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If you're a regular Bored Panda reader, you probably know we have a soft spot for kitchen fails. There's just something really reassuring about homemade bread baking for 11 hours and a depressing instant noodle sandwich. They give you hope. They make you believe that no matter how bad your meals sometimes are, you could still get a Michel star for them if you would compare them to some of the worst atrocities that have ever landed on a plate. Continue scrolling and check out what I mean for yourself!

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Britain Invaded Half The World For Spices And Decided They Didn’t Like Any Of Them

Britain Invaded Half The World For Spices And Decided They Didn’t Like Any Of Them

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If you are wondering where the heck did we get all of these images, the answer is shittyfoodporn. This subreddit was created all the way back in 2012 and over the years it has become the archive of unappealing food pics. With over 1.7 million members, it's impossible to imagine it dying out, too.

The pandemic, however, might reduce the number of submissions the subreddit receives. They say practice makes perfect and coronavirus is really making Americans cook. In one recent survey, 54 percent of respondents said they cook more than before the pandemic, while 75 percent said they have become more confident in the kitchen and 51 percent said they will continue to cook more after the crisis ends.

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My Sister Tried To Make Matzah But Ended Up Summoning The Necronomicon

My Sister Tried To Make Matzah But Ended Up Summoning The Necronomicon

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Ant that's a good thing. On average, those who frequently cook at home eat less fat and sugar than other people; many restaurants and food companies use so much of these ingredients in their recipes, home cooks just can't keep up.

I guess the big question is whether or not we will return to our previous ways once everything goes back to normal. Let's just hope that our palates will have experienced a reset and our hands would have acquired enough skill to retain our new eating and cooking habits. At least a little bit.

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Garlic Burger From A Local Burger Joint. My Burps Could Kill A Walrus Right Now...

Garlic Burger From A Local Burger Joint. My Burps Could Kill A Walrus Right Now...

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Ordered Caesar Salad For $15 From One Of The Local Restaurants

Ordered Caesar Salad For $15 From One Of The Local Restaurants

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Til If You Cut Lotus Root Into Wedges, You End Up With Aliens In Your Frying Pan

Til If You Cut Lotus Root Into Wedges, You End Up With Aliens In Your Frying Pan

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#7

This Was Way Cuter When I Pictured It In My Head

This Was Way Cuter When I Pictured It In My Head

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Sliced Homemade Sourdough Bread Topped With Creamy Light Brie Cheese. Preheat Oven To 350 And Bake For 11 Hours. Enjoy

Sliced Homemade Sourdough Bread Topped With Creamy Light Brie Cheese. Preheat Oven To 350 And Bake For 11 Hours. Enjoy

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#9

Me: This Tin Should Be Big Enough. Banana Bread: Freedom

Me: This Tin Should Be Big Enough. Banana Bread: Freedom

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#10

Anyone Ever Get Really Depressed And Make A Nice Tray Of Grilled Cheese?

Anyone Ever Get Really Depressed And Make A Nice Tray Of Grilled Cheese?

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Thought I’d Try Homemade Sushi Out

Thought I’d Try Homemade Sushi Out

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Spaghetti O’s W/Meatballs In A Pepperoni Bowl

Spaghetti O’s W/Meatballs In A Pepperoni Bowl

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Thought You Guys Might Like This Pie I Baked

Thought You Guys Might Like This Pie I Baked

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2 Michelin Star Restaurant Had This On Instagram

2 Michelin Star Restaurant Had This On Instagram

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Is This Really What People Think Vegans Want To Eat?

Is This Really What People Think Vegans Want To Eat?

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mph seti
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LMAO. "Eat a box of d***s!" is a bit rude to say to vegans, though.

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#17

I Call This One "Depression"

I Call This One "Depression"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just needs some sauce, some onions and peppers maybe, a little bit of extra flavor, etc. Doesn't look that bad, IMO. It's still totally edible as is, though

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#18

My 11 Year Old's Christmas Cookie

My 11 Year Old's Christmas Cookie

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(Very) Poisonous Fugu Fish, Now Free With Your Dried Anchovies!

