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Let's be real—every day, thousands of underage people all over the world come to bars and liquor stores attempting to get themselves some alcohol. Some of them succeed. Most of them (hopefully) don't.

If you've ever worked at a place that sells alcohol, you know how funny and creative these attempts can get. But if you've never worked at such a place, this post is here to fill you in. Recently, Reddit user FallingStar2016 asked liquor store employees to share their funniest stories of underage people trying to get booze. "Liquor store employees of reddit, what is the craziest instance of underaged kids trying to get booze you've ever encountered?" the user wrote in their post. The post currently has 1.4k comments and 2.3k upvotes.

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#1

I used to work at a bar. A girl came in and gave me an ID. I asked if it was hers. She said yes. What she didn’t realize is that the purse she stole the day before, and the ID she was now using, belonged to one of the other bartenders. Calling her over to “look at this” was a satisfaction I havn’t felt before or since.

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#2

Me - Do you have ID

Him - *hands it over

Me - This says you're 17

Him - I must have picked up my brothers ID

Me - No, it has your face on it

Him - We're twins

Me - Twins are usually the same age

He left quickly after that

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#3

10 year old boy walks up to the counter with a bottle of whiskey. I laugh and just say no. I'm thinking it's such a young kid that it had to be a lazy and/or drunk parent sending their kid in thinking it's no big deal.

"No?" "Yeah, no. You're a small child. I can't sell you that." "Here's my ID."

The 10 year old boy was actually a 23 year old woman. I did the rest of the transaction in silence.

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#4

I college I worked at a liquor and beer place adjacent to a grocery store. Lots of regulars and people from the neighborhood. For several weeks I had been serving this one guy: pleasant, polite, early 20’s, 6’4”, maybe 260lbs. One day after he left, this older dude who was in line came up to the counter and said “you know that kid is only 16, right?” I couldn’t believe it. Apparently he rotates from store to store until he gets caught. Sure enough next time he came in I asked for ID. He just said “goddammit” and stormed out of the store.

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Weekday night so I'm flying solo. Kid rolls up in a Camaro, clearly 14 or 15 years old, leaves his also underage girlfriend in the car, struts in like he owns the place and starts browsing the aisles. I see him stuff two fifths of Jim Beam down his pants in the mirrors. I lock the door and confront him as he tries to leave. He gets all bowed up but finally pulls the bottles out when I threaten to mop the floor with his head. I unlock the door and let him out. He goes to the car, reaches under the seat and pulls out a revolver and heads back for the door. I pull the shotgun from under the counter, set it on the counter, and hit the alarm. He stops when he sees the shotgun, his girlfriend is screaming at him and they yell at each other for a minute or two, he gets back in the car just in time for a police car to come screaming into the lot. He spends the next hour facedown on the asphalt while the cops tear the car apart. The girlfriend is shoved into the back of the police car. The car was his dad's, so was the revolver. His dad literally dragged him in by the shirt collar the following Monday begging for forgiveness. He was charged and plead guilty, though it was plead down to something like assault. I don't know what happened to him after that.

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#6

Guy comes in, says he forgot his ID, but he’s 25 and “couldn’t you just give me a break, I come in here all the time, i was in here like two days ago”

Cashier keeps saying no, sorry, etc, and guy keeps getting more desperate

Guy eventually goes “dude I’ve been coming here for ten years!”

To which the cashier just goes “didn’t you say you were 25?”

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#7

I was in line at a liquor store once and a kid was ahead of me in line with some alcohol in a hand basket. He approaches the counter and the liquor store employee asks how old he is. Kid says he's 16 but the alcohol is for his grandpa who is sitting out in the car. Kid explains grandpa has mobility problems and asked the kid to run in for him. Kid hands the employee grandpa's ID.

The employee laughs this big [freaking] laugh and kicks the kid out. As I'm paying the employee is saying things to me like "can you believe the balls on these kids?" "Kid must've thought I'm some kind of moron" etc etc.

He was really proud of himself until this old man with a cane came in and yelled "Its me, [freaking] Grandpa!! Thanks for making me get out of the car, asshole!"

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Aunt Messy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why "sorry"? It's illegal for them to sell alcohol to a kid. Seniors do this when they aren't supposed to have alcohol. Most of the time it's because of a medication they're on, they have diabetes, or they're in liver failure. All of the adults around them know this, so they bully a kid into getting it for them.

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's still illegal to send minors to buy alcohol or tobacco for you so the grandpa was the real a*****e here.

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Octavia Hansen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better an a*****e checking out kid's story than selling to a minor and having a license revoked. There are stings . . .

