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Parents Tired Of Their Son Not Brushing His Teeth Come Up With This Genius Letter From The Tooth Fairy
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Tooth Fairy Leaves Hilarious Letter To Boy About His Dental Hygiene, And Every Parent Must Read It

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When we were kids, most of us didn’t like brushing our teeth too much, but we sure got excited over the dollar we got from the Tooth Fairy when one of them fell out. ‘Barry T. Tooth Fairy’ himself has now spoken, however, and he’s sounding off on bad dental hygiene.

London resident Henry Warren recently shared on Twitter that his 8-year-old son, Sam, is ‘dreadful’ at tooth brushing, but thankfully, the winged man himself was well-aware. When Sam’s most recent loose tooth fell out, the boy left it under his pillow expecting a one-pound coin to be in its place by morning – and instead woke up to find a formal letter ‘from the desk of Barry T. Tooth Fairy,’ which included a strict warning to be heeded about ‘tooth condition.’

Parents everywhere are applauding Henry for making sure the letter found his son well, and we suspect that many will be in contact with ‘Barry’ as well before their child’s next trip to the dentist. Scroll down to read it for yourself!

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This is Sam Warren, an 8-year-old London boy who recently lost a tooth and left it for the tooth fairy

Instead of just finding a one-pound coin under his pillow in the morning, however, he also found this letter

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“Dear Mr Warren,

This letter is to inform you that I have now taken receipt of your tooth and it is being duly processed in our system.

You will have noticed there has been a delay in your payment for the tooth. Mr Warren, I have to inform you that this is due to the condition in which we found said tooth. We expect a certain amount of wear and tear on the teeth we appraise. However in this case your tooth had to be referred up to the committee for further analysis.

We believe this is due to the lack of care and attention by yourself. We have detected more than trace amounts of Fanta and residual amounts of both cereal and chocolate which have not been removed by appropriate brushing technique. We recommend you review your practice here as a matter of urgency.

Mr Warren we will accept the tooth on this occasion but we need your assurances that the condition of your next tooth will be significantly better or we will withhold payment.

Sincerely yours,

Barry T. Tooth Fairy”

Busted! Parents are now applauding this genius way of calling kids out on poor dental hygiene

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Barry is clearly well-respected in the Warren household

Even Colgate chimed in to pat Barry on the back for his excellent work

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What do you think? Is this the most genius parenting hack of the year? Tell us below!

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Nancy E
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I loved this letter ! A lesson from the humorous tooth fairy !

AnnaWatts
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7 years ago

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I resigned my office-job and now I am getting paid £64 hourly. How? I work over internet! My old work was making me miserable, so I was forced to try something different, two years after...I can say my life is changed-completely for the better! Check it out what i do... http://cutt.us/4spDP

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John L
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, this is a nice adult ready letter, but definitely not in "8 year old" speak. Shouldn't it have been written in more child friendly language? Just curious. 🤔

Madison García
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is this not kid friendly? The vocabulary in the letter isn't even that high-tier and I could have read this at the age of 8

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Luca Gotta
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

F*ck the letter, is that a Stormtrooper?! This kid doesn't brush his teeth properly and still get a Stormtrooper... Living my life's been harder than I thought, I see.

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Nancy E
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I loved this letter ! A lesson from the humorous tooth fairy !

AnnaWatts
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7 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

I resigned my office-job and now I am getting paid £64 hourly. How? I work over internet! My old work was making me miserable, so I was forced to try something different, two years after...I can say my life is changed-completely for the better! Check it out what i do... http://cutt.us/4spDP

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John L
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, this is a nice adult ready letter, but definitely not in "8 year old" speak. Shouldn't it have been written in more child friendly language? Just curious. 🤔

Madison García
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is this not kid friendly? The vocabulary in the letter isn't even that high-tier and I could have read this at the age of 8

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Luca Gotta
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

F*ck the letter, is that a Stormtrooper?! This kid doesn't brush his teeth properly and still get a Stormtrooper... Living my life's been harder than I thought, I see.

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