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If you’re eating something right now, the best thing to do would be to stop right now before scrolling down any further. Trust us, Pandas, what you’re about to witness might really turn your stomach and ruin your appetite for a sizable chunk of the day. Done? Good, let’s go.

One Instagram page has its finger on the pulse when it comes to the most disgusting dishes to ever be made. It’s not just the horrifying visuals—the ingredient combos are mind-meltingly bad, too. And we’ve collected some of the very worst offenders to share with you. It’s one giant warning of what not to cook. Ever! Oh, and don’t forget to share this brilliant project with all of your snacking coworkers, family members, and fellow students! We’re pretty sure they’ll thank you.

Got some room for a spot of ‘yummy’ dessert? No worries, we’ve got you covered. When you’ve ‘enjoyed’ this list to the fullest, have a nibble of Bored Panda’s earlier 'delish' post about the Instagram page right over here.

Have you tried the banushi (banana sushi) yet?

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Peas And Mayonnaise Pizza

Peas And Mayonnaise Pizza

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Blörö - The Famous Finnish Breakfast Consisting Of Hot Coffee, Vodka, And A Cigarette

Blörö - The Famous Finnish Breakfast Consisting Of Hot Coffee, Vodka, And A Cigarette

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At the time of publishing, the notorious gastronomy page had 19.3k followers on Instagram. Slowly but surely, it’s been continuing to grow over the past year.

While we’d absolutely love to mention the name of the project, our social media and AI overlords frown upon certain words. So you’ll just have to click on the link and follow them on IG if you enjoy the type of aesthetically-challenged food pics that the project shares!

The profile photo used by the account’s founder really says it all, doesn’t it? Legendary TV chef Gordon Ramsay, staring off in the distance with a soulless look that practically screams disappointment, desperation, and disillusionment. It’s ‘fudge me, now I’ve seen everything’ encapsulated in a single pic.

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We would absolutely love to hear Gordon’s comments about some of these dishes. Perhaps an honest critique (in a raised voice) might shake a few of these horrid amateur chefs into raising their standards. Though it’s doubtful that it’d work on everyone.

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Dumplings From The Hell's Gate

Dumplings From The Hell's Gate

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Under A Tight Deadline, I Had To Stop Everything To Post My Girlfriends Dinner

Under A Tight Deadline, I Had To Stop Everything To Post My Girlfriends Dinner

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The last time that Bored Panda wrote about this IG project, the founder of the page opened up about the inspiration behind it, as well as the importance of balancing aesthetics and taste.

“Before I created this account, I was following many food pages on Instagram as well as subreddits on Reddit,” they said.

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If You Say “Dill Pickle Pie” Into A Mirror 3x, Gordon Ramsey Reaches Out To Kill You

If You Say “Dill Pickle Pie” Into A Mirror 3x, Gordon Ramsey Reaches Out To Kill You

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I Ordered Pizza From A Local Wing Place. Never Order Pizza From A Place That Specializes In Wings

I Ordered Pizza From A Local Wing Place. Never Order Pizza From A Place That Specializes In Wings

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“Occasionally, there were posts that really looked disgusting and I thought to myself, 'Why not make a whole page about disgusting-looking food,'" the page founder told Bored Panda what finally drove them to take the first step and start posting weird and horrible food pics on social media.

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What I Ordered vs. What They Sent Me

What I Ordered vs. What They Sent Me

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"Many followers are sending me submissions about bad food, so that’s what makes me keep going," they said that the project is very community-driven. Followers are encouraged to engage with the page.

And the best submissions actually end up getting shared! So if you’ve spotted a terrible dish that you think might fit, Pandas, say ‘hi’ and send it to the founder. (Though be sure to check if it hasn’t already been posted before.)

#17

Best Burgers In Town

Best Burgers In Town

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#18

Made A Cake For My Friend, It’s Pretty Obvious But Just To Make Sure It’s Sonic

Made A Cake For My Friend, It’s Pretty Obvious But Just To Make Sure It’s Sonic

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karl briggs
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sonic? Maybe if your on acid, skydiving in swim shorts and squinting at the blue blob 300ft below travelling at warp speed... 😂

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According to the mastermind behind the Instagram account, it’s essential to find the right balance between the taste of the food and how the dish looks, aesthetically. "It’s a mix of how it looks, tastes, and costs," they shared that the appeal lies in these factors.

#19

Bread

Bread

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Τhis happened to me a couple of times. I think it's because it hasn't proofed enough and wasn't baked properly. But tastes alright

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The Picture Of The Flatbread Pizza On The Online Menu vs. What Was Delivered. Room Service In An Expensive Chicago Hotel

The Picture Of The Flatbread Pizza On The Online Menu vs. What Was Delivered. Room Service In An Expensive Chicago Hotel

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"For Instagram, how it looks is the most important one obviously. A dish could be the most delicious dish you’ve ever eaten, but if it looks bad it ruins everything, in my opinion. I think most people think this way too,” they noted that when it comes to posting on social media, obviously, you have to focus on how everything looks.

