Each year the upcoming Valentine's Day brings a galore of everything heart-shaped to surprise your loved one with. And though you always have your Valentine's Day gift staples - heart-shaped candy and red roses - to choose from, the people wanting to make a buck out of this festivity get more and more creative each year. So, with Valentine's Day upon us, we thought we'd get you in the mood by bringing you this hilarious list of Valentine's design fails.

Compiled by Bored Panda, the collection below features some very questionable merchandise and Valentine's Day ideas gone wrong that would make you look twice and not in a good way. From weird toys that want to "death you" to heart-shaped meat cuts, these funny fails will surely make you start questioning the choices of these designers. Don't forget to vote for your favorite bad designs!

#1

Bringing Both Your Wife And Gf To The Same Restaurant On Valentines Day? Good Idea!

Bringing Both Your Wife And Gf To The Same Restaurant On Valentines Day? Good Idea!

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Sarcasticow
Community Member
2 years ago

Bring both AND the woman from your office you are sexually harrasing - for free!

UniversalMel
Community Member
2 years ago

I see the word porn in the background

Kacy Jones
Community Member
2 years ago

Same

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Misterscooter
Community Member
2 years ago

What other holiday specials do they have at Porn's?

HyperBlender
Community Member
2 years ago

the word "porn" is in the background... wtf is this place. Also, What if u are a girl... LIKE WTF

Catlady6000
Community Member
2 years ago

You could still bring your wife and girlfriend

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Ethan Slusser
Community Member
2 years ago

Have you people considered polyamory?

Ethan Slusser
Community Member
2 years ago

Thank you for whoever liked that.

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Luna
Community Member
2 years ago

Pamper you love ones? Which are those? My "loved" ones?

Danissa Pearson
Community Member
2 years ago

Lol great for polyamorous people

Ericka Skinner
Community Member
2 years ago

As someone who's in a poly relationship, this isn't a fail for me! :-)

Echo
Community Member
2 years ago

The restaurant seems oddly empty. With those kinds of discounts you could feed a pretty large broken family on the cheap.

BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

Bring ALL your baby mama's

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Robert Morson
Community Member
2 years ago

That's clearly a joke.

diane a
Community Member
2 years ago

the bottom one should be free

Rachel
Community Member
2 years ago

Just for clarification and to satisfy any curiosity (since I saw a lot of comments regarding the name of the restaurant "Porn's") - the restaurant is called Porn's (short for Pornsak's restaurant) because it was started by an Thai actor/host in Singapore called Pornsak Prajakwit - could have used a much better name though...

SexyEggPlant
Community Member
2 years ago

is the name of the place porn's?

Rob Chapman
Community Member
2 years ago

"your love ones".......sigh

So_cat Socrate
Community Member
2 years ago

Ahahah, great humor x)

Analyn Lahr
Community Member
2 years ago

Um, can we talk about what it says on the glass?

Carol Williams
Community Member
2 years ago

Bring them both and boyo, are you going to be missing half of something!

brukernavn340
Community Member
9 months ago

What's up with all the grammar mistakes?

brukernavn340
Community Member
9 months ago

Don't they know how to write "your"?

Nostalgic Hyena
Community Member
2 years ago

Well.. that's one way to get dumped.

Kristyn Schulz
Community Member
2 years ago

omg lol

Dustin Allen
Community Member
2 years ago

Well the shops called 'porn's' so idk what else we would expect

Zelda
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh no.Mother would disaprove of this!

Harry Plopper
Community Member
2 years ago

Am i the only one who saw the word porn behind the sign?

Coconut
Community Member
2 years ago

I am concerned about the name of that restaurant, although the sign makes sense with it.

Dina
Community Member
2 years ago

UR...

Cult O’ Blueberries
Community Member
2 years ago

Bring your wife and girlfriend to get 50% off at the porn store

Jace
Community Member
2 years ago

Hey a discount for polyamorous people. That's a first!

Farah Abdullah
Community Member
2 years ago

I wonder what kinda food a restaurant called porn's serve.😖

Alan Turns 9
Community Member
2 years ago

If you bring them both at the same time, %50 off is a rip off because you will be the only one left to eat!

Sardonic Scribe
Community Member
2 years ago

Question - why dies it say porn twice?? I guess if you're bringing in the ho & the wife, porn would be a good plan.

