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X (formerly Twitter) may be the go-to stage for celebrities, politicians, and meme connoisseurs, but none of them shine quite like Myrna Tellingheusen.

Myrna is the internet’s sharp-tongued grandma—the kind you’d expect to see at church on Sunday, side-eyeing everyone’s outfits with brutal honesty. Since 2015, she’s been blessing timelines with pearls of wisdom, witty observations, and just the right amount of sass. More dramatic than any soap opera and funnier than gossip at bingo night, her posts never disappoint.

Scroll down to enjoy some of her best ones.

#1

Screenshot of a humorous tweet by an internet famous grandma sharing a sharp-witted joke about anger management issues.

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Lotekguy
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

More and more with each passing year.

Adam Zad
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance for idiots that needs work.

SheHulk
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I posted on fb one new years eve, "To those I offended in 2023, try to improve, so I don't have to do it again in 2024!" I'm already crotchety.

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    Internet’s funniest grandma tweeting a sharp joke about QR codes with a humorous and bold tone.

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    SchadenFreudian Psychology
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen them on the back of moving vehicles. That seems safe. /s

    Min
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hear, hear!

    #3

    Tweet from internet’s funniest grandma sharing a witty joke about torn jeans and gender reveal parties.

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    azubi
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my time, gender reveal parties were called "birth"

    Rinso The Red
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my time, we had the torn jeans though. Even designer ones. Mine were just old

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    Child of the Stars
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't object to either of those things specifically, I just object to the parties that are destructive

    Crissy Newbury
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I’m a grandma and I like torn jeans!

    Hannah
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even find enough likes for this

    Lil be lil
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 75 and I started the torn jeans trend. Me!

    Myrna Tellingheusen loves going to church, judging her neighbors, and, naturally, after all these years of experience, she’s never wrong.

    Of course, in real life, many of us would probably steer clear of someone like her. But online, her impeccable one-liners never fail to give us a good chuckle.

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    #4

    Screenshot of a tweet by the internet’s funniest grandma sharing a witty graduation message and life advice.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be given to every woman graduating along with their diploma haha

    #5

    Elderly woman tweet showing Internet’s funniest grandma sharing sharp jokes with playful wit and humor.

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    Hannah
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this resonates with almost everyone with an internet connection

    KieLeaHar
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call it Twitter still and my 69 year old father corrects me with attitude and says ‘it’s called X!’.. 🤔

    Lotekguy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it equally easy to ignore under either name.

    ImdaPrincesse
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I quit in October 2024. I had enough with the NAFO infighting

    Lil be lil
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's still the Gulf of Mexico!

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    #6

    Screenshot of a humorous tweet from the internet’s funniest grandma sharing a witty joke about experience and disagreement.

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    Adam Zad
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not arguing. I am explaining why I am right.

    Lotekguy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how easy is it to convince them?

    Michael Largey
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think all of my opinions are right. If I didn't think they were right, they wouldn't be my opinions, would they?

    Now, maybe grandma humor isn’t exactly your cup of tea. Fair enough—though Myrna would definitely gossip about you over fruitcake and tea with her friends.

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    Still, how much you enjoy her jokes might actually say something about your age group. Science suggests that each generation tends to lean toward its own style of humor.

    #7

    Screenshot of a tweet from the Internet’s funniest grandma sharing a sharp joke about keeping her mind active.

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    Michael Largey
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my advanced age, I don't have that much time left for sitting around plotting. It's time to get out and get 'er done!

    Nota Robot
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's world domination for me. But each to their own, I guess. I wouldn't want her as my rival anyway.

    #8

    Screenshot of a humorous tweet from the internet’s funniest grandma sharing a sharp, witty joke about monsters.

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    April Pickett
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fairy tales used to be fun, they're not anymore. If I had a young daughter today, I wouldn't let her watch any Disney film about princesses. That sets those girls up wrong for life.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then they moved into The White House and started telling us all about Tylenol causing Autism.

