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Can you have too much sugar in your lemonade? Yes, you can. Can you get fed up with all the nauseating positivity which is either staged, or way too cliche to really work? While you are busy thinking of all the inspirational quotes you’ve seen this past week alone, realizing how annoying they are, let me tell you something.

This time, we’re gonna feast on some of the most demotivational quotes out there from the pessimistic corner of Instagram, known as “Unspirational.” Believe me, it does what it says.

From cold showers to much-needed wake up calls and things nobody wants to hear, this is a treat for anyone willing to give up the sugarcoating we've all become allergic to. Psst! More unspirational goodness for your soul waits in part 1.

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#1

This One Just Keeps Folding Back In On Itself

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Hans
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, in fact the Dunning–Kruger effect even proposes that dumb people tend to overestimate their cognitive abilities.

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#3

Fuck They Really Are

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hollow vessels sound the loudest and are useless till they are filled.

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The quotes posted on the Instagram account cover everything from current events to our insecurities and mild daily annoyances.

And they have a good formula going for them—after all, it’s said that laughter helps us deal with psychologically distressing experiences (like all the calamities 2020 has thrown at us) by making them feel less threatening, and swearing relieves stress by allowing us to let down our guard and put our heart into venting.

So if this brand of misanthropy and self-deprecation resonates with you, don’t feel too bad about it. It might be just what you need to get through another Monday... or a whole week of them.

#4

Everyone’s A Fucking Expert These Days

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Opinions are like a**holes. Everyone's got it, but you do not have to show it to everyone.

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#10

No Small Talk Plz

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg! That's why I don't talk to most people. And then I m considered rude. For keeping my mouth shut. There is literally everything else I can do to offend anyone

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#12

Simple Demands In This Life

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t care what your religion is as long as your beliefs don’t impact on others lives.

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#19

It’s Sunday. Take The Day Off And Give Us All The Day Off Too

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear it

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Blarrg
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First rule of workout should be the same as the first rule of fight club.

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I daily talk about mine.. If not constantly. Such as I hit 6 days this week of a really awesome run. Trying to hit 50mins regularly. Some days I'm beat and make it to only 35 mins. I've lost almost all my weight.. From 210 lbs to hitting 125 lbs ✨ I love bike riding too. I also whine and cry out loud tons if I eat badly. It's my life and I don't have much else to talk about outside of healthy diet, cleaning and sobriety. Also mental health. All of those subjects annoy others. Lol

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#25

Come Over Here And Let’s Talk Shit, Amigo

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#29

Happy Christmas Eve!!!! Please End The Madnesssss

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Steve Barnett
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Best thing about not working in an office anymore; the relentless, endless, tedious talk about Xmas, EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY. Starting about this time of year then for the next 2 months. Nothing against Xmas, but it's just one day. ONE CHUFFING DAY. Overkill.

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#30

In Fact I Think It’s Rude That You Expect Me To Be On Time

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I stop inviting people who can't be arsed to turn up on time. It's incredibly rude of people. Shows they don't care enough about you.

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