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Chris DiFonso
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It still would have been illegal to give the alcohol to the child. Don't know the law, but perhaps an employee could have gone to the car to save the grandpa from having to get out of the car.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Look, I don't know about other countries, but in the States, anyone under age cannot buy alcohol under any circumstances. Alcohol isn't a necessary product, so if grandpa can't get his a*s out of the car to buy his own booze then he can just stay sober.

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Anna roberts
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Back in the "good old days" you could buy alcohol and cigarettes with a note from a parent, I kid you not

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister and her friend (both 13 at the time) made me buy cigarettes in a tiny shop in a village in France on holiday when I was eleven. I had to say they were for my mother who was ill, and the woman behind the counter couldn't give a f**k and sold them to me. I really hoped she wouldn't, but she did, and my sister and her friend made me smoke too so I wouldn't tell on them. And that's the story of how I smoked two cigarettes when I was 11 never touched them again.

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Fred Bigox
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

still you did right, you shouldnt serve undsr age children. Well done.

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Mary
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If grandpa is not able to walk and go into the store, how did they drive to the store in first place? 🤔 Not to mention that neither of them should be drinking....

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a wheelchair user, and drive a van. Had to swap manual for automatic transmission, but perfectly capable. Plenty of disabled people can and do drive, the problems could lie with: getting mobility aids out of the vehicle; the journey from the car into the shop; round the aisles; standing in a queue; carrying things while (e.g) using walking stick/crutches/wheeled walker/wheelchair; journey back to vehicle; unloading shopping; loading mobility aids back into vehicle. Also, as long as Grandpa doesn't drink & drive, why should he not have a drink? Because he's old, because he's disabled, or other reason?

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every day once in a while the “lie” turns out to be true.

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Gwinevere von Ludwig
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah, it doesn't matter. He still has to buy his own booze (or find someone of age to do it for him).

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, that sucks for grandpa, but it's still illegal to sell to a minor. I don't think people understand (or perhaps care) how much trouble you'll get in.

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Stannous Flouride
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In court that would not be an acceptable excuse and besides losing his job might have cost his employer his liquor license. Grandpa should have known better.

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Aimee Simmons
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NO. Grandpa was WRONG to do that. the attendant could have been arrested and lost his job for selling to the minor. He was wrong for coming in and calling the attendant an a*****e. That kid was not a bad young person, but should NEVER have been put in that position!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rules are rules, dude. You didn't have a legal-aged friend you could call?

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Jean Agnes
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

no matter , its feels just wrong to send kids to buy liquor for an adult. the store manager did his job right. cheers.

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lara
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It doesn't matter, the law says that grandpa must purchase the liquor. Does not make exceptions for disability. Now if he had asked someone older to do it, then fine. But it is a criminal offense to sell liquor to an underage individual, regardless. This clerk did the only thing he could.

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Caroline Overill
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still how was he to know. It could have been a scam. Sadly you can't just take people's word for things these days.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yea the cashier was in the right on this one. If he sells to a minor he could get into a lot of trouble

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Diana Dodd
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I still wouldn’t have sold to the kid! If “Grumpy Gamps” got out to complain ... he could have come it to begin with. Law is very specific! The store would be levied with a huge fine for selling to a minor!!

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#8

I got one on the opposite end of the spectrum. Worked at a gas station on a college campus. Now some stores in my state are allowed to forgo ID as long as they look over 45. My store was a "card-all" store. Meaning if you didn't have your ID, no matter who you are, I can't sell it to you. Same goes for cigarettes.

This old guy hobbles in on a cane and makes for the beer cooler. As he's walking to the counter with this six-pack I notice his hat. "WWII Veteran. D-Day. 29th Infantry."

This guy liberated France when he was younger than me, and probably hasn't had to use his ID for hooch in decades, if ever. Fortunately he was good natured about it, and we spent a bit of time talking about the absurdity of rules like that.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shouldn't be a problem because you always have to carry your driver's license and in most European countries you need to be able to show some sort of official ID when the cops ask you.

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#9

I had a guy come in to try to buy booze with an absolutely terrible fake tattoo (tattoos and alcohol have the same age restrictions here). I'm guessing he thought that if he had massive tribal tattoos doen his arm we would just assume that he was old enough. He'd clearly done them with a felt tip pen, but it was a hot day so the sweat was making them drip down his arm.

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#10

Not the employee, but yesterday I went to the store for some beer.

A kid, around 18 or 19 years old, walks in with a fake ID and the owner looks at it and says "You literally would have a better chance of paying a homeless guy to get you booze instead of this super fake ID."

I laugh and do my shopping. 5 minutes later the kid comes back with a homeless due, gives him 50 bucks and tells him "Buy me a bottle and you can get a six pack."

The owner laughs and then says "Wow... you took my advice!" and honors the purchase.

