Ever heard 'deodorant' being called 'armpit makeup' or a 'freezer'—'an ice cupboard'? Neither have we, but they do sound hilariously spot-on, just like everything else in this list.

Ever heard 'deodorant' being called 'armpit makeup' or a 'freezer'—'an ice cupboard'? Neither have we, but they do sound hilariously spot-on, just like everything else in this list.