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If you're a regular Bored Panda reader, you probably know we have a soft spot for kitchen fails. There's just something really reassuring about homemade bread baking for 11 hours and a depressing instant noodle sandwich. They give you hope. They make you believe that no matter how bad your meals sometimes are, you could still get a Michel star for them if you would compare them to some of the worst atrocities that have ever landed on a plate. Continue scrolling and check out what I mean for yourself!

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Britain Invaded Half The World For Spices And Decided They Didn’t Like Any Of Them

Britain Invaded Half The World For Spices And Decided They Didn’t Like Any Of Them

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If you are wondering where the heck did we get all of these images, the answer is shittyfoodporn. This subreddit was created all the way back in 2012 and over the years it has become the archive of unappealing food pics. With over 1.7 million members, it's impossible to imagine it dying out, too.

The pandemic, however, might reduce the number of submissions the subreddit receives. They say practice makes perfect and coronavirus is really making Americans cook. In one recent survey, 54 percent of respondents said they cook more than before the pandemic, while 75 percent said they have become more confident in the kitchen and 51 percent said they will continue to cook more after the crisis ends.

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My Sister Tried To Make Matzah But Ended Up Summoning The Necronomicon

My Sister Tried To Make Matzah But Ended Up Summoning The Necronomicon

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Ant that's a good thing. On average, those who frequently cook at home eat less fat and sugar than other people; many restaurants and food companies use so much of these ingredients in their recipes, home cooks just can't keep up.

I guess the big question is whether or not we will return to our previous ways once everything goes back to normal. Let's just hope that our palates will have experienced a reset and our hands would have acquired enough skill to retain our new eating and cooking habits. At least a little bit.

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Garlic Burger From A Local Burger Joint. My Burps Could Kill A Walrus Right Now...

Garlic Burger From A Local Burger Joint. My Burps Could Kill A Walrus Right Now...

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Jihana
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One way to achieve social distancing. Also: there is no such thing as too much garlic! And this looks like roasted garlic, it's much milder than fresh garlic.

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Suzi Gauthier
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn't think there was such a thing. I used a whole head of garlic with a couple of pounds of hamburger to make burgers on the last day of vacation to use up everything. We burped garlic from Viriginia to Miami. The worst was when my friend's husband decided to take a clove of garlic a day for his heart. He thought a head was a clove.

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Adam Francis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That looks amazing. Can one order it with extra garlic and where is it located? tia

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Petra Schaap
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YES SIR!!!!! i need this! what local burger joint?? gimme the adres! I'm on my wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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lara
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, if the garlic is cooked, that looks good. If not, never mind.

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Linda Williams
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's nothing like too much garlic ever. And it totally supports social distancing 😉

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Iggy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You could strip paint off the walls and furniture with one breath!

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KombatBunni
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With that much garlic you’d kill just about anything within a five mile radius..and let’s not mention what gas coming out the other end could do! You’d be a walking health hazard!

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IFXO
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you ate it?? i would throw the garlic cloves away and eat it! Well, it was supposed to be garlic burger but couldn't they have used garlic sauce or something?

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Kim Lorton
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not to mention your farts the following day and night! Whewwwww!

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katboxjanitor
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There must be a vampire repelling miasma surrounding your home!

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Steve Cruz
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobody would get close enough to be killed, because garlic farts burned down the house!

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Todd Hollfelder
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yow! A whole clove in my spaghetti dish and I'm in the bathroom!! Can't handle this!!

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Arran Walker
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would eat that anyway. I eat dehydrated garlic cloves as a snack.

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GC
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like it could have come from The Stinking Rose in San Francisco. Their motto is “We Season Our Garlic With Food!”

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Johanne Trudeau
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG!!! Right now I have intense heartburn just looking at the picture!!!

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BorPand8
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't see the problem. They ordered a garlic burger. They got a garlic burger. 😋😁

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Nikki Sevven
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now if you roasted the garlic and blended it into the ground beef...

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Jus
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But you wanted it, saw what's inside and ate everything. It doesn't count.

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BoredPanda is awesome
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least now everyone will stay away from you so you can social distance easily

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Iva Kazalova
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You ordered a garlic burger, do’h, wtf did you expect? I’d be chuffed with that

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it looks disgusting but sadly my SO would chomp that garlic right up...

