As of recently, Fort Myers' Chipotle came under scrutiny on Yelp not only for its guacamole, but also for stealing customers' husbands.

As of recently, Fort Myers' Chipotle came under scrutiny on Yelp not only for its guacamole, but also for stealing customers' husbands.

Joel Willis was in the mood for eating some takeout. Unfortunately, his wife, Laura, didn’t want any. So Joel turned on his A-game and started making some 300 IQ, 5-D chess moves.

Joel Willis was in the mood for eating some takeout. Unfortunately, his wife, Laura, didn’t want any. So Joel turned on his A-game and started making some 300 IQ, 5-D chess...

When we order Chipotle, we rarely spend time looking at the food. We're too busy stuffing it down our throats. But as much as you would hate to bite into a delicious meal and find something unexpected, quite a few Chipotle...

When we order Chipotle, we rarely spend time looking at the food. We're too busy stuffing it down our throats. But as much as you would hate to bite into a...