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Someone Made An “Unspirational” Instagram Account For People Who Hate Inspirational Quotes, And It’s Hilarious
The internet is awash with generic inspirational quotes encouraging you to believe in yourself, to shoot for the stars, and to seize the day because there's nothing you're not capable of when you put your mind to it. And who knows, maybe they have a point. But for those people who are tired of being life-coached by some faceless spewer of truth and wisdom, this Instagram account full of shitty life tips is for you.
It's called "Unspirational," and as you can see from the hilarious motivational phrases below, that's precisely what it is. Think you're special? You're not. You're only here because your parents had sex. Believe in yourself? What's the point? You'll only be disappointed when you fail. Dance like nobody is watching? Screw that. Eat like nobody is going to see you naked!
Sure, for some these demotivational quotes might seem pretty harsh, but it is always healthy to have a reality check and set your goals so that you can really reach them.
Scroll down for uninspirational quotes, prepare to be uninspired and maybe even have a laugh, because some of these are just hilariously funny quotes.
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As a former college-level math tutor, I can prove mathematically that there are many situations where it is possible to give 110%.
Exactly. In Agile software development, If you plan for 100% of your sprint capacity, and find that it is possible to pull in extra work, it is possible to have an output greater than 100%. Quarterly profits of companies can be greater than 100%.
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And people who are annoyed by this obviously don't tip servers in restaurants. I happen to pay 120% for dinner when I eat out. Furthermore, if a movie ticket costs $10 and I have $11 in my wallet, then I'm "110% ready," aren't I? So shut the f**k up, idiots.
i always tip based on the service. Why do you have to post that you give 110% that is the point. who gives a rats a*s if you give 100% or 5%...or 110%. seriously...
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Is it just pedants who like this or does it annoy, in equal measure, everyone who despairs at the spread of neo-liberalism?
I have actually learned something from reading the comments this morning. Thanks guys!
u hate pets? like dogs and cats and gold fish?
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Yesss, percent means per hundred. It's impossible for something to be one hundred ten per hundred.
It's very possible for something to be over hundred percent. But it has to be a relative percentage (Steve is doing 110% more work than Mark) and not an absolute percentage(We are using 40% of the full capicity)
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I always expect 110% from you but that seems to have fallen off to 105% What's the problem?
We have a facebook page like this in Brazil: Good Vibe Images with Controversial Phrases (Imagens Good Vibe com Frases Polemicas). It's the funniest thing in the world. (Much better than this one rsrs). This one says "Beatles is boring" kkk 13445795_1...0e22fc.jpg 
I don't need a reason to eat! I just looove food! ♥ When I'm eating, I'm fantacizing about my next meal! :D
Well... it's time to confess that ever since the word "selfie" surfaced, I thought of that in a NSFW way, and that made reading conversations about selfies creepily hilarious.
That quote just a little bit reminds me of RuPaul's drag race bc they were saying "If you can't love yourself how are you going to love someone else" idk I guess the connected just clicked even though both quotes are opposite almost :/
Yeah, what's the difference anyway, you'd run either before, or after you miss the subway.
Just like my life, impossible goals that never reached. But i don't know why i'm still loving to dream it.
So this 's d kinda s**t u wanna be waking up to.....Hotshot!
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I've always found real inspirational quotes kind of lacking. If you need some stupid words written down to motivate or change you, then you are seriously lacking in self control and discipline. You have a seriously weak mind if a saying changed your outlook.
They don't do it for me either but some people just need a different look at a situation. No need to be so judgmental about people whose situation you've never been in.
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There should be one that reads, "No one cares about your Instagram posts designed to prove how clever you are."
Wow I love every one, till i see "i didnt reply you vause i just dont care abt ur feelings" hurts me, cause recently i like a guy thinking abt him everyday, he left my messages there didnt reply.....
I searched "uninspirational" the owner of the account only had one image "Just Jump." Fake news.
Bachelor producer Elan Gale is the man behind the instagram account; please give him credit for it.
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It's About Time... All This Feel Good All The Time Was Making Me Ill. We Do Not Always Feel Good All The Time!!!! Bet You Mother Theresa Had Her Off Days!!!! 13237663_1...a4f76d.jpg 
Bachelor producer Elan Gale is the one behind the account; please give him the credit he deserves.
Hilarious? Ok then. I'm not one for inspirational quotes but uh... this is just the bitter opposite.
Well, just what I thought. These are inspirational quotes for people who don't like inspirational quotes. So they are not much different from the ones who do like them, are they?
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I saw a very down to earth quote in a chalet recently. It read: 'love is just a four letter word'.
I saw a very down to earth quote in a chalet recently: 'Love is just a four letter word'.
That's actually the title of a song by Joan Baez, written 1967 by Bob Dylan...
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So this 's d kinda s**t u wanna be waking up to.....Hotshot!
Load More Replies... I've always found real inspirational quotes kind of lacking. If you need some stupid words written down to motivate or change you, then you are seriously lacking in self control and discipline. You have a seriously weak mind if a saying changed your outlook.
They don't do it for me either but some people just need a different look at a situation. No need to be so judgmental about people whose situation you've never been in.
Load More Replies... There should be one that reads, "No one cares about your Instagram posts designed to prove how clever you are."
Wow I love every one, till i see "i didnt reply you vause i just dont care abt ur feelings" hurts me, cause recently i like a guy thinking abt him everyday, he left my messages there didnt reply.....
I searched "uninspirational" the owner of the account only had one image "Just Jump." Fake news.
Bachelor producer Elan Gale is the man behind the instagram account; please give him credit for it.
i want to say a very big thank you to this great man called Dr Ilekhojie for his wonderful work, for bringing back my ex lover who left me for almost a year. I am so so happy to come here to share this testimony to people for them to see and incase you want your lover back or you are having any other problem. Thank you! Akpabio contact akpabiospells@gmail.com or call +2349056543070
It's About Time... All This Feel Good All The Time Was Making Me Ill. We Do Not Always Feel Good All The Time!!!! Bet You Mother Theresa Had Her Off Days!!!! 13237663_1...a4f76d.jpg
Bachelor producer Elan Gale is the one behind the account; please give him the credit he deserves.
Hilarious? Ok then. I'm not one for inspirational quotes but uh... this is just the bitter opposite.
Well, just what I thought. These are inspirational quotes for people who don't like inspirational quotes. So they are not much different from the ones who do like them, are they?
Load More Replies... I saw a very down to earth quote in a chalet recently. It read: 'love is just a four letter word'.
I saw a very down to earth quote in a chalet recently: 'Love is just a four letter word'.
That's actually the title of a song by Joan Baez, written 1967 by Bob Dylan...
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