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If you're a regular Bored Panda reader, you probably know we have a soft spot for kitchen fails. There's just something really reassuring about homemade bread baking for 11 hours and a depressing instant noodle sandwich. They give you hope. They make you believe that no matter how bad your meals sometimes are, you could still get a Michel star for them if you would compare them to some of the worst atrocities that have ever landed on a plate. Continue scrolling and check out what I mean for yourself!

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Britain Invaded Half The World For Spices And Decided They Didn’t Like Any Of Them

Britain Invaded Half The World For Spices And Decided They Didn’t Like Any Of Them

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If you are wondering where the heck did we get all of these images, the answer is shittyfoodporn. This subreddit was created all the way back in 2012 and over the years it has become the archive of unappealing food pics. With over 1.7 million members, it's impossible to imagine it dying out, too.

The pandemic, however, might reduce the number of submissions the subreddit receives. They say practice makes perfect and coronavirus is really making Americans cook. In one recent survey, 54 percent of respondents said they cook more than before the pandemic, while 75 percent said they have become more confident in the kitchen and 51 percent said they will continue to cook more after the crisis ends.

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My Sister Tried To Make Matzah But Ended Up Summoning The Necronomicon

My Sister Tried To Make Matzah But Ended Up Summoning The Necronomicon

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Ant that's a good thing. On average, those who frequently cook at home eat less fat and sugar than other people; many restaurants and food companies use so much of these ingredients in their recipes, home cooks just can't keep up.

I guess the big question is whether or not we will return to our previous ways once everything goes back to normal. Let's just hope that our palates will have experienced a reset and our hands would have acquired enough skill to retain our new eating and cooking habits. At least a little bit.

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Garlic Burger From A Local Burger Joint. My Burps Could Kill A Walrus Right Now...

Garlic Burger From A Local Burger Joint. My Burps Could Kill A Walrus Right Now...

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Ordered Caesar Salad For $15 From One Of The Local Restaurants

Ordered Caesar Salad For $15 From One Of The Local Restaurants

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Raine Soo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sigh. What a complete rip-off. The restaurant should be ashamed.

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Jared Johnson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Originally, the Caesar salad was made with full leaves of lettuce and eaten by hand. So, it could be that this restaurant serves the salad in that style. That being said, it's not the typical modern presentation, and this clearly is not what the poster was expecting. The lettuce does look to be high quality, at the very least.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a three course meal for about 4 Euro in a restaurant in Hungary four years ago. The salad there was just a quater of a giant head of lettuce with vinegrette. Just the head quatered. I figured that the meal was so cheap that they couldn't waste time on cutting it, which is fair enough.

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Máté Jancsek
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you would be surprised, but the original Caesar salad is pretty much this... but maybe in smaller pieces

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Kim Lorton
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’d cLl the place and let them know we were kissing our salad!

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enjoyinglife
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dang you should have added the name. Businesses complain of business loss WELL....

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Mimi M
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If that person didn't get a refund (or at least try!), I've got no sympathy.

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Carole McLendon
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is disgraceful. At a guess, nobody in your family or friend circle will be ordering from that place anytime in future

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This has to be the worst salad I have ever seen!!! Maybe there's some kid called Caesar that they hired recently to do the dishes that took it upon himself to create something ambitious???

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've had salads like this in very pricy bistros. Unless that dressing is for the gods, it's a rip off.

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I'm a makeup addict
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

caesar salad kit! On sale for $15!! and you must assemble it yourself!

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lara
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this like a deconstructed Caesar's salad? Or a kit?

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Falcon
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Interesting idea. Set up a "restaurant" and sell DIY food. 😁

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly, if you order take out from an expensive place, it’s your fault. Obviously presentation is a big thing in expensive restaurants. Also, you pay extra delivery fees. Of course you have to assemble it yourself, it’s a salad

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That does not look like a salad you’d get in an expensive restaurant. It looks like a salad you’d get at the airport.

