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What do grenades, eels, snakes, and ninja throwing stars all have in common? That’s right, you guessed it! They’re all things that passengers tried to bring on the plane with them, only to have them confiscated by Transportation Security Administration employees.

A fun fact that you probably didn’t know about the TSA is that it uploads lots of photos of the strange items its employees confiscated onto its Instagram account. A surprising amount of people think that it’s alright to smuggle in prohibited items like explosives (such as home-made bombs meant to literally cause avalanches) and weapons (like axes, cleavers, and even… keyblades).

We’ve collected some of the weirdest items that the TSA took away from passengers for your enjoyment. So scroll down, upvote your faves, drop us a comment below, and remember to follow the rules about what you can and most definitely cannot bring on a plane. After all, we wouldn’t want anything similar to Snakes on a Plane to repeat itself in real life, would we?

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This Image Is An Inert Replica Of A Laptop Bomb. What Looks Like Cereal In The Baggie Is Actually Inert Dynamite Flakes

This Image Is An Inert Replica Of A Laptop Bomb. What Looks Like Cereal In The Baggie Is Actually Inert Dynamite Flakes

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Hans
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now this one is out of comparison with most other entries here. This is scary stuff, and this is why airport security (if done correctly) has its right of existance.

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An Erie International Airport (Eri) Tsa Officer Let The Cat Out Of The Bag This Week. Literally. And The Cat’s Name Is Slim

An Erie International Airport (Eri) Tsa Officer Let The Cat Out Of The Bag This Week. Literally. And The Cat’s Name Is Slim

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#3

A Knife Hidden In Your Flowers

A Knife Hidden In Your Flowers

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Most of us have stories about how we or someone close to us saw weird things going on at the airport. That includes emotional support pets like ducks or ponies. And incredibly awkward situations involving mistaken identities that accidentally lead to long-term relationships.

There’s something about the idea of flying that makes people lose their common sense and have their heads up in the clouds. The worst part? It’s not isolated to the stuff people pack.

#4

Here Are Proper Ways Do Declare Firearms And Ammunition, And Then There’s Stuffing Everything In Bicycle Tires

Here Are Proper Ways Do Declare Firearms And Ammunition, And Then There’s Stuffing Everything In Bicycle Tires

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#5

Listen, We Know You’ve Been Rambling On Ever Since You Lost Your Girl So Fair In The Darkest Depths Or Mordor, But Your Sword Needs To Be Packed With Your Checked Luggage

Listen, We Know You’ve Been Rambling On Ever Since You Lost Your Girl So Fair In The Darkest Depths Or Mordor, But Your Sword Needs To Be Packed With Your Checked Luggage

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What We Can Tell You Is That Chainsaws Are Not Permitted In Carry-On Bags

What We Can Tell You Is That Chainsaws Are Not Permitted In Carry-On Bags

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In fact, some individuals can be an absolute horror to fly with. Both for other passengers and the flight crew. For instance, some passengers love leaving a mess. And one passenger even left a dirty diaper in their seat pocket. Yuck. Yuck, yuck, yuckity yuck.

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#7

Agent Flynn Has Had It With Snakes On Planes, And Our Officers Prevented A Young Ball Python From Flying The Friendly Skies This Past Sunday

Agent Flynn Has Had It With Snakes On Planes, And Our Officers Prevented A Young Ball Python From Flying The Friendly Skies This Past Sunday

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You Won't Have A Beautiful Day If You Try To Bring This "Lipstick" Through Airport Security

You Won't Have A Beautiful Day If You Try To Bring This "Lipstick" Through Airport Security

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#9

Large Organic Mass Turned Out To Be A Bag Of Moose Nuggets (Or Feces, Droppings, Excrements, Etc.) That The Passenger Was Taking Home From Their Alaskan Adventure

Large Organic Mass Turned Out To Be A Bag Of Moose Nuggets (Or Feces, Droppings, Excrements, Etc.) That The Passenger Was Taking Home From Their Alaskan Adventure

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While another time, a plane had to turn around and head back to the airport because someone took a very, very smelly poo. I’d love to be joking right now. But this is serious.

