“I believe he would have killed me if I didn’t get out of the car [and] on[to] the road.”

“I believe he would have killed me if I didn’t get out of the car [and] on[to] the road.”

Joey Swoll said he was "speechless" after being "sexually assaulted by a 110 lbs woman" at a local bar.

Joey Swoll said he was "speechless" after being "sexually assaulted by a 110 lbs woman" at a local bar.

While the mom was "shocked" to learn about the crime, she put her emotions to the side and did what she thought was right.

While the mom was "shocked" to learn about the crime, she put her emotions to the side and did what she thought was right.

"I was literally just walking, and a man came up and punched me in the face."

"I was literally just walking, and a man came up and punched me in the face."

“She’s going to have some long-term issues."

“She’s going to have some long-term issues."

"The problem with him is that he always leaves the parcels wherever he wants."

"The problem with him is that he always leaves the parcels wherever he wants."

“What the f–k is wrong with that guy? Elmo is, like, the best friend to multiple generations of children.”

“What the f–k is wrong with that guy? Elmo is, like, the best friend to multiple generations of children.”

“Guests are expected to dress accordingly in attire that respects the restaurant’s sophisticated and upscale aesthetic.”

“Guests are expected to dress accordingly in attire that respects the restaurant’s sophisticated and upscale aesthetic.”

As it turns out, Buzz McCallister might've been bad in real life too.

As it turns out, Buzz McCallister might've been bad in real life too.

Those old videos weren’t weird – they were creepy and showed the tip of the iceberg of a disturbing secret life.

Those old videos weren’t weird – they were creepy and showed the tip of the iceberg of a disturbing secret life.