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#6

Til If You Cut Lotus Root Into Wedges, You End Up With Aliens In Your Frying Pan

Til If You Cut Lotus Root Into Wedges, You End Up With Aliens In Your Frying Pan

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This Was Way Cuter When I Pictured It In My Head

This Was Way Cuter When I Pictured It In My Head

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Sliced Homemade Sourdough Bread Topped With Creamy Light Brie Cheese. Preheat Oven To 350 And Bake For 11 Hours. Enjoy

Sliced Homemade Sourdough Bread Topped With Creamy Light Brie Cheese. Preheat Oven To 350 And Bake For 11 Hours. Enjoy

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#9

Me: This Tin Should Be Big Enough. Banana Bread: Freedom

Me: This Tin Should Be Big Enough. Banana Bread: Freedom

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#10

Anyone Ever Get Really Depressed And Make A Nice Tray Of Grilled Cheese?

Anyone Ever Get Really Depressed And Make A Nice Tray Of Grilled Cheese?

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Thought I’d Try Homemade Sushi Out

Thought I’d Try Homemade Sushi Out

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Spaghetti O’s W/Meatballs In A Pepperoni Bowl

Spaghetti O’s W/Meatballs In A Pepperoni Bowl

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Thought You Guys Might Like This Pie I Baked

Thought You Guys Might Like This Pie I Baked

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2 Michelin Star Restaurant Had This On Instagram

2 Michelin Star Restaurant Had This On Instagram

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Is This Really What People Think Vegans Want To Eat?

Is This Really What People Think Vegans Want To Eat?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LMAO. "Eat a box of d***s!" is a bit rude to say to vegans, though.

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#17

I Call This One "Depression"

I Call This One "Depression"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just needs some sauce, some onions and peppers maybe, a little bit of extra flavor, etc. Doesn't look that bad, IMO. It's still totally edible as is, though

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#18

My 11 Year Old's Christmas Cookie

My 11 Year Old's Christmas Cookie

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(Very) Poisonous Fugu Fish, Now Free With Your Dried Anchovies!

(Very) Poisonous Fugu Fish, Now Free With Your Dried Anchovies!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Share with your friends. Whoever dies is the loser......or winner depending on your perspective

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#20

Ordered Carbonara From A '5 Star Uber Restaurant'

Ordered Carbonara From A '5 Star Uber Restaurant'

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Coronavirus Diet: Just 2 Kilograms Of Cookie Dough That I Attack With A Spoon Every Now And Then

Coronavirus Diet: Just 2 Kilograms Of Cookie Dough That I Attack With A Spoon Every Now And Then

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Apparently Using A Syringe To Inject The Filling Of A Jelly Bun Doesn't Work That Well...

Apparently Using A Syringe To Inject The Filling Of A Jelly Bun Doesn't Work That Well...

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My Aunt's Finished "Porcupine" Cake

My Aunt's Finished "Porcupine" Cake

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#24

I Made A Pasta Burrito Wrapped In Rice Paper...Behold The Atrocity Of Man

I Made A Pasta Burrito Wrapped In Rice Paper...Behold The Atrocity Of Man

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Made Croissants.. Didn't Know I Was Supposed To Roll Them

Made Croissants.. Didn't Know I Was Supposed To Roll Them

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL Croissants don't magically roll themselves. But, now you have flatbread.

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#26

My Boss Eats This Depressing Lunch Every Day

My Boss Eats This Depressing Lunch Every Day

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, if you're a coeliac and you don't like the gluten free bread that's available to you, this is pretty much your other option.

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Tonight’s Special Is A Plate Of Spaghetti Betwixt Two Slices Of Garlic Bread With A Side Of A Vegetable Medley. Apologies Sir, The Chef Is High Off His Ass

Tonight’s Special Is A Plate Of Spaghetti Betwixt Two Slices Of Garlic Bread With A Side Of A Vegetable Medley. Apologies Sir, The Chef Is High Off His Ass

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#29

My Wive's Lunch. Yep That's A Banana With Instant Chicken Noodles

My Wive's Lunch. Yep That's A Banana With Instant Chicken Noodles

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My Friend Had 5 Minutes In Between Each Class

My Friend Had 5 Minutes In Between Each Class

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My nephew eats ramen like that (minus the bread) as a snack sometimes. He says that some Japanese snacks are similar to those noodles.

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