According to the BBC, the captain of the plane actually made an announcement about the “pungent smell” due to the “liquid fecal excrement” in the toilet. The plane turned around after 30 minutes of flying and headed back to the airport. The next available flight was 15 hours later.

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This Bag Of Marijuana Was Discovered Inside Of A Microwave Oven

This Bag Of Marijuana Was Discovered Inside Of A Microwave Oven

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to understand this thought process. Did it go like this: "I want to take this huge bag of weed on my trip with me, but I don't want to get caught or go to jail. I know, I will pack it in a microwave and then carry the microwave on the plane. They will suspect nothing. People fly with microwaves every. single. day."?

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#11

Enough Is Enough! We Have Had It With These #%!&@$ Snakes In This %@$&#! Checkpoint!

Enough Is Enough! We Have Had It With These #%!&@$ Snakes In This %@$&#! Checkpoint!

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로희
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's it. I don't have the balls to work as a TSA officer.

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Please Don’t Get Snippy When Our Officers Tell You That You Can’t Pack These Ginormous Ceremonial Ribbon Cutting Scissors In Your Carry-On

Please Don’t Get Snippy When Our Officers Tell You That You Can’t Pack These Ginormous Ceremonial Ribbon Cutting Scissors In Your Carry-On

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#13

At First, It Looked Like A Harmless Inanimate Bat, And Then Pfloof!!! It Was A Batarang!

At First, It Looked Like A Harmless Inanimate Bat, And Then Pfloof!!! It Was A Batarang!

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Some Travelers Are Extremely Cautious About What They Pack, While Others Lob Inert Mortar Rounds Into Their Bags

Some Travelers Are Extremely Cautious About What They Pack, While Others Lob Inert Mortar Rounds Into Their Bags

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#15

This Looks Like Something Out Of A Mad Max Movie. It’s As If Mad Max Wanted To Paint The Thunderdome With The Blood Of His Enemies. It’s A Paint Roller Wrapped In Sandpaper And Wire With Nails Protruding

This Looks Like Something Out Of A Mad Max Movie. It’s As If Mad Max Wanted To Paint The Thunderdome With The Blood Of His Enemies. It’s A Paint Roller Wrapped In Sandpaper And Wire With Nails Protruding

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#16

Tactical Spork That Allows You To Defend Said Franks And Beans From Ne'er-Do-Wells

Tactical Spork That Allows You To Defend Said Franks And Beans From Ne'er-Do-Wells

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like useful camping gear actually. Should be ok in checked luggage but not it carry-on.

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If You Find Yourself Needing To Travel With Your Razor Glove, Please Pack It In Your Checked Bag

If You Find Yourself Needing To Travel With Your Razor Glove, Please Pack It In Your Checked Bag

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#18

Son O’ A Biscuit Eater! Some Land Lubber ‘N Atlanta Stowed A Flintlock ‘N ‘Is Carry-On Duffle! ‘E Won’ Be Walkin’ Th’ Plank Fer It, But Packin’ A Pistol ‘N Yer Carry-On Can Git Ye Thrown ‘N Th’ Brig ‘N Fined

Son O’ A Biscuit Eater! Some Land Lubber ‘N Atlanta Stowed A Flintlock ‘N ‘Is Carry-On Duffle! ‘E Won’ Be Walkin’ Th’ Plank Fer It, But Packin’ A Pistol ‘N Yer Carry-On Can Git Ye Thrown ‘N Th’ Brig ‘N Fined

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#19

This Carry-On Goody Bag, Presented To Our Tsa Officers At The Security Checkpoint, Included An Ax, Throwing Star, Double-Edged Dagger, And Machete

This Carry-On Goody Bag, Presented To Our Tsa Officers At The Security Checkpoint, Included An Ax, Throwing Star, Double-Edged Dagger, And Machete