Michał Jastrzębski
Community Member
2 years ago

Plot twist: guy in open/poly relationship comes in with more than 2 partners... :>

MrFish
Community Member
2 years ago

Why does the sign say Porn's?

Ben Smith
Community Member
2 years ago

That's hilarious!

Sveta Smirnova
Community Member
2 years ago

It is located in Singapore from the word SAFRA. Porn's, I believe it is Thai restaurant.

Eleven Seventy Seven
Community Member
2 years ago

Well, the place is called "porn's"!

SnowyLynx
Community Member
2 years ago

Wow, no wonder its empty in there. The shame....

Meowton Mewsk
Community Member
2 years ago

Gross.

Mangopirtelo a
Community Member
2 years ago

What about it's father, mother, son and his gf?

Chloe Oldenberg
Community Member
2 years ago

I think it's a joke

SMarriott
Community Member
1 year ago

Am I the only one who’s noticed it says porn on the glass

Red
Community Member
2 years ago

just biggass letters PORN in the background

Emlyn Vo
Community Member
2 years ago

"porn's"

Ruth mieras
Community Member
2 years ago

Well, the store IS called porns

BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

A restaurant named "Porn's"? Now the sign makes sense

Abhisek Chakraborty
Community Member
2 years ago

And then the name of the restaurant is "Porn's"? Where is this? Dreamland?

Belle Clark
Community Member
2 years ago

Does no one else see, "Porn's" written in the background?

Jeff
Community Member
2 years ago

Anyone else wondering why the place has the word PORN all over

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#2

To All The Single Ladys Out There, Happy Valentine!

To All The Single Ladys Out There, Happy Valentine!

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Luna
Community Member
2 years ago

So very wrong,on so many levels

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#3

So Wrong

So Wrong

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Daniel Losinger
Community Member
2 years ago

Welcome to Alabama.

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#4

I Get A Very Rapey Feeling From My Valentine Mints Quote...

I Get A Very Rapey Feeling From My Valentine Mints Quote...

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Asia
Community Member
2 years ago

wtf...

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#5

This Just Might Be The Worst Valentine's Day Card We Have Ever Seen

This Just Might Be The Worst Valentine's Day Card We Have Ever Seen

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Daniel Losinger
Community Member
2 years ago

Welcome to Alabama.

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#6

File For Divorce? Not Quite The First Gift I Had In Mind For Valentine's Day...

File For Divorce? Not Quite The First Gift I Had In Mind For Valentine's Day...

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Phil The Computer
Community Member
2 years ago

Honey! Did you leave the Irony on? That's it, that's the last time!

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#7

Wait Say What?

Wait Say What?

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Elise Mon
Community Member
2 years ago

omg a dong 😂

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#8

I Death You

I Death You

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FHKW
Community Member
2 years ago

"i sloth you"?

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#9

Heart Shape Headphone Splitter Looks Like A Nut Sack

Heart Shape Headphone Splitter Looks Like A Nut Sack

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Phil The Computer
Community Member
2 years ago

Or as Jake said in adventure time "look it's a butt"

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#10

Um, Yeah. Not The Valentine's Day Gift You Really Wanna Give Or Get

Um, Yeah. Not The Valentine's Day Gift You Really Wanna Give Or Get

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Daniel Losinger
Community Member
2 years ago

Isn't that usually given for free?

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#11

Great Idea For Valentine's Day

Great Idea For Valentine's Day

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Rob Chapman
Community Member
2 years ago

This ad brought to by PornHub

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#12

This Is Either The Best Valentines Day Gift, Or The Worst Valentines Day Gift

This Is Either The Best Valentines Day Gift, Or The Worst Valentines Day Gift

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Szama Bensmail
Community Member
2 years ago

The best

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#13

Are Those Date Rape Pills In The Valentines Section Cvs?

Are Those Date Rape Pills In The Valentines Section Cvs?

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Hope Floats
Community Member
2 years ago

This is just so wrong.... (Someone needs taking aside and the 'obvious' pointed out.)

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#14

What Not To Get Your Love For Valentine’s Day

What Not To Get Your Love For Valentine’s Day

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Hope Floats
Community Member
2 years ago

Supermarkets will dress up and sell anything for Valentines Day... Yesterday i saw chicken breasts,with a printed red ribbon around them.. Unless the idea is to stick them down your Mark's and Spencer's Bra to give yourself what you weren't born with,god knows what they are to do with Valentines Day......

