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Parenthood is very rewarding and quite adventurous. Your life gets turned upside down, and you're doing things you never thought you would: early mornings, late nights, constant stress and pressure, yet a tiny smile from your little human is quick to fix any of your worries. 

You spend a few exciting months preparing for your baby's arrival, figuring out all the whys and hows. Probably constantly thinking about how you could make your child's life extra special and satisfying. One of the scariest and most vital decisions for new parents or parents-to-be is choosing your offspring's name. Some folks stick to fairly common ones – others take this assignment far too seriously. 

"Poke fun at awful names and naming culture. No name is safe" – an online community with over 41K members that dedicates itself to "unique" names continues to entertain its members with odd examples, and BP collected a few of the best ones. 

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A Funny Break From Our Regularly Scheduled Ridiculousness

A Funny Break From Our Regularly Scheduled Ridiculousness

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May
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sharing a sense of humour is a great thing, even if the one you're sharing it with is yourself

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Everyone has names, all 7.9 billion of us – and they all mean different things to people, even if it's something common. It's exciting to think that, at one point, our folks decided to sit together and go through all the possible options that they found appealing, before settling on the one that they thought would fit our story.

it's understandable that each parent wants the absolute best for their child. You want them to have a fulfilling life, filled with amazing memories and great success. Incidentally, some might think that the name will mysteriously affect their offspring's future, so they make it their top priority to come up with something meaningful and maybe even unusual.

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This Person Is Doing The Lord's Work.

This Person Is Doing The Lord's Work.

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Every generation had a certain set of names that was quite popular and up until a decade ago, it wasn't uncommon to encounter a few peers with the same one as yours. Whether it was a playground, a school or your workplace – there were always a few Davids and Sarahs around.

Who knows, maybe back then folks weren't bothered by the popularity of their baby's name and the only thing that mattered to them was that it wouldn't get their offspring in trouble with their mates. Mockery and bullying could seriously mess with a young person's mind, and who wants their child to go through all this trouble?

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Don't Mess With Moonpie!

Don't Mess With Moonpie!

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DUN DUN (she/her)
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my my! Here Kayl- Oh I mean Kaela, have some ointment for that....burn

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Sadly, kids don't have any filter. Little ones will say everything that comes to their minds and they won't think twice about it. This type of behavior could be blamed on multiple things: a lack of discipline, a simple thought outburst that often happens at their age – whatever it might be, chances are your child will still get bullied. As we all know, looks play a crucial role when it comes to bullying since commenting on someone's appearance is considered to be a norm even when you hit 40, but having a wacky name also messes with the way your peers perceive you.

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Thought Y’all Would Appreciate This

Thought Y’all Would Appreciate This

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Having an odd name could lead to some unpleasant issues, for instance, offensive nicknames. And when a problem of a similar character occurs, it's extremely hard to get folks to view you as you, and not as the nickname you've been given. When you're young, you don't have the time to think about how uniqueness will conquer the world someday, all you care about is fitting in, and preferably with the popular folks.

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#7

Finally, An Explanation For Weird Names That I Can Support

Finally, An Explanation For Weird Names That I Can Support

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I Posted A Fake Name On Instagram As A Joke And None Of My Friends Have Expressed Concern

I Posted A Fake Name On Instagram As A Joke And None Of My Friends Have Expressed Concern

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#9

Any Hardcore Petnames?

Any Hardcore Petnames?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, my cat's name is Eddie, short for Eddie Izzard. He's a tuxedo cat, and has a white garter on his right leg.

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Though, this decade is all about celebrating the individuality of each person, and maybe this is exactly the reason why we've been stumbling upon so many over-complicated names. People are eager to be unique and special, they want to differ from others and to be their own special person. Back in the days, it was rewarding to name your child after a grandparent or a significant person in your life, but nowadays it's all about individual identity. Fitting in is not "cool" anymore, which is amazing and very freeing – however, some people take this celebration of individuality the wrong way.

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Maybe Her Momma Was Hungry?

Maybe Her Momma Was Hungry?

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Latrina

Latrina

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Luna Rue
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Prince John : Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it? Latrine : We changed it in the 9th century. Prince John : You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"? Latrine : Yeah. Used to be "Sh*thouse." Prince John : It's a good change. That's a good change!

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By all means, naming your child something different is wonderful and empowering, but why would somebody want to call their baby that will eventually become a 50-year-old office worker Midnight or Calliope? It seems that in today's world, a name is more than what your friends or your teachers call you – it's an aesthetic that your parents made up in their minds, a social media handle, if you will.

#13

Oh Dear...

Oh Dear...

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Mouse Man
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom was a teacher. First day of class, she asked everyone what they wanted to be called. That was it the whole year.

