You can easily lose your way in the world of food if you don’t watch where you’re going. As you navigate the Isles of Gordon Ramsay and sail around the Jamie Oliver Peninsula, you’re eventually bound to come across the seemingly-endless Desert (not dessert) of Weird Food. And in the middle stands none other than the city of ‘Totally Gourmet’ (Population: 118,000), its streets filled with bizarre sights that show off the strange and sometimes unsettling side of cooking, cuisine, and nosh.
The ‘Totally Gourmet’ page is run by none other than Sébastien Mathys and Jonas Nyffenegger. If their names sound familiar, then it’s probably because you’ve read Bored Panda’s previous post about their other incredibly popular Instagram page, ‘Ugly Design.’ Now, Sébastien and Jonas are shocking the world once again—but with food! Check out some of the weirdest and most mesmerizing food-related pics from ‘Totally Gourmet’ below and upvote the ones that made your eyes pop and your jaws drop, dear Pandas. Planning to skip lunch after this post (we just might)? Let us know in the comment section below.
Sébastien and Jonas told Bored Panda that 'Totally Gourmet' started as a spin-off of 'Ugly Design. They explained that they're both passionate about cooking and thought that the amazing food pictures that they found online deserved a dedicated page. "We like to experiment in the kitchen and try new flavors whenever given the opportunity. If you are a food artist please share your work with us, we would love to see (taste) what you do!" Read on for the full interview.
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Bird House
At first I thought it was an actual house and then I saw the bird and I was like ohhhh 🤦🏼♀️lol it's a good design tho I love it
Noodeldo
Say It With Flowers
When Bored Panda asked Sébastien and Jonas what could be done if readers suddenly lose their appetites when looking at photos from the 'Totally Gourmet' page, the pair weren't surprised at all. "We know what you mean. This occurs to us as well... DM us when this happens. We have tips to help, depending on the picture," they said. So, dear Pandas, if you find yourself put off from eating after this list, send a direct message to the curators of the page and they might just have a solution for you.
Sébastien and Jonas also revealed that they have quite a few food and cooking disaster stories between them in their lives. And they shared the worst one of them.
"Younger Jonas organized a Surströmming party in a public park in Geneva with a few friends and me," Sébastien said. "Surströmming is a Swedish delicacy made of fermented fish. Most of our friends refused to even try and backed away from the smell. Actually, the scent was so strong that everybody in a radius of 50m decided to leave. Even a group of punks. Our tasting was too trash for them." Got any similar stories to share, dear Pandas? Let us know in the comment section!
Pug
Orange At Work
We’re drawn to weirdness and ugliness. It’s a very human experience to be captivated by something that’s far from aesthetically pleasing. And that’s exactly the primal human fascination with ugliness that the ‘Totally Gourmet’ team manage to capture in the pics that they post.
There’s a lot of similarity between ‘Totally Gourmet’ and ‘Ugly Design,’ namely, the ugliness and the shock value. Sébastien and Jonas earlier spoke to Bored Panda about their other project, ‘Ugly Design,’ and attributed its success to the fact that their content creates a huge contrast to the “norm-perfect” pictures that can usually be found in people’s Instagram feeds.
Cheetos Superstructure
Lunch
“When seeing an ugly design rather than perfect aesthetics (as defined in the 21st century)—scrollers takes notice,” Sébastien and Jonas told Bored Panda that the key is to avoid predictability and embracing what’s unexpected.
The curators of ‘Ugly Design’ and ‘Totally Gourmet’ explained that they believe ugliness is a topic that’s bottomless and will always have something to offer in terms of content. So you can expect a lot more extraordinary and strange content from Sébastien and Jonas in the near future, that’s for sure!
Cereal
He is just making sure no one is after his lucky charms ... Once and for all.
take my upvote and never show your face again
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Is this what someone means when they say, “I’m going to sit for a spell.”?
Let me guess: the big bag of dogfood is stored next to the dog bowls and nobody in this house can figure out how to stop the dogs from tearing into it.
My dog once got up on the counter (which he never did before) and ate 20 oatmeal raisin cookies. 12 hours later in the middle of the night he had diarrhea alllllllll over the house. Point being, my 3 young kids have yet to make a mess as awful as that. *knock on wood*
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If this was my kid I'd keep the printed pic and show it to his/her future spouse lmao.
What a mess. Well, I suppose when you don't have any teeth it's hard to chew your food properly.
Is this what they mean when they say, “I’m going to sit for a spell”?
Ive seen some things....................................................................
Veggitect
Happy Birthday
Lost In The Sauce
Those Sausages Be Flacid
Happy Hours
Total Fail
Christmas Tree Salad
Beetle Bread
Avocado
Do Something With Eggplant
Crayfish Procession
Carving The Turkey
Tomato
Monday’s Pie
Self Isolated Lime
Chubbytella
Lost And Found
Oh no this cake has been abused! (the airport spoon tip on another BP post)
Spaghetti, Ocd Version
Please change the title of this. This is not what OCD is. At all. OCD is constant intrusive thoughts and compulsions all day long that you can’t control. OCD is not about being neat, or organized, or a perfectionist. It is constant torture all day. I understand that you did not mean to be offensive but please change the title.
Totally Curvy
Bastard
That's The Destruction We All Need In Our Communities!
Paw
New Apple AirPods
Dessert
How To Defend Yourself Against Alien Abduction?
Munchies
Spirit Animal
Would be funny if his head was actually covered in the snakes but people kept taking and eating them.
Puppy
Note: this post originally had 143 images. It’s been shortened to the top 40 images based on user votes.
Some are funny but a lot of these are just a senseless waste of food.
What on earth makes you assume the food is getting wasted? Other than the few that are clearly accidents, most of these appear to be in a perfectly edible state...and we're probably eaten right after the photo was taken. You can't possibly believe that the kiwi monsters aren't about to be eaten?
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Personally I think they are either hilarious or a beautiful piece of art
I swear to god the pics that are like the leftover part of the BP post are on crack or some s**t, they're so f*****g funny LMAO
Some are funny but a lot of these are just a senseless waste of food.
What on earth makes you assume the food is getting wasted? Other than the few that are clearly accidents, most of these appear to be in a perfectly edible state...and we're probably eaten right after the photo was taken. You can't possibly believe that the kiwi monsters aren't about to be eaten?
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I swear to god the pics that are like the leftover part of the BP post are on crack or some s**t, they're so f*****g funny LMAO