    Adam Zad
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, they're in the White House.

    Lotekguy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now they are CEOs and elected officials.

    Lil be lil
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything fake is real and everything real is "Fake"!

    Mrs Irish Mom
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we have monsters waking our so called "safe" streets

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    #9

    Screenshot of a humorous tweet from the internet’s funniest grandma known for sharp jokes and witty remarks.

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    Talis
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it still count GB as part of the EU?

    howdylee
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Likely that the EU wasn't even a thing when the encyclopedia was printed.

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    A survey by Ipsos found that Millennials and Gen Z gravitate toward darker humor, Baby Boomers prefer political comedy, and Gen X favors straightforward jokes over clever wordplay. At the same time, Millennials also stand out for their love of classic punchlines.

    #10

    Screenshot of a tweet by the internet’s funniest grandma sharing a sharp-witted joke during choir practice.

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    Mrs Irish Mom
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg this is so me, sweating in the Irish heat last month and wiped my forehead and half of my brow came off, thank God I had left work and wasn't going to work

    Lil be lil
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why my manicure doesn't match.

    #11

    Twitter post by internet’s funniest grandma sharing a sharp, witty joke with 600+ likes and multiple replies.

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    Susan Teter
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you push her too hard, she just becomes a 'roid...

    The Majestic Opossum
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noticing I'm more like Linda's bowel than I'd like to be...

    #12

    Tweet from internet’s funniest grandma humorously requesting a refund for Christmas 2024 greeting cards.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly you accidentally bought the cursed pack

    So, do you recognize yourself in any of those preferences? The platform you use could also be a clue to which generation you belong to when it comes to humor. For example, 81% of Gen Z reportedly get their laughs from TikTok, which means some may have missed out on Myrna’s sharp tweets. If that’s the case, consider this their chance to catch up.

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    #13

    Tweet from internet’s funniest grandma, sharing a witty joke about running out of empathy and passwords.

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    Uncle Panda
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Look, you can't keep making me change the password. I can't keep renaming the dog!"

    Nota Robot
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your password must contain at least sixty-five special characters, seventeen numbers, nine capital letters, some human sacrifice at full moon for good measure and three lowercase letters. Also, would you like to sign in with a four number PIN?

    April Pickett
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I try, but empathy is in very short supply here.

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    #14

    Tweet from internet’s funniest grandma sharing a witty Halloween joke about blackout curtains and trick-or-treaters.

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    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were always told to just keep the porch light off.

    P R
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the info, Mrs Grinch

    Nikki Sevven
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My house is set back from the street, and my driveway is 100m long. Combine that with a street that is not remotely pedestrian friendly, being both hilly and curvy and having no sidewalks, and I haven't had even one trick-or-treater in 28 years.

    Susan Teter
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that and a paintball gun

    #15

    Social media post from internet’s funniest grandma sharing a witty joke about goals and resolutions.

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    Hannah
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES. What is wrong with the people who don't use coasters????

    Eggwodd
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with people who give glass coasters as a gift??? they're useless!

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    Lil be lil
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell that to VIPVanceWinkle.

    Cougar Allen
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I wuz yer age coasters served a purpose. Nowadays, some people still have wooden tables, but they're coated in polyurethane half an inch thick, and they have no idea what a coaster is or why.

    Hopefully, Gen Z will appreciate Myrna’s sass, or else they risk being heavily judged on X—though to be honest, she’s probably already doing it. Then again, Gen Z has plenty of fun mocking Millennial humor. And they’re not the only critics: even they admit to being baffled by Gen Alpha, with its mysterious obsession with “67” (and no, that’s not Myrna’s age). If you know what it means, do share.

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    #16

    Screenshot of a humorous internet tweet by a witty grandma sharing a sharp joke about memory foam pillows.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some comedian, possibly Rodney Dangerfield, said he bought a memory foam mattress and now it's trying to blackmail him. (Postscript - I was wrong; it was Gary Delaney.)