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#5

Ordered Caesar Salad For $15 From One Of The Local Restaurants

Ordered Caesar Salad For $15 From One Of The Local Restaurants

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Til If You Cut Lotus Root Into Wedges, You End Up With Aliens In Your Frying Pan

Til If You Cut Lotus Root Into Wedges, You End Up With Aliens In Your Frying Pan

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This Was Way Cuter When I Pictured It In My Head

This Was Way Cuter When I Pictured It In My Head

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Sliced Homemade Sourdough Bread Topped With Creamy Light Brie Cheese. Preheat Oven To 350 And Bake For 11 Hours. Enjoy

Sliced Homemade Sourdough Bread Topped With Creamy Light Brie Cheese. Preheat Oven To 350 And Bake For 11 Hours. Enjoy

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#9

Me: This Tin Should Be Big Enough. Banana Bread: Freedom

Me: This Tin Should Be Big Enough. Banana Bread: Freedom

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#10

Anyone Ever Get Really Depressed And Make A Nice Tray Of Grilled Cheese?

Anyone Ever Get Really Depressed And Make A Nice Tray Of Grilled Cheese?

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Thought I’d Try Homemade Sushi Out

Thought I’d Try Homemade Sushi Out

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Spaghetti O’s W/Meatballs In A Pepperoni Bowl

Spaghetti O’s W/Meatballs In A Pepperoni Bowl

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Thought You Guys Might Like This Pie I Baked

Thought You Guys Might Like This Pie I Baked

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2 Michelin Star Restaurant Had This On Instagram

2 Michelin Star Restaurant Had This On Instagram

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Is This Really What People Think Vegans Want To Eat?

Is This Really What People Think Vegans Want To Eat?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LMAO. "Eat a box of d***s!" is a bit rude to say to vegans, though.

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#17

I Call This One "Depression"

I Call This One "Depression"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just needs some sauce, some onions and peppers maybe, a little bit of extra flavor, etc. Doesn't look that bad, IMO. It's still totally edible as is, though

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#18

My 11 Year Old's Christmas Cookie

My 11 Year Old's Christmas Cookie

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(Very) Poisonous Fugu Fish, Now Free With Your Dried Anchovies!

(Very) Poisonous Fugu Fish, Now Free With Your Dried Anchovies!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Share with your friends. Whoever dies is the loser......or winner depending on your perspective

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#20

Ordered Carbonara From A '5 Star Uber Restaurant'

Ordered Carbonara From A '5 Star Uber Restaurant'

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Coronavirus Diet: Just 2 Kilograms Of Cookie Dough That I Attack With A Spoon Every Now And Then

Coronavirus Diet: Just 2 Kilograms Of Cookie Dough That I Attack With A Spoon Every Now And Then

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Apparently Using A Syringe To Inject The Filling Of A Jelly Bun Doesn't Work That Well...

Apparently Using A Syringe To Inject The Filling Of A Jelly Bun Doesn't Work That Well...

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My Aunt's Finished "Porcupine" Cake

My Aunt's Finished "Porcupine" Cake

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#24

I Made A Pasta Burrito Wrapped In Rice Paper...Behold The Atrocity Of Man

I Made A Pasta Burrito Wrapped In Rice Paper...Behold The Atrocity Of Man

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Made Croissants.. Didn't Know I Was Supposed To Roll Them

Made Croissants.. Didn't Know I Was Supposed To Roll Them

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL Croissants don't magically roll themselves. But, now you have flatbread.

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My Boss Eats This Depressing Lunch Every Day

My Boss Eats This Depressing Lunch Every Day

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, if you're a coeliac and you don't like the gluten free bread that's available to you, this is pretty much your other option.

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Tonight’s Special Is A Plate Of Spaghetti Betwixt Two Slices Of Garlic Bread With A Side Of A Vegetable Medley. Apologies Sir, The Chef Is High Off His Ass

Tonight’s Special Is A Plate Of Spaghetti Betwixt Two Slices Of Garlic Bread With A Side Of A Vegetable Medley. Apologies Sir, The Chef Is High Off His Ass

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My Wive's Lunch. Yep That's A Banana With Instant Chicken Noodles

My Wive's Lunch. Yep That's A Banana With Instant Chicken Noodles

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My Friend Had 5 Minutes In Between Each Class

My Friend Had 5 Minutes In Between Each Class

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My nephew eats ramen like that (minus the bread) as a snack sometimes. He says that some Japanese snacks are similar to those noodles.

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