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#20

This Foot-Long Replica Of #naruto’s Minato Namikaze Kunai Was Discovered In A Carry-On Bag At Atlanta (Atl). We Assume The Passenger Was Traveling Alone. Very Alone…

This Foot-Long Replica Of #naruto’s Minato Namikaze Kunai Was Discovered In A Carry-On Bag At Atlanta (Atl). We Assume The Passenger Was Traveling Alone. Very Alone…

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#21

Does This Phone Look Suspicious To You? Well, Besides The Fact That Borat And Idiocracy Were Still In Theaters When This Style Of Phone Was Popular, There’s Something Else Strange About It. It’s A Stun Gun With Shockingly Good Reception!

Does This Phone Look Suspicious To You? Well, Besides The Fact That Borat And Idiocracy Were Still In Theaters When This Style Of Phone Was Popular, There’s Something Else Strange About It. It’s A Stun Gun With Shockingly Good Reception!

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#22

Obviously, There Is Something Fishy About This Knife

Obviously, There Is Something Fishy About This Knife

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like how this entry seems to imply that the knife would be fine without the fish

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#23

Here’s A Friendly Reminder That Knives Are Not Allowed In Carry-On Bags.

Here’s A Friendly Reminder That Knives Are Not Allowed In Carry-On Bags.

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#24

If You Are Packing For Your Own Yukon Trek, Please Remember To Remove All Knives From Your Carry-On Luggage

If You Are Packing For Your Own Yukon Trek, Please Remember To Remove All Knives From Your Carry-On Luggage

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Make No Bones About It, No Knives Are Allowed To Be Packed In Carry-On Bags

Make No Bones About It, No Knives Are Allowed To Be Packed In Carry-On Bags

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or even better title : To the person who brought a knife to the checkpoint, I've got a bone to pick with you.

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#26

An 8.5” Knife Was Discovered Inside An Enchilada

An 8.5” Knife Was Discovered Inside An Enchilada

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are just going to visit a friend in jail and since baking a knife in a loaf of bread is so cliche, they chose an enchilada.

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#27

While One Might Say That This Pink Plastic Dinosaur-Shaped Grenade Is Dino-Mite, It’s Not Permitted In Carry-On Or Checked Baggage

While One Might Say That This Pink Plastic Dinosaur-Shaped Grenade Is Dino-Mite, It’s Not Permitted In Carry-On Or Checked Baggage

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#28

Forget Having A Bad Hair Day, You Just Won’ T Have A Knife Day If You Get Tangled Up With A Dagger At A Checkpoint

Forget Having A Bad Hair Day, You Just Won’ T Have A Knife Day If You Get Tangled Up With A Dagger At A Checkpoint

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not a dagger... its pretty common in round brushes. The brush part pops off, and there's a plastic point to help you part your hair in a perfect line. Similar to a plastic comb that has a point at one end. Honest mistake but i can see how it might be used as a weapon...

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#29

This Sharp Finger Claw Weapon Was Discovered By Our Eagle-Eyed Officers

This Sharp Finger Claw Weapon Was Discovered By Our Eagle-Eyed Officers

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#30

Razor Blades Like These Must Be Packed In Checked Bags

Razor Blades Like These Must Be Packed In Checked Bags

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, the TSA ruined a perfectly good pair of shoes. That wasn't someone trying to smuggle blades in their shoes. That's how shoes are made, with a metal band along the bottom for reinforcement. Some cobblers recycle old saw blades for the purpose, since they are inexpensive and made from spring steel. Many corset makers also use old hacksaw blades as boning in corsets for the same reason.

