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People Suggest New Names For Badly Named Things And These 50 Make So Much More Sense

According to these internet users, some things should be completely renamed. For example, why is a group of squid called a ‘shoal’ instead of a ‘squad’? It’s a head-scratcher!

According to these internet users, some things should be completely renamed. For example, why is a group of squid called a ‘shoal’ instead of a ‘squad’? It’s a head-scratcher!

40 Times Toddlers Didn’t Know The Word For Something But Came Up With Their Own Hilarious Name For It

All those in favor of renaming ‘cough drops’ to ‘medicine beans’ and ‘knives’ to ‘kitchen swords,’ raise your hands and say, ‘Aye!’

All those in favor of renaming ‘cough drops’ to ‘medicine beans’ and ‘knives’ to ‘kitchen swords,’ raise your hands and say, ‘Aye!’

People Share 50 Hilariously Accurate Names Kids Gave Things After Guy Reveals What His Niece Calls Aquariums

Kids say the darndest things. And apparently, they come up with the most hilarious and accurate 'alternative names' for everyday items too!

Kids say the darndest things. And apparently, they come up with the most hilarious and accurate 'alternative names' for everyday items too!

40 Times Kids Cracked Adults Up With Their ‘Alternative’ Names For Common Things

Ever heard 'deodorant' being called 'armpit makeup' or a 'freezer'—'an ice cupboard'? Neither have we, but they do sound hilariously spot-on, just like everything else in this list.

Ever heard 'deodorant' being called 'armpit makeup' or a 'freezer'—'an ice cupboard'? Neither have we, but they do sound hilariously spot-on, just like everything else in this list.

This Twitter Account Is Renaming Everyday Objects And They’re More Accurate Than The Real Ones

Do you like to eat bagel seeds covered in cereal sauce for breakfast? Perhaps you like to quench your thirst with a nice cold glass of snowman blood? Or maybe you've marveled at the majestic grace of the animal known as...

Do you like to eat bagel seeds covered in cereal sauce for breakfast? Perhaps you like to quench your thirst with a nice cold glass of snowman blood? Or maybe you've...