Some people are impossible to impress. Imagine a person who looks at a 5,000-year-old monument and downplays it as a pile of rocks. Or someone who goes to a castle that was originally built in 1068 and calls it a 'Disneyland wannabe'.

They shouldn't be allowed to visit the United Kingdom. But they're not only traveling to the country, they're trashing it public on Tripadvisor, leaving one-star reviews to some of the world's top attractions.

I just hope they're doing it as a joke, otherwise we have to call the Queen and tell her she needs to sign a few deportation papers ASAP!

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Sargundeep Singh
Community Member
4 months ago

He's right! We've been fooled all these years!

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The United Kingdom is the 10th biggest tourist destination in the world, with over 37 million visiting the country in 2018. The tourism industry contributed to £213 ($284) billion to the country's GDP in 2017, and this number is expected to grow to £265 ($353) billion by 2028.

Tripadvisor itself describes it as "a country filled with epic landscapes, fairy-tales castles and vibrant modern cities bursting with unforgettable experiences to share. Whether it's gazing at the London skyline from the top of iconic St Paul's and sipping the finest single malt whisky in a pub in the Scottish Highlands, or tracing footsteps of Banksy in Bristol, discovering musical legends in Liverpool and exploring the history of Cardiff Castle in the stunning heart of Wales, there’s a Britain that’s perfect for you."

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Snowhoepandapro
Community Member
4 months ago

What do you expect..... it's bloody Scotland we dinny care of you have a wet butt

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But don't worry even if you visit the UK just for one night and the only place you go to is the pub. British people tend to find humor everywhere, including dark or bad situations. However, they often use sarcasm and take the occasional stab at someone else’s expense, so it's important not to take these jokes to heart as they are only meant in jest.

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tuzdayschild
Community Member
4 months ago

To even suggest knocking down Stonehenge for an arcade is unthinkable. But if you're going to replace it with Funfair, I'm in!

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Bob Belcher
Community Member
4 months ago

Well, this one isn't all that wrong lol. It's just that the Queens grandfather clock is bigger than yours.

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago (edited)

A bit over embellished about risking your life having that photo taken. It is a pedestrian crossing and cars are meant to give way.

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Michelle Muirhead
Community Member
4 months ago

Roll down and hopefully you land in some thistles!

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Karin Lange
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4 months ago

this museum is amazing!! easy to reach, no entrance fee and really great paintings! it is a must visit for me every time i am in London

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troufaki13
Community Member
4 months ago (edited)

Spectacular as it may seem, I wouldn't pay 13 GBP to see it either tbh :(

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AntiNutjob
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4 months ago

"Not an actual eye" I hate that people like this have drivers licenses.

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Jayne Kyra
Community Member
4 months ago

Defiantly - adv: in a manner that shows resistance and/or refusal (v: to defy - to resist, to refuse). Definitely - adv: without any doubts.

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Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
4 months ago

Philistine. It’s a beautiful place.

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AntiNutjob
Community Member
4 months ago

I don't think they quite understand the 5 star rating system

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Scagsy
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4 months ago

*SPOILER ALERT*

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Roselyn Park
Community Member
4 months ago

Not even by the fact that the highest point in the castle is occupied by aa chapel dedicated to those who fought and died in the service for the freedom of Scotland and the rest of the UK?

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TheGirlFromTheNorth
Community Member
4 months ago

No shit, Sherlock! A ferris wheel? Really?

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Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
4 months ago (edited)

I love Warwick Castle, it’s a beautiful building and they show you how it was used with displays and mannequins as well as live performances, but the added costs on top of an expensive ticket are ridiculous.

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Bacony Cakes
Community Member
4 months ago

Worst. Aircraft. Ever.

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bryguy
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4 months ago

Nothing makes a day worthwhile like harassing another person

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CatWoman312
Community Member
4 months ago

This is actually a decent review. It warns me never to go as I hate super touristy places and I loathe crowds

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Snowhoepandapro
Community Member
4 months ago

Correction my dear Edinburgh castle is Scottish not English, so it's the Scots bragging and rightly so lol

Ken McBride
Community Member
4 months ago

Britain encompasses Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland and England. So they are correct. I would never tell a Scot that they are English.

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Just another bot
Community Member
4 months ago

I've yet to find a castle that was not interesting and I think that comparing landmarks is rather sad. I'm glad they could find at least something interesting, otherwise people like this should stay at home or just go to the beach...less queues for the rest of us

BluestarIsAwesome
Community Member
4 months ago

I love Edinburgh castle and Warwick castle so I don't know why these people are being ridiculous.

D R Lambert
Community Member
4 months ago

Stupid argument about whether Scots are British when the (12th century) castle predates Britain's occupation of Scotland. The point of THIS article being that an uncultured and dolt of a tourist hasn't the palate nor appreciation for this marvel. Give 'em a plate of hot dogs cut into their spaghetti and send them home. Pearls before swine...

Evil Little Thing
Community Member
4 months ago

Definitely written by an American.

JessG
Community Member
4 months ago

Perhaps an Irish person?

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Diana Dodd
Community Member
4 months ago

I think giving a bad review only reflects on you. Honestly .... you don’t even really know where you were! Castle tours are a necessity of the 20th century. Most of them are owned by family member who live there but have tours to keep them open.

Sharon Etter Weber
Community Member
4 months ago

Scottish idiot!

Lynn Morello
Community Member
4 months ago

I hope they went down to the local Pub and said that, the locals love to educate these foreigners.

Viv Hart
Community Member
4 months ago

Irish Castles are mostly in ruins, except for Bunratty Castle. Loved Edinburgh Castle.

Linda Robinett
Community Member
4 months ago

Taint British, Ass hole.

Pauline Bennett
Community Member
4 months ago

Then why don't you go there, instead of bad mouthing this beauty

Suzanne Haigh
Community Member
4 months ago

At least British castles are real, not like the fake ones in America

John Doe AKA "READ MY DAMN COMMENT OR REPLY BEFORE YOU DISLIKE!" 4 months ago

Okay, calling this thing British is alone worthy of capital punishment in the eyes of the Scots.

Michael Hill
Community Member
4 months ago

Like what Irish castles? Nothing against the Irish but their castles cannot match the Scottish ones.

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bryguy
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4 months ago

Yeah! Stick em' in little cages so I can see it!!!

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Abhijeet
Community Member
4 months ago

Agreed with the entry fees part ...

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Scagsy
Community Member
4 months ago

Could skip the culture and just go to the pub. Your choice

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Elijah Kenny
Community Member
4 months ago

What is it with people an wanting historical sites to be destroyed or changed just so they (the people who want this) can enjoy the fact that a historical landmark was ruined for them. Like wtf?!

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CatWoman312
Community Member
4 months ago

Do any of these people actually know the history of Stonehenge or do they just think it’s a pile of rocks? Also on a side note, do they offer helicopter tours that fly over Stonehenge? You can see what it is better from an aerial view.

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