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#31

This Firearm Would Go Swimmingly With A Vintage Kitchen Appliance, But It’s Not A Good Idea To Take It On A Plane

This Firearm Would Go Swimmingly With A Vintage Kitchen Appliance, But It’s Not A Good Idea To Take It On A Plane

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#32

All Knives, No Matter Their Size Or Denomination, Are Prohibited From Being Carried Onto The Plane

All Knives, No Matter Their Size Or Denomination, Are Prohibited From Being Carried Onto The Plane

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#33

This Replica Of @amcthewalkingdead’s “Lucille” Was Discovered Recently In A Carry-On Bag

This Replica Of @amcthewalkingdead’s “Lucille” Was Discovered Recently In A Carry-On Bag

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#34

We Think It’s Safe To Say That The Traveler Who Packed This Prefers Their Rice Wine With A Bit Of A Sting

We Think It’s Safe To Say That The Traveler Who Packed This Prefers Their Rice Wine With A Bit Of A Sting

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#35

Our Officers Aren’t Looking For Contraband, But If You Pack It With A Knife Or Other Prohibited Item, You Might As Well Stick A Fork In It

Our Officers Aren’t Looking For Contraband, But If You Pack It With A Knife Or Other Prohibited Item, You Might As Well Stick A Fork In It

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#36

These Dapper Inert Grenades Were Wedding Gifts For Groomsmen. They Were Discovered In A Checked Bag

These Dapper Inert Grenades Were Wedding Gifts For Groomsmen. They Were Discovered In A Checked Bag

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#37

Shovels Must Be Packed In Checked Bags, Dig?

Shovels Must Be Packed In Checked Bags, Dig?

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#38

While Gas Masks Are Allowed In Carry-On Bags, Replica Bullets Are Not

While Gas Masks Are Allowed In Carry-On Bags, Replica Bullets Are Not

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#39

Originally Known In The Mid-18th Century As “Ye Olde Cleaving Cat

Originally Known In The Mid-18th Century As “Ye Olde Cleaving Cat

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#40

People Go To Great Lengths To Get Soft Skin, But A Face Tenderizer Might Be A Bit Radical. Unless The Look You’re Going For Is Raw Meat

People Go To Great Lengths To Get Soft Skin, But A Face Tenderizer Might Be A Bit Radical. Unless The Look You’re Going For Is Raw Meat

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I turned up at the local airport with this they'd confiscate it, call the police and I'd be looking at jail time (possibly years) Are there no rules on weapons in the US??

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Hiding Things In Books Has Been Going On As Long As There Have Been Books, Which Would Literally Make It The Oldest Trick In The Book. Think About That…

Hiding Things In Books Has Been Going On As Long As There Have Been Books, Which Would Literally Make It The Oldest Trick In The Book. Think About That…

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#42

Raphael Was So Excited When He Heard He Could Carry On A Pepperoni And Pickles Pizza That He Forgot All About His Twin Sai

Raphael Was So Excited When He Heard He Could Carry On A Pepperoni And Pickles Pizza That He Forgot All About His Twin Sai

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#43

Call It A Hunch, But This Bottle Opener Looked A Bit Fishy

Call It A Hunch, But This Bottle Opener Looked A Bit Fishy

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Things like this make me wonder if I've ever accidentally brought a knife when I thought I just had a bottle opener...

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Verified Even If Not Real, Replica Or Inert Explosives Are Not Allowed, At All, In Carry-On Or Checked Bags

Verified Even If Not Real, Replica Or Inert Explosives Are Not Allowed, At All, In Carry-On Or Checked Bags

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#45

Beelzebub’s Backscratcher Was Discovered In A Carry-On Bag

Beelzebub’s Backscratcher Was Discovered In A Carry-On Bag

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#46

Satan’s Fidget Spinner Was Discovered In A Carry-On Bag

Satan’s Fidget Spinner Was Discovered In A Carry-On Bag

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#47

It’s A Gun. It’s A Knife. It’s Super Spoooooky And Skull-Adorned

It’s A Gun. It’s A Knife. It’s Super Spoooooky And Skull-Adorned

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they were expecting the Apocalypse to happen while they were in mid-flight?

#48

Box Of Inert Replica Rocket Propelled Grenade Launchers

Box Of Inert Replica Rocket Propelled Grenade Launchers

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#49

A Cleavers Discovered In Bags Were For Carry-On

A Cleavers Discovered In Bags Were For Carry-On

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know what professional chefs do. Their knives can cost many hundreds of dollars each. They don't want to check them through.

