X (formerly Twitter) may be the go-to stage for celebrities, politicians, and meme connoisseurs, but none of them shine quite like Myrna Tellingheusen.
Myrna is the internet’s sharp-tongued grandma—the kind you’d expect to see at church on Sunday, side-eyeing everyone’s outfits with brutal honesty. Since 2015, she’s been blessing timelines with pearls of wisdom, witty observations, and just the right amount of sass. More dramatic than any soap opera and funnier than gossip at bingo night, her posts never disappoint.
Scroll down to enjoy some of her best ones.
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I’ve seen them on the back of moving vehicles. That seems safe. /s
In my time, we had the torn jeans though. Even designer ones. Mine were just old
Load More Replies...I don't object to either of those things specifically, I just object to the parties that are destructive
Myrna Tellingheusen loves going to church, judging her neighbors, and, naturally, after all these years of experience, she’s never wrong.
Of course, in real life, many of us would probably steer clear of someone like her. But online, her impeccable one-liners never fail to give us a good chuckle.
This should be given to every woman graduating along with their diploma haha
I think all of my opinions are right. If I didn't think they were right, they wouldn't be my opinions, would they?
Now, maybe grandma humor isn’t exactly your cup of tea. Fair enough—though Myrna would definitely gossip about you over fruitcake and tea with her friends.
Still, how much you enjoy her jokes might actually say something about your age group. Science suggests that each generation tends to lean toward its own style of humor.
At my advanced age, I don't have that much time left for sitting around plotting. It's time to get out and get 'er done!
It's world domination for me. But each to their own, I guess. I wouldn't want her as my rival anyway.
Fairy tales used to be fun, they're not anymore. If I had a young daughter today, I wouldn't let her watch any Disney film about princesses. That sets those girls up wrong for life.
The original fairy tales were pretty dark and gory.
Load More Replies...Then they moved into The White House and started telling us all about Tylenol causing Autism.
Likely that the EU wasn't even a thing when the encyclopedia was printed.
Load More Replies...A survey by Ipsos found that Millennials and Gen Z gravitate toward darker humor, Baby Boomers prefer political comedy, and Gen X favors straightforward jokes over clever wordplay. At the same time, Millennials also stand out for their love of classic punchlines.
Omg this is so me, sweating in the Irish heat last month and wiped my forehead and half of my brow came off, thank God I had left work and wasn't going to work
So, do you recognize yourself in any of those preferences? The platform you use could also be a clue to which generation you belong to when it comes to humor. For example, 81% of Gen Z reportedly get their laughs from TikTok, which means some may have missed out on Myrna’s sharp tweets. If that’s the case, consider this their chance to catch up.
"Look, you can't keep making me change the password. I can't keep renaming the dog!"
Your password must contain at least sixty-five special characters, seventeen numbers, nine capital letters, some human sacrifice at full moon for good measure and three lowercase letters. Also, would you like to sign in with a four number PIN?
My house is set back from the street, and my driveway is 100m long. Combine that with a street that is not remotely pedestrian friendly, being both hilly and curvy and having no sidewalks, and I haven't had even one trick-or-treater in 28 years.
What's wrong with people who give glass coasters as a gift??? they're useless!
Load More Replies...When I wuz yer age coasters served a purpose. Nowadays, some people still have wooden tables, but they're coated in polyurethane half an inch thick, and they have no idea what a coaster is or why.
Hopefully, Gen Z will appreciate Myrna’s sass, or else they risk being heavily judged on X—though to be honest, she’s probably already doing it. Then again, Gen Z has plenty of fun mocking Millennial humor. And they’re not the only critics: even they admit to being baffled by Gen Alpha, with its mysterious obsession with “67” (and no, that’s not Myrna’s age). If you know what it means, do share.
What seems clear, though, is that the humor gap between younger and older generations is getting wider. Gen Z jokes often leave older audiences scratching their heads. Why?
Clare Heupel, writing for The Statesman, argues it comes down to the internet. “There has not been a time when Gen Zers did not have access to the internet,” she says. “Though this may seem like a convenience to older generations, who only see having access to the internet as access to an infinite amount of information, it presents new issues that prior generations have never faced.”
When my mom passed, the rule was "If you gave it to her, you've got to take it back."
Gown children: nooo! middle aged children "d**n, wish I had taken those"
Before my mom died, I asked her why she didn't get rid of ALOT of stuff she and dad didn't use. She told me "you and your siblings can deal with it after we die". THANKS 🤨
I gave my wife a handle. "What's this for?" .."Easier to carry your grudges".
Constant stimulation from online platforms has shaped Gen Z’s culture, giving rise to humor built on ultra-specific memes and viral references. If you missed the original content, the joke simply won’t make sense.
And thanks to the algorithms on every social platform, many of us end up stuck in our own echo chambers, which is a big reason why certain jokes don’t always translate across generations.
They’re terrific for a swollen foot after surgery, but they’re a bear to get on. Hint: get the ankle-high ones from Bombas.