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Til There’s A Technical Term For Your Child’s Name Manifesting Their Personality

Til There’s A Technical Term For Your Child’s Name Manifesting Their Personality

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NsG
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nominative determinism (just to expand on this a little for those who don't already know) is where Flora Baker gets a job making cakes or goes into botany (kinda a twofer), Milly Owche becomes a dentist, or DJ Turner has a career in music, etc.

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Don't Cassume Someone's Name Meme

Don't Cassume Someone's Name Meme

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Robert T
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You heard the one about the lady who called herself Tess, who upon marrying a Mr Tickle, suddenly decided that she wanted to be known as Theresa. Can't think why. ;-)

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You Never Know A Person...

You Never Know A Person...

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Roe-Why?

Roe-Why?

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Nathaniel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How to create a baby name. Take a normal name. Force 5 vowels into it. And a Y. Bonus points if you can jam an X in there.

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In Honor Of Mean Girls Day

In Honor Of Mean Girls Day

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June’s Very Own
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg if you want weird baby names, search up nick cannons kids. “Powerful queen cannon” being the worst one

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#21

Heros Live Amongst Us

Heros Live Amongst Us

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guess what her nickname would be. Namers should always think about nicknames and what the initials spell. I went out with a guy whose initials were F. U. K. A woman in my office was named Ana Lyses. Worse, some applications used our first name and last initial, so she'd appear on the form as A**L.

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Found On Another Sub. Poor Thing

Found On Another Sub. Poor Thing

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Your Name Might Be Bad, But It Will Never Be This Bad.

Your Name Might Be Bad, But It Will Never Be This Bad.

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As Long As I Live, There Will Never Be A Worse Name Than This One.

As Long As I Live, There Will Never Be A Worse Name Than This One.

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#26

Writing The 75th Khaytlynne Variant

Writing The 75th Khaytlynne Variant

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m so glad my mum spelled my name Becki and not Bhekkeigh. She was even being bold giving me an “I” instead of a “y.”

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So Sorry, My Dude

So Sorry, My Dude

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Really? All these examples of ostensibly loving parents giving kids names that guarantee they will be picked on in school and he's whining about "Chad"?

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It’s Time To Burn Utah To The Ground. (Found On A Facebook Name Group)

It’s Time To Burn Utah To The Ground. (Found On A Facebook Name Group)

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dee dee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I tried reading those and i gave myself a stroke. Goodbye.

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GoddessOdd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your heart is outside your body, but it's just possible your brain went too.

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Miriam L
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm reading the first name as Makelty Raylayanne, which is still confusing spelling but slightly more phonetically coherent. I'm reading the second as Drawson Lintlaymay and for the poor babe's sake, I really hope I'm reading it wrong.

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Nicole McDowall
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are really gonna love having to explain how to spell their names to everyone for the rest of their lives 😬

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Who the What
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a off and on Utahn, I would like to formally disown whoever did this.

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the aftermath is secondary™
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mckelteigh is short for Mickeltejsfcmdvjhkgdfjkbn,svkshngjsbufnjngvnsjhfgdscfnkjgcjkgdvjbfg

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Erwin Romadan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If native english speaker had a problem reading those names. Me, as a non native, would prefer to just call them, you or both of you

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Jp@nda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We do not claim this as English, this is what happens when you take five sets of Scrabble letters, shake them all up, throw it down, and see what happens

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Francesca Annoni
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First day of school for these kids "today we'll try to write our name..." poor kids.. Or a Starbucks order ..put some random letters!!

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IJ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do people like using so many unecessary letters?

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Nina
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How can anyone do this to their kids? I honestly don't get it. This should not be allowed

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P.A.B.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Parents should have to suffer public humiliation for idiotic names they give their children and should be fined for the suffering they’ll put their children through. Just sayin’.

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KariLovesHerKat
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are made up and stupid names and you know the mother is going to have a fit because people will get the names wrong

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Karen Bryan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely right about Utah. I know a little girl who's been stuck with Emerii.

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Elvira Dirge
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a pre-k teacher and trying to help these kids learn how to write their names would be awful. Not only are they needlessly long, but it doesn't sound right phonetically either. I get the unique name. My given name is unique, but there has got to be a line. I don't mean to sound judgemental, but these poor kids have a lifetime of trouble ahead of them every time they have to introduce themselves, and no teacher will ever be able to pronounce these.

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Mary Burton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My friend was a prof in Idaho and said people from a certain religion gave their kids unusual names or used unusual spellings. That's all I'm going to say.

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Janet L
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You HAVE no heart burdening those innocent babies with those dumbass names.

