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Someone Made An “Unspirational” Instagram Account For People Who Hate Inspirational Quotes, And It’s Hilarious
The internet is awash with generic inspirational quotes encouraging you to believe in yourself, to shoot for the stars, and to seize the day because there's nothing you're not capable of when you put your mind to it. And who knows, maybe they have a point. But for those people who are tired of being life-coached by some faceless spewer of truth and wisdom, this Instagram account full of shitty life tips is for you.
It's called "Unspirational," and as you can see from the hilarious motivational phrases below, that's precisely what it is. Think you're special? You're not. You're only here because your parents had sex. Believe in yourself? What's the point? You'll only be disappointed when you fail. Dance like nobody is watching? Screw that. Eat like nobody is going to see you naked!
Sure, for some these demotivational quotes might seem pretty harsh, but it is always healthy to have a reality check and set your goals so that you can really reach them.
Scroll down for uninspirational quotes, prepare to be uninspired and maybe even have a laugh, because some of these are just hilariously funny quotes.
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2 milk 2 sweetner, but here in Canada most people say please and thank you so that's more than 4 words.
I wouldn't consider that part of your order. That's more like different part of the conversation. :)
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A light white vegan mokaccino gluten free/fat free/sugar free with extra grass cream, extra cactus spinked juice and sparkles of licorn poop toping please
It just is not the same without the cactus sprinkles. Who can't understand that? What are we - animals??
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"One big cup of black coffee, please" 7 words and I do not see the problem. But I understand what he meant. This 'caramel, upside-down, foam on side, hazelnut sprinkle and five drops of griffin blood' thing. If your company has to offer twenty things to change taste and smell of coffee, well, they should consider change of the coffee itself.
I dunno, griffin blood sounds rather intriguing! lol
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Hmmm... What's wrong with "Good morning, can I have a coffe, please?"
Here in Canada at Tim's: "Double double please. Thanks." 4 words. No problem.
I don't drink coffee. That's four words. Am I the problem because I don't drink coffee?
having to wait in line behind someone who has a crazy a*s coffee order and you just want a cup of coffee. Don't suggest the drive thru. waste of gas and air pollution please and thank you....
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Large iced, light ice, skim, six Splenda. 7. Yup, part of the problem, as usual. FML.
"Please", "Thank you". 10, actually. God, I'm a f****n' blight on society.
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I have a sign board in my kitchen that reads "I'll have a cafe' mocha, vodka, xanax, latte, please." And I'm not allowed to bring it to work anymore. (The drink, not the sign.)
Black Coffee please!!! And you still have an extra word just in case!!!
I don't need a reason to eat! I just looove food! ♥ When I'm eating, I'm fantacizing about my next meal! :D
Well... it's time to confess that ever since the word "selfie" surfaced, I thought of that in a NSFW way, and that made reading conversations about selfies creepily hilarious.
That quote just a little bit reminds me of RuPaul's drag race bc they were saying "If you can't love yourself how are you going to love someone else" idk I guess the connected just clicked even though both quotes are opposite almost :/
Yeah, what's the difference anyway, you'd run either before, or after you miss the subway.
Just like my life, impossible goals that never reached. But i don't know why i'm still loving to dream it.
So this 's d kinda s**t u wanna be waking up to.....Hotshot!
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I've always found real inspirational quotes kind of lacking. If you need some stupid words written down to motivate or change you, then you are seriously lacking in self control and discipline. You have a seriously weak mind if a saying changed your outlook.
They don't do it for me either but some people just need a different look at a situation. No need to be so judgmental about people whose situation you've never been in.
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There should be one that reads, "No one cares about your Instagram posts designed to prove how clever you are."
Wow I love every one, till i see "i didnt reply you vause i just dont care abt ur feelings" hurts me, cause recently i like a guy thinking abt him everyday, he left my messages there didnt reply.....
I searched "uninspirational" the owner of the account only had one image "Just Jump." Fake news.
Bachelor producer Elan Gale is the man behind the instagram account; please give him credit for it.
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It's About Time... All This Feel Good All The Time Was Making Me Ill. We Do Not Always Feel Good All The Time!!!! Bet You Mother Theresa Had Her Off Days!!!! 13237663_1...a4f76d.jpg 
Bachelor producer Elan Gale is the one behind the account; please give him the credit he deserves.
Hilarious? Ok then. I'm not one for inspirational quotes but uh... this is just the bitter opposite.
Well, just what I thought. These are inspirational quotes for people who don't like inspirational quotes. So they are not much different from the ones who do like them, are they?
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I saw a very down to earth quote in a chalet recently. It read: 'love is just a four letter word'.
I saw a very down to earth quote in a chalet recently: 'Love is just a four letter word'.
That's actually the title of a song by Joan Baez, written 1967 by Bob Dylan...
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So this 's d kinda s**t u wanna be waking up to.....Hotshot!
Load More Replies... I've always found real inspirational quotes kind of lacking. If you need some stupid words written down to motivate or change you, then you are seriously lacking in self control and discipline. You have a seriously weak mind if a saying changed your outlook.
They don't do it for me either but some people just need a different look at a situation. No need to be so judgmental about people whose situation you've never been in.
Load More Replies... There should be one that reads, "No one cares about your Instagram posts designed to prove how clever you are."
Wow I love every one, till i see "i didnt reply you vause i just dont care abt ur feelings" hurts me, cause recently i like a guy thinking abt him everyday, he left my messages there didnt reply.....
I searched "uninspirational" the owner of the account only had one image "Just Jump." Fake news.
Bachelor producer Elan Gale is the man behind the instagram account; please give him credit for it.
i want to say a very big thank you to this great man called Dr Ilekhojie for his wonderful work, for bringing back my ex lover who left me for almost a year. I am so so happy to come here to share this testimony to people for them to see and incase you want your lover back or you are having any other problem. Thank you! Akpabio contact akpabiospells@gmail.com or call +2349056543070
It's About Time... All This Feel Good All The Time Was Making Me Ill. We Do Not Always Feel Good All The Time!!!! Bet You Mother Theresa Had Her Off Days!!!! 13237663_1...a4f76d.jpg
Bachelor producer Elan Gale is the one behind the account; please give him the credit he deserves.
Hilarious? Ok then. I'm not one for inspirational quotes but uh... this is just the bitter opposite.
Well, just what I thought. These are inspirational quotes for people who don't like inspirational quotes. So they are not much different from the ones who do like them, are they?
Load More Replies... I saw a very down to earth quote in a chalet recently. It read: 'love is just a four letter word'.
I saw a very down to earth quote in a chalet recently: 'Love is just a four letter word'.
That's actually the title of a song by Joan Baez, written 1967 by Bob Dylan...
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