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Can you have too much sugar in your lemonade? Yes, you can. Can you get fed up with all the nauseating positivity which is either staged, or way too cliche to really work? While you are busy thinking of all the inspirational quotes you’ve seen this past week alone, realizing how annoying they are, let me tell you something.

This time, we’re gonna feast on some of the most demotivational quotes out there from the pessimistic corner of Instagram, known as “Unspirational.” Believe me, it does what it says.

From cold showers to much-needed wake up calls and things nobody wants to hear, this is a treat for anyone willing to give up the sugarcoating we've all become allergic to. Psst! More unspirational goodness for your soul waits in part 1.

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#1

This One Just Keeps Folding Back In On Itself

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Hans
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, in fact the Dunning–Kruger effect even proposes that dumb people tend to overestimate their cognitive abilities.

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#3

Fuck They Really Are

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hollow vessels sound the loudest and are useless till they are filled.

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The quotes posted on the Instagram account cover everything from current events to our insecurities and mild daily annoyances.

And they have a good formula going for them—after all, it’s said that laughter helps us deal with psychologically distressing experiences (like all the calamities 2020 has thrown at us) by making them feel less threatening, and swearing relieves stress by allowing us to let down our guard and put our heart into venting.

So if this brand of misanthropy and self-deprecation resonates with you, don’t feel too bad about it. It might be just what you need to get through another Monday... or a whole week of them.

#4

Everyone’s A Fucking Expert These Days

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ML
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Opinions are like a**holes. Everyone's got it, but you do not have to show it to everyone.

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#10

No Small Talk Plz

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg! That's why I don't talk to most people. And then I m considered rude. For keeping my mouth shut. There is literally everything else I can do to offend anyone

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#12

Simple Demands In This Life

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t care what your religion is as long as your beliefs don’t impact on others lives.

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#25

Come Over Here And Let’s Talk Shit, Amigo

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#29

Happy Christmas Eve!!!! Please End The Madnesssss

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Steve Barnett
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Best thing about not working in an office anymore; the relentless, endless, tedious talk about Xmas, EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY. Starting about this time of year then for the next 2 months. Nothing against Xmas, but it's just one day. ONE CHUFFING DAY. Overkill.

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H Edwards
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All the anticipation and buildup creates so much pressure for it to be a *perfect* day, which inevitably leads to disappointment.

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Dana
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whenever I say I don't like Christmas anymore, people get so offended. It's because Christmas was always my Mom and I's favorite holiday and we would have so much fun decorating and listening to Christmas music. Not that she lives in Vegas, it is really hard for me to do that type of stuff anymore. Everyone has a reason for things, maybe they lost a loved one that day, but do us a favor and don't call us a grinch because we have different views.

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hobbitly
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Listening to it right now, haha!! I dont really like Christmas, but I do like Christmas music XD

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Elaine Mattingly
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stop showing commericals that tell me all the things I must buy, how to wrap them and how to lower my interest rate on my credit cards.

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Aski Markup
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like Christmas jingles, but I'm not Christian. Maybe I'm weird...

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#30

In Fact I Think It’s Rude That You Expect Me To Be On Time

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Ren Karlej
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I stop inviting people who can't be arsed to turn up on time. It's incredibly rude of people. Shows they don't care enough about you.

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