“I talked to a calzone for fifteen minutes last night before I realized it was just an introverted pizza. I wish all my acquaintances were so tasty.” - Jarod Kintz

“I talked to a calzone for fifteen minutes last night before I realized it was just an introverted pizza. I wish all my acquaintances were so tasty.” - Jarod Kintz

Here are some of the dumb questions you’ve probably heard when you would rather be home in your pajamas with a book.

Here are some of the dumb questions you’ve probably heard when you would rather be home in your pajamas with a book.