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Can you have too much sugar in your lemonade? Yes, you can. Can you get fed up with all the nauseating positivity which is either staged, or way too cliche to really work? While you are busy thinking of all the inspirational quotes you’ve seen this past week alone, realizing how annoying they are, let me tell you something.

This time, we’re gonna feast on some of the most demotivational quotes out there from the pessimistic corner of Instagram, known as “Unspirational.” Believe me, it does what it says.

From cold showers to much-needed wake up calls and things nobody wants to hear, this is a treat for anyone willing to give up the sugarcoating we've all become allergic to. Psst! More unspirational goodness for your soul waits in part 1.

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#1

This One Just Keeps Folding Back In On Itself

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, in fact the Dunning–Kruger effect even proposes that dumb people tend to overestimate their cognitive abilities.

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Fuck They Really Are

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hollow vessels sound the loudest and are useless till they are filled.

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The quotes posted on the Instagram account cover everything from current events to our insecurities and mild daily annoyances.

And they have a good formula going for them—after all, it’s said that laughter helps us deal with psychologically distressing experiences (like all the calamities 2020 has thrown at us) by making them feel less threatening, and swearing relieves stress by allowing us to let down our guard and put our heart into venting.

So if this brand of misanthropy and self-deprecation resonates with you, don’t feel too bad about it. It might be just what you need to get through another Monday... or a whole week of them.

#4

Everyone’s A Fucking Expert These Days

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Opinions are like a**holes. Everyone's got it, but you do not have to show it to everyone.

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#8

Like, It’s A Good Excuse

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some holidays and special occasions encourage masks and costumes, and super heroes look so cool dressed in bright colors and tights -- people should be a whole lot more excited to wear a mask than plain old T shirts and blue jeans. Maybe people just hate plain masks . . .

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Considering some people's faces, it becomes clear that humans aren't as violent as they say.

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Philly Bob Squires
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, they do increase my chances of getting a date, so there is that...

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#10

No Small Talk Plz

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg! That's why I don't talk to most people. And then I m considered rude. For keeping my mouth shut. There is literally everything else I can do to offend anyone

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#12

Simple Demands In This Life

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t care what your religion is as long as your beliefs don’t impact on others lives.

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#25

Come Over Here And Let’s Talk Shit, Amigo

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#29

Happy Christmas Eve!!!! Please End The Madnesssss

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Steve Barnett
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Best thing about not working in an office anymore; the relentless, endless, tedious talk about Xmas, EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY. Starting about this time of year then for the next 2 months. Nothing against Xmas, but it's just one day. ONE CHUFFING DAY. Overkill.

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#30

In Fact I Think It’s Rude That You Expect Me To Be On Time

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I stop inviting people who can't be arsed to turn up on time. It's incredibly rude of people. Shows they don't care enough about you.

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#31

This Is Frighteningly Accurate

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To people can reach a compromise when they lower their standards just the right amount. Gimme a definition of 'true love' that everyone can agree on!

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#32

It’s Good To Have Hobbies

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#34

What A Waste Of Time And Energy

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#37

As. Often. As. Possible

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#41

There Is No “U” In “Love”

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#43

Wednesday Vibes

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#45

Forever And Ever Amen

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#46

Don’t Scare Your Friends, Get Our Calendar Instead. Link In Our Bio Now To Get 10% Off!

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol.. Hahaha. I post them 1000% of the time. I use them to help my own mental health. I like them more then regular people/ friends and their posts/ life. My mental health is sh*t, but the posts help me stay positive a tiny bit. I also keep a lot on my phone downloaded.

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#48

Friday. Goodbye, Week

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You Can Do It. We Believe In You

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

im now inspired to lie down and just nap under three blankets (bc its below freezing)

#54

Helpful Advice!

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But if you know all about everything and you even know it better than anyone else, you are allowed to tweet it.

#55

Unspirational-Quotes

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Be happy that he gave you four forks, instead of just one.

#56

Hashtag Bedtime

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Raine Soo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have an old 2011 Nokia because I don't care about apps or people texing me.

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#57

Unspirational-Quotes

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i would much rather stay in my blanket burrito than... *shudder* work

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#59

Time To Make Bad Decisions!!!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do s**t on weekends that I regret everyday. This is a level-up.

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#60

No Thanks Tgif

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes. It leads you to the misery of praying that Monday never comes

#63

Let Me Introduce You To My Best Friend, Pizza

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Unspirational-Quotes

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One day I'll wear a plain t-shirt, the next, a t-shirt with a design on it; this helps me keep check of what day it is. Doesn't always work though.

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#67

Here We Go Again, Goddamn It

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#72

Aim High! Fail Hard!

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Unspirational-Quotes

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#74

Real Friends Double Tap

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Raine Soo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do you tell a friend that she has the worst and most garish taste and goes around as if she has the best taste in the world? Any suggestions?

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#76

Seriously Y’all What The Fuck

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, It started with a bat and it escalated so quickly that time had to slow down so people could keep up.

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#78

Are Yall As Pumped As We Are For Another Day Full Of Bad News And Disappointment!?!? 🥳🥳🥳🥳

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm afraid we have to prepare for much more than another terrible day

#79

Happy Winter Solstice

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

we had a three day school week last week... felt like the l o n g e s t w e e k e v e r

#82

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are times when people talking to me makes my ears bleed. This is especially true if the person has a high pitched voice, and absolutely loves the sound of it.

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#83

Enjoy!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But life just gives me wonderful weekends without doing anything all week.

#85

We Don’t Tbh

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They still are and for me they even got better. ( I'm sorry but, cough cough. Yes, quarantine...)

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#87

Are You In? Can’t We Count On You?

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#89

This Is How To Make Friends

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Unspirational-Quotes

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The hearts in the background really brings out the kindness of what this genius is abt to do 😊

#91

Spread The Word

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#92

Tidy Up

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Unspirational-Quotes

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And I am very embarrassed to think that I thought you were a really great person. My bad.

#94

Weekend Plans: Check

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#95

I’m Stuffed And Maybe Dying

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

or i will consume all the food with a side of deep regret

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#97

Happy V Day From Your Friends Here At Unspirational

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Something To Consider

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#99

Shocking How Many People Don’t Though

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doesn't it drive u mad when your talking to someone who mixes them up, it's like pick up you're dictionary dude! XD ;)

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Weekend Mood

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