    #17

    Internet’s funniest grandma sharing sharp and witty jokes on social media with knitting needles theme.

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    Lil be lil
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially any decor without cats!

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    What seems clear, though, is that the humor gap between younger and older generations is getting wider. Gen Z jokes often leave older audiences scratching their heads. Why?

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    Clare Heupel, writing for The Statesman, argues it comes down to the internet. “There has not been a time when Gen Zers did not have access to the internet,” she says. “Though this may seem like a convenience to older generations, who only see having access to the internet as access to an infinite amount of information, it presents new issues that prior generations have never faced.”

    #19

    Screenshot of a tweet from the Internet’s funniest grandma sharing a sharp, witty joke about customer service de-escalation.

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    Susan Teter
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called the point of no return for a reason

    #20

    Elderly woman holding a teacup in front of a china cabinet, showcasing the internet’s funniest grandma humor.

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    Michael Largey
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my mom passed, the rule was "If you gave it to her, you've got to take it back."

    KatSaidWhat
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gown children: nooo! middle aged children "d**n, wish I had taken those"

    Susan Teter
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before my mom died, I asked her why she didn't get rid of ALOT of stuff she and dad didn't use. She told me "you and your siblings can deal with it after we die". THANKS 🤨

    #21

    Screenshot of a tweet from the internet’s funniest grandma sharing a sharp and witty joke about having old grudges.

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave my wife a handle. "What's this for?" .."Easier to carry your grudges".

    P R
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not something to boast about

    Lotekguy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've enjoyed using that line on occasion

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    Constant stimulation from online platforms has shaped Gen Z’s culture, giving rise to humor built on ultra-specific memes and viral references. If you missed the original content, the joke simply won’t make sense.

    And thanks to the algorithms on every social platform, many of us end up stuck in our own echo chambers, which is a big reason why certain jokes don’t always translate across generations.

    #22

    Screenshot of a tweet from the internet’s funniest grandma delivering a sharp, witty joke about compression socks.

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    Savannah greenleaf
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way easier than putting them on

    SchadenFreudian Psychology
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re terrific for a swollen foot after surgery, but they’re a bear to get on. Hint: get the ankle-high ones from Bombas.

    #23

    Tweet from internet’s funniest grandma sharing a witty joke about a circus clown shortage on social media.

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    CartoonCasey
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why go through the money and hassle of learning to paint your face and juggle chainsaws with your feet while walking a tightrope on your hands when everybody is too preoccupied watching the scary clowns try to run the United States government into the ground?

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. They're all in the White House. (Yes, I am an American and yes, I absolutely f ucking HATE the Orange Buffoon)

    Lil be lil
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Send in the clowns...🎶 No, wait!

    Michael Largey
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the door on that little car is stuck.

    #24

    Social media post from internet’s funniest grandma sharing a sharp joke about boxing training at JoAnn Fabrics.

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    Cougar Allen
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's that why they went bankrupt? Maybe if they had changed the signs to "JoAnn's Boxing Gym" they would still be in business....

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    Still, Myrna proves that grandma humor can hold its own alongside all the internet trends. We may not know who’s really behind the account, but taking her at face value, she’s as sharp as ever. Generations will keep rolling their eyes at one another, but Myrna? She’ll be here, gossiping, judging, and cracking us up, just as she always has.

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    #28

    Internet’s funniest grandma sharing a witty tweet about nostalgia, technology, and polite conversation in the past.

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    JL
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Four networks, don't forget PBS.

    Lotekguy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when you needed somebody to turn the dial and move the antenna every time you wanted to change the channel.

    Geoffrey Scott
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also because no one wanted to hear/see that bull**it.

    #29

    Internet’s funniest grandma sharing sharp jokes with a witty expression on social media post.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any ad that ends with "ask your doctor if... is right for you" is not worth remembering.

    Lil be lil
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep forgetting the one for Alzheimer's!