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#50

This Egyptian Falcon Knife Was Forged With The Power Of Horus And All Of His Wisdom

This Egyptian Falcon Knife Was Forged With The Power Of Horus And All Of His Wisdom

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#51

Artfully-Concealed Knife That Was Placed Inside A Bottle Of Liquid Antacid

Artfully-Concealed Knife That Was Placed Inside A Bottle Of Liquid Antacid

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#52

We Know This Is A Far Cry, But Please Don’t Attempt To Conceal Prohibited Items!

We Know This Is A Far Cry, But Please Don’t Attempt To Conceal Prohibited Items!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why can't someone just WAIT til they get where they're going and buy a new one????

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#53

Wash, Rinse, And Do Not Repeat. If You Ever Think About Trying Something Like This

Wash, Rinse, And Do Not Repeat. If You Ever Think About Trying Something Like This

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#54

The Item You See Pictured Here Is Designed To Look Exactly Like An Improvised Explosive Device (Ied)

The Item You See Pictured Here Is Designed To Look Exactly Like An Improvised Explosive Device (Ied)

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#55

We’re Having A #throwbackthursday Moment, Looking At Some Rocket-Related Items That Have Been Discovered By Our Officers

We’re Having A #throwbackthursday Moment, Looking At Some Rocket-Related Items That Have Been Discovered By Our Officers

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#56

Most Travelers Stuff Socks In Their Shoes. This Milwaukee (Mke) Traveler Chose Inert Grenades

Most Travelers Stuff Socks In Their Shoes. This Milwaukee (Mke) Traveler Chose Inert Grenades

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#57

Verified Shakespeare Got It Right When He Said “All That Glitters Is Not Gold” And That’s Especially True For The Passenger Who Brought This Pepper Spray To The Security Checkpoint

Verified Shakespeare Got It Right When He Said “All That Glitters Is Not Gold” And That’s Especially True For The Passenger Who Brought This Pepper Spray To The Security Checkpoint

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#58

If You’re Traveling With Your #batarang, Be Sure To Pack It In Your Checked Bat-Bag

If You’re Traveling With Your #batarang, Be Sure To Pack It In Your Checked Bat-Bag

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#59

While Knives Are Not Allowed In Carry-On Bags, They May Be Packed In Checked Bags. Stun Guns Must Also Be Packed In Checked Baggage

While Knives Are Not Allowed In Carry-On Bags, They May Be Packed In Checked Bags. Stun Guns Must Also Be Packed In Checked Baggage

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#60

We Need To Talk About Your Flare. If You Want To Express Yourself, This Is The Wrong Kind Of Flare

We Need To Talk About Your Flare. If You Want To Express Yourself, This Is The Wrong Kind Of Flare

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#61

We’re Not Kitten Around When We Say, Getting Caught With A Prohibited Item Will Slow Down The Screening Process

We’re Not Kitten Around When We Say, Getting Caught With A Prohibited Item Will Slow Down The Screening Process

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#62

Verified If You Decide To Conceal A Knife In An Energy Drink Bottle, Be Sure To Consume The Contents. You Might Need The Extra Energy For Your 5-Hour Delay. Or Worse...

Verified If You Decide To Conceal A Knife In An Energy Drink Bottle, Be Sure To Consume The Contents. You Might Need The Extra Energy For Your 5-Hour Delay. Or Worse...

