139 Translation Fails That Will Have You Rolling On The Floor Laughing
If you're running a business in a tourist-heavy country, having signage in English is a smart move. Your smarts go out the window, however, if the English translations you display are horribly, hilariously wrong. We understand that not everyone knows the language well enough to do it all off the top of their head, but please - don't trust Google Translate to give you anything but an absolutely literal conversion of whatever you type in.
Well, to be fair on Google Translate, it's possible that some of these errors were just honest typos. Either way, scroll down to see the funniest mistranslations people have come across during their travels, and vote for the ones that had you howling. Anyone up for a nice 'decomposed Moscow mule' later?
#1
Given the colour and condition it looks in,I think it would be safe with me..
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Only the "High maintenance " women, who have their hair done in the local salon and shop for clothes in the local "Porn Fashion clothes shop "may 'enter men'.. Now just how would that work?
#29
they are in the variety of dishes category- variety is the spice of life...
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#55
Actually it is translated quite well. I think they mean "Press the flush button again to stop water"
#68
Both German and English translations are so hilarious that I had to go and actually google this one, to see what it was supposed to say :) It sure takes the art of miss-translation to the next level - Crema de verdura would be vegetable soup - any native Spanish speaker here is welcome to correct :)
#70
Even though I should walk in the valley of the shadow of death, on the path under the roof of dangerous, I will fear no evil, all though I might cringe a little.... Psalm 23:4, King George III edition
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#75
Milk for your skin, right? Like a milk bath. This could actually work.
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