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    #30

    Screenshot of a tweet by a witty grandma on social media sharing a humorous take on scanning QR codes.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a QR code virgin and have every intention of remaining one. Whoever asks for that cannot be the only game in town, and I will be looking for alternatives.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hand me a real God D amned menu or I'm leaving.

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    #32

    Screenshot of a humorous tweet by the internet’s funniest grandma, sharing a witty joke with sharp humor.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there. Done that. Sweated through the t-shirt..

    Susan Teter
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get paid enough to be pleasant. I'm barely paid enough to be tolerable.

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    #34

    Colorful layered gelatin dessert on a glass plate, featured in the internet’s funniest grandma joke collection.

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    April Pickett
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Joy of Cooking cookbook is still around somewhere, I think my daughter has it. I always enjoyed just reading it. Those kidneys in pineapple rings was fun to read.

    Andrew Arons
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are pear bits in the lime jello section, aren't they? BLUUURGH!

    Scott Rackley
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother has one of those aspic cooking books that was gifted to her from a friend. She would never serve something so vile, but couldn't throw a gift away. One was oysters, peas, carrots in aspic. Not kidding.

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    #36

    Screenshot of internet’s funniest grandma tweet sharing a sharp joke, with her profile picture and engagement icons visible.

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    Michael Largey
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bucket list is chiefly comprised of attending the funerals of people I don't like. No one at the graveside ceremonies has seemed to notice I'm wearing dancing shoes.

    Andrew Arons
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait until it's dark before you pee on their graves. Surprisingly, there are laws against it!😝

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    JL
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although I imagine you've been to a few funerals where you had to fight the urge.

    #37

    Screenshot of a humorous social media post by the internet’s funniest grandma delivering a witty joke.

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    Lil be lil
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drop em in my crumb catchers . (bra)

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    #38

    Twitter screenshot of the internet’s funniest grandma sharing a sharp, witty joke about laundry detergent brands.

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    Auntriarch
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Certainly is, I can only tell if you're using the same one as me

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    #39

    Vintage black rotary telephone with coiled cord on white background, illustrating internet’s funniest grandma humor.

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    April Pickett
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched a video where 3 teenage boys were given a rotary phone, a number to call, and a time limit. It was hilarious.

    Savannah greenleaf
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In high school one friends parents kept a rotary phone in the living room. If you asked to use the phone the answer was yes as they pointed to that phone. it just to watch kids panic. They were fun people around 1999-2000 for the timing.

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    BookFanatic
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I discovered my gran's rotary phone when I was three. I had a splendid time spinning the dial and actually managed to call some poor random person. Grandma unplugged it until I left. Lol

    Adam Zad
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also good for braining intruders in your home.

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    #40

    Tweet from internet’s funniest grandma sharing a witty joke about holding grudges instead of moving on.

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    Michael Largey
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move on - but take the grudge with you.

    #41

    Twitter post from internet’s funniest grandma sharing a sharp joke about luncheon cookies, engaging with followers.

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    #42

    Screenshot of a tweet by the internet’s funniest grandma making a witty joke about hemming slacks with duct tape.

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    Lil be lil
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Duck tape is for everything.

    #43

    Internet’s funniest grandma sharing sharp jokes on social media, known for witty and humorous knitting needle humor.

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    #45

    Tweet from internet’s funniest grandma, Myrna Tellingheusen, sharing a joke sharper than her knitting needles.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No story worth hearing has ever followed that self-aggrandizing intro, with the possible exception of some nature documentaries.

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    #48

    Tweet from internet’s funniest grandma joking about switching homemade cookies with Chips Ahoy for efficiency during grandchild visits.

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    Lila Allen
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never wanted to join twitter more than after reading these tweets

    panther
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheap store brand cookies instead.

    #49

    Elderly woman known as internet’s funniest grandma holding a bowl of soup, smiling with sharp wit.

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    DoomsdayUKgirl
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Tis the seaon to be soupy, tra la la la la la la la la!

    Peppy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time for a soupover 😉

    Lotekguy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soup is never out of season.