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#63

Don’t Pack Your Homemade Replica Suicide Vest

Don’t Pack Your Homemade Replica Suicide Vest

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#64

Travelers Should Make It A “Ritual” To Check Their Bags For Prohibited Items Before Leaving For The Airport

Travelers Should Make It A “Ritual” To Check Their Bags For Prohibited Items Before Leaving For The Airport

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#65

This Sword Was Discovered In A Traveler’s Carry-On Guitar Case

This Sword Was Discovered In A Traveler’s Carry-On Guitar Case

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#66

This Speargun Was Discovered Recently In A Houston (Hou) Traveler’s Carry-On Bag

This Speargun Was Discovered Recently In A Houston (Hou) Traveler’s Carry-On Bag

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So, If You Do Feel The Need To Arm Yourself Against A Giant Turkey, Please Place The Weapon In Your Checked Luggage

So, If You Do Feel The Need To Arm Yourself Against A Giant Turkey, Please Place The Weapon In Your Checked Luggage

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#68

The Travelers Attempted To Intentionally Sneak An Item Which Had All The Makings Of An Improvised Explosive Device Through The Checkpoint And Film It For A TV Show

The Travelers Attempted To Intentionally Sneak An Item Which Had All The Makings Of An Improvised Explosive Device Through The Checkpoint And Film It For A TV Show

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this show should 100% be fined for wasting TSA time and inconveniencing passengers.

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#69

While There Was Nothing Hidden Inside The Replica .50 Caliber Bullet, There Was A Sword Concealed Within The Cane

While There Was Nothing Hidden Inside The Replica .50 Caliber Bullet, There Was A Sword Concealed Within The Cane

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#70

We Know It’s A Cutting Edge Tool, But It’ll Have To Go In Your Checked Bag

We Know It’s A Cutting Edge Tool, But It’ll Have To Go In Your Checked Bag

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#71

His Baby Was Found Concealed Under The Cushion Of A Car Seat

His Baby Was Found Concealed Under The Cushion Of A Car Seat

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#72

Firearms, Real Or Replica, Are Just Not Allowed Through The Security Checkpoint

Firearms, Real Or Replica, Are Just Not Allowed Through The Security Checkpoint

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#73

While Today’s Post Is Sponsored By The Letter “F”, Were Going To Talk About The Novelty Bomb That’s Attached To It

While Today’s Post Is Sponsored By The Letter “F”, Were Going To Talk About The Novelty Bomb That’s Attached To It

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#74

All Knives, No Matter Their Size, Are Prohibited From Being Brought Onto An Aircraft With Your Carry-On Items

All Knives, No Matter Their Size, Are Prohibited From Being Brought Onto An Aircraft With Your Carry-On Items

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#75

Loaded Pistol Was Discovered At A Tsa Security Checkpoint

Loaded Pistol Was Discovered At A Tsa Security Checkpoint

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually a very effective way to get someone you hate locked away for a bit, just throw a loaded gun in his/her carry on bag when they aren't looking.

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#76

Don’t Over Stuff Your Luggage…especially With An Empty Magazine, Knife, And C4. Our Officer’s May Suspect Fowl Play!

Don’t Over Stuff Your Luggage…especially With An Empty Magazine, Knife, And C4. Our Officer’s May Suspect Fowl Play!

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#77

Verified A Newark (Ewr) Traveler Attempted To Take Their Hoe On The Plane

Verified A Newark (Ewr) Traveler Attempted To Take Their Hoe On The Plane

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#78

A Traveler Had Some Military Collectables And Wasn’t Sure How To Travel With Them. When Told To Wait For A Tsa Explosives Specialist, He Simply Wanted To Throw Them In The Trash

A Traveler Had Some Military Collectables And Wasn’t Sure How To Travel With Them. When Told To Wait For A Tsa Explosives Specialist, He Simply Wanted To Throw Them In The Trash

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#79

This Pint-Sized Revolver Was Discovered In A Carry-On Bag

This Pint-Sized Revolver Was Discovered In A Carry-On Bag

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#80

Verified This May Be The Closest Thing To The Glaive That Our Officers Have Ever Discovered

Verified This May Be The Closest Thing To The Glaive That Our Officers Have Ever Discovered

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#81

This Double-Feature Of Replica Guns And Sword Should Not Be Walking The Red Carpet In A Carry-On Bag

This Double-Feature Of Replica Guns And Sword Should Not Be Walking The Red Carpet In A Carry-On Bag

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#82

If You Need To Travel With Your Machete, You’ll Have To Pack It In Your Checked Bags

If You Need To Travel With Your Machete, You’ll Have To Pack It In Your Checked Bags

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#83

Self-Defense Spray (Pepper Spray Or Mace) Isn't Allowed In Carry-On Bags…like Ever, Ever!