WTF...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oooo, if you are accompanied by a minor in the Netherlands you cannot buy alcohol... If you have kids they have to wait outside...

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#11

Some kid used my friends ID.

The kid was white and my friend was black

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#12

In college we threw this big party that needed people to wear wristbands if they were 21 and up. I was stuck IDing at the door for a bit and this girl comes up and there’s definitely no way she’s 21, and sure enough when it’s their turn her and her group of friends all get that eerie silent that underage people do when they’re hoping not to get caught by a bouncer. She shows me her ID, it’s my friend. Not just my friend but my friend who had her purse stolen recently. I told her this isn’t you. She said yes it is. I said no it isn’t, this is my friend, where’s her purse you took? The entire group goes deer in the headlights, she drops the purse and they all take off.

She had like 15 IDs in the purse

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#13

At the gas station I worked at this kid walks in--no way he's more than 16--heads straight to the beer cooler as my co-workers and I stare incredulously.

He grabs a 12-pack and as he's approaching the counter, I ask "Can I see your ID?" He looks me in the eye, says "Nope", drops a $20 on the counter and walks out.

We weren't sure what to do after that, because he didn't exactly steal anything, but we also couldn't just accept the money, because that would be selling to a minor.

I left it for my boss to figure out.

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Worked at a beer store/bar a few years back.

Two kids come in, look to be in their 20s (I wasn’t behind the bar, so I’m only going on what was told to me), and sit at the bar. They call the bartender over and order, and she asks for IDs, which they present.

She immediately sees something’s weird about the card and calls over our boss (the owner) who takes a look and is like “ya that’s pretty fake.”

Before they can even look up, these two dart down the back hallway, towards the private dining room and our storage warehouse.

I see my boss, another bartender, and the store manger go running after them, and I go through the door on my side of the building, hoping to either cut them off, or at least keep them from getting out through the warehouse.

Eventually, they try to hide in an empty dining room, while the owner calls the cops and negotiates with them through the door.

So eventually the cops come and agree to take them out the back door (not through the restaurant area).

While waking through the lot, the one asshole had the balls to say “oh, that’s my car over there officer...” like he’s gonna just drive home.

The cop responds “oh ya? Well mine’s just a little farther up, so let’s take that one!”

As far as I know, that fake ID is still tacked behind the bar like a hunting trophy.

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Two guys tried to buy beer. I asked them for ID, they legit gave me their actual IDs. Like a vertical ID that had their dob clearly making them under 18. When I told them no they were like "really man, can't you just be cool?" Like their whole strategy was to hope that the clerk would just be a cool guy.

Hey, at least they were honest.

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#16

So here's the thing. In Texas, if you get caught selling to a minor, you are personally liable for the sale. That means you get a criminal charge and a fine to pay. In addition to that, the store you work at can also recieve a (much larger) fine or lose their license. The TABC (Texas Alcoholic Bit**** Beverage Commission) likes to run stings. They'll get a person under the age of 21, usually the child of a cop, to attempt a purchase of an alcoholic beverage. Well, one day I'm working and get a phone call from a neighboring store down the road. They warn me they had a sting come through, so be aware. A few minutes later this like, 10 yearold kid who can't see over the counter comes up and tries to make a purchase. "Nah dude, gotta be 21". Kid leaves. Coworker and I look at each other and are like "Yeah... got eeem. Nobody has their lives ruined today. Woo." And here's where it goes crazy. The cop in charge of the sting was in line behind the kid. And he loses his [crap]. He's in my face with his badge screaming at me and threatening to arrest me, demanding I tell him who tipped me off to the sting, saying it's illegal to refuse to answer questions, and just generally making a huge scene in my store. Meanwhile his kid is just standing alone outside.

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Not a liquor store, but a 24h gas station that sold alcohol and had a drive thru window. Had a car full of obvious teenagers order a case of beer. I went up to the window with the beer and asked for ID. While they were “looking for it” suddenly I hear this insanely loud crash from the front of the store. I go to investigate, it’s another teenager who had knocked over a display of chips and whatnot near the entrance. I’m out there for like 20 seconds when I hear another loud noise from the back, I go back there to see a kid scurrying back out the drive thru window with the [freaking] case of beer and the car screeching off. And of course the kid from the front books it and gets in the car too.

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#18

I was a junior high teacher and worked at a liquor store in the evenings. A student came in while I was there. He took one look at me and turned around and left with a muttered “[frick].” It was all over the school the next day and I wasn’t the one who told.

