139 Translation Fails That Will Have You Rolling On The Floor Laughing

Given the colour and condition it looks in,I think it would be safe with me..

Now that I think of it, this may be a great way to shrink swollen hemorrhoids. 😜

i prefer a dirty one.

Even that finnish text is not correct 😅

RIP Paul :(

This one is correct.

Zombie kids? Dead slow

prayer for a better sign

I guess they used a chicken company for the billboard.

Not a very healthy choice, eh?

Perhaps we can expect to see Dustin Hoffman, and Laurence Olivier, working there?

Ah, the perfume that smells like a barnyard.

Who said the Middle East was conservative?

Yes, but do I have to have it in the shower with me?

It's closed. I wonder why.

You're welcome James.

I always thought there was more to a 'Bounty' then meets the eye....

Popeye is not happy reading this

For some reason...That menu just isn't tempting me..

Another math teacher just started crying reading this.

"a donkey that intimately trim the skirt" :D

Somewhere in the parallel Universe

Silence of the Lamps

what kind of flamingos are these? :-)

Only the "High maintenance " women, who have their hair done in the local salon and shop for clothes in the local "Porn Fashion clothes shop "may 'enter men'.. Now just how would that work?

Yep, about hot/spicy foods, they say you get to enjoy it twice. Once going in, and once coming out. That post above about "Ice Cream In The Ass" makes perfect sense now. :D

It's a good point. It is incredibly annoying

YOUR mother

they are in the variety of dishes category- variety is the spice of life...

Omg I'm crying laughing 😂 These are hilarious

Pee shoots explain the "salted" almonds

I hope you finally understood that, Manuel!

Stuff what? where?

So that's how cyborgs are made...

I guess the shrimp does the work while the fish ponders...

I wish I knew what they're trying to say...

It's gonna give birth! PUSH! Come on, you can do it!

To be fair, Butt is a legit surname in Pakistan.

yeah.. No blank calls please

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Departure hole --------->

Nihilistic

psalm 119.5.3 And their life shall be in the light of Lord Thor

Mashrooms

Nuts problems are the toughest

Emergency cock is a fancy word for dildo.

Poor thing... Deserves a holiday once in a while :(

No thanks, I'm on a low-crap diet.

Go there to meet an average golfer?

Well, this english course seems legit....

Please don't. No. Ever ! lol

what sorcery is this supposed to be ?

Schroedinger's floor.

i don't know why, but i don't trust him

Actually it is translated quite well. I think they mean "Press the flush button again to stop water"

Wish my writing looked one tenth this nice

Well, it IS cruel.

No, thank you.

Where should I throw it, then? In the sink?

The seller next door shat fresh chickens. Choices.

so they are pretty forgiving about the first leaning

Poor thing! Go to bed, bread!!

So, we have to expensively call taxis?

You ain't providing that??

May I penetrate in my car ??

it's called a brothel

Aka lawn clippings. May cause itching.

Both German and English translations are so hilarious that I had to go and actually google this one, to see what it was supposed to say :) It sure takes the art of miss-translation to the next level - Crema de verdura would be vegetable soup - any native Spanish speaker here is welcome to correct :)

FUUUUUCK NO! NOT COMIC SANS! NOT COMIC FUCKING SANS!

Even though I should walk in the valley of the shadow of death, on the path under the roof of dangerous, I will fear no evil, all though I might cringe a little.... Psalm 23:4, King George III edition

We russians smock. Ya know :d

kurki=chanterelles, really tasty, but I don't think I will eat them any time soon after reading this...

Rule one: do not get groped. It's every man/woman/cat for him/herself.

I guess airbags do work

Milk for your skin, right? Like a milk bath. This could actually work.

Pharmacy, we have a situation here...

Sorry for being a killjoy - but this must be a fake. No way this would survive an hour in Germany, let along long enough to get rusty.

Now I imagine those are puppy heads :(