Sometimes we need a little pick me up when life has dealt us a difficult hand, and inspiring quotes are a great way to do that. They are so uplifting they sound like they came straight from your parent's mouth, 'you're special' or 'you can do anything if you put your mind to it,' and let's not forget 'when life gives you lemons make lemonade,' and all the other happy-go-lucky bullcrap of motivational quotes. Well for all the realists out there who are tired of too much sugar in their lemonade, the uninspirational quotes account is back with more funnyinspiring quotes.

Be forewarned these short quotes are not here to make you feel like a special unique snowflake, they are here to remind you that if at first, you don't succeed, you should probably give up and that staying in bed is always the best decision for all the sad people. Scroll down for a healthy serving of sugar-free, sarcastic and hilarious helping of quotes!

#1

At Least In Bed Nothing Can Go Wrong

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diane a
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2 years ago

My mantra - lol

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#2

Friendly Reminder

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Hans
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2 years ago

It takes many muscles to blur a "U" so that it looks like a U formed with nine pixels only.

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#3

Shrug

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Hans
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2 years ago

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Looking at mock-inspirational quotes to make others feel worse is like...well, nevermind.

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#4

Because Let’s Face It, They’re Probably Not

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
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2 years ago

Or just eat, as if there is only yourself in the world.

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#5

Double Standards

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
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2 years ago

Or maybe you are drunk.

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#6

Tag A Friend You Hate ! 😏

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
Community Member
2 years ago

Well, this is so true~

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#7

We Are All Very Concerned About You

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Eirik Johnsbråten
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2 years ago

We all have that friend, don't we?

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#8

Life Lessons From

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Marta Puig
Community Member
2 years ago

or maybe bigger

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#9

Learn From The Past

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diane a
Community Member
2 years ago

So true

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#10

Believe In Nothing!!!

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Miklós Nagy
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2 years ago

And on the other side: you can only disappoint those who expected anything from you!

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#11

There Are Plenty Of Fish In The Shitty Shitty Sea

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Anne
Community Member
2 years ago

No.

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#12

Do Some Dating This Weekend

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
Community Member
2 years ago

A headache or endless headaches~

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#13

It Goes Both Ways, Baby

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Mother Mary Helen
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2 years ago

Well obviously

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#14

Have A Great Weak

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
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2 years ago

Good Idea! I will try it tommorrow~

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#15

Weekends Are For Over-Eating

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
Community Member
2 years ago

Be optimistic. He probably just thinks you have three heads and six arms, and that you can do better than anyone else, especially when it comes to eating.

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#16

No. Seriously. It's Never Gonna Happen. Give Up

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
Community Member
2 years ago

I hardly understood the punctuation~

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#17

Just Don’t Do It

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
Community Member
2 years ago

But if I never get up, I will starve to death~

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#18

So So So Fucking Jealous

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
Community Member
2 years ago

Maybe the dogs think of you the same way. They may be jealous of you, too.

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#19

Lesson Of The Day

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
Community Member
2 years ago

Look into the deep heart, everyone is terrible in some way~

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#20

Life Goals From

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diane a
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

Its called being stinking rich

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#21

I’ll Get Back At You Soon With A Better Answer Ttyl

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
Community Member
2 years ago

Ttyl, then~

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#22

It’s Just Math

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Marta Puig
Community Member
2 years ago

and hunger!!!

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#23

Workout Wednesday

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
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2 years ago

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How about putting a cashmere sweater on your abs? hahaha~

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#24

It’s Nice To Have Time Alone

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

Actually panda recommended your post to me, so I have no other choice but to open it, now you see, I am here~ O(∩_∩)O hahaha

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#25

This Is All A Losing Game

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Marta Puig
Community Member
2 years ago

no in this lifetime, maybe when I reincarnate as Ghandi

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#26

Everything Ends Badly!!!

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
Community Member
2 years ago

Sure, the moon waxes and wanes~

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#27

Every. Damn. Night

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Linda D'Ascenzo
Community Member
2 years ago

Yep

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#28

Have Fun With That!

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
Community Member
2 years ago

OMG, It must be a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees your ass~~~hahaha~

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#29

This Is The Only Way Many Of Us Are Ever Going To Find Happiness

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
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2 years ago

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If he or she can be cheated so easily, do you really think he or she is too good for you???