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Had some sketchy ass girl walk in, ask where the Mickey's were, showed her and she came up to the till, asked for ID and she goes " Oh I'm not from here", cool. I don't care? So she starts rifling through her purse and pulls out her phone ( you need a physical Card for proof of ID, Not a photo) and says "well my phones dead,you figure it out and hucks the phone in my direction, Ok? You still need ID. So then I just said "No,you figure it out" and slid the phone across the till back at her. Then whips out a pack of smokes and screams "then how the [frick] did I get these" And proceeds to slam them on the till, again, cool don't care, I'm asked you for ID, you either have it or dont? I have customers to serve who actually don't act like entitled children.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hope she learns from that. Entitled children can turn into awful entitled adults.

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Two guys come up to the bar I work at. Guy: can I have two beers? Me: can I see two ID's? Guy: can I have two cola's? Me: two cola's right away!

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I was working behind a bar at a theme park. A kid who looked about 13 walked up to the bar and asked me for a beer. Of course, I asked him for ID. His response was “I left it in my car with my wife.” Couldn’t serve him, but could fault him for trying.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

equivalent to a six-year-old telling their babysitter that they get two cookies instead of one.

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I worked overnight at a gas station

Kid rolled in around 2am with what looked like a legit ID for being 21. But dude looked like a child. Also saw a cop car parked on the other end of the store when I went to check if it was a sting

I told the kid we can't sell alcohol past 2am. Ended up screaming at me saying "its only 5 minutes past".

Truth be told it was just a cover to keep from telling him I wasn't going to let him buy it here.

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#23

On my 21st birthday, I was waiting in line to buy a drink at a liquor stand at a festival. Extremely young girl in front of me tried to buy a Mike’s Harder Lemonade. The bartender took her ID, laughed, and proceeded to ask the girl what her zodiac sign was. The girl just stared at her dumbfounded and walked away to cry to her other friends who were also clearly under 16 years old.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahh the zodiac sign! Oldest trick in the book! Who doesn't know their sign?

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#24

Worked at a gas station/convenience store in college. I loved IDing cops in uniform. They'd point at their badge and I'd say "It doesn't look real to me."

The State guys and sheriff's were cool; didn't hassle them. But the local idiots were douche bags

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#25

worked at a liquor store right outside of the university i was attending. had a dood come in, had to be like 18/19. he comes up and gives me the ID of a guy i grew up with... i just started laughing.

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Mary
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tsk tsk.. Doesn't even remember his own friends.... (just kidding)

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#26

Not really crazy but he came to the counter with a bottle of somthing.

I asked him for ID, he's reply was somthing like "is this how you treat all your customers?", in some kind of tone like it was insulting to ask for ID.

I said yes.

We both kind of stood there for a few moments and he asked if I wasn't going to sell him anything. Not without ID, and then he walked out.

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#27

Two guys came into my bar. Asked for ID. One showed me his ID and it showed him a few days past his 21st b-day. Second one handed me a paper temporary DL with no picture. Shockingly it also showed him a few days past his 21st b-day. What a coincidence they have the same b-day. Another coincidence, they had exactly the same name and the same address. I just laughed and was like, "I can't take this." Their excuse was that they were twin brothers and their parents had given them the same name.

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#28

I worked in a liquor store for a few months back in 2001/2002. New Year’s Eve, kid comes through with an out-of-state ID, trying to buy a bottle of hooch. I look at it, and tell him he’s not old enough.

He replied, “Oh, that must be my twin brother’s license.”

He didn’t get the booze.

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#29

I had an underage kid offer me $50 if I sold him alcohol.

“None shall pass!”

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#30

It was late August/early September and our boss made the liquor distributors and liquor floor salespeople work on making a stupid pyramid out of 1.75 bottles of expensive tequila (handles) to ‘drive back to school business.’ A group of teenage boys started jumping up and down at the outside entrance to the store, repeatedly setting the sensor for our automatic doors on and off. Aforementioned liquor salespeople get irritated and proceed to use our (automatic) exit door as they approach teenagers to shoo them away. I was hired as a cashier and was relegated by boss to stand in the cashier box and NEVER leave it while on duty.

Therefore, I was also the only one to glimpse the super super fast kid who sprinted past the melee and into the store (thru the automatic exit) and directly to the tequila pyramid where he managed to grab a single handle under his arm and burst out of the store through the (also automatic) entrance doors as the liquor salesmen tried to come back in and apprehend him.

This kid dodges them all, handle under his arm like a football, raises his fist in triumph once he reaches parking lot, then they all run away laughing.

Smartest, most organized group of teenage troublemakers I’ve ever encountered. I hope they had fun drinking their well-earned handle of patron and that they remembered to hydrate, too.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A 1.75 of Patron would never be put on a display like that; they're generally behind the counter because they're too expensive. Not to mention they don't have handles on their bottles. They probably got pissed on a bottle of bottom-shelf product.

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