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Wombatish
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I keep waiting for Utah to embrace 'Offred' and 'Ofglenn' (etc) unironically. Gotta honor the priesthood holder! It's not even that far off the mark since he's supposed to be in charge of her reproductive rights until he literally passes them off to her husband 🤮

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Tia Hain
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I work in Utah and commonly say, "traditional spelling or utah spelling?"

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Shortstuff
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait until they have to spell their names every time they say them.

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Jonathan Zagrodnik
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read this outloud, and now I have a demon that won't leave me alone.

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Meami
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes when I try to read these names, it's just too much work to figure out what the names actually are and I go get a snack instead.

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Ivan Petrov
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A lot more Cthulhu worshipers amoung young parents, than I expected.

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Lanna Mama
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just have more kids if u want more names. Stop connecting 3 1/2 more damn names per kid.

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Cousin Jake
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I said those names out loud and now C'thulu is under my bed

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Red
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here's a new rule: a normal person must be able to read the kid's name in less than a minute. If it takes them longer, its too f****d up. Go back. Try again.

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Lynn Morello
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those poor kids, It is going to take a degree in social sciences to be able for them to lean to spell those ames, Let alone Pronounce them.

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Keisha
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have no idea how one would even begin to say those names.

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Gypsy Lee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And I'll say it again; In Utah, this is a thing. G'Kayden hasn't got anything on the names some of my cousins have cursed their kids with. Naiveey Saoilaire, Brocclleighain Neaphai .. the list goes on. And I was the "weird" one for naming my son after a novelist; Nathaniel. (Let's not get started on those obnoxious giant headbands they make the babies wear.)

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Jazmine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do they expect the kids to spell these names.. Imagine a first grader trying to spell that? Effing stupid

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Biliegh Berrie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought that was a dog curled up. I named the babies Ann and May

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L Smith
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Utah is one of the most original name places ever. You should check out a census record for nineteenth-century residents in Utah. Men named Val, Kelly, Kerry. Women named Ora Sue, Velda.

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Sheila Cobb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WTF??? How do you pronounce them!! Your kids are going to have fun trying to remember how to SPELL their own names! Think of the kids for crying out loud!!!

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JustStaevo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Translation: McCeltee Rayleeanne and Drawson Lintleemay. Lint????!!!!

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EJN
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, but those are god-awful names. They will be in Junior High School before they can spell those names!

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Nurichwersonst
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These parents must struggle everytime they have to write the names of those poor individuals.....

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DetongLhamo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine signing for a delivery or something, in those ever shrinking signature boxes with crap names like these? Parents like this don’t deserve kids because they don’t see them as individual entities who are going to grow up.

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Riley Quinn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These selfish parents are cruel. Most likely, not too bright, either.

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Kim Lorton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They will need nicknames because even as adults they will never remember how to spell their names!

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Darrell Perry
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey mom! Now that we’re 12 do you think we will learn how to spell own own names this year?

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Alan Gale
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just said those names out loud, and now a demon has come to take my soul. Bye, all.

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april jenkins
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

all 2nd graders in their school can already spell their names perfectly except those two.

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Dolly_of TheCowboy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pity her heart was not outside her body before she foisted those names on the children

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laura lee
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think these parents just can't spell and are trying their best "hooked on phonics"

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TimeToIndulgeMyADHD
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a Utahn, I wish to slap Utah parents at least once a week. We have so many names like these. 😭

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Vladimir Bozic
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am not a native English speaker, but I think I am God damn good with pronouncing strange words, since I am speaking several languages... After trying to read these, I immediately checked myself in the asylum for a weekend, just to ne safe.

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Sam Farmer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did their cat walk across their keyboard as they were typing?

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Babbzilla
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell me you hate your children without telling me you hate your children

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Terry Waters
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mackelty Riley-Anne ad Drawson Lintley-May. There I fixed it.

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Kaitlynnnnnn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm from Utah...some parents need help, this is too much. We do not claim them

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Theresa Long
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those poor kids aren't going to know how to spell their own names until they're like 12 😕

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Sharon Goodhue
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG🤦, and I thought my Grandson deciding to name his soon to be born daughter "Willow" was wierd.

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poison Ivy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TF are these Sh@t names? Can any of these people read, talk or walk for that matter?

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April
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trying to sound those out and I'm just glad nobody was around to hear me. Rip their future teachers.

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Nikki Sevven
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mckelteigh Rayeleighanne and Drawsonne Lintleighmaye? Are the parents horses?

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Holly Scher
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about that poor 1st Grade teacher teaching them to spell what is no joke to pronounce

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Bedlamite
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those kids are going to have to sign those names their entire lives. C'mon people! Think about what you're saddling your kids with

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Ashley Kelly
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like they let a cat walk on a keyboard and then named their poor kids after the resulting kitty foot babble. If that makes sense ....because the names do not.

