215 Reasons Why Anna Kendrick Is The Funniest Person On Twitter

Not worth risking and diving into the deep dark depths of Scientology!

She's so amazing

Did I save this post or did this post save me

Peopling can be tough

Nike Called, they said JUST DO IT!

What is this thing called "life" when there is no pizza in it?

Just smile and hope it was not a question.

....Might as well enjoy the ride. :D

At least she's being honest

I like my men like I like coffee, bitter and hot.

I like my coffee like I like my men - ground up and in the freezer...

I like my men the way I like my coffee.... oh wait... I don't like coffee. :D

I like my man like I like my salad - naked.

And possibly giggling sometimes...

without a wife

Can hardly wait to use this on my boss....wait....maybe not a good idea??

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I like my men like i like my coffee. On a plate.

I also get that same filling at the dentist.

Me.

Moon moon's alter ego

Regret Management... Where do I sign up?

Isn't great when you turn up the volume for a sad part and then an unexpected explosion happens and you're worried the neighbors will call the cops cuz it was so loud.

oh.

Really??? I didn't know that. thanks for telling me, I'll keep that in mind

Oh, right in the feels

"Here lies my former friend. She tried to take some of my food..."

Make this one, Disney!

or what you're gonna eat when you get home from school, which is what I do.

Anna Kendrick is my spirit animal. :-)

"I didn't see it coming." That's what she said.

It need to be drawn thicker and darker

And it never goes away. Sob

No time is better than the present

Grilled or baked, but never fried.

i haven't left my home in a fucking week where's my spot on TV?

haha yes! I have no interest in your baby unless it's blood related to me. Even then it's a toss up!

also "it was negative"

I got myself a bad case of RBF (resting bitch face)

A puppy rental would be so great. But, omg, imagine the late fees!

Just go full hobbit.

Oh... that hits close to home.

word!

So no bra for the other 3 out of 10?

One of my favourite Disney characters period was Scar from The Lion King because I felt like I related to him the most and then I hit my teens and was like "Oh no. I'm a monster".

I ♡ her for saying this!

Honestly I'm not bothered by hairy legs. Maybe it has something to do with being transgender, and therefore having done the whole "shave-your-legs" bullshit (I have way too dry skin for that) or being bi/pansexual, but whatever the reasoning, I think it's really an unnecessary hassle.

The only reason to leave your house is if you can't find a food delivery place.

Ooooh, do it! I have a list:)

That's why I don't try out for television competitions.

That's why it's called Food Porn!

Waiting for the CEO bot and Queen Payback-is-a-bitch!!

yes it is....

"Can I come home with you?" "Let me call a hotel." I'm sure THAT didn't send the wrong message

peanut butter

Mine too!!!

tru dat ;)

Anna, I want to be your best friend ❤

"Former Foetus" ... lol!! Omg, she's hilarious! Why isn't this higher up!!

Yes!

Nil

Someone who I thought was really nice did this for me the other day. She was devastating. It was beautiful... but now I know she has that ability.

Have anybody know if AG replied? Lol

I laughed out loud at this one!