Some people are impossible to impress. Imagine a person who looks at a 5,000-year-old monument and downplays it as a pile of rocks. Or someone who goes to a castle that was originally built in 1068 and calls it a 'Disneyland wannabe'.

They shouldn't be allowed to visit the United Kingdom. But they're not only traveling to the country, they're trashing it public on Tripadvisor, leaving one-star reviews to some of the world's top attractions.

I just hope they're doing it as a joke, otherwise we have to call the Queen and tell her she needs to sign a few deportation papers ASAP!

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Chyppa Homer
Community Member
6 months ago

Let's agree not tell this guy, that it's actually a big bell. Shhh...

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The United Kingdom is the 10th biggest tourist destination in the world, with over 37 million visiting the country in 2018. The tourism industry contributed to £213 ($284) billion to the country's GDP in 2017, and this number is expected to grow to £265 ($353) billion by 2028.

Tripadvisor itself describes it as "a country filled with epic landscapes, fairy-tales castles and vibrant modern cities bursting with unforgettable experiences to share. Whether it's gazing at the London skyline from the top of iconic St Paul's and sipping the finest single malt whisky in a pub in the Scottish Highlands, or tracing footsteps of Banksy in Bristol, discovering musical legends in Liverpool and exploring the history of Cardiff Castle in the stunning heart of Wales, there’s a Britain that’s perfect for you."

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Scagsy
Community Member
6 months ago

Did you leave a wet patch?

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But don't worry even if you visit the UK just for one night and the only place you go to is the pub. British people tend to find humor everywhere, including dark or bad situations. However, they often use sarcasm and take the occasional stab at someone else’s expense, so it's important not to take these jokes to heart as they are only meant in jest.

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Sargundeep Singh
Community Member
6 months ago

Yeah, I could make this at home in my garden😂

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Bob Belcher
Community Member
6 months ago

Well, this one isn't all that wrong lol. It's just that the Queens grandfather clock is bigger than yours.

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
6 months ago (edited)

A bit over embellished about risking your life having that photo taken. It is a pedestrian crossing and cars are meant to give way.

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True Blue
Community Member
6 months ago

Excuse me for one second: HAHAHAHAHAHA OK but like no shirt Sherlock

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bryguy
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6 months ago

"Pictures" lol

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troufaki13
Community Member
6 months ago (edited)

Spectacular as it may seem, I wouldn't pay 13 GBP to see it either tbh :(

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AntiNutjob
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6 months ago

"Not an actual eye" I hate that people like this have drivers licenses.

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Jayne Kyra
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6 months ago

Defiantly - adv: in a manner that shows resistance and/or refusal (v: to defy - to resist, to refuse). Definitely - adv: without any doubts.

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Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
6 months ago

Philistine. It’s a beautiful place.

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Scagsy
Community Member
6 months ago

Shame they didn't like it

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Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
6 months ago (edited)

Thanks for ruining the movie for me lol.

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Roselyn Park
Community Member
6 months ago

Not even by the fact that the highest point in the castle is occupied by aa chapel dedicated to those who fought and died in the service for the freedom of Scotland and the rest of the UK?

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Kaspar Kristiansen
Community Member
6 months ago

Hammer, meet nail!

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Scagsy
Community Member
6 months ago

I can see that meeting at historic Warwick Castle; "So, what do we wanna be? Like a historical building or a funfair?"

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Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
6 months ago

He’s right. It’s not that great.

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bryguy
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6 months ago

Nothing makes a day worthwhile like harassing another person

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Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
6 months ago

It’s great but The Lost Gardens Heligan down the road are so much better.

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Snowhoepandapro
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6 months ago

Correction my dear Edinburgh castle is Scottish not English, so it's the Scots bragging and rightly so lol

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Chyppa Homer
Community Member
6 months ago (edited)

Happens a lot to me too, at zoos. I used to wave my ticket toward the animals, and yell about having paid admission. They don't care

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Abhijeet
Community Member
6 months ago

Agreed with the entry fees part ...

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Scagsy
Community Member
6 months ago

Could skip the culture and just go to the pub. Your choice

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bryguy
Community Member
6 months ago (edited)

Wrong image?? [edit: when it was first posted there was a photo of the Stonehendge with the "NOT SO big ben" title, it's been fixed now. Not sure why I was downvoted so much but whatever]

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True Blue
Community Member
6 months ago

How is it boring like the mystery of how early man got the rocks that way is such a mystery and what it was used for honestly luckily it's a troll (I hope)

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