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David Henry
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahh, I see another proud customer of the "Necromomicon's Little Book of Big Baby Names!" I like what I see but I honestly think I'm gonna go more old fashioned and draw from the Cthulonic launguages.

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Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do these parents even consider how difficult it will be for them to learn to spell their own name?

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Eva Sorley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I repeated them 3 times. I think I've conjured something..

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Marisa Varney
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow this is pretty much the worst kree8tiv spelling I've seen before and I've seen a lot.

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hhh cubed
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What the hell is wrong with people? How is giving your child, who you supposedly love, a lifetime of people misspelling and mispronouncing their names cute?

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Jubum
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

reminds me of Welsh village names like Caergwrle, Betws-y-Coed or Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

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Carrie Smith
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I pray that this is satire, but its Utah so I'm sure it's not.

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RafCo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those kids will never see their names spelled the same way twice in their whole lives.

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XSpooky_Mint
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who lives in Utah, I agree 100%. Burn in the ground then burn the ashes

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Christina T
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I couldn't even read those names. I feel bad for their future teachers that will also butcher their names.

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SobyKay
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what the hell....even spelled coherently these names would be pretty terrible

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Grace and Lucy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cant these people give their kids a name that won’t give them hand cramps to write ?

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NL Stuart
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine having that as your legal signature...would it fit on a credit card?

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MMcD
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have 7 letters in my first name, 9 in my surname and have to bunch it together when I sign my driver’s license. Good luck to them. They’re going to dread documents that require multiple signatures.

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Noah
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine when they get older and have to try to spell their name...

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GoddessOdd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These poor kids will be eight years old before they can spell their names. I hope their surname is short and sweet... Smith, maybe.

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Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also yeah I can't even attempt to shorten the first names so I'm just going to go off their middle names and call them Ray and Lin and let that be the end of it.

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J-A Laine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor kids tryina spell their names when they learn to write. Yikes...

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Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like a lot of people are going off of things like Game of Thrones and just flat out making s**t up. Poor kids. How they gonna feel when every teacher, doctor, dentist, friend, colleague, for their ENTIRE LIVES can never pronounce their names

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Lori Everard
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am stunned. . . . just stunned. . . stunned, did I say stunned yet?

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Robin Roper
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These people are ridiculous. Or, maybe I should say Readickyouliouse

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Leslie Burleson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All girls born with these names come home from the hospital with Uggs, a Starbucks bottle , and a gift certificate for Charming Charlie's

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Dory Kort van Memorie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And any place where headbands like this are put on innocent baby’s. 🔥

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bv7hearts
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd rather pronounce Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, tbh.

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NHL37
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Two people actually agreed on this? I hope they have a short simple last name. Filling out paperwork should be fun.

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Ashley Bonner
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Might put a curse on my whole family by saying their names out loud.

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Katherine Heasley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mormons, this is what gives y'all a bad reputation. That and the "Elders" knocking on doors.

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Thomas Sweda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not only can’t you pick proper freakin names, you suck at simple photography too !

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Shelby Jackson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel sorry for them when the buy a house or car or fill out any kind of paperwork ever as adults. Thank GOD I went with classic names for my kids.

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XRaine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

to be fair, we wouldn't be missing much. from the people to the snow, Utah is basically just an entire state of white.

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Thomson StClair
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in Utah - I think this is the place where all these ridiculous name ideas originated. I remember in the mid 90s, my friend's sister having a baby named Makeighlynne.

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Everything AGR
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i read those out loud and now everything in my room is floating

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Ellie J
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think we needed the Utah tag, this screams America

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SOFIA TROTTIER
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It took me so long to read this and I still don't know how to pronounce them smh

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Kirsten Kerkhof
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did I just get dyslexia or something? Because those names took me way too long to decipher.

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Jaguarundi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought for a moment that I had suddenly become dyslexic trying to read this.

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Himiko
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pronounciations for me: mck elt lee Anne rye a Leanne and draw son lint lee may

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Nathaniel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some of these names would be rejected by strippers, but you are choosing them for your baby daughters?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminded me of Kwisatz Haderach. Hopefully no-one has named their kid that.

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RoseTheMad
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a Millennial, I would rather shoot myself in the head than name a child anything like that. Gender neutral, maybe, but "Oaklyn" and"Paisleigh" make me want to bash my head against a sharp object. Came across some kids named Lance, and Cypress the other day... I wanted to either laugh, or weep uncontrollably because of the names those poor children were stuck with.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Astride? Yeah..... I guess they are thinking Astrid with an added E, but......

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