Why go through the money and hassle of learning to paint your face and juggle chainsaws with your feet while walking a tightrope on your hands when everybody is too preoccupied watching the scary clowns try to run the United States government into the ground?
Yup. They're all in the White House. (Yes, I am an American and yes, I absolutely f ucking HATE the Orange Buffoon)
It's that why they went bankrupt? Maybe if they had changed the signs to "JoAnn's Boxing Gym" they would still be in business....
Still, Myrna proves that grandma humor can hold its own alongside all the internet trends. We may not know who’s really behind the account, but taking her at face value, she’s as sharp as ever. Generations will keep rolling their eyes at one another, but Myrna? She’ll be here, gossiping, judging, and cracking us up, just as she always has.
Any ad that ends with "ask your doctor if... is right for you" is not worth remembering.
I don't get paid enough to be pleasant. I'm barely paid enough to be tolerable.
My Joy of Cooking cookbook is still around somewhere, I think my daughter has it. I always enjoyed just reading it. Those kidneys in pineapple rings was fun to read.
Those are pear bits in the lime jello section, aren't they? BLUUURGH!
My grandmother has one of those aspic cooking books that was gifted to her from a friend. She would never serve something so vile, but couldn't throw a gift away. One was oysters, peas, carrots in aspic. Not kidding.
My bucket list is chiefly comprised of attending the funerals of people I don't like. No one at the graveside ceremonies has seemed to notice I'm wearing dancing shoes.
Just wait until it's dark before you pee on their graves. Surprisingly, there are laws against it!😝
Load More Replies...Certainly is, I can only tell if you're using the same one as me
Load More Replies...I watched a video where 3 teenage boys were given a rotary phone, a number to call, and a time limit. It was hilarious.
In high school one friends parents kept a rotary phone in the living room. If you asked to use the phone the answer was yes as they pointed to that phone. it just to watch kids panic. They were fun people around 1999-2000 for the timing.
Load More Replies...I discovered my gran's rotary phone when I was three. I had a splendid time spinning the dial and actually managed to call some poor random person. Grandma unplugged it until I left. Lol
I have never wanted to join twitter more than after reading these tweets
We still have an electric typewriter at my library. A couple of giggly teenage girls had no idea what it was. Blew their minds when I demonstrated, and then they fought over who was going to try it first. 😆
They still can be depending on the typist and/or keyboard.
Load More Replies...Misery would've been a much weirder movie if James Caan did all his writing on a laptop.
No, making a fool out of you is the televangelist's job (and means of support).
..to know which neighbors to avoid...like "Trump, taking America back"....yeah, to the 1920's.
This is raw, street level pettiness and has no truck with such a reasonable approach.
Load More Replies...My grandmother and her sister went to high school with Lawrence Welk in ND
My grandma always turned the channell from cartoons to Lawrence Welk. A one anna two anna
Casseroles are comfort food to me, and easy-peasy to make. Cream of mushroom soup and breadcrumbs are the basis for a lot of good warm homemade casseroles. Throw in some meat, veg, and either noodles or rice with the soup, salt and pepper (plus whatever else you want to season it with) to taste, top it with the breadcrumbs, then about 45 minutes or an hour at 350 degrees Fahrenheit, and you’re home free. If your casserole dish comes with a lid, easy storage of the leftovers—-and casserole leftovers always taste good.
Old people go the routes they know even when better ones exist. And Waze ruined it for us OG backroads drivers.
Load More Replies...Hey Myrna? Go to Wally World and pick up some 'headlight restorer' just in case you need to drive at night.
At my grandfathers funeral, the family had a fajita buffet at the only restaurant to hold all of us. Catholics, amirite?
Do you guys still have that no meat on Friday thing going or did your pope let that one go?
Load More Replies...Pope joke, but this woman is cleary Lutheran or Methodist. Dana Carveys Church Lady from 80s SNL
I'm telling you I have found a new role model. I want to be her. So exactly what is a Lutheran?
Load More Replies...I am quite sure my Doc will be scolding me for my sugar count on my latest labs. My plan is to use logic. "Yes, and it's 100 points lower than last year, so it's a downward trend".
Lol! I ate too many carbs this past weekend, but it was my birthday. Still have Thanksgiving and Christmas to go. Looking forward to my Hungry Man turkey dinners. I miss when they came in foil trays.
Load More Replies...Had one just this past weekend. First time in a long time. I had forgotten just how good they are—-and bread is all the same size and thickness, so no dry bready enormous bun top and skinny bun bottom getting soaked and disintegrating.
They are so hard to find now. A great crunch from the rye, toasted caraway. Perfect.
Load More Replies...I think amount, location, and intensity of the sequins is what denotes hussy
Load More Replies...These are hilarious but...is she a real person? Every one of the photos is the same head/neck/necklace with different bodies AI'd on...
These are hilarious but...is she a real person? Every one of the photos is the same head/neck/necklace with different bodies AI'd on...