    Mrs Irish Mom
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tis soup, stew and coddle season 😋

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    #50

    Internet’s funniest grandma shares witty joke about oversized blouse tag seen at church in a humorous tweet.

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    Tabitha
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many loaves and fishes, Helen.

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh honey, you're an XL too, stop it

    Susan Teter
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He took the wheel, cuz she couldn't reach it

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    #52

    Screenshot of a tweet by internet’s funniest grandma sharing a sharp joke about giving up typewriters.

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    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We still have an electric typewriter at my library. A couple of giggly teenage girls had no idea what it was. Blew their minds when I demonstrated, and then they fought over who was going to try it first. 😆

    April Pickett
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least computer keyboards were'nt noisy.

    Savannah greenleaf
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They still can be depending on the typist and/or keyboard.

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    Andrew Arons
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Misery would've been a much weirder movie if James Caan did all his writing on a laptop.

    #53

    Screenshot of internet’s funniest grandma sharing a sharp joke about an egg salad recipe in a social media post.

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    #55

    Social media post from the internet’s funniest grandma sharing a witty joke about a bus stop and a tune.

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    #57

    Screenshot of a social media post by the Internet’s funniest grandma sharing sharp, witty humor about Easter Sunday.

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    Savannah greenleaf
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can almost taste the homemade lemon bar.

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    #58

    Screenshot of a tweet by the internet’s funniest grandma sharing a witty joke about avoiding alcohol at prayer meetings.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, making a fool out of you is the televangelist's job (and means of support).

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    #59

    Elderly woman sharing witty jokes on social media, showcasing internet’s funniest grandma with sharp humor and knitting background.

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..to know which neighbors to avoid...like "Trump, taking America back"....yeah, to the 1920's.

    #61

    Screenshot of internet’s funniest grandma tweeting a witty joke about decorative soaps and holiday humor.

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    Hannah
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's deranged. And to be worried about. My decorative soaps remain intact.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can tell you several things Musk needs to keep in shrink wrap.

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    #62

    Tweet from internet’s funniest grandma Myrna Tellingheusen joking about plastic salad tongs versus stainless steel on social media.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but no occasion calls for plastic salad scissor tongs.

    Hannah
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she brought some

    Rinso The Red
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is raw, street level pettiness and has no truck with such a reasonable approach.

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    Lil be lil
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Castigate her on the spot! The nerve!

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    #63

    Tweet from internet’s funniest grandma sharing a sharp joke about actors striking and her handbell choir rehearsals.

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    #64

    Man in a pink suit speaking on a vintage TV show with musicians in yellow suits in the background, internet’s funniest grandma joke.

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    Eggwodd
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother and her sister went to high school with Lawrence Welk in ND

    Grumpy old man
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma always turned the channell from cartoons to Lawrence Welk. A one anna two anna

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    #66

    Elderly woman dressed as a chef with a serious expression, representing internet’s funniest grandma humor online.

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    Lil be lil
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put all that rage into the Bundt cake!

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    #67

    Tweet from the internet’s funniest grandma sharing a sharp-witted joke about her unexpected golden years.

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    #68

    Internet’s funniest grandma sharing a sharp joke about buying asparagus for free rubber bands on social media.

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    #69

    Twitter post by internet’s funniest grandma sharing a witty joke, showcasing her sharp humor and knitting needle wit.

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Casseroles are comfort food to me, and easy-peasy to make. Cream of mushroom soup and breadcrumbs are the basis for a lot of good warm homemade casseroles. Throw in some meat, veg, and either noodles or rice with the soup, salt and pepper (plus whatever else you want to season it with) to taste, top it with the breadcrumbs, then about 45 minutes or an hour at 350 degrees Fahrenheit, and you’re home free. If your casserole dish comes with a lid, easy storage of the leftovers—-and casserole leftovers always taste good.

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    #70

    Screenshot of a tweet by the internet’s funniest grandma, sharing a sharp and humorous joke about her road atlas.