#23

F**k Other Sandwiches Here's My Banana Peanut Butter Triwich

F**k Other Sandwiches Here's My Banana Peanut Butter Triwich

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#24

Spam Shot Glass

Spam Shot Glass

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History is no stranger to bizarre food items. We’ve covered some of the most peculiar vintage items before on Bored Panda. And though many of these dishes might make you raise an eyebrow (or two if we’re honest), it doesn’t mean that all of them taste bad.

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My Flight Got Delayed For Over 12 Hours, So The Airline Is Supposed To Provide Food For The Passengers…

My Flight Got Delayed For Over 12 Hours, So The Airline Is Supposed To Provide Food For The Passengers…

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Told The Waiter To Surprise Me… Caesar Salad Topped Hot Dog With Cheetos On A Tortilla

Told The Waiter To Surprise Me… Caesar Salad Topped Hot Dog With Cheetos On A Tortilla

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Professor Nathalie Cooke, from McGill University, pointed out that taste combinations like savory and sweet (found in tuna waffles, as well as in ham and bananas) are familiar to modern tasters as well. Meanwhile, sweet and sour combos (like may with lime) are also something that technically work… even if the aesthetics of it all might make us want to run for the hills!

#29

Hmm

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nowt wrong with that except maybe that the chips are a bit undercooked. Good, warming stuff while watching the footie on a foggy day!

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Do I Have To Say Something?

Do I Have To Say Something?

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Warrior Mama
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is absolutely what they did. A sitter once microwaved a steak for me when I was a child and I still remember how awful it was!

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Donkey boi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd eat raw beef but I wouldn't touch whatever the heck that is!

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T5n
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your steak should not have the external color of a corpse that has been in a lake!

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Tyranamar Seuss
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how they say "not bad" and "pink all the way through." Like they have no idea what a monstrosity they've just created.

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Cat Palmer
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone needs to learn about the Maillard reaction and why not doing it is a waste of steak.

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XenoMurph
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have two great pans. One really good quality non-stick, one cast iron. I cannot get the non-stick to get a decent crust on a steak. But the cast iron is AWESOME. I couldn't believe how the same amount of heat and energy can have such different results.

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iseefractals
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks like it was steamed in the microwave on low power for 2 minutes and 30 seconds. When i was 12, my dad dragged me to a business dinner with him and his co-workers, i ordered the prime-rib (thinking it was just a good steak) and being 12, ordered it medium-well. They brought out a 3 pound hunk of meat that was nicely seared, but almost exactly as raw in the middle. Sent it back twice with not much improvement before my dad starting paying attention, at which point he decided it looked incredible and devoured the entire thing. In it's place i got to discover the wonders of coal fired new haven pizza.

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Natasha
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Advice for the chef, don't waste your money on steak. Pick the cheapest cut of red meat and destroy that instead

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Iva Kazalova
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m baffled what ‘cooking’ method you used to make it look both like a sandal sole on top and like it’s still skipping and mooing on the field in the middle

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Brian Droste
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too much pink for me. I like my meat cooked all the way through.

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Ovata Acronicta
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks so sad. At least char the outside so your raw steak has some flavor.

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Analyn Lahr
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not medium rare. It looks lightly seared and is still screaming in pain.

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Randolph Croft
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Boiled? In sous-vide, it's supposed to be in a plastic baggie. Not swimming around with the currents.

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Kathy LaPan-Miller
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's overcooked for a good porterhouse. I prefer it to just have the "moo" removed.

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joko gani
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

D-did you slather it with sunscreen beforehand. Why is it so free of char mark?

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Bored Trash Panda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is blue rare, and not a good cooked blue rare, that is most definitely not medium rare.

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Tom Hardeveld
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

perhaps turn off the lights of sit in the back of a cave or something?

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William Martinez
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks sous vide. You're supposed to brown it with a torch after. Won't taste right if you don't.

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Alison Hell
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I dont think the lighting has anything to with the sadness of this...though I still havent mastered my steak cooking either so theres that.

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Lynne Stankard
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've waded through all these pictures and can now report...............................I feel sick, can't stop..........

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Ed
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Two things that is NOT: 1. Cooked 2. A Porterhouse

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Hugh Cookson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jeez, how in the name of Ramsey can people do this to a perfectly good piece of steak ? Not to mention the raw Onion and Tomato lurking in the background. Astonished I tellsya.

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Lisa H
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does anyone have a follow up? Did they make a full recovery or are they dead?

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Nykky
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did they blanche it in nuclear water for a minute or what?

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Dave Nalesnik
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfortunately the lighting is not poor enough to hide their shame

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Which of these (for lack of a better word) 'dishes' scared you the most, dear Pandas? Were there any culinary concoctions that terrified you to your very core? What's the very worst meal that you've ever eaten, whether at a restaurant or at someone's home? We would love to hear your fascinating food stories. If you've got a moment, drop by the comments and share yours.