(Very) Poisonous Fugu Fish, Now Free With Your Dried Anchovies!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Share with your friends. Whoever dies is the loser......or winner depending on your perspective

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#20

Ordered Carbonara From A '5 Star Uber Restaurant'

Ordered Carbonara From A '5 Star Uber Restaurant'

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Coronavirus Diet: Just 2 Kilograms Of Cookie Dough That I Attack With A Spoon Every Now And Then

Coronavirus Diet: Just 2 Kilograms Of Cookie Dough That I Attack With A Spoon Every Now And Then

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Apparently Using A Syringe To Inject The Filling Of A Jelly Bun Doesn't Work That Well...

Apparently Using A Syringe To Inject The Filling Of A Jelly Bun Doesn't Work That Well...

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My Aunt's Finished "Porcupine" Cake

My Aunt's Finished "Porcupine" Cake

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#24

I Made A Pasta Burrito Wrapped In Rice Paper...Behold The Atrocity Of Man

I Made A Pasta Burrito Wrapped In Rice Paper...Behold The Atrocity Of Man

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Made Croissants.. Didn't Know I Was Supposed To Roll Them

Made Croissants.. Didn't Know I Was Supposed To Roll Them

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL Croissants don't magically roll themselves. But, now you have flatbread.

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#26

My Boss Eats This Depressing Lunch Every Day

My Boss Eats This Depressing Lunch Every Day

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, if you're a coeliac and you don't like the gluten free bread that's available to you, this is pretty much your other option.

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Tonight’s Special Is A Plate Of Spaghetti Betwixt Two Slices Of Garlic Bread With A Side Of A Vegetable Medley. Apologies Sir, The Chef Is High Off His Ass

Tonight’s Special Is A Plate Of Spaghetti Betwixt Two Slices Of Garlic Bread With A Side Of A Vegetable Medley. Apologies Sir, The Chef Is High Off His Ass

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Tiredpossum
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would totally eat that except make the garlic bread just plain bread

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Bobert Robertson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a kid I always put my pasta in a dinner roll. My dream was to open a pasta sandwich restaurant. Then I got older and realized - carbs. I would call it CARBonara

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Netra
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love spaghetti sandwiches!!! The veggies look like they are the frozen kind

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Rebekah
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My fav bar makes a lasagna sandwich. Basically the same. And damn delicious.

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Erin E
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, minus canned veggies, i eat spaghetti sandwiches 😆

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Lis A
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to put mac n cheese in a bun. It's actually really good. Don't knock it before you try it

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CultOfBambi
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well done to the chef for bothering with the veggies, despite his condition! ;o)

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Erin Kavik
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The spaghetti garlic bread sandwich would find a place in my belly at least.

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Renita McAfee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is legit how kids eat. 😂 not weird....just weird for an adult

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Elena Ktmr
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I purchased Pasta Pizza once , while in Napoli , at my own free will.I even erased the photo to forget of the dreadful experience.

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Faith Nicole
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Minus the veggies, ive taken my spaghetti and dumped a fork full ontop of garlic bread and eaten it like that. Again, not using the bread as a sandwich like this, but still was tasty, (and I wasn't high)

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Catherine Brady
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually if I am alone at home I have been known to put spaghetti or lasagna between two heavily garlic buttered slices of bread.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

betwixt is applicable to groups of 3 or more, between is used when referring to 2 items, people, etc.

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Magpie
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That looks fine, except not the frozen, horrible plastic "vegies".

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Dave Chapman
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Would eat, don't even need to be a drunk or stoned midnight snack!

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Pascale Pierloot
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks like the loser in a competition for 'the best burger wins a place on the menu at McDonald's'.

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Philly Bob Squires
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've always made spaghetti sandwiches... used a brioche bun and I always put ground sausage in my sauce so hey! Noodles, sausage and sauce on a brioche... Yeah man!

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Ava Musselman
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

chef ramsey be like: what the F*** is this S***?! (then cusses a million times after that)

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Suzi Gauthier
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mostly skip the noodles & eat the sauce on the garlic bread anyway.

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Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doesn't look bad. Just remove the spaghetti from the bread and mix it with the veggies and then eat bread and pasta separately

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#29

My Wive's Lunch. Yep That's A Banana With Instant Chicken Noodles

My Wive's Lunch. Yep That's A Banana With Instant Chicken Noodles

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My Friend Had 5 Minutes In Between Each Class

My Friend Had 5 Minutes In Between Each Class

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My nephew eats ramen like that (minus the bread) as a snack sometimes. He says that some Japanese snacks are similar to those noodles.

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