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    April Pickett
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll need to get a new one,there are more roads.

    Grumpy old man
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old people go the routes they know even when better ones exist. And Waze ruined it for us OG backroads drivers.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paper maps are the navigational equivalent of comfort food.

    tameson
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ABSOLUTELY! Every road trip we buy a new one when we cross into a new state.

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    #72

    Internet’s funniest grandma sharing a sharp joke on Twitter, known for humor as sharp as her knitting needles.

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    Michael Largey
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is q, because I hate waiting.

    Lotekguy
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't miss any of my exes.

    #73

    Elderly woman driving an old car, embodying the internet’s funniest grandma with sharp, witty humor online.

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Myrna? Go to Wally World and pick up some 'headlight restorer' just in case you need to drive at night.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And run the car through a car wash on your way.

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    #74

    Tweet from internet’s funniest grandma sharing a sharp and witty joke about her nephew and a burning cigarette.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's lucky if he's still got a future after that.

    Gingersnap In Iowa
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope she told Lyle he doesn't have much of a future.

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    #75

    Tweet from internet’s funniest grandma humorously asking for quiet while registering an appliance, highlighting sharp jokes and wit.

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    #76

    Older woman known as internet’s funniest grandma sharing a witty tweet about retirement and Sunday Scaries.

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    Grumpy old man
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raise your hand if you got "raptured"

    #77

    Tweet by internet’s funniest grandma sharing a sharp, witty joke about sizzling fajitas at a funeral luncheon.

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    Grumpy old man
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my grandfathers funeral, the family had a fajita buffet at the only restaurant to hold all of us. Catholics, amirite?

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you guys still have that no meat on Friday thing going or did your pope let that one go?

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    Lotekguy
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually perfect luncheon fare if the sizzling is likely a match with the deceased's eternal destination.

    The Mom
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on, the first three letters are "fun"

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    #78

    Shirtless man cheering at sports event, surrounded by fans, with internet’s funniest grandma jokes and knitting humor.

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    #79

    Tweet from internet’s funniest grandma sharing a sharp joke about black smoke coming from a kitchen.

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    Grumpy old man
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pope joke, but this woman is cleary Lutheran or Methodist. Dana Carveys Church Lady from 80s SNL

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm telling you I have found a new role model. I want to be her. So exactly what is a Lutheran?

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    #80

    Internet’s funniest grandma sharing a witty joke about lowering her A1C, showcasing sharp humor and charm.

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am quite sure my Doc will be scolding me for my sugar count on my latest labs. My plan is to use logic. "Yes, and it's 100 points lower than last year, so it's a downward trend".

    Grumpy old man
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! I ate too many carbs this past weekend, but it was my birthday. Still have Thanksgiving and Christmas to go. Looking forward to my Hungry Man turkey dinners. I miss when they came in foil trays.

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    #81

    Screenshot of a humorous tweet by internet’s funniest grandma sharing a witty patty melt joke.

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had one just this past weekend. First time in a long time. I had forgotten just how good they are—-and bread is all the same size and thickness, so no dry bready enormous bun top and skinny bun bottom getting soaked and disintegrating.

    nicholas nolan
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are so hard to find now. A great crunch from the rye, toasted caraway. Perfect.

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    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An Eternal Truth has been revealed unto us, on this holiest of days. Amen, sayeth the agnostic.

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    #82

    Screenshot of a social media post by the internet’s funniest grandma sharing a witty comment with sharp humor.

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    Niki
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've all been there. Overstimulation is no fun.

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    #83

    Screenshot of a tweet from the internet’s funniest grandma making a sharp joke about everything feeling weird.

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    #84

    Tweet from internet’s funniest grandma sharing a sharp, witty joke about sequin tops and hussies.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must be No.10, I don't even know how to huss.

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think amount, location, and intensity of the sequins is what denotes hussy

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    #85

    Social media post by the internet’s funniest grandma sharing a witty joke about Helen falling asleep at church.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helen's time management skills are exemplary.

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