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#15

Walmart Valentine's Day Fail

Walmart Valentine's Day Fail

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Luis Milian
Community Member
2 years ago

my valentine day for the past 5 years....sad...

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#16

I Love You To The And Moon Back!

I Love You To The And Moon Back!

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Terror from Beyond Space
Community Member
2 years ago

It's the thought that counts.

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#17

Love Yourfelf

Love Yourfelf

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TC
Community Member
2 years ago

Felf is a friend of mine...

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#18

Had To Take A Second Look At This Valentine's Card

Had To Take A Second Look At This Valentine's Card

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FHKW
Community Member
2 years ago

Is that a 'Colombian necktie'?

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#19

The Couple Chosen For This White Castle Valentine's Day Ad

The Couple Chosen For This White Castle Valentine's Day Ad

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Daniel Losinger
Community Member
2 years ago

Welcome to Alabama.

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#20

Special Hugs Anyone?

Special Hugs Anyone?

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Allayna
Community Member
2 years ago

i'll pass

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#21

Valentine's Lollypop

Valentine's Lollypop

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Elise Mon
Community Member
2 years ago

OMGGG ..

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#22

Really Awkward Valentine's Gift Idea

Really Awkward Valentine's Gift Idea

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Elise Mon
Community Member
2 years ago

omg no ..

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#23

Unfaithful? Really?

Unfaithful? Really?

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Carol Williams
Community Member
2 years ago

Better than Bobbit...

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#24

Cupid Giving Some "Love" To An Unsuspecting Heart

Cupid Giving Some "Love" To An Unsuspecting Heart

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Cringeworthy Potato Dragon
Community Member
2 years ago

aaaah its an arm its an ARMMMMM DONT THINK OF IT LIKE THAT

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#25

I'm Sorry Reese's, But Your Attempt At A Heart Looks Like A Nutsack

I'm Sorry Reese's, But Your Attempt At A Heart Looks Like A Nutsack

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Rafaella Bueno
Community Member
2 years ago

Those are some really long balls you're seeing there.

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#26

Pretty Sure That 1/2 Of This Valentine's Bamboo Heart Plant Is Dead

Pretty Sure That 1/2 Of This Valentine's Bamboo Heart Plant Is Dead

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SUN-!-@
Community Member
2 years ago

Till death do us part...

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#27

This Valentine's Day "Love" Banner

This Valentine's Day "Love" Banner

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Luna
Community Member
2 years ago

Is that the plural for "lol" ? hmmm

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#28

Is This Really The Best Design For Valentine's Gift?

Is This Really The Best Design For Valentine's Gift?

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Elise Mon
Community Member
2 years ago

*crying inside*

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#29

Valentine's Day Massacre

Valentine's Day Massacre

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LittleGrayMouse
Community Member
2 years ago

At least they didn't give up

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#30

They're Rolling Out The Valentine's Day Stuff Early At Target, But I Don't Think They Really Thought This One Through

They're Rolling Out The Valentine's Day Stuff Early At Target, But I Don't Think They Really Thought This One Through

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Jake Lutick
Community Member
2 years ago

For Satanists?

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#31

Happy Valentines Day!

Happy Valentines Day!

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Cherie Barnard
Community Member
2 years ago

This reminds me too strongly of a valentines card I made my bf, signed "Love, Me". He kept on asking who "Me" was. I was like, dude... its literally ME. I MADE you this card! And he laughed and said he thought I was showing him a card that I got from someone else. Adorable idiot.

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#32

Happy Valentine Day Sample Text

Happy Valentine Day Sample Text

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Daria B
Community Member
2 years ago

Again these owls with "sample text". This makes me want to investigate, but I'm too lazy.

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#33

The Word Choice On This Valentine's Puzzle...

The Word Choice On This Valentine's Puzzle...

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Rob Chapman
Community Member
2 years ago

Where's the "Welcome to Alabama" guy

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#34

Product Helping You To Tell That Your Valentine Smells

Product Helping You To Tell That Your Valentine Smells

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C.Marrero
Community Member
2 years ago

And is a puzzle!

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#35

A Perfect Message For Your Special Valentine

A Perfect Message For Your Special Valentine

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Carol Williams
Community Member
2 years ago

Who you callin' ho?

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