Self-Defense Spray (Pepper Spray Or Mace) Isn't Allowed In Carry-On Bags…like Ever, Ever!

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#84

Verified If You Pack Your Super Spooky Skull-Adorned Zombie Killer In Your Carry-On Bag, Your Trip Through Our Checkpoint Might Unravel

Verified If You Pack Your Super Spooky Skull-Adorned Zombie Killer In Your Carry-On Bag, Your Trip Through Our Checkpoint Might Unravel

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#85

What’s A 10 Letter Word For This Cross-Sword Picture? P-R-O-H-I-B-I-T-E-D

What’s A 10 Letter Word For This Cross-Sword Picture? P-R-O-H-I-B-I-T-E-D

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#86

Knives Can Take A Variety Of Shapes And Forms Depending On Their Intended Function

Knives Can Take A Variety Of Shapes And Forms Depending On Their Intended Function

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Verified Nothings Screams Romance Like A Personalized Axe Or Hatchet On Your Wedding Day!

Verified Nothings Screams Romance Like A Personalized Axe Or Hatchet On Your Wedding Day!

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#88

Fireworks Are Still Not Allowed - At All - In Carry-On Or Checked Begs, Yet Some Travelers Still Pack Them

Fireworks Are Still Not Allowed - At All - In Carry-On Or Checked Begs, Yet Some Travelers Still Pack Them

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El Dee
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But why can't I bring explosives on a plane, why?? FFS!

#89

This Knife Was Discovered Recently Concealed Inside A Package Of Cotton Swabs

This Knife Was Discovered Recently Concealed Inside A Package Of Cotton Swabs

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Verified This Passenger Must Have Thought He Had The Moooooves…to Try To Go Through Airport Security With This Dagger In His Carry-On Luggage

Verified This Passenger Must Have Thought He Had The Moooooves…to Try To Go Through Airport Security With This Dagger In His Carry-On Luggage

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Alison Marchand
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was expecting to see a cow-print handle or something 🤔 must be referencing that god-awful (IMHO of course) Moves Like Jagger song

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Firearms, Ammunition And Firearm Parts, Including Magazines, Clips, Bolts And Firing Pins, Are Never Allowed In Carry-On Bags

Firearms, Ammunition And Firearm Parts, Including Magazines, Clips, Bolts And Firing Pins, Are Never Allowed In Carry-On Bags

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Straight Razors Or Safety Razors Must Be Packed In Checked Luggage

Straight Razors Or Safety Razors Must Be Packed In Checked Luggage

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Gogubaci
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I might need to shave, you never know... or shave someone else

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#93

This Gun Shaped Toilet Paper Holder

This Gun Shaped Toilet Paper Holder

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#94

Verified This Is The Closest Christmas-Themed Firearm I Could Find. A Green Handle, And Red Jingle-Shells

Verified This Is The Closest Christmas-Themed Firearm I Could Find. A Green Handle, And Red Jingle-Shells

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Verified If You Get Teased And End Up In A Tangle, This Knife Would Make Your Assailer’s Hair Stand On End

Verified If You Get Teased And End Up In A Tangle, This Knife Would Make Your Assailer’s Hair Stand On End

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#96

Some Might Say That This Sword Cane Is Off The Leash. We Say It’s Prohibited

Some Might Say That This Sword Cane Is Off The Leash. We Say It’s Prohibited

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This Knuckle Umbrella Was No Match For Our Officers

This Knuckle Umbrella Was No Match For Our Officers

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Carlota Ocón
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is not a weapon, some of these umbrellas are designed for people with difficulties to grab or grasp things, you can see the soft textile used for comfort in the pic.

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