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#30

Give Me Naps Or Give Me Death

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
Community Member
2 years ago

Ignorance is bliss~

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#31

Have Big Goals And Make Them Come True

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
Community Member
2 years ago

No, your world will definitely ends someday somewhere. If you just stay in bed for the rest of your life, then it will ends on you bed. There's no doubt about that~~~

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#32

Don’t Wake Me Up Until Monday

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Kenny Kulbiski
Community Member
2 years ago

And then taking a nap.

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#33

Please. Please. Please.

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Marta Puig
Community Member
2 years ago

such a very good statement <3

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#34

Sweet Dreams

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
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2 years ago

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You're so perfectionist, I usually use those eight hours to sleep~

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#35

The Night Is Young! Get To Complainin’!!!

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
Community Member
2 years ago

Yeah, if I don't complain, I'll get depressed. I don't want that at all!

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#36

And Tonight I’m Going To Eat My Friends

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
Community Member
2 years ago

That's why you are wearing a velvety luscious fat on your abs~

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#37

Try It Sometime!!!

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Daria B
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

You say best... (you say beeeeeest) when you say nothin' at all ♬♪

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#38

It's Never Too Late To Give Up!

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
Community Member
2 years ago

This is true for 90% people, but for the other 10%, It's just the opposite.

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#39

Sundays Are For Staying In Bed

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
Community Member
2 years ago

Perhaps you need to buy more portable batteries~

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#40

Dream Big!!!

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Eirik Johnsbråten
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2 years ago

That's actually oddly inspirational.

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#41

I Regret All The Desserts But I Will Do It Again Anyway

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
Community Member
2 years ago

If I had a time machine all I would do si use it to go back i time to right before I loved him I just loved~hahaha~

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#42

Aaaaaand I’m Reaaaaally Good At It

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
Community Member
2 years ago

Mine is sleeping~

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#43

Have A Great Weekend!!!

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troufaki13
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2 years ago

Unless you're a vampire. Or Highlander :P

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#44

Happy Halloween

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
Community Member
2 years ago

Really? Wait for me to look in the mirror and get back to you soon~~~

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#45

Happy 4th Of July!!!

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Bonnie Blue Bird
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2 years ago

True, so much of life people waste behind their phones taking picture for likes rather than enjoying the experience.

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#46

Sundays Are Great For Breaking Up With Someone

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
Community Member
2 years ago

If you dared say this to me, I'll die of a broken heart~

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#47

How About Trying This New Method!????

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Jaguarundi
Community Member
2 years ago

Other people actually have valid opinions and differing points of view?!? OH THE HORROR!

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#48

But You’re Not, So I Don’t

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
Community Member
2 years ago

If you can love me, then I will try to be your pizza~

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#49

Please Keep It Down Until At Least Tomorrow

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Freya the Wanderer
Community Member
2 years ago

Or before I've finished my first cup of coffee.

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#50

Totally How I Feel Today

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
Community Member
2 years ago

Are you thinking of a beautiful girl named QUIET?

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#51

Almost Every Day

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
Community Member
2 years ago

OMG, I love sleeping, I hate phone calls and endless jobs~

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#52

Always Plan Ahead

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Danish Dynomummy
Community Member
2 years ago

Check, 3 of mine are the only ones in Denmark named that

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#53

Sundaysssssssss

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Jaguarundi
Community Member
2 years ago

I have spent entire days in silence, I love those days..

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#54

You Think You’re Good At Sex But You’re Probably Not

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
Community Member
2 years ago

hahaha~

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#55

Hate To Break It To Ya 😛😛😛

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
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2 years ago

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Everyone's here to spend the boring time~

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#56

2017

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Sandra Porras
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2 years ago

OMG , so right

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#57

Yes. This Is About You

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Jaguarundi
Community Member
2 years ago

When you get that long stare and someone asks "How does that work?" about your clothing item.

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#58

Literally. Nothing. Matters.

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Sandra Porras
Community Member
2 years ago

yes

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#59

🎶🎶🎶happiness Is A Diseaseeeeeee 🎶🎶🎶

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
Community Member
2 years ago

You mean you want me to live like a zombie?

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#60

Too Real? (

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
Community Member
2 years ago

Or you don't have someone you like.

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#61

2017 In A Nutshell

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cashmeremanufacturer.com
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2 years ago

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If I were you, I wouldn't use all negation. I would definitely use partial negation.

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