custom made T-shirts for Jason and the kids a nice added touch.
“My husband was surprised by the party. He didn’t know I was planning anything until he got home from work Sunday. He thought it was thoughtful, caring and of course hilarious,” She told us.
Her small but hilarious gesture has resonated with many people, her post has gone viral with 50k shares so far. Perhaps it will inspire a few guys to do likewise and bite the bullet – a short, non-invasive procedure that takes only a few days recovery isn’t much to ask in comparison to, for example, many years of hormone-altering birth control pills.
Jason has since undergone surgery and seems to be doing just fine. Kimberly told Bored Panda: “He only just had the procedure today, so he’s still in the beginning stages of recovery. So far the frozen pea hands are working out perfect!”
“He was nervous about it and he’s in some pain, but says it’s not really that big of a deal. Although that could be the pain meds talking!”
Kimberly and her family certainly weren’t expecting such a response to her post, but seem to taking the attention in their stride. “Our daughter doesn’t really understand what’s going on, I’m sure this will make for a great story when they’re both older,” She said. “Since the post went viral I’d say the majority of the feedback has been positive. A lot of people found the humour in the story, which is why I shared it to begin with.”
Washington State mom Kimberly Hemperly was both proud and grateful to her husband Jason for making the decision to have a vasectomy
In order to show her appreciation for this chivalrous act she did exactly what any grateful partner with an amazing sense of humour would do: throw a genital-themed party
From meatballs and sausages, to seeds and extra tender beef jerky, the pun potential of the situation was gloriously realised
The custom made T-shirts for Jason and the kids were a nice added touch
“My husband was surprised by the party. He didn’t know I was planning anything until he got home from work Sunday. He thought it was hilarious”
“Since the post went viral I’d say the majority of the feedback has been positive. A lot of people found the humour in the story, which is why I shared it to begin with”
Jason has since undergone surgery and seems to be doing just fine!
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Should have read: Wife Overshares details of Husband’s Vasectomy, And It’s Absolutely cringy
"Absolutely hilarious" is a bit of an overstatement.
What a fun couple and kuddos on the husband for taking one for the team! On a more serious note: I hope men also realize and appreciate the sacrifices women constantly make when it comes to birth control and their bodies.. I myself recently had a blood clot in my brain and almost died, due to taking the birth control pill. We constantly put poison in our bodies and should consider an alternative route like this more often...
Yes, Adoracat, I know all about the rhythm method. Not sure the point of your comment
Fertility planning isn't unreliable. People are just bad at it. It's a little complicated and requires following strict rules and signals from your body. Most people simply can't or won't do that.
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Why not the rhythm method?
Fertility Planning is SO UNRELIABLE. It's a great method to use when you WANT pto get pregnant, but our bodies do not work like computers. Ovulation wavers due to stress, changes in diet, feeling passionate, etc. You've got to use something else if you absolutely don't want a baby. Condom, the pill, IUD--something!
You DO know what they call adults who use the rhythm method, right? Parents. Failure rate is 25%, PERFECT USE is still 10% failure rate. The only absolute fail proof method of birth control is abstinence. And I'm not advocating that between consenting adults in a committed relationship. I had two miscarriages post-tubal ligation, do failure rates exist in everything.
Should have read: Wife Overshares details of Husband’s Vasectomy, And It’s Absolutely cringy
"Absolutely hilarious" is a bit of an overstatement.
What a fun couple and kuddos on the husband for taking one for the team! On a more serious note: I hope men also realize and appreciate the sacrifices women constantly make when it comes to birth control and their bodies.. I myself recently had a blood clot in my brain and almost died, due to taking the birth control pill. We constantly put poison in our bodies and should consider an alternative route like this more often...
Yes, Adoracat, I know all about the rhythm method. Not sure the point of your comment
Fertility planning isn't unreliable. People are just bad at it. It's a little complicated and requires following strict rules and signals from your body. Most people simply can't or won't do that.
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
Why not the rhythm method?
Fertility Planning is SO UNRELIABLE. It's a great method to use when you WANT pto get pregnant, but our bodies do not work like computers. Ovulation wavers due to stress, changes in diet, feeling passionate, etc. You've got to use something else if you absolutely don't want a baby. Condom, the pill, IUD--something!
You DO know what they call adults who use the rhythm method, right? Parents. Failure rate is 25%, PERFECT USE is still 10% failure rate. The only absolute fail proof method of birth control is abstinence. And I'm not advocating that between consenting adults in a committed relationship. I had two miscarriages post-tubal